This is so dishonest!

Chapter 514 The Three Pure Ones and the Pirate Queen

On the edge of the battlefield, a shattered universe.

This place was once one of the front lines of the battle between the two sides.

However, with the end of a battle, the lord of this realm had fallen, and the primordial world and the demon gods had all withdrawn, leaving it a no-man's-land.

Countless fragments of shattered worlds, the corpses of gods and demons, and the fragments of magical artifacts that had long lost their spirit floated silently in this cold and desolate chaotic void, like cosmic dust.

Suddenly, a one-eyed Taoist priest, dressed in a patchwork robe, with a full beard and looking disheveled, peeked out from behind a huge pile of world debris.

His single eye, like that of a hawk, vigilantly scanned his surroundings.

After confirming that there was no danger, he tiptoed out from behind the wreckage.

Behind him, he was dragging a huge sack made of the leather of an unknown mythical beast.

The burlap sack was bulging, and no one knew what was inside.

"Hehe, today's harvest is pretty good."

The one-eyed Taoist patted his already full sack, a satisfied smile spreading across his face.

He hoisted the sack onto his shoulder and prepared to make a quick getaway.

However, at this moment.

A sharp cry rang out.

"Stop right there! You petty thief, where are you going!"

Upon hearing this, the one-eyed Taoist priest froze!
He slowly turned around and saw a group of majestic divine generals riding celestial horses, charging towards him with imposing momentum.

"Uh... Fellow Daoists, we are complete strangers. Why do you speak so harshly to me as soon as we meet?"

The one-eyed Taoist scratched his messy hair and asked with an innocent look.

"Complete strangers?"

The leading general spurred his horse forward and approached, saying, "We have received reports from various battlefields in the Tianheng Universe that an unidentified one-eyed Taoist is roaming the Chaos, stealing spoils from the various battlefields."

"We've been chasing you all this way, and you've repeatedly hidden yourself. How dare you say you don't know us at all?!"

Upon hearing this, the one-eyed Taoist showed no shame whatsoever.

Instead, he stood tall and proud, saying righteously, "Fellow Daoist, you are wrong about that."

What constitutes theft?

"I am the honorary president of the 'All Heavens and Myriad Realms Garbage Sorting and Recyclable Resource Reuse Association'!"

"My actions are in response to the call of the Taiwei Heavenly Court to protect the environment and to recycle and reuse these 'war trash' that you have carelessly discarded!"

"This is a truly meritorious and wonderful deed!"

How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?

The Enforcement God was so angry at him that he almost laughed.

"What a sharp-tongued and shameless scoundrel!"

"Trying to make excuses now that things are at their worst?"

"Fellow Daoists, seize this thief and hand him over to the authorities for punishment!"

After he finished speaking, a great light shone brightly in the void.

"The legal net is wide open and there are no omissions!"

A net was woven in the void in an instant.

"Sigh, you little brats, don't get so worked up." The one-eyed Taoist priest didn't think about how to escape, but instead looked at the law enforcement generals with a smile, letting them bind him.

"Hmph! Take him away!"

Mission accomplished, the divine generals rode celestial horses, pulling on the celestial net, dragging the one-eyed Taoist through the chaos.

They haven't gone far yet.

Suddenly, an old farmer from the countryside appeared ahead, riding a blue ox and carrying a carrying pole.

"Everyone, please stay."

The old farmer slowly raised the seemingly ordinary carrying pole in his hand.

Then, he suddenly yanked forward.

call--

The net of law, in this single pull, vanished without a trace, like a candle flame extinguished by a gust of wind, transforming into countless golden specks of light.

The gods' expressions changed drastically, and they all brought out their magical treasures and artifacts.

One of the divine generals, holding a purple-gold gourd, shouted loudly at the old farmer:

"Who is coming?"

The Supreme Being did not answer.

He simply turned his head and looked at the one-eyed Taoist priest who was making faces at him.

Taishang shook his head helplessly.

"Fellow Daoist Xuan, I just got you out of the Heavenly Prison not long ago, how did you get arrested again?"

Upon hearing this, the one-eyed Taoist chuckled.

He stepped forward, nudged Taishang with his elbow, and said, "Old Li, you've come at the perfect time."

