Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 294 Looking for Laozi? Master! I haven't gotten on the bus yet! I haven't gotten on the bus yet!
Zhang Tian from Journey to the West: "I've run into a little trouble."

Zhang Tian from Journey to the West: "I have just received definite news that Dipankara Buddha of the Western Buddhist sect has passed away, and my tribulation is about to begin."

As soon as these words came out.

The entire chat group was stunned for a moment, as those long-ago memories were immediately unearthed and used against them.

They were stunned for a while before they remembered what the Dipankara Buddha meant: it meant that the Buddha Wutian was about to return, plunging the entire Three Realms into chaos—a plot point from the sequel to Journey to the West.

Zhang Tian from Battle Through the Heavens: "Holy crap! I just remembered, Dipankara Buddha is dead, doesn't that mean that ultimate love-obsessed guy is about to return?"

Devouring Zhang Tian: "Heaven! It's Wutian!"

Because of Zhang Tian.

The storyline of Journey to the West was brought forward by many years.

This time, the one who went on the journey to the West to retrieve the scriptures was the Eastern Han Dynasty monk Sanzang, not the Tang Dynasty monk Sanzang. The wronged Jinghe Dragon King did not die, and Sun Wukong did not come to overturn the verdict.

Therefore, Zhang Tian hadn't paid attention, focusing only on refining his own pills and distracted by other worlds. By the time he learned of the passing of the Ancient Buddha Dipankara, it was already too late.

Zhang Tian from Journey to the West: "I didn't expect it to happen so quickly. After all, the Monkey King just obtained the scriptures a few months ago and was awarded the title of Victorious Fighting Buddha. I haven't even had time to celebrate my promotion yet, and this has already happened."

He had only recently delivered the three-stage golden elixir he had refined, when congratulations to the monkey for becoming the general manager and head of the security department. In the blink of an eye, the company was about to go under.

What's wrong?!
Zhang Tian of Zhetian: "Wutian is incredibly capable; he's not the love-struck fool you described."

The direct reason for Wutian's falling out with Buddhism was that the other side fell in love with a prostitute, which led the World Honored One to deem his faith weak, causing him to lose his position as the leader of Buddhism and subsequently turn to the dark side.

At first glance, he seems to be a hopeless romantic.

But that's not the case.

Zhang Tian of "Covering the Sky" believes that "it seems to be about being obsessed with love, but at its core it is a struggle over Buddhist ideologies, a class struggle that is more brutal than war."

Zhang Tian, ​​the one who covered the sky, said: "Just like Shakyamuni and Amitabha Buddha in my world, who could have imagined that the founder of Buddhism would be regarded as an enemy by Buddhism in the blink of an eye!"

Amitabha Buddha was the founder of Buddhism in the world of Shrouding the Heavens, while Shakyamuni was the spirit of the deceased emperor's corpse. The deceased was proficient in Buddhism and was invited back by Buddhism to become the master of Mount Ling.

As a result, Shakyamuni felt something was wrong as he watched. He discovered that these believers were distorting Buddhist teachings and trying to achieve immortality through their religion. He quickly tried to stop them, but was expelled from Buddhism.

Ultimately, all the billions of beings in the Buddhist sect perished on the path to immortality, becoming a laughingstock in the eyes of the Dark Sovereigns.

This is hilarious.

It's absolutely no less challenging than asking the author to answer their own reading comprehension questions, analyze their thoughts and feelings, and clearly get a zero.

Question setter: You're wrong, that's not what I meant. Your answer is wrong, you're a fake author!
Doupo Zhang Tian: "Who cares about any conflict? The fact that Wutian has appeared ahead of schedule already shows that he has the power to sweep across the entire Three Realms. Brother, listen to my advice, the opponent is too big. He can even overthrow Tathagata and the Jade Emperor. You can't handle him. You should find a place to hide."

Zhang Tian from Journey to the West is a Primordial Golden Immortal of Great Luo, a disciple of Laozi, and the Grand Master of Xuandu. He's incredibly powerful to them, but compared to Wutian...

