The sweetest in the entertainment industry

Chapter 136: Lots of Nonsense
Lu Nanting was so amused by her laughter that he unconsciously started laughing along with her.

"You eat first, I'll go remove my makeup and then come back."

It's hot and humid in the summer, and today's stage makeup, which is sweat-proof and smudge-proof, isn't comfortable.

She was still sulking when she got home, but the first thing she did was go to the kitchen to cook noodles, without even bothering to remove her makeup.

Based on this alone, Gu Lanxi's anger would dissipate.

"Yes, we need to hurry, otherwise the dough will clump together and won't taste good."

Noticing that her mood had improved, Lu Nanting immediately started acting up: "Then I won't eat."

"That won't do; wasting food is shameful."

She meant to show concern, but she said it awkwardly, with that stiffness that always made Lu Nanting want to laugh and tease her.

"Okay, I'll hurry up then."

Sure enough, Gu Lanxi immediately frowned: "You need to remove it thoroughly, otherwise you'll easily get pimples."

"So, should we go faster or slower?"

Finally realizing that this man had relapsed into his old ways, Gu Lanxi's ears turned red as she thought of something, and she stood up as if to hit him. Lu Nanting immediately slipped away.

When he came out after removing his makeup, Gu Lanxi had already finished eating and washed his bowl.

Lu Nanting's bowl of noodles was still on the table, looking the same as before, but you could tell from the first bite that it had been cooked again.

Lu Nanting teased her on purpose, calling out to her retreating figure, "Hey? Where's that bowl of noodles from before?"

Gu Lanxi stubbornly denied it: "It was the same bowl as before!"

"It can't be! I'll go check the kitchen!"

Gu Lanxi blocked the door, preventing him from entering.

One of them wanted to go in, while the other desperately blocked the door. After a while, Gu Lanxi stepped on his instep and ran past him!
"Whatever! I'm going to sleep!"

"Hey, hey, come back! I'm afraid of the dark!!"

Stop playing the victim!

Gu Lanxi finally realized that this person had not only become more eloquent over the years, but had also learned to play the victim.

At crucial moments, she couldn't hold back her tears.

He was like this before, pestering her to get the marriage certificate, and he's doing it again tonight!!
And before...

Then, just as Lu Nanting sat down at the dining table, he saw her whirlwind into the bedroom and out again, sitting down opposite him in a huff.

She glared at him with her cheeks puffed out.

So incredibly cute!
Lu Nanting immediately took out his phone and started taking pictures like crazy.

Gu Lanxi quickly covered her face with her hands, both angry and annoyed: "I want to talk to you about serious matters! Can you please stop acting like this?"

"Ahem, I just couldn't help myself, go ahead."

Lu Nanting coughed lightly, his expression serious.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful anymore, okay? If other people know you're always crying, it won't be good for you."

Lu Nanting gave a soft "heh," picked up the noodles from the bowl, and gulped them down as if he hadn't heard anything.

"I said, stop crying all the time, okay?"

Both of them need to maintain a good figure, so even if they are very hungry in the middle of the night, they can't eat whatever they want.

There wasn't much noodle in the bowl, and Lu Nanting finished it in a few bites.

"boom!"

The large porcelain bowl was placed neatly and cleanly on the marble tabletop.

"clatter!"

The gold and silver chopsticks were also placed horizontally on the bowl.

Lu Nanting then spoke: "Gu Lanxi, are you regretting it?"

"What do you regret?"

His train of thought was so abrupt that Gu Lanxi couldn't quite keep up with his train of thought.

Weren't we talking about not crying?

"The prenuptial agreement."

"What's there to regret? Pre-marital property is still pre-marital property even without a prenuptial agreement. Revoking the agreement just means we no longer distinguish between post-marital property. With your earning power, I might still be the one who profits."

As long as Lu Nanting's business doesn't collapse, he will have income. Over the course of a year, he can earn at least a dozen small fortunes, and after paying taxes, he will still have a substantial amount in hand.

Because she's too laid-back about her career in the entertainment industry and doesn't take on many endorsements, her annual income is at most tens of millions.

Most of her investments are not liquidated and she only receives varying amounts of dividends each year, depending on stock price fluctuations. If she wants to buy a luxury house, she has to sell her shares to realize her investment.

Not to mention she has no fixed assets and her background is not as deep as Lu Nanting's.

So she didn't understand why Lu Nanting said that. "In your heart, which is more important, money or me?"

Hearing him ask that, Gu Lanxi was completely stunned!
"So you don't have any rivals in love, so you're going to make one up out of thin air?"