"I just 'recycled' a batch of excellent Chaos Demon God corpses and am preparing to take them back for 'reuse'."

"Get rid of these guys quickly, and let's make a run for it."

"Otherwise, if we beat up the younger one, the older one will come, and then we'll be in big trouble!"

Upon hearing this, Taishang, who was called "Old Li," couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his eye.

He glanced at the bulging sack behind the one-eyed Taoist priest, then at the enraged law enforcement generals.

He let out a long sigh.

"That's it, that's all."

"Today, I, an old Taoist priest, am unlucky to have run into you, a plague god."

After saying this, he bowed to the law enforcement generals and showed a kind smile on his face.

"Fellow Daoists, this... um... distant nephew of mine has been a little slow on the uptake since childhood. He has a particular fondness for going to jail, so he does all sorts of illegal and disorderly things."

"I have offended you all today. I hope you will be lenient and forgive him this time."

"I promise I'll teach him a lesson when I get back!"

Xuanqing was immediately displeased upon hearing this.

"Hey! Old Li! Who are you calling brain-dead?!"

The Supreme Lord ignored him completely, and simply took out a few pills from his pocket and handed them out.

"This is the Great Rejuvenation Pill that I personally refined. Although it cannot compare to the legendary Nine-Turn Golden Pill, its effects are not bad either."

"Please keep this safe, we'll be going now!"

Having said that, the Supreme Being flicked his sleeve, and golden light appeared.

Before the gods could react, they were sent away.

"Not bad, not bad, Old Li, your style of doing things is becoming more and more methodical!" Xuan Qing nodded.

Taishang turned his head, looked at the one-eyed Taoist, and said in an annoyed tone, "You always make me clean up your messes."

"Can we try a different way of playing?"

"I'm busy too, okay?"

Xuan Qing chuckled.

He pulled down his blindfold, then threw the heavy sack behind him onto the ground, and plopped down on it, crossing his legs.

"Hey, Old Li, you can't say that."

"Isn't this just me helping you collect 'alchemy materials'?"

The Supreme Lord looked disgusted.

Who wants your junk?

As he spoke, he reached out and pushed Xuanqing aside, untied the sack, and carefully selected items from a pile of "garbage".

After selecting several good items, Taishang grinned and said:
"Of course, if you insist on giving it to me, I will definitely accept it."

"Consider this payment for every time you call me in to handle your troubles!"

Xuan Qing waved his hand: "Take it, take it!"

"Don't stop me from continuing to protect the environment."

He stood up, tied the bag tightly, and carried the sack away.

