The sweetest in the entertainment industry

Chapter 157 New Song
Those who regularly ship real-life couples know that the main characters always give out sweet moments on special occasions.

At times like this, you should sit quietly and open your mouth wide to wait to be fed.

September 8th is Gu Lanxi's birthday.

The couple's first important day after their marriage.

Given Lu Nanting's open and honest attitude towards relationships, he always talks about his wife whenever no one asks him about it, so he's definitely going to show off today.

I can't wait!

Three fan groups waited for him to send their blessings at midnight, but nothing came by 12:30, so they had no choice but to go to sleep.

I got up again after 5 o'clock to wait, thinking that this thing would arrive at 5:27, but it still didn't arrive.

It's ok.

The fans weren't worried at all.

They're shipping a real couple with absolute confidence!
I set my alarm for 9:00, got up at 9:08, and sure enough, it appeared on all the major platforms.

Lu Nanting released a new song.

The copywriting is different when a new song link is posted on each platform.

I'm greedy; I want to spend every important moment of my life with you, @Gu Lanxi.

[This is great, I can be this high-profile this year. @顾兰溪]

Now, I ask for nothing more, because what I need is already by my side. @Gu Lanxi

This year, next year, and for countless years to come, I will be here. @顾兰溪

……

There were so many sweet words, they weren't even spared on QQ Space and WeChat Moments, and they were quickly screenshotted and posted online.

Dragonfly sisters waited all night, many of them stayed up all night, only to be met with this idiot's barrage of sweet nothings, completely breaking their defenses:
[Holy crap! They usually just fob us off with ads, but suddenly they remember all their platform accounts for their wife's birthday???]

[Who told me he was aloof and clueless? What a huge scam! Waaaaah, how could they say that?! How could they be so good at talking?!]

[This guy's following list is all open, and guess what I found? The first person he followed on every single account was Gu Lanxi! They're a couple's accounts, and they were even registered at the same time. Waaaaah, my defenses have been broken!]

[Little friends, are you shocked? Your supposedly non-browsing internet celebrity actually has accounts on various platforms, you just didn't know it!]

[So many accounts have been lying low for a while, and today they all changed their names at once, they must be overjoyed, right?]

……

Even though the solo stans were on the verge of a breakdown, apart from a few toxic solo stans, most people didn't say anything too harsh.

While Sister Dragonfly was constantly collapsing on the front lines, the little slippers followed behind, happily collecting candy.

Wow! Couple accounts!
Who registered so many accounts at the same time? After all, Xi Bao isn't someone who likes to go online.

[Sure enough, as long as I live long enough, even the most incomprehensible things will eventually come to a conclusion. There really is someone hidden in Brother Ting's following list!]

[This is his leading lady! He has to keep her a closely guarded secret!]

[Is nobody shipping this? As far as I know, accounts on major platforms with little content are usually deleted if they're not logged into for a long time. But even though they broke up, these accounts all stayed. Hehehe, someone doesn't say anything, but she's doing everything!]

……

After a barrage of comments from fans, someone finally clicked on the new song.

【“Mosquitoes, My Lifelong Enemy”? What the heck? It’s my wife’s birthday, and she sent me this?】

I want to hear what kind of unparalleled love song has kept me waiting since yesterday!

Fans clicked the link in exasperation, only to be stunned when they saw the album cover.

It turned out to be a composite screenshot of a WeChat message.

Just as I was worrying about not being able to see the words clearly, my phone notified me that a new Weibo post had been published by someone I had followed.

Upon opening, there were several screenshots, clearly showing WeChat chat history:

[Brother Yuan, have any mosquito coil brands contacted me?]

I heard you rode a donkey up the mountain. Did the donkey kick your head?

"Brother, do you know what? I got nineteen mosquito bites last night, and it took all my strength to stop myself from scratching them."

So you're going to endorse mosquito coils and scare them to death?

No, it wasn't that. It was just a sudden idea; if it didn't work, so be it.

Hmm, this is interesting!
This is clearly a chat log between Lu Nanting and his agent, Yuan Ge.

The story of being covered in mosquito bites even went viral online. I never expected there were nineteen of them!
Dragonfly Sister immediately found the photos from that day.