It seems that this is really the case.

Lu Nanting couldn't help but want to laugh, but he forced himself to hold it in.

"You still have not answered my question!"

Gu Lanxi thought for a moment: "If I go bankrupt one day, will you support me?"

Lu Nanting answered without hesitation: "Yes!"

Gu Lanxi asked again, "If I fall into huge debts and go to jail for not paying them back, will you pay to save me?"

Lu Nanting answered without hesitation: "Yes!"

Gu Lanxi scratched her head, a little embarrassed, but still asked, "Will you abandon me?"

"Absolutely not!"

Gu Lanxi shrugged, not questioning the truthfulness of his words: "Isn't that settled? I work hard to earn money because money brings me a sense of security. Now you can give me a full sense of security, so why should I go to the trouble of looking elsewhere?"

After saying that, he muttered to himself, "I'd spend months feeding mosquitoes in some remote mountain village and only get a little over eight million. At home, I just need to call him 'brother,' and I'd have everything. I'm not stupid. Asking this kind of question is ridiculous."

Lu Nanting couldn't help but laugh, then covered his face after laughing: "It really is outrageous."

One was vying for favor with money, while the other earnestly explained, without a single sweet word, yet every sentence was meant to coax.

Seeing him smile, Gu Lanxi buried her head and chuckled quietly. After she finished, she looked up, rested her chin on her crossed forearms, and whispered to him, "The King of Jealousy in Asia."

Lu Nanting smiled brightly and joked with her, "Can't you give me a little more status? You're clearly the King of Jealousy in the Universe, you have to be in the center, absolutely in the center!"

However, on one occasion when he went to receive an award, he was accidentally sandwiched between several seniors. Afterwards, unscrupulous media spread rumors that he had "center position cancer" and that if he didn't stand in the center position, his career would collapse and he would die suddenly.

He was clearly just a senior who genuinely cared for him and treated him like a child in every situation, but he was portrayed like this, and he held a grudge about it for a long time.

"Dude, you're so funny!"

"There's no way around it. Life is tough, and men who want to support their families always have to work multiple jobs. The more variety shows they appear on, the more meme kings are born, right?"

Gu Lanxi buried her head again, laughing so hard her whole body was shaking.

After a long while, she finally looked up, her face flushed:
"I'm laughing because... because I suddenly became rich overnight. You... you've lost control of your finances, and you're still laughing? Aren't you stupid!"

"What do you know? Let me give you an example. A few of us go out drinking, and I say, 'Tonight it's my treat!' Then I call you and boldly declare, 'Give me 50,000 yuan for my allowance this month!' And you immediately transfer the money to me. Doesn't that instantly boost my image?"

Gu Lanxi burst out laughing! She was speechless for a long time.

Lu Nanting ignored her, picked up the bowl, and went to the kitchen to wash it.

Gu Lanxi immediately followed and leaned against the door frame to watch him busy himself.

While watching, she brought up the same old point again: "So, stop crying all the time, okay? If people see you crying, they'll laugh at you."

Lu Nanting chuckled: "My tears are worth a fortune, how could I let an outsider have them?"

"Stop joking. I mean, I can't stand you doing this all the time."

"Hmm, that's my trump card, I don't usually use it. Think about it, cry once and you get a new wife, cry again and you'll shower me with sweet nothings, and then..."

Okay, so this weapon was prepared specifically for her.

Gu Lanxi didn't want to listen anymore and turned to leave.

Lu Nanting wiped his hands and quickly followed, chasing after him all the way to the bathroom.

"So you love me too, Gu Lanxi."

Gu Lanxi squeezed toothpaste onto his toothbrush and handed it to him, saying, "Stop talking nonsense. Don't you even know what time it is?"

After saying that, she ignored him and went about brushing her teeth and washing her face.

Lu Nanting had no choice but to follow suit.

The thought of parting again tomorrow instantly dampened his spirits.

"Go to sleep early, tomorrow..."

After brushing his teeth and washing his face, and putting away his towel, Lu Nanting hadn't finished speaking when he turned around and was pushed against the wall.

There was a "click" sound.

Lights went out.

"Lu Nanting, you talk too much nonsense."

Xi Bao's Dating Tips: When faced with a difficult question, use a rhetorical question. The other person will give you the answer they want. Just go along with what they say! This is much more sophisticated than making promises or vows.

Sometimes, romance doesn't need many words.

Be affectionate when you should be, and be assertive when you should be.

Hey.

(End of this chapter)