Taishang then mounted the green ox again and departed happily.

~~~
Another powerful universe where swordsmanship reigns supreme.

However, under the invasion of the Chaos Demon God, it had long since been transformed into a desolate wasteland filled with endless sword energy and the aura of death.

Countless broken divine swords, immortal swords, and demonic swords were planted like tombstones across this vast and boundless sea of ​​stars.

At this moment, a handsome Taoist priest dressed in a blue robe and carrying an ancient sword was slowly walking through this deadly sword tomb.

With each step he took, endless sword runes would appear and disappear beneath his feet.

The raging storm of sword energy surrounding him, powerful enough to tear apart even a Great Luo Golden Immortal, would subside as quietly as a docile sheep when it came within three feet of his body.

Suddenly, he paused slightly.

He raised his head and looked ahead.

In the deepest part of the sword tomb, on a towering sword mountain made up of millions of broken swords, sat a demon god sitting cross-legged.

The demon god was dressed in a black, swordsman's outfit, with a cold and stern face and closed eyes.

A jet-black demonic sword, imbued with the intent of endless destruction and annihilation, lay across his lap.

He is none other than the Sword Demon God, who wields the "Great Dao of the Sword" among the three thousand Chaos Demon Gods!
He didn't seem to care about the arrival of this uninvited guest.

Yu Chen Daojun looked at the Demon God and asked, "Fellow Daoist, are you pretending to be a master by not speaking?"

As he spoke those calm words, the ancient longsword behind him emitted a clear and melodious sword cry that made the heavens and earth pale in comparison!

hum-

The sword demon god, who was sitting cross-legged on the sword mountain, suddenly trembled!
He slowly opened his eyes, which were darker and colder than the abyss!
"who are you?"

His voice was hoarse yet full of metallic quality.

Each word was like an invisible sword, piercing the depths of the thin Taoist's soul.

Yu Chen Daojun smiled slightly, bowed to the Sword Demon God, and said, "Heavenly Sword Saint greets fellow Daoist."

"I passed by this place today and saw you sitting here alone for eternity, which made me feel lonely." "I came here specifically to ask you for some guidance."

"And by the way, I'll also seek justice for the countless innocent souls who died unjustly by your sword."

"Want to learn from me?" Upon hearing this, the Sword Demon God's lips curled into a cold, mocking smile.

"Just you?"

The moment he finished speaking, he didn't even make a move!

Just a look.

In an instant, the entire Sword Tomb ruins seemed to come alive.

At this moment, all those millions of broken swords, which were embedded throughout the entire starry sea, seemed to be summoned by some mysterious force.

They all emitted a mournful sword cry filled with endless resentment and murderous intent.

Then it transformed into a world-destroying sword storm powerful enough to tear apart the universe, sweeping madly toward the Taoist.

However, faced with this devastating blow...

Yu Chen didn't even lift his eyelids.

He simply extended two of his fingers slowly.

Fingers pointing straight out like swords!

Then, facing the sweeping storm of sword blades, he gently slashed forward.

The terrifying storm of sword blades was cleaved in two by an invisible hand with this single slash!
All the sword energy, all the killing, all the resentment...

All of them were completely severed and smoothed out under this one stroke!
"what?!"

The Sword Demon God's expression changed.

Just then, a voice filled with helplessness and laziness suddenly rang out from behind the thin Taoist.

"Hey, third brother, do you always have to look this handsome every time you make an appearance?"

The one-eyed Taoist appeared behind Lord Yu Chen at some unknown time.

He still carried a huge, bulging sack on his shoulder.

Xuan Qing glanced at the handsome Yu Chen and complained with a dissatisfied look, "You're making me, as the older brother, lose face by being so handsome, do you know that?"

"Big brother's here to buy more goods again?" Yu Chen Daojun glanced at Xuan Qing's shoulder.

"that is not."

Xuan Qing threw the heavy sack behind him onto the ground with a loud, muffled thud.

"I think you might have a hard time dealing with this guy by yourself."

"So, I'm sending you some 'helpers' on purpose?"

After saying that, he untied the sack.

One after another, powerful auras filled with various attributes such as scorching heat, icy cold, heavy weight, and sharpness shot into the sky from the sack!

There were dozens of innate spiritual treasures of varying quality, but all of them were incredibly powerful!

Xuan Qing looked at the Sword Demon God and patted his chest with a heroic air.

"How is it? Are you scared?"

"Your elder brother may not have much else, but he has plenty of magical treasures!"

"If you know what's good for you, you'll obediently surrender!"

"Otherwise, not only you, but this entire Sword Tomb ruins will be blown to smithereens!"

The Sword Demon God roared in fury: "You're insulting me!"

"Oh ho, you don't believe me?"

Xuanqing snapped his fingers.

boom! ! ! !

A deafening explosion resounded throughout the universe.

~~~~~
In the endless chaos, a massive fleet slowly sailed through layers of spatial mist.

One of the giant ships was built from an unknown divine tree and was inscribed with hundreds of millions of innate runes.

Hundreds of giant cannons, gleaming with destructive light, were mounted on both sides of the ship, making it both magnificent and imposing.

Above the bow of the ship, a huge skull and crossbones flag with the four gold-plated characters "Acting on Behalf of Heaven" fluttered in the wind!
“Report——!!!”

A loud shout, filled with excitement and urgency, came from the towering watchtower.

"Your Majesty, target spotted ahead!"

"A golden world, possibly inhabited by the Chaos Demon God [Wealth Demon God]!"

"Its world barrier defense level is A-grade!"

"The world is rich in spiritual energy and resources. It is ranked seventy-first on the Heavenly Court's bounty list. It is worth attacking!"

Upon hearing this, the entire deck erupted in a series of excited cheers, like the howls of wolves!

"Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich!"

"Brothers, grab your weapons! Get ready to work!"

"Hahaha! I've had my eye on this 'Wealth Demon' for ages! All he does is hoard his measly scrap metal. Today, I'll make sure he's bankrupt!"

