Journey to the West: Start by giving Taishang Laojun a whole life

Chapter 240 Jade Emperor: Oh? Am I petty?
The journey to the west was fraught with difficulties, filled with all sorts of demons and monsters, many of whom could be called demon kings.

Therefore, it is described as extremely difficult.

But the truly exaggerated and dangerous ones are not these so-called demons.

They are gods descended to earth!

The Supreme Lord Laozi, who stands at the very top among the immortals and gods of the Three Realms, has come down to stroll around several times. The Jade Emperor is no exception, and even left a small trouble for the pilgrimage team, namely Fengxian County.

The Jade Emperor was traveling in the mortal realm when he enjoyed the offerings. However, the other party overturned his table and deliberately punished Fengxian County by depriving it of rain for three years, unless chickens could eat up the rice mountain, dogs could lick up the flour mountain, and candles could burn through the lock.

Despite these requirements.

It was resolved by Sun Wukong in a comical way.

But this applies to Sun Wukong.

If you encounter other people.

It's incredibly difficult, almost impossible!

That is the divine power of the Jade Emperor!

So when Zhang Tian uttered the name of the Jade Emperor, Chen Xuanzang, who was only a mortal, trembled all over, feeling as if his five souls were being torn apart, and he only wanted to die as soon as possible.

How can man possibly defeat the heavens?
Heaven's will is very strong!
Chen Xuanzang trembled with fear, but he was, after all, a half-step saint monk, a highly accomplished monk who had traveled from the Eastern Han Dynasty to this place in the body of an ordinary man. After being frightened by various demons, his mind was so firm that it had transcended the mundane.

He was filled with fear.

But he kept saying, "Amitabha, Buddha is merciful."

He pondered a solution in his mind.

But pondering his own Buddhist cultivation abilities, he felt somewhat helpless. Let alone him, even his idol, the Tathagata, the one who had achieved the ultimate in Buddhism, might not be able to face the Jade Emperor.

Then Chen Xuanzang panicked, "This... what should we do..."

Meanwhile, Sun Wukong was still joking around, "Master, don't worry, I, Old Sun, have a solution!"

Chen Xuanzang couldn't tell them apart.

They felt like they had grasped a lifeline.

It can be described as turning adversity into opportunity.

He was overjoyed and grabbed the monkey affectionately, asking, "Wukong, Wukong, what brilliant plan do you have?"

"Let that old Jade Emperor take a beating from my old Sun Wukong's staff! Not only will our grudges be settled, but he'll also be rewarded with a peach of immortality!"

Peaches of Immortality from the Jade Emperor's palace.

That's something everyone in the Three Realms knows.

The monkey was once a star official in heaven. The generous Jade Emperor bestowed upon him one of these, and after tasting it, he never forgot it, always thinking of taking another three to five thousand.

He's craving something sweet here.

This terrified Chen Xuanzang, who turned pale and shouted, "Wukong! A monk does not speak falsehoods, so stop talking nonsense!"

"The Jade Emperor is the ruler of the Three Realms, born from Heaven and Earth. He is a benevolent and virtuous ruler who nourishes all living beings. How dare you mock him like this?"

Chen Xuanzang felt that the monkey was reckless.

audacious in the extreme.

You shouldn't ask the other party for advice in this way.

He then turned to look at his more mature and steady second disciple, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, only to see that the other party slightly turned his head, his open phoenix eyes carrying a hint of disdainful sneer, three parts mockery, five parts nonchalance and seven parts not to be trifled with.

Chen Xuanzang:?

Chen Xuanzang: What kind of strange, inhuman expression is that? I can't understand it at all...

Monkey: "Oh, Master, Second Brother is indeed more reliable than me, Old Sun. He said that we should just take up our swords and kill the Jade Emperor, and then there will be no misunderstanding."

As for why there was no expression...

Only language.

That was a secret technique developed by Erlang Shen, specifically to counter the Jade Emperor's subordinate, Shunfeng'er, with the main focus on preventing information leakage.

As for why we're not afraid of being seen by clairvoyance?

