Chapter 16 I can be your dog

"Oh my dear mother!"

Hei Wuchang unexpectedly made eye contact with Song Lan, who was standing in the yard with a sullen face and looking very unhappy. His legs suddenly went weak, he missed a step and almost fell to the ground.

He pretended to be calm, straightened the black tall hat with the words "天下太平" written on it, which had been swaying a little crooked due to the staggering just now, wiped his face, and looked away to the sky: "The moonlight is so beautiful today, hahahahaha, so beautiful, so beautiful."

The person pretending to admire the moon turned around, put on some oil on his feet, and ran away quickly.

Ahaha, he didn’t see anything.

did not see it.

Run, run!
Dead leg, run!

At this moment, Hei Wuchang only wished that time could go back and he had never come here.

"Where are you going, Master Fan?"

Song Lan's ghostly voice reached people's ears, scaring them so much that they swallowed their saliva.

Hei Wuchang pretended to be calm.

I can’t hear you! I can’t hear you!

Lao Hei, I forgot to clean my ears recently. My hearing is very poor. I can’t hear anything.

Dead legs, run faster!
When Hei Wuchang came, he was very majestic; when he left, he was as fast as lightning and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The courtyard returned to peace.

It was as if everything that just happened was just an illusion and nothing happened.

Song Lan: …

Is she some kind of evil ghost that would eat the ghost messenger?
Eh? It seems to be true!
The boy was stunned.

Liu Yueniang also regained her composure, but her soul became a little lighter in color, as if it was about to become transparent and disappear.

"Auntie!"

The young man wanted to go forward, but he didn't dare to, for he was afraid that he knew nothing and if he acted rashly, he would end up hurting his mother.

He looked at Song Lan: "I can do anything you want for you."

"Be your knife, be your dog."

"I will kill whoever you want to kill."

"I'll bite whoever you need me to bite."

The boy said in a resounding voice: "I will be your most useful dog and knife."

"I just ask you to save my mother."

He thought that this man was afraid of even the sight of Hei Wuchang, so he ran away without looking back.

There must be a way to save his mother.

Song Lan raised his eyebrows.

"Sir, you have come to my house specially, right? I guess you have a grudge against the Zhang family?"

The boy calmed down and analyzed his advantages with others.

"The Zhang family's move today is probably a desperate attempt to find a cure. But it also indirectly proves that they really need a son who can be the top scholar in the imperial examination."

"The big exam is coming. When I pass, the Zhang family will definitely use all their strength to help me rise to the top."

"Don't you think, sir, that when they thought they could regain their glory, the good seedlings they had cultivated with all their efforts stabbed them in the back, which would be more satisfying to take revenge?"

Song Lan chuckled, "Are you so sure that you can pass the exam?"

"I am not sure."

"There are always people who are better than you, and there are always mountains that are better than you. The imperial court has been selecting talents through the imperial examination system, and there have only been about a hundred number one scholars."

The young man straightened his back, not showing any sign of cowardice.

"Since the Zhang family can do such a thing as passing off a concubine as the legitimate heir, it shows that their family traditions are not right."

He sneered: "Under the so-called clean reputation, there are probably countless filth hidden."

"Even if I can't become the top student in high school and rise to prominence, I can still find other ways to wipe out the Zhang family!"

"Don't you want to see the ugly faces of those beasts in human form when their crimes are exposed?"

Song Lan smiled, as if he was intrigued: "You?"

"I am willing to serve you like a dog or a horse!"

The young man bowed down with sincere submission and his head to the ground.

Song Lan stared at the man for a while, pretending to think.

"I don't really like testing people's nature."

She raised her foot and stepped on the boy's head, saying frivolously, "If you want to be my dog, you have to make sure that you, the dog, will not bite the Zhang family and then bite me, right?"

Song Lan spread out his hands, and a ball of black gas condensed in the palm of his hand, and finally condensed into a black pill.

"I have one here..."

Before he could finish his words, the boy at his feet said eagerly: "I want to eat!"

Song Lan moved his feet, took two steps back, and raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid it's poison?"

"The Zhang family has not been wiped out yet. My Lord will not let me die now, right?"

The boy tried to smile: "It will be hard work...ah!"

As he spoke, Song Lan simply threw the small black pill into the man's mouth.

The huge pain spread throughout the body in an instant.

His internal organs felt as if they were being burned by fire, and the pain was so severe that he wanted to tear himself apart.

After a while, the whole person felt like he had fallen into an ice hole and was frozen all over.

Snakes crawl, ants bite, sharp beaks peck...

The boy looked as if he had been through dozens of tortures. His entire body was soaked in sweat, and he looked like he had been fished out of the water.

