Chapter 381 Beast God Forest (Xuan Jiu) 4
After taking Xuan Jiu's clothes, it's time for someone to knock Xuan Jiu unconscious.

Xiao Jinsheng and Cai Cai began to defer to each other.

“You should have gone to get the clothes,” Xiao Jinsheng said. “How could I take credit for your work?”

“He’s still your beastly husband, you should go.” CaiCai shook her head and refused: “If I go and see something I shouldn’t see, who knows if I’ll get a sty.”

"You fox dad, go."

"You beastly husband, go away."

"You go."

"You go."

In the scuffle, CaiCai simply transformed into a frog: "Ribbit, I'm a frog, I can't knock him out, so you go."

"I'm truly speechless." Xiao Jinsheng remained silent.

He could only turn his gaze to Xuan Jiu.

The hot spring was filled with mist, and the white-haired, fox-eared man leaned against the edge of the spring with his eyes closed in contentment.

Xiao Jinsheng slowed his pace and quietly approached.

To prevent Xuan Jiu from noticing her approach through his mind-reading ability.

From the very beginning, Xiao Jinsheng used the copied mind-reading ability and star chart to shield his own thoughts.

Xiao Jinsheng's footsteps tread on the cobblestone ground, and the distance between him and