This is so dishonest!

Chapter 3 Everyone is not serious [New book collection]

"Chen Xing."

"What's the matter?"

"Want to try whether my magic sword is sharp?" Xuan Qing glanced at Lord Chenxing expressionlessly.

"Fellow Daoist, do you mean to use the succubus to sacrifice the sword? Isn't that a bit of a pity?" Chen Xing Shang Zun smacked his lips, looking as if he was savoring the taste.

"Actually, the succubus tastes pretty good."

"They can become whatever you want them to become. I really don't know which fellow Taoist created these creatures. It really tests one's Taoist heart. It's really difficult for me. I don't know which one to choose."

Clang!
As a sword flashed, a huge head flew up.

"What a sword!"

The flying heads uttered sounds of admiration.

The body separated from the head applauded Xuan Qing on the spot.

Not a drop of blood was shed, and at the broken part of Chenxing Shangzun's neck there was a pool of clear spring, in which one could even see many happy little fish blowing bubbles.

puff~
A small fish jumped out of the water and turned into a new head.

Chen Xing Shangzun stretched out his hand to support his head, and then waved his sleeves to recall the head that had just flown up.

He held his old head in his hand, narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I've said it before, not everyone can experience the beauty of the road of desire."

"Hey, hey, hey! You bastard, I finally got out once..."

Chen Xing Shangzun slowly stuffed the old head with angry eyes and cursing into his sleeve while apologizing to everyone:

"Sorry to bother you all."

Sun Shangzun and others withdrew their gazes with regret.

It’s a pity that the fight didn’t break out.

Jingyao Ziqi Supreme even complained in his heart: "If we're not fighting, why are you teasing him? You're just idle."

Taibai Shangzun, who was sitting opposite Xuanqing, had a thoughtful look on his face. These two Taoist friends had given too much away, and it was hard to tell the quality.

After helping Chen Xing Shang Zun complete the achievement of "separate actions", Xuan Qing casually said:

"You just asked which Taoist friend created the succubus. I can give you a definite answer - Taoist friend Luo Hou."

“…It’s him~”

Chen Xing Shang Zun was silent for a while before speaking. He lowered his head slightly and said with a troubled look on his face, "It seems a bit difficult to deal with."

With a flash of his body, Lord Chenxing returned to his position again.

"Eh? I seem to have missed something?" Just as Chenxing Shangzun sat down, a figure appeared at the position representing [Muyao Suixing].

Suixing Shangzun has a handsome face, a beard as sharp as a knife, and deep eyes that seem to be able to see through the mysteries of the world.

He looked around, his eyes moving back and forth at the four vacant positions of [Hidden Star Rahu], [Virtual Star Yuebei], [Tuyao Zhenxing] and [Fire Star Yinghuo], and then looked up at the Yuebei star in the sky.

"I'm afraid Fellow Daoist Xu Yao can't come?"

Sitting in the seat of [Yueyao Taiyin], Wangshu looked at Suixing Shangzun with some surprise, "Indeed."

"You all know that Fellow Daoist Xu Yao is a little different from us. He... is very adventurous." Wangshu carefully considered the words and chose a suitable one.

After hearing this, all the "fishermen" present were silent for a long time.

In the end, Xuan Qing sighed softly: "He stepped into a big pit again and can't climb out?"

"That's not the case." Wangshu shook his head slightly.

The gods breathed a sigh of relief.

"he died."

"..."

The corners of Wangshu's mouth curled up in an imperceptible arc.

She continued, "Before he died, Daoist Fellow Xu Yao said that he had run into some difficult things and was seriously contaminated, so he wanted to clear away the negative influence on himself by dying once."

"It happened suddenly, so I can't make it to this meeting."

After Wangshu finished speaking, several gazes met in Taiweiyuan immediately.

Xuan Qing's eyes were filled with inquiries: "Who dug the pit?"

"It's not me this time."

"I don't cheat my own people."

"Anyone who wants to fish for such a stupid fish can do so."

"Let's think about how to get him back." "I'm a mute mushroom."

???

Swish, swish, swish, Xuan Qing and others glared at the guy who finally destroyed the formation.

[Tu Yao Zhenxing Shangzun] - Zhen Yuanzi.

As soon as he arrived, the gods saluted him with their gazes. He was not in a hurry and continued to convey his will with his eyes:
"I am a mute mushroom."

Several people stared at each other.

"What was he at the last meeting, the noisy green bamboo?"

"The last time was a blunt-spoken clod of earth." Sun Supreme pinched his brows, looking as if he couldn't bear to recall the memory of that time.

