The little princess was torn, and the demon emperor patched her up

Chapter 132 How to Have a Baby

Xiao Baojing was kissed so hard that he was dazed.

She twisted her fingers, her face like a boiled red egg: "Yes... yes..."

Shang Bingjiu teased her: "Can you give birth to a child?"

Xiao Baojing suddenly raised his red eyelashes and said unhappily, "You are talking nonsense! Kissing won't give birth to a child!"

"The little princess is very experienced in this area! So how can we have a baby?"

"..."

Xiao Baojing's porcelain-white neck was also stained with a bright rouge color. Perhaps it was because it was too hot under the bed, or perhaps it was for some other reason, the girl was sweating all over, and even her breath exuded a faint sweet and greasy smell, like a steamed bean paste bun.

She bit her lip for a long time before she pushed the peddler away in shame and anger: "Don't joke like that! You're such a disgusting person!"

Shang Bingjiu was not angry, he just smiled at her with his crooked fox eyes.

Gu Zhenliang was completely ignored and said angrily, "How dare you come back and disturb my good deeds! Come, arrest them for me! Arrest them all!"

He had been on guard for the past few days and specially invited a large number of demon-slayers to live in the palace, waiting to catch Shang Bingjiu.

At his command, demon-slayers came in droves, using all kinds of strange and bizarre magic weapons, forming a huge prison in heaven and a net in earth.

The luxurious carved and colorfully painted bed exploded with a loud bang!

When the dust settled, Gu Zhenliang looked at the place expectantly.

But Shang Bingjiu was intact, holding a tattered green paper umbrella in one hand and holding Xiao Baojing in the other.

It was clearly just a paper umbrella that was broken to the point that its bamboo and wooden frame was exposed, but when he flipped it casually, it was able to block countless weapons and magic weapons that attacked them, and even the dust that was raised was blocked out!
The young man had a charming and beautiful appearance, with sharp teeth against his thin lips, which made him look a bit dangerous.

Gu Zhenliang's face turned pale. He hugged the pale-faced Concubine Yun, took a half step back in horror, and hid behind the group of demon-hunters for fear of his life.

Xiao Baojing glared at Gu Zhenliang with disgust.

The man's clothes were in disarray, as if he was afraid of being assassinated. He wore a golden soft armor on his upper body and no robe or pants underneath, revealing a pair of hairy legs. The most eye-catching thing was the half imperial crown on his head.

He even had to wear the imperial crown when having sex with a woman!

Xiao Baojing totally couldn't understand Gu Zhenliang's obsession with the throne.

She cursed, "Coward!"

Gu Zhenliang's face turned pale and blue, and he shouted, "What do you two monsters know?! I am the emperor, and my status as an emperor is precious. I must take good care of myself and not make the slightest mistake!"

As he spoke, he raised his gold-inlaid thumb again.

The thumb shone so brightly with gold that it almost blinded Xiao Baojing's eyes.

He shouted loudly: "Whoever can catch these two monsters will be rewarded handsomely!"

The demon hunters were ready to take action and were about to continue when suddenly there was a noise outside.

A young eunuch came running in, screaming, "Your Majesty, this is not good!"

Gu Zhenliang raised his hand and slapped him, then kicked him to the ground: "You have to kneel down and pay your respects to me. Have you learned all the rules?!"

The young eunuch had no choice but to get up while crying, and kneeled down again in a serious manner, saying in a pinched voice: "I respectfully wish His Majesty the Emperor good health!"

Gu Zhenliang showed a useful expression, straightened his robe, and adjusted the six tassels hanging on his forehead, and asked nonchalantly, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Baojing: “…” I’ve seen people pretending, but I’ve never seen anyone pretending like this.

The young eunuch cried, "A lot of guards suddenly descended from the sky into the palace, all of them were strong and brave! They said they were sent by the new emperor of Southern Tang to guard Song. They fought and killed without restraint in the palace, and now the general guarding the palace has surrendered to them! I heard that they plan to pass on the order to the people in other counties, asking them to return to Southern Tang immediately!"

Gu Zhenliang looked as if he had swallowed a fly.

After a long while, he kicked the eunuch in the heart and cursed him viciously: "Asshole! Why did you tell me such an important matter only now?!"

The young eunuch covered his chest, grimacing in pain: "I came in a hurry to report to His Majesty, but His Majesty said he wanted to pay his respects first--"

"Shut up!" Gu Zhenliang pointed at him angrily, "You eunuch, have you learned to talk back?! I'll kick you to death, eunuch—"

He wanted to kick him again, but the little eunuch rolled away.

The young eunuch stood up, shook his robe, and spat with disdain: "Bah! Just because I call you His Majesty, do you really think you are so great?! You can't even protect the country, what a shit, you are far inferior to the two new emperors of Southern Tang! I quit this eunuch, you can do it yourself!"

After he said that, he undressed his eunuch uniform and walked out with a swagger.

Gu Zhenliang pointed at his back, shaking with anger: "You...you...you are simply rebellious! Come here, arrest him for me, arrest him! Put him in jail immediately, immediately!"

He shouted, but no one paid any attention to him.

When the demon-slayers heard that Southern Tang was attacking, they immediately scattered like birds and beasts.

The palace guards were nowhere to be seen!

Gu Zhenliang finally panicked. He didn't care about Xiao Baojing and Shang Bingjiu. He pushed Concubine Yun away and ran out to check the situation without even having time to put on his shoes and socks.

Xiao Baojing couldn't stand the heat, so he found a pair of scissors, cut open the buttons of his jacket, and ran out.

The palace was in chaos.

The guards were shouting and killing, the eunuchs and palace maids took their gold and silver and fled everywhere, the exotic flowers and plants that had just been planted were knocked down and trampled, and Gu Zhenliang was dancing with his two hairy legs faintly visible under his robe as he ran through the palace, screaming at them not to destroy his palace.

Xiao Baojing exclaimed: "He ran so fast but didn't even throw the imperial crown off. It's like it's growing on his head!"

She didn't have time to care about the pillow beam anymore. She went against the flow of people and turned around to look for Yue Niang.

Yue Niang's bedroom became increasingly desolate.

Xiao Baojing pushed open the palace door covered with spider webs: "Yue Niang?!"

"Miss Xiao!"

Yue Niang staggered out.

Xiao Baojing's pupils trembled.

The woman in front of me doesn't look like a girl in her twenties!

With her hair full of fine lines and frost, she looks no different from a woman in her forties or fifties!
The weirdest thing about her is her body.

She was so thin and frail, but the extravagant phoenix robe decorated with gems and pearls wrapped her body tightly, without any beauty at all. It looked more like a gorgeous shroud!
Her arms hung in front of her chest, swaying and making tinkling sounds as she walked.

Xiao Baojing held her shoulders and lifted her wide sleeves.

The woman's thin arms were covered with heavy gold bracelets from shoulders to wrists!
"Are you crazy?!" Xiao Baojing couldn't help but raise his voice, "You lent all your life to Gu Zhenliang?!"

Yue Niang leaned against her weakly and said, "I heard the sound of weapons outside. I think the new emperor of Southern Tang has sent people to attack us. My husband is in a difficult situation. Miss Xiao, please take me to see him."

　Happy New Year's Eve everyone! ! I will write another chapter after I finish my work, you can read it tomorrow morning! ! ! In the new year, I wish the fairies good health, happiness every day, more and more beautiful, and success in study and career! !
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