He looked at it repeatedly, and found only ten mosquito bites on exposed areas such as his calves, arms, and neck.

So, under what circumstances would a mosquito bite remain hidden behind clothing?

So, who counted the mosquito bites he couldn't see?

[Brother Ting visited the set of "Lurking" in August, and the time in the chat history matches! Just riding a donkey up a mountain? Pfft! Wouldn't both legs drag on the ground?]

[For those of you who've never seen a donkey before, please respect the facts, okay? Donkeys are very tall, okay? It's not that exaggerated! Why don't you just say that all three of their legs drag on the ground?]

The little slippers have also developed a sharp mind; they can immediately extract a bunch of sweet moments from a short chat log.

It's so confusing to watch this so early in the morning, it's really something!
Hey.

The second screenshot shows a conversation that took place about ten minutes later:
[Bro, I fought off a swarm of mosquitoes last night. The battle was so intense that I wrote a song to commemorate it. I'll send you the sheet music; how about we put it on next year's album?]

[The comedy show "Comedians" has invited you to try exploring a new avenue. I think with your talent, you have a lot of potential in this area!]

We can't just write this for nothing, can we?

[We can't just release a summer-limited single, can we? That would be too hasty.]

Why not? We can just not charge you, right?

Have you ever heard of this poem?

What poem?

The landscape is a blur, a dark hole above the well. A yellow dog has white spots, a white dog has swollen spots.

So cute!

Imagine if Li Bai met this poet, would he have wanted to dine with him?

A group of food connoisseurs immediately transformed into great detectives:

[Key takeaway: Last night, intense, recorded. Even better when combined with a fabricated story from last month—that Lu Gou visited the set and the couple practically broke the bed! Pfft!]

[An album next year? Is it already in the works? Career fans are ecstatic!]

[The Comedians? Oh my god! They actually invited my son? I'm sorry, I misunderstood. @TheComediansOfficial, when are you going to take him away? I also think he has great potential. My mood next month depends on you guys.]

[To summarize, Yuan Ge didn't agree to release this song, but Ting Zai insisted on releasing it even if it was free. Why? Because this song records his first visit to his wife on set—it had to be a commemorative piece!]

[I just finished listening to the song, and I think Tingzai is definitely suitable for "Comedy Star". This song is really... very joyful and vivid. Listening to it made me very happy.]

This song seems to be about swatting mosquitoes, but after listening to it a few more times, I inexplicably feel that this "mosquito" is more than just a "mosquito."

The third screenshot is taken a few minutes later:
He once wrote, "Wildfire cannot burn it all, the spring breeze brings it back to life"; he also wrote, "Pitifully, my clothes are thin, yet I worry that charcoal is cheap and wish for colder weather." Who in the world doesn't know Bai Juyi?

Music exists to express emotions. While highbrow art may be elegant, popular music also has its fans. Joy comes with happiness, and hardship with acceptance; what is there to classify as high or low?

Why care about other people's opinions when you can live the way you like?

As long as we don't harm others and are willing to bear all the consequences, there are many things in this world we can do.

It was clearly Lu Nanting's account, but even if you beat someone to death, they would never say those words!

Brother Yuan, who had previously been firmly opposed, replied instantly to these messages:
Okay, release a single then. I'll contact those mosquito coil sellers and see if they want to buy the copyright.

Not only did they agree, but they also immediately started brainstorming ways to generate revenue.

Who could possess such power?
Gu Lanxi, only Gu Lanxi!
Especially half an hour later, the crew of "Lurking" released a behind-the-scenes video.

For a few seconds, there was a scene showing Lu Nanting visiting the set.

He was seen poking at his phone screen, angrily complaining to his wife:

"Look at this guy, he's got a whole bunch of fallacies. Honey, you have to talk him out!"

This confirms our previous speculation!

This chat log is absolutely amazing!!

Even die-hard fans who have always been reluctant to accept Gu Lanxi's relationship say that this couple is really adorable!!
From now on, September 9.8th will become a taboo day in the entertainment industry.

Those who want to trend on social media will avoid these few days.

Hey!
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