After I stopped being a lady from a rich family, I fought all over the capital
Chapter 40: Sex, What I Want
Chapter 40: Sex, What I Want
"It's not impossible to let you go."
Song Lan found him interesting and wanted to tease him, so he giggled twice, like a ghost.
"But how will you repay my kindness?"
Liu Wu didn't expect that this female ghost was so easy to talk to.
You can even bargain!
"I, I'll burn paper money for you, okay?"
"I, I, I will offer you a longevity tablet, and there will be fragrance of flowers and fruits every day. I, my family is rich, with many, many people. I will hire a maid... No, no, no, I will hire a servant, a pretty servant who can sing and dance, to serve you every day and burn incense for you. What do you think?"
Song Lan: …
She couldn't help laughing a few times.
The sudden laughter added to the horror in this eerie night.
"The Immortality Card? Isn't that for living people?"
Song Lan's lips curled slightly: "Can you offer it to an evil ghost like me?"
Liu Wu was confused.
He racked his brains, thought again and again, still unsure, and asked tentatively: "Then, shall I offer you a merit tablet?"
This should be used for the dead... no, dead ghosts, right?
Liu Wu was a little anxious.
This involves some knowledge blind spots.
He has never been dead... How would he know what to offer to the living and what to offer to the dead?
But he has a smart mind!
When the word "merit" was mentioned, his mouth spoke faster than his brain: "Ms. Ghost, saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. If you let me go, that will be a great merit! God will reward you!!"
"By then, with all your merits and virtues, you might even be able to ascend to become an immortal!!"
However, he didn't expect that these words, which sounded so flattering, would step firmly into Song Lan's minefield.
"God? Reward me?" she asked in a faint tone.
Liu Wu didn't notice: "Yes, yes, God is kind and merciful. He knows that you are so kind and have accumulated merits and virtues. He will definitely reward you!"
"Isn't there an old saying that good people will be rewarded..."
"But I am a demon."
Song Lan sneered: "Heaven? Reward me? Do you deserve it?"
As she said this, she looked up at the dark night sky with disdain.
Liu Wu was confused.
Afterwards, I realized - Oh no! Could he have said something wrong?
His mouth was slightly open, and he couldn't speak for a long time. Cold sweat kept dripping from his head. He was so scared that he didn't even dare to wipe it off. He let the sweat fall to the ground and slide into his eyes, stinging him very painfully.
"Ms. Ghost..."
Liu Wu swallowed and tried to make a few excuses to buy himself a chance to survive.
But at this moment, he regretted not studying hard. He opened his mouth and was suddenly at a loss for words.
"S-Sorry, I said the wrong thing, no, I didn't mean to offend you."
Liu Wu was trembling and shaking like a sieve, with snot and tears running down his face. In just a few breaths, he had already decided where he wanted to be buried after his death.
"Mom, Dad, I am an unfilial son and cannot take care of you in your old age. You two must take care of your health in the future. While you are still young and can still have children, have another child!"
"When the time comes, you must remind my unborn little brother not to follow his unpromising elder brother's example and try to prove that he is the most courageous man."
"Why aren't you afraid of ghosts?"
"I'm almost scared to death..."
Song Lan listened to the man mumbling and said a lot of words in a short while. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he admired the man's eloquence.
If this thing were caught and told the names of dishes, it would definitely be amazing.
"but--"
She laughed and said, "What you just said, fruits and fragrance every day for me to offer, and find some pretty servants to sing and dance to entertain me, I think it's pretty good!"
Liu Wu paused while mumbling his last wish, and then his eyes lit up. Hmm?
Is there any hope for this?
There is light at the end of the tunnel?!
He can still live!
The female ghost is still willing to show mercy, woooo, that’s so good, I’m so touched.
“I guarantee you’ll be satisfied!”
Liu Wu asked cautiously: "Do you have any other hobbies? I will try my best to find them for you."
"Broad shoulders and narrow waist... it's best if you can go without clothes!"
Song Lan thought about it for a while, and felt happy and in a much better mood.
In the distance, Yan Jun, who was studying how to re-establish contact with the underworld, sensed something keenly, raised his head and looked in the direction of the haunted house, his eyes slightly widened.
Who provoked Song Lan again?
Why is the resentment so much stronger? !
-
Liu Wu almost never failed to respond to Song Lan's requests.
Not to mention finding a few handsome servants without clothes.
Even if you ask him to take off all his clothes and lie down right now, he probably won't hesitate at all.
As long as the female ghost could show mercy and spare his life, that would be enough.
Song Lan had played enough tricks on people and didn't scare him anymore.
With a light breath, the ghost wall that originally trapped people disappeared instantly.
"Open your eyes," she whispered.
When Liu Wu heard the voice, his eyelids twitched a few times and then slowly opened.
What he saw was a pair of almond-shaped eyes with a slightly teasing smile looking at him.
The girl was tall and slender with a pretty face. The moonlight shining on her seemed to give her a layer of silver light, which made her look even more cold and elegant. She was like a goddess who had walked down from the sky to the earth. Her eyes were indifferent but compassionate. She loved all living things, but was also aloof from the world.
Liu Wu was stunned for a moment.
What a nice view……
A beauty that makes one's heart leap for joy and surrender.
Song Lan was amused by the silly boy's straightforward gaze.
When I saw the human soul, I had no intention of being vulgar or blasphemous. I was just purely stunned and found it interesting.
"How is it? Do you think my appearance is pleasing to the eyes of Mr. Liu?" Her voice was so light, as if it came from hell, but it was full of joking, which neutralized a lot of the gloomy feeling.
"M-Ms. Ghost!"
The familiar voice fell into Liu Wu's ears, and he was so scared that his legs went weak.
"Ghost lady, please spare me! I, I didn't mean to offend you... No, no, no, I didn't mean to offend you."
Song Lan raised his eyebrows.
Liu Wu did not hear any sound for a long time, and seemed to be thinking about something. Suddenly, he suddenly realized something and hurriedly said in a loud voice: "You are beautiful! You are more beautiful than the fairies in the sky! A hundred times! A thousand times! Ten thousand times!"
Song Lan sneered: "You said that as if you had seen a fairy in the sky."
She squatted down and whispered in front of the man: "You are not honest!"
Liu Wu suddenly became smart.
Hearing the warning and displeasure in the words, he quickly said, "Of course I have never seen fairies in the sky, but in my heart, no one can compare to your beauty, Lady Ghost!"
Right, that is it!
However, why did he feel that the woman just now looked familiar?
After not hearing any human voices for a while, Liu Wu became inexplicably bolder.
He raised his head cautiously, thinking about taking a peek at the surroundings.
He was caught off guard and made eye contact with Song Lan, which frightened him so much that he let out an "ow" and sat down on the ground.
This time, he saw Song Lan's face clearly.
Then he opened his mouth in shock: "You——"
(End of this chapter)
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