Amidst the clamor and chaos, a stunningly beautiful woman, clad in tight-fitting black leather armor and sporting a uniquely shaped scimitar at her waist, whose fiery and perfect figure was accentuated to the fullest, slowly walked onto the ship's command platform.

She was the captain of the pirate ship.

Nuwa, the pirate queen who roams the chaotic sea!
Her eyes, as bright as stars, swept lightly over the pirate crew members below who were already itching for a fight.

"Young ones!"

Nuwa's voice was clear and powerful, instantly suppressing all the noise and commotion.

"I heard it all!"

"This time, we'll stick to the old rules!"

"We'll only take your belongings, not kill you!"

"If we encounter those who stubbornly resist and refuse to see the truth..."

She paused, a cold glint flashing in her eyes.

"Then break their legs and hang them on the mast to sing 'Conquer'!"

"Aww! Long live Her Majesty the Queen!"

"Her Majesty the Queen is mighty!"

Amidst a frenzied cheer, a handsome man dressed in an elegant white robe, holding an ancient array diagram, who seemed completely out of place on this pirate ship filled with banditry, stood beside Nuwa.

He was the ship's first mate—Fuxi!
He shook his head helplessly, and said to Nuwa with a wry smile:

"Little sister, do you always have to make such a big fuss?"

"Can't we just go in quietly, kill the demon, and then leave gracefully?"

Upon hearing this, Nuwa gave him a charmingly disdainful look.

“Brother, you don’t understand.”

"We are pirates! Not thieves!"

"What do pirates value? Prestige! Imposing presence!"

"If we always have to sneak around, wouldn't that tarnish the reputation of us Chaos Pirates?"

"besides."

Nuwa changed the subject, her eyes narrowed slightly, and she looked at Fuxi with a wild gaze.

"At home you call me 'little sister,' and I won't argue with you."

"What should you call me on this pirate ship?"

Fuxi burst out laughing.

He cupped his hands and said, "Your subordinate greets Your Majesty the Queen!"

Nuwa gave a light snort: "That's more like it."

Then, she turned to the pirates and loudly gave the order for a general attack!
"First Officer! Activate all attack formations on the 'Skywalker'!"

"Second mate! Third mate! Lead the first and second assault teams and prepare for a forced landing!"

"All gunners, listen to my command!"

"Target: The weakest point in the world's defenses ahead!"

"preparation--"

"fire!!!"

boom! ! ! boom! ! ! boom! ! !
With a command filled with passion and power!
Hundreds of massive cannons, already eager for battle, roared deafeningly at the same time!

Thick beams of energy, filled with endless destruction and piercing intent, struck the seemingly impregnable defensive barrier of the golden world, forged from countless gold and divine iron, like a meteor shower slicing through the night sky!
……

Just as the entire "Skywalker" was immersed in the frenzied atmosphere of about to make a fortune.

It stood out somewhat out of place in one corner of the ship's side.

There stood a beautiful goddess, dressed in a blue palace gown symbolizing law and order, with a dignified face and a cool demeanor, seemingly untouched by worldly affairs. She was frowning as she gazed at the magnificent scene before her, where cannons roared and the laws of nature crumbled.

Every time Nuwa piloted her pirate ship, bombarding gods and demons and plundering the worlds of various demon gods, the Qingxiao Goddess, who held the law, always looked conflicted.

"This is against the law!"

"What is contrary to the law?"

Just then, a stunningly beautiful woman, dressed in a fiery red dress, with a captivating figure and an alluring charm, appeared beside her.

Nine fluffy, snow-white fox tails were swaying merrily behind her.

This is none other than the third mate of the pirate group, [Divine Maiden of the Firmament] Nine-Tailed Fox.

The young woman said, "Creating chaos is against the law."

Nine-Tailed Fox laughed and said, "Don't just look at the chaos the pirate army creates; you also have to see how we fight evil and uphold justice!"

Then, she placed a magical sword that shimmered with seven-colored light into the young woman's hand.

"Alright, my dear sister, stop thinking about it so much."

"Let's go together to maintain world peace!"

With that, Nine-Tails picked up a cannon and excitedly charged into the Golden World.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

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