Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 32: Cat girl comes to the door, tempting white legs

As we all know, spring is here, the season when all things come back to life, and some animals will also become active.

But Zhang Tian looked at Han Shuang outside and felt that there was something wrong with this cat lady, so he asked directly, "I do like beauty, but I am not a demented person. Lady Lihua, if you have something to say, just speak up, there is no need to do this."

It would be fine if there was a beauty in front of me.

The other person happened to be a cat girl with a tail that kept shaking back and forth, and she would lick my palm from time to time. I really couldn't appreciate this weird beauty.

Therefore, Zhang Tian chose to talk face to face. He didn't want to get entangled with the other party and waste his time for cultivation. After all, he still had two and a half years before he would go to Longhu Mountain to snatch the top magic weapon in the Longhu Secret Realm.

There are less than thirty years left before the time of becoming an immortal as Brother Niu said. If I can become an immortal, it will be a great opportunity. I don’t even have enough time to practice, so how can I have the mood to do this and that?
The Lihua Immortal was a little surprised. This was a secret technique that she had spied on from the nobles' mansions when she was wandering in human society. Whenever the women used it, it would make the men lose their minds.

Is there a whip missing?

She pulled her clothes again, revealing more of her white thighs, but all she got was Zhang Tian's expressionless face. Even his heartbeat didn't increase at all. She felt a little frustrated and directly stated her purpose.

"Little guy, I didn't realize that you are the legendary Taoist genius who appears only once in a thousand years. You have just started your cultivation journey, but you are able to write a Taoist scripture that will be passed down through the ages. To be honest..."

She licked her palm, her eyes burning, "Meow, I want it!"

She worked as a laborer beside Qingniu and often saw Qingniu reading a Taoist scripture, which made him fascinated. Occasionally, she would take a peek at it and find it extremely wonderful, and a true mantra.

And just today.

She had ears through the wall and overheard the conversation between Zhang Tian and Zhang Huairen. She then learned that the other party was actually the founder of the Taoist scripture. She was immediately overjoyed.

She put forward her conditions, "Little guy, I have heard your request. You only want Zhang Huairen's Longhu Mountain Heart Method, and I also have a method for immortal cultivation."

"If you give me the sutra, I can introduce my sister to you. She is a rat spirit and very beautiful."

Zhang Tian had a strange look on his face. The cat girl's sister turned out to be a rat spirit. Was this reasonable?

Besides, how pretty can a rat spirit be!
You think I haven't seen the world?!

"My sister is practicing Buddhism in Lingshan Mountain. She is a kind-hearted and genuine demon."

The world of Journey to the West does not have too many requirements for one's origin. It advocates that those who do good deeds are human beings, and those who do evil deeds are monsters. Especially in places like Lingshan, there are many monsters practicing Buddhism, but not everyone can enter.

Only one in ten thousand can get in.

It's like having a system!

A stable job in the eyes of practitioners!
Therefore, in the eyes of the Lihua Immortal, being married to Zhang Tian, a poor boy who has not yet become an immortal, is simply like being a gigolo, a great bargain from heaven.

But that was it. What surprised the Lihua Immortal was that Zhang Tian refused without even a second thought and instead made other requests. "Forget about my sister. If you have any magical skills, please let me take a look. If you like them, I can exchange them for some of my cultivation insights. As for the rest, forget it!"

He admitted that he had been tempted.

He always thought that he was a very poor cultivator. Even though he had obtained great magical skills such as the Fire Nourishing Sutra and the Fire Melting Sutra, he was so poor that he could not even afford to buy fire. But today, after a reminder from the Lihua Immortal, he realized that he was sitting on a treasure mountain without knowing it.

There are very few geniuses in this world.

Most of them are ordinary practitioners with the same poor talents as him. Even like Qingniu, not all magical powers can be practiced. However, Zhang Tian can simplify the complicated techniques, just like the Tao Te Ching, which can be simplified into the Tao Sutra, and their understanding can still be increased after practicing.

If you can sort some of them out.

Exchange with those practitioners who have something to ask for.

This is definitely a way to make a fortune. Not only will you not have to worry about the materials for cultivation, you won't have to worry about the immortal fire for cultivation. You can even start a sideline business, such as refining pills and tools. After all, the immortals and cultivators have extremely long lifespans and even like to be self-sufficient. In addition, the Heavenly Court also pays them wages, so they are richer and more affluent than one another. Lihua Daxian saw that Zhang Tian was determined.

I can only leave with regret.

Zhang Tian watched her leave quietly with a slightly furrowed brow, only because his right eyelid, which had been twitching all the time, suddenly stopped moving. This was the immortal inheritance he had obtained from Hantan, namely the Huangting Taoist Scripture. Whenever his left eye twitched, good things would happen, and whenever his right eye twitched, disaster would come.

He was thinking about what the Lihua Immortal had just said, and for a moment he didn't know where the disaster came from.

"Could it be..."

"You want me to be a scapegoat and become a father?"

"Does this kind of routine also exist in the world of cultivating immortals?"

Zhang Tian ignored this matter.

And the other side.

The Lihua Immortal came down the mountain at night, carrying some food in his hands. He looked around and came to a secluded place. There was a cave on the mountain wall, and he didn't know when it appeared.

She recited the magic formula silently and went straight in. It was like a different world there. After many twists and turns, she came to a secret place, which turned out to be a cave for practicing. There was a big bed in it, and a wonderful person was lying on it.

She is truly a fairy.

so beautiful!
The other party is the sister mentioned by the Great Immortal Lihua, the rat demon who practiced in Lingshan, a golden-haired rat.

When the golden-haired mouse saw the elder sister coming, he immediately laughed and ate the food that the elder sister brought. Then he asked intentionally or unintentionally, "Sister, my dear elder sister, did the little Taoist priest agree?"

"Don't mention it. I don't know if that guy's brain has been damaged by cultivation. He would rather not have a wife like you who is hard to find in the Three Realms. Humph! I'm so angry!"

The Lihua Immortal kept complaining.

He didn't notice the frown on the Golden-Haired Rat's face or the anger in his heart.

"Damn little Taoist priest, if I hadn't made a big mistake in Lingshan this time and stole the Seven Treasures Magic Lamp of the Tathagata Venerable, and urgently needed to borrow the heavenly secrets and luck of others to conceal myself, otherwise, how could someone like me look down on a poor boy like you! You really got an advantage, but you still don't know what's good for you!"

Jinmaoshu was secretly annoyed and extremely anxious. She guessed that the Buddhists might have noticed something unusual. If she didn't quickly find a cultivator to help her, she would be discovered by the Buddhists.

But where in this area can I find a cultivator with a clean background, no background, and no power...

The Lihua Immortal suddenly had a good idea. "Sister, don't worry. Don't pay attention to this stinky little Taoist priest on the mountain. I know a good match for him. There is a Taoist priest named Zhang Shanfeng in the mountain. He often comes to the mountain as a guest. He looks handsome and has a clean background. How about telling him to you?"

Jinmaoshu asked carefully, "Does the other party have a sect or a great background? I'm afraid he will look down on me."

"I haven't heard of that. It's said that he came from Wudang Mountain. I haven't heard of any powerful people or Taoist sects on that mountain. If he is a good match for you, I'm afraid it's a bit too high."

Jinmaoshu smiled, "My sister is not a snob, so I'll choose him!"

Little Taoist priest.

I hope you can be honest.

Otherwise, you will be in trouble!!

(End of this chapter)