The sweetest in the entertainment industry

Chapter 178 In-Depth Analysis Part 2

Good morning, little dragonflies! I'm your fellow fan, Dingding Cat.

On September 14th at 7:18 AM, following the previous revelation that Gu Lanxi became a "cannon sister" for love, relentlessly pursued Lu Nanting, and even got a wedding ring tattoo for him, the popular streamer "Dingding Cat" released the second installment of "In-depth Analysis of Why Lu Nanting Deeply Loves Gu Lanxi."

The video opens to a picture of a lifeless Dingding Cat leaning against a wall, face mask on, wearing large sunglasses to cover its face as usual. Even with the filters applied, its voice still betrays deep exhaustion.
"I'm sure everyone knows by now that my son posted a selfie on Weibo at 2 a.m. last night."

"To be honest, I was quite happy at first."

"Let's go over the timeline. We know that the concert ended at 10 p.m., and our son left the Bird's Nest around 11 p.m. After that, he had dinner with the staff. According to reliable sources, they parted ways around 1:30 p.m., and he posted on Weibo at 2:45 p.m.!"

"What does that mean? It means that as soon as he got home, he sent us a selfie to let us know he was safe!"
"My heart was pounding with excitement! After all, as everyone knows, our little brother has always been aloof since his debut. Over the past three years, he's only posted an average of 4.67 selfies per year! Even though he only posted one, he's already achieved 1/4.67 of his annual KPI! Congratulations!"

Dingding Cat clapped exaggeratedly, and fireworks effects were shown in the video. However, her tone changed, and her voice became louder:
"When I finally saw what the photo actually contained, I was furious!"

"Half-dry hair means you just took a shower."

"Okay, the moms don't mind that I didn't post on Weibo right away when I got home. After all, I might not post even once every few months! I'm a cool guy, I don't like to report my whereabouts to people, so who wouldn't know? It's already pretty good that I remembered to post at all."

"But what's this on your table?! The thing occupying the center position in this photo isn't your magnificent face! It's just this ordinary glass of lemonade!"
"Sisters! At that moment, I wished I could go blind! Such a small glass of water, with nine slices of freshly cut lemon, why waste lemons? Just make a glass of white vinegar!!"

Dingding Cat put his hands on his hips and took a deep breath before continuing, "Okay, I was wrong. We couldn't tell it was white vinegar; we thought it was just a glass of water! You're right."

"But let's have a good chat today. My dear daughter-in-law, she goes to work as usual, right? She's surrounded by colleagues! A whole bunch of people! There's no eye contact or physical contact, right?"

"So what exactly are you so sour about? What are you so jealous about?"

"After being in this industry for so many years, can't you tell that these marketing accounts are deliberately stirring up trouble?"

"I got home, took a shower, and didn't even dry my hair before I got the news and immediately went online and felt sore."

"Huh? Mom, do I have no shame? My good son! When are you ever going to be worth anything?! It's such a small thing! Why are you so jealous?"

Dingding Cat ripped off her face mask, picked up her water glass, and gulped down half a glass before calming herself down.
"At first, I really thought he was just jealous after seeing those photos. But then I thought, this kid isn't the kind of person who gets so easily agitated, is he? Anyone with eyes can see what's going on, he wouldn't be that jealous, would he?"
"I looked at that photo very carefully! Hey! I actually figured out something!"

Dingding Cat rubbed its hands together excitedly:
"What I came up with after thinking about it for half the night is what I'm sharing here for your reference. See if it makes any sense?"

After speaking, he zoomed in on the photo:

"Let's take a look. The person in the photo is leaning against the desk, sitting lazily, with his left hand supporting his head and his right hand holding a camera to take a selfie. Judging from the angle, he probably used a selfie stick or something similar."

"In September, she was at home, wearing a gray hoodie that covered half her head, revealing only her high nose, smooth chin, and rosy, full lips."

"The camera is shooting from below, showing a white printed T-shirt and white trousers. The brands have already been listed, so it's likely that they're all couple outfits."

"Yes, in two of the photos of my daughter-in-law, she is wearing the same women's outfit. I have listed the brand, so please take a close look."

"These are all quite conspicuous items, so I won't go into detail. Let's take a closer look at these shoes."

“Let’s take a closer look at his affected movements. His left leg is on the ground, and his right leg is bent and placed on his left knee. Why? Yes, to show off the shoes on his feet.”

"I zoomed in on the photo and compared them carefully. The shoes aren't matching, but! Here comes the hidden sweet detail! Let's zoom in on the shoelaces! Take a closer look! The shoelace on the son's right foot is the same as the one on the daughter-in-law's left foot, isn't it a pair? I checked these shoelaces, and there's nothing similar on the entire internet! White background, black numbers, and various symbols, are they custom-made?"
"Alright! Case solved! He's ostensibly jealous, but actually showing off his love!"

