After the layoffs, I became a tech godfather

Chapter 9: Do we even need to fight for an APP?
"It looks very powerful, but I don't see what use it has."

"It's useless. When your boss asks you to post 200 WeChat Moments ads every day, you will know whether it is useful or not."

"Posting an ad on WeChat Moments? What the hell is that? Will anyone read it?"

“It doesn’t matter whether anyone sees it or not. My Moments have probably been blocked by my family and friends, but I have to post it anyway. If I post one less post, I’ll lose 1 point in my KPI. If I don’t post one day, all my performance points for the month will be deducted.

"So this thing is perfect for me. In my opinion, this is the meaning of AI. It can do repetitive tasks that do not require any technical skills, so that talents can free up their hands to do more meaningful things."

“So does that mean it’s useless if you don’t advertise?”

"It's superficial, this is just one of the application scenarios! This function is called "Dada". What is "Dada"? It's the other side of you!

"Its essence is to repeat your actions or do tedious things for you. You need to figure out what you need it to do."

The blogger's name is 100,800 miles under the sea. He used a short video to introduce several of his own usage scenarios:

"For example, I have a very typical scenario here, which is when I was browsing Weibo. As you all know, it is very troublesome to block someone on Weibo. You need to click on his profile picture first, then click on the three dots in the upper right corner, and finally click on "Add to blacklist" at the bottom. Even this is not the end, you still need to click "Confirm" again.

"It's just troublesome, but the key is that Weibo has another very mean point. Although the people you block will not push you anymore, they will deliberately push similar opinions and content to you, which will make you angry after a while.

"Now, you just need to browse, and 'Duizi' can set up and synchronize your preferences, and then automatically block the bloggers instantly. You can even set it up to block all bloggers who hold certain opinions. For example, here, a large group of bloggers are obviously attacking a company. I don't want to see these people. I can just search for them and block them all."

"In addition, there is another scene that is very practical." The 108,000 Miles Under the Sea continued in the video:

“Everyone knows about splash screen ads, right? Don’t you hate them? Often the skip button is set very small, and sometimes you can’t click it even after three or four clicks, and the countdown has already passed.

"Now, in this scenario, when you open any app, your partner will just click 'skip' for you. Isn't that great?"

……

Since the app was launched for trial use, the APP "Zhifeng Liusha" has been spreading at an incredible speed.

Just as the data Xiaosha initially gave, the attention to native Hongmeng is indeed extremely high. Zhifeng Liusha had just been launched as an application for trial use, and it had its first user in just the first minute.

In just ten minutes, the number of registered users exceeded one thousand.

This is of course thanks to the monster hunter who downloaded the APP and tested it live for the first time. The first wave of downloads all came from his live broadcast room.

On the TikTok platform alone, in just one hour, hundreds of videos introducing the "pairing" function appeared.

The 10,000 user quota set by Hao Cheng was completely snapped up half an hour after it was put on the shelves.

The tricks they use are endless. At first, they just posted in Moments in a loop, skipped ads, and automatically blocked bloggers as they wished. After a while, someone soon developed new ways to play. For example, the Douyin blogger who is known as "Blackie Duidui" is currently live-streaming: "These black fans use a screenshot or half a video to take things out of context and smear our domestic cars. What's more, the scope of rumor spreading is very large, and the rumor that is refuted is not visible to everyone.

"People who don't know the truth will be misled. Whenever I see this, I will search for the facts and post the complete facts in the comments. But how much can I do alone? But now, you see, the assistant I set up is doing this for me.

"And you see, it collects and organizes information from the public Internet, judges authenticity, and extracts facts faster than I can, and even better!
"So, what is this thing?" Heizi Duidui thought for a while and said:

"Your partner, the other side of you, my understanding is: leave all the suffering work to your partner, and you just have to enjoy yourself!"

"But if you think 'partner' is just a function, you are totally wrong!"

Heizi Duidui continued: "I just watched a lot of videos, and without exception they all talked about the 'Assisted Partner' function, but don't you find it strange? Why can it cope so well?

“Other AI agents or assistants are not as powerful as this. YOYO can only order coffee and cancel automatic renewal. Why can’t it be so free and versatile that it can be configured to do whatever it wants?

“I have a hunch that the AI capabilities inherent in this thing may have surpassed all known large AI models.

"After the live broadcast in fifteen minutes, we will test it and ask them a few questions to compare Baidu's Wen Xiaoyan with ChatGPT, the most powerful language model abroad, to see what the inside of this thing is like!
"You can also help me think about it and ask me some questions later. OK, I'll go offline and take a break. See you in fifteen minutes."

……

"Surpassing all the big models? Is that an exaggeration? I looked at the developer information and this is just an individual developer!"

"Why bother about personal matters? Just tell me whether it's strong or not. I've tried it, and what the blogger said is true: leave all the suffering work to your partner, and you just enjoy it!"

"I'm just enjoying myself, listening to you guys bragging about it, but where are the apps? I even borrowed a phone to upgrade to HarmonyOS Next, and after browsing through all the apps, I saw that the test task was full. What the hell is this!"

Xia Peng is a salesperson. His company has the requirement to post advertisements on WeChat Moments every day. It takes him a full hour to do so every day when he gets home!

When I was scrolling through TikTok, I saw a bunch of videos that the “assistant partners” had closed first, and I was immediately delighted - finally I don’t have to do these mechanical, repetitive and annoying tasks!

However, I couldn't find this app in my phone's app store or online. Later, I found out from the comments that I had to use a Huawei phone and upgrade to the latest Next system.

He finally managed to borrow a phone, but it didn't work. "Is Huawei's system like this? Do we even need to fight for apps?"

"You are so ignorant, I have been trying to get WeChat for a week and still haven't gotten it."

"App trials are for testing purposes only. We don't promote them in large quantities because we are worried about large-scale bugs. Please understand!"

"I understand it, I understand it. Even if there are bugs, I will admit it. Let's get on with it!"

(End of this chapter)