Wutian: I heard you've mastered dozens of supernatural powers. Your comprehension is truly extraordinary. How many did you master today? How many do you plan to master tomorrow?
It's a bit out of dimension.

Devouring Zhang Tian: "Yeah, he doesn't know you anyway. Just find a place to hide, and the thirty-three years will pass quickly."

Devouring Zhang Tian: "Brother, you can still hide in the world of Devouring the Stars. Even if that guy is very capable, can he really travel between worlds?"

Zhang Tian, ​​the Journey to the West player, felt somewhat guilty.

The reason was largely due to Wu Tian's early return, since he was the one who took the opponent's magic treasure, the Black Lotus of Primordial Spirit, from the treasure vault of the Ziwei Emperor, and it was practically as if he personally delivered it to the opponent.

He's a great hero! So Zhang Tian from Journey to the West cautiously asked, "He interviewed me before and promised me the position of future Buddha, but I ignored him. Do you think I still have a chance to live?"

Zhang Tian, ​​the Sky-Covering General: "..."

Devouring Zhang Tian: "..."

Doupo Zhang Tian: "Haha! I know this one well! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Back then you ignored me, but now you can't even reach me! I suggest you quickly learn a gender-swap technique, become his lover, and then study singing, dancing, rapping, and basketball. Maybe then you'll have a chance to survive."

Journey to the West Zhang Tian: "6!"

Zhang Tian of Zhetian: "Don't worry too much, right? After all, Wutian is a well-known good boss. He treats his subordinates very well. The more outstanding you are, the less he will want to kill you."

In the sequel to Journey to the West.

Wutian had many opportunities to completely defeat Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong, but he chose to give them all up in order to subdue them.

It's a pity that his affection for Guan Yu was like Cao Cao's affection for Guan Yu; at least Cao Cao got a head in the end, while he didn't even get a bone fragment.

So you'll just give in!

Journey to the West Zhang Tian: "???"

Zhang Tian from Journey to the West: "Look my eyes! Have you even considered my identity? My master is Laozi, a pillar of the Heavenly Court, and I am the current God of Wealth. I am a direct descendant of the Red Seedling Town in the Heavenly Court! You want me to submit to Wutian?"

Although he didn't want to die.

But this situation...

He would be better off dying on the battlefield.

Zhang Tian from Journey to the West: "Moreover, he only has 33 days of destiny. If you follow him, you'll go hungry for three days and nine meals a day. Although he is not petty, the Jade Emperor may not be so sure."

Everyone thought so too.

After all, we've only ever heard of the Jade Emperor doting on the monkey, but as for the rest...

People of Fengxian County: Feed me peanuts!

General Curtain Roller: Me too.

Pigsy: Waaaaaah...

The group couldn't come to any conclusion, so they told Zhang Tian to go find his powerful backer, Laozi, and ask him. After all, he was their disciple, so would they really just stand by and watch Zhang Tian enter into a calamity?
Zhang Tian thought it was reasonable.

He looked at the blue ox in front of him, staring at its large, fleshy buttocks, and pondered the possibility of transforming it into Wutian's wife, using singing, dancing, and rapping to attract its attention.

He asked, "Besides the news of Dipankara Buddha's passing, has anything else major happened at Mount Ling? Has the Tathagata died? Has any fighting broken out?"

After all, the timeframe has been moved up so much.

Many things have changed.

He didn't know what Wutian's plan was; maybe he would just kill Tathagata on the side.

The blue ox shook its head.

Zhang Tian sensed the urgency of the situation and quickly extinguished the Samadhi True Fire in the alchemy furnace, stopping the refining of the golden elixir. Just as he was about to go find his master, he saw Laozi riding away on the clouds.

Zhang Tian: They...they left?
Zhang Tian: Driver! I haven't gotten on the bus yet! I haven't gotten on the bus yet!!
(End of this chapter)