Dingding Cat couldn't help but burst into laughter: "I knew it! You can't be so superficial. When it comes to dating, our Tingzai is a top performer, how could he possibly be jealous of this?"

After laughing, he then released the photos and continued his analysis:

"Let's keep watching. Behind him, half of a pumpkin-shaped cushion is visible. This style doesn't match our eldest son's style at all. What does that mean? Someone else is the one who usually sits here!"
"My eldest son has always been very self-disciplined. He posted a selfie late at night, and the photo included some cute and cuddly items that clearly don't fit his style. What does that mean? It means he's at home right now."

"Looking around, although he only turned on a floor lamp and it was a bit dark, we can still make out the general shape by processing the photos."

The study has an exceptionally high ceiling. For aesthetic purposes, the top three shelves have opaque solid wood doors, while the lower shelves have glass art doors. Through the impeccably clean glass, you can see the spines of the books that are relatively close together.

"The list of books that you can clearly read is all here. It took me almost half an hour to compile, and it's mostly books on finance and investment. Many of the original books aren't even in English. I really put in a lot of effort to put this together. If you don't follow me after reading this, I really won't forgive you!"

The video paused for a few seconds to allow people to take screenshots, and then she started talking about the mountain of orange-red photo albums behind Lu Nanting.

"Let's take a look. This support color is so eye-catching. Can you guess what it is? Judging by its size, it looks like a photo album, but it doesn't quite look like one from the side. The corners of the cover are covered with such exquisite metal. Even if it's just gold-plated, it must be very expensive. So what could it be? Everyone, think about what I said in the last episode."
Dingding Cat chuckled:
"That Misaka Mikoto who never produces any content! She's filmed so much material but never releases it. Doesn't she have to keep it all to herself? I'm making a bold assumption: what if all these album-like things were filled with photos... Hmm... How many albums would that be?"
"The sweet moments of this lovestruck girl are always fresh and exciting. She truly is our treasure daughter-in-law. We thought we had dug all out, but it turns out that if we keep digging, we can always find something new."

"There are so many things, but she was only spotted a few times, so we couldn't take any pictures. She either hired professional photographers or she sneaked out many times, but we didn't notice!"

"I don't have enough materials here, so I'm really at my wit's end. You guys can continue the 'finding fellow fans' campaign. Seriously, I seriously suspect that this 'good daughter-in-law' little dragonfly might actually be a helicopter!"

Lu Nanting has many wealthy fans, who jokingly refer to them as helicopters. Dingdingmao couldn't help but laugh after saying that!

Zoom in on the photo and slowly drag the Dingding Cat to show more details.

"I specifically consulted a friend in the printing industry, and he said that, putting aside the cover, the most common occasions for this kind of booklet are auction houses customizing auction catalogs for certain clients, and high-end jewelry stores customizing product catalogs for certain clients... Those who know, know."

Dingding Cat sighed deeply:
"So, do you understand now? This photo, from beginning to end, is just the favored empress showing off her love!"

"If we take a bolder approach and consider the previous Weibo post by the eldest son, could the things that made him want to show off to the fullest be these treasures that a certain Ms. Gu never shows to anyone?"
"You've suffered so much, child, all these days, all by yourself, hahaha! I really, really want to share your burden, hahaha! So, when can you show it to Mommy too?"

Dingding Cat has completely changed from its initial state in the video; its entire demeanor is different now.

"Honestly, this is so sweet it makes me want to introduce my wonderful daughter-in-law to a boyfriend! Otherwise, my eldest son is too strictly disciplined, and without an excuse, he doesn't even dare to show affection in public. Hahaha~"

In Sichuan, Chongqing and other places, dragonflies are often called "dingding cats". Obviously, this female guide is a Southwest Tyrannosaurus Rex with outstanding observation skills.

She'll be appearing frequently in the future, so I think it's best to give her a name.

I had a very fulfilling Lantern Festival this year.

Sister Wang will start primary school in September. The application materials were submitted in April, and the first step in the preparation work was to transfer her household registration.

I took my two kids all the way to the government service center, but there was a problem with the documents, so it was a wasted trip.

So I took them to the park for most of the day.

It's a holiday, and we had a family dinner in the evening, so it went quite late.

So there's only one chapter in the morning, the other one will be added in the afternoon.

I recently got a haircut and shaped my eyebrows, forcibly waking myself from my carefree vacation state.

Feeling great about myself, Questionnaire King! Have you noticed how much better I look lately? My bare apartment has instantly transformed into a fully furnished one. Dude, you're a true winner in life, you're so lucky!

Wow, he couldn't help but laugh.

His expression was hard to describe; he seemed a little embarrassed, kept staring at me, and then looked somewhat speechless...

Spring is indeed a season when everything is lovely.

Suitable for dating.

Furthermore, language truly is an art.

Humor can be a plus.

I forgot to schedule the post. ⊙_⊙