Hmm, guess?

Chen Xuanzang: ... Although he did not know the inside story, he felt something was strange and could only place his hopes on his young disciple.

He always felt that the other person was rather taciturn and should be more reliable than the previous two apprentices. Why not just fight or kill? Couldn't there be a slightly more tactful way?

"Yes, yes, driver, let's discuss how to divide the luggage!"

Chen Xuanzang: ...

He fell silent for a moment, never expecting that such an invincible disciple was hard to find even once, yet he had gathered three of them here.

Chen Xuanzang hesitated for a moment.

Zhang Tian noticed all this hesitation. He couldn't wait for the pilgrims to actually divide their belongings and run away, so he coughed a few times and gently advised, "Pilgrimage pilgrims from the Han Dynasty, although the Jade Emperor may be a little bit petty, he won't make things too difficult for you..."

Zhang Tian took a hair from his own body, and it turned into a golden needle, which was dazzling and had an extraordinary appearance.

This was achieved through his cultivation of the Golden Elixir Fire, a secret technique of the Shangqing School, which he had comprehended from the Samadhi True Fire of Supernatural Power. His entire body had become a Vajra body, and even his hair was made of Vajra.

He placed the golden needle in Chen Xuanzang's palm and instructed him, "If you encounter any trouble that you cannot solve, just hold this hair in your palm and shout three times. Sun Wukong will descend from the sky to help you solve the problem and overcome the difficulty!"

Chen Xuanzang: Huh? ? ?
"Sorry, I got it mixed up. It was me who fell from the sky! It was me who fell from the sky!"

Chen Xuanzang: ...

Zhang Tian left behind his 'prophecy' and a treasure, thus completing his mission, and then rode away on a cloud.

He was extremely pleased with himself. He considered himself the Jade Emperor's trusted general. Now that he had glimpsed the secrets of heaven in advance, warned the pilgrims in advance, and left them a backup plan, how could the Jade Emperor possibly lose this ordeal?
He flew away.

Humming a little tune, "I~ don't understand~~"

And the other side.

In heaven.

Slightly drunk, the Jade Emperor seemed to sense something and raised his head, bursting into laughter in front of all the gods, causing the heavenly beings present to look at each other in bewilderment.

"Your Majesty, why are you laughing so heartily?"

"In my drunken stupor, I wandered through the Three Realms and saw the pilgrimage team discussing how to make me admit my mistakes. One of them even said that I was petty!"

The Jade Emperor, his eyes blurry with drunkenness, murmured, "Hmm? Am I petty? Come, my beloved ministers, come and judge for me."

Many deities dared not utter a word.

Because they had already traveled a long way on the journey to the west, the monkey who had gone to fetch reinforcements had become famous in the Heavenly Court. Many gods knew him. The monkey's iron rod had no mechanism or data, but it was hard enough.

108,000 jin is not heavy.

But when it flies toward your head at the speed of light.

That's heavy enough.

Even the Trisolarans would have to stand at attention and salute upon seeing this, shouting "Loyalty!"

Therefore, the many gods remained silent.

Fearing that the Jade Emperor would send them to deal with Sun Wukong and cause them trouble, the immortals remained silent, creating quite a scene in the Heavenly Court. This prompted the Jade Emperor to shake his head repeatedly and tease, "What a mischievous monkey! What a Yang family's second son! What a petty person!"

The Jade Emperor was drunk.

He fell asleep on the table.

With a single thought in his heart, he descended from the heavens and came down to the mortal world.

The Eastern Azure Emperor, watching from the side, smiled slightly and, surprisingly, also became intoxicated, leaving behind a single thought.

The Purple Star Emperor made a decision.

The Emperor of Immortality made a single thought...

Zhang Tian, ​​who had just returned from the human world, was utterly dumbfounded when he saw this scene. He silently covered his hair with his hands.

"Chen Xuanzang, you are my good brother, you will always be in my heart!"

"What? Is there danger?"

"The signal is bad~~"

P.S.: I will add a few more chapters tomorrow and the day after.

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