"Last time, he said he was the Echoing Valley, and then kept repeating what we said." Xuan Qing looked at Zhenxing Shangzun with a strange expression. He had some guesses about the background of this Taoist friend.

But every time he saw such a fresh and unworldly painting style, Xuan Qing would sometimes doubt whether he had guessed wrong.

"Could it be that the rumors of later generations are wrong, and the 'zhuang' in Wuzhuang Temple does not mean solemn, but means dress up?"

Xuan Qing thought to himself, is this the number one performer in performance art?
However, Supreme Venerable Jin Yao Tai Bai approved of this very much. He nodded and said in approval: "Only by entering into all forms and breaking all forms can one attain great freedom. I think Taoist Tu Yao has comprehended the true meaning of the Great Dao."

No matter how everyone looked at Zhenxing Shangzun, he remained calm as ever, wholeheartedly playing the role of a mushroom. Even the clouds behind him changed and became the image of a giant mushroom.

Wangshu sat at the head of the table, taking in the expressions of the people on both sides. "Except for Yin Yao and Xu Yao who were absent for some reason, Daoist Huo Yao will also be unable to come this time. I will leave a copy of the minutes for them after the meeting."

Wangshu tapped the jade chime on his right hand. "Now, the 972nd meeting of the Taiweiyuan Conference officially begins."

As soon as the words fell, the stars twinkled and the gods took notice.

The silvery-white moonlight flowed in the void, and one after another innate Taoist texts containing infinite power appeared.

"Adhere to the spirit of mutual assistance and continue to explore the wild world"

Wangshu announced the agenda for the meeting. This was the style left by Xuanqing when he presided over the first Taiweiyuan Conference, and it has been used by everyone since then.

Similar topics have actually come up many times.

The vastness of the ancient world is unimaginable. The heaven and earth are contained in a single flower or leaf, and the universe is encompassed in a single grain of sand or stone.

In this first era of creation, the Age of Gods, there are so many things worth exploring, trying, and encountering...

The reason why the eleven gods of Taiweiyuan were able to get together was, firstly, because Xuanqing initiated a group chat; secondly, everyone felt that having such a communication platform was indeed more convenient and more interesting than exploring the wilderness alone.

Wangshu crossed his hands on the table and looked at everyone with a hint of expectation: "Fellow Taoists, please tell me what major discoveries you have made recently."

"Let me speak first." The Sun Supreme stretched out his right hand and brushed it across the table. Rolling clouds and mist rose up, and suddenly a breeze blew by. The clouds were like a painting, spreading to both sides, and a scene appeared.

Towering mountains, vast sea of clouds, and a giant red snake winding through the eternal green. It is like a vein lying between heaven and earth, carrying the ripples of time, disappearing into the mountains.

The Sun Supreme slowly spoke: "There is a god on Mount Zhong, with a human face and a snake body, and he is red. His sight is day, his blindness is night, his blowing is winter, his exhalation is summer, and his breathing is wind."

"This fellow Taoist seems to be in charge of the power of time, so it's not easy to communicate with him. I tried to communicate with him twice, and then he ran away with Zhongshan, and now I don't know where he is."

"Run away?" Everyone looked at each other, and roughly guessed how the Sun Supreme communicated with the God of Zhongshan.

Even the other party's image, ability characteristics, and the principles involved are clearly known. Who would believe that these two had never fought?

"Has any of you been to Guixu recently?" Chenxing Shangzun took over the conversation and winked at Xuanqing.

Xuan Qing's face turned dark. It's not over yet, right?

Sure enough, Chen Xing Shang Zun continued, "Recently, there are many succubi, or many kinds of demons, lurking outside Guixu. They are all strange and bizarre. I don't know what the purpose of Daoist Yin Yao creating them is?"

"So you're going to drag me into this muddy water, right?"

Chen Xing did not deny this, he did have this idea.

"But the taste of succubus is really good. If I hadn't estimated that they couldn't enter Taiweiyuan, I would have brought them to you."

Xuan Qing rolled his eyes: "Thank you."

Chen Xing Shang Zun smiled and said, "You're welcome."

He looked at the other people and gave everyone a copy of the coordinates.

“If you are interested, you can go and study it.”

"We thank you too!" Everyone deleted the coordinates from their memory in an instant.

Chenxing was deeply sad.

Jing Yao expressed sympathy for his plight, and he consoled him: "You deserve to be struck by lightning, so go and face fellow Daoist Luohou yourself!"

　The author's previous book partially inherits some of the settings. It is completed with 200 million words and the painting style is quite unique. Friends who are interested can go and take a look.

　　
　
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