"If you regret it now, I can still give you a quick death."

Song Lan's voice was bewitching. "No regrets!" The young man squeezed out each word from between his teeth, extremely firm.

"If you make a deal with an evil spirit, your soul will be annihilated after death and you will never be able to reincarnate again!"

"No regrets!"

No matter how many times Song Lan asked, the boy always answered firmly "I have no regrets".

She was almost moved by the infancy of animals.

"Then - as you wish!"

Hei Wuchang, who had just run back to the underworld and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, suddenly felt a huge suction force behind him. In the blink of an eye, he was pulled out of the underworld.

Eh?
Eh eh eh?
What's going on?
Hei Wuchang fell to the ground with a thud, groaned twice, and without thinking, he started cursing: "Who is that blind bastard who plotted against your grandfather? Are you tired of living? Ah! Ah!"

He raised his head and met Song Lan's eyes, wishing he could die right there.

"Master Fan."

Song Lan greeted everyone in a friendly manner: "Good evening!"

"I can't feel any better after seeing you!"

Hei Wuchang wanted to cry but had no tears, and muttered softly.

"What did you say?"

Song Lan narrowed his eyes and looked at Hei Wuchang with a dagger hidden in his heart.

"I said, little aunt, you called me here, is there anything you want to tell me?"

Hei Wuchang came forward with a fawning smile.

"Arrange a reincarnation for her."

Song Lan pointed to the lonely soul Liu Yueniang who had returned to her confused state.

Hei Wuchang looked embarrassed: "Oh, little girl, this matter of reincarnation is not my business."

Song Lan glanced at him coldly.

Hei Wuchang swallowed his saliva, which did not exist at all. "Besides, this new soul escaped halfway. According to the law, he should be sent to hell to serve a sentence of 300 years before he can be arranged to be reincarnated according to his merits and demerits in his previous life."

"You are—"

It’s against the rules!
Hei Wuchang made eye contact with the man, but didn't dare to say anything else.

Song Lan had a blank expression on his face: "Yes - or - No."

"Can, can, can!"

Seeing that the man's resentment was getting worse, Hei Wuchang immediately lay down and gave up.

Why should he try to be so stubborn when even the new Lord of Hell can't resolve the resentment?

"I wonder what kind of family you want to arrange for her?"

"Lady? Princess? Or Her Majesty?"

Black Impermanence Fly rubbed his hands and smiled in a very ingratiating manner.

Song Lan: …

She kicked the young man who was tortured by resentment and almost dying.

"I'm asking you, what family will you be reborn into?"

The young man felt his consciousness being pulled out of the chaos, and he regained consciousness briefly.

"Everything is up to you, sir."

He gave a flattering answer.

Song Lan: …

Asking is the same as not asking.
-
Xie family.

In the brightly lit main courtyard, several respectable masters of the Xie family all had gloomy faces.

"Song Lan hasn't come back yet?"

Mrs. Lu shook her head: "The concierge just replied that he hasn't replied yet."

"Send more people out to look for him! Look for him quickly!"

As soon as Xie Shangqi, the grandfather of the Xie family, finished his angry voice, a man came running in from outside, panting and saying, "I'm back!"

"My cousin is back!"

Xie Shangqi glanced at Old Madam Xie, Song Lan's biological grandmother Zhou, who was sitting next to him.

Zhou glared at the doorman and angrily slammed the table twice: "Hurry up and get this disobedient and unfilial girl to the main courtyard!"

"Come on your knees!"

She pretended to cover her chest, as if her heart ached because Song Lan was angry with her.

Xie Shangqi pretended to care for her and said a few words, looking anxious: "Mom, please don't get angry and hurt yourself."

"Sister Lan is just young and doesn't understand. If you talk to her and teach her well, she will know she is wrong."

Zhou pounded her chest a few times and groaned twice: "Forget it, forget it. My children and grandchildren are all sinners. As long as she can recognize her mistakes, she will still be my cousin of the Xie family. I will teach her how to behave in the world on behalf of her mother."

She spoke as if being the cousin of the Xie family was a huge alms.

While the mother and son were pretending, the doorman came back.

"Where is Song Lan?" Mrs. Lu asked with a frown filled with disgust, not seeing anyone.

The concierge looked embarrassed: "This..."

"Just say whatever you want to say. What's wrong with you hemming and hawing?"

Lu scolded the man and slightly relieved the anger that had been lingering in her heart since she came back from the Spring Banquet.

The doorman looked at Lu, then at Xie Shangqi and Mrs. Xie Zhou who were sitting at the upper seat.

"My cousin said, said——"

(End of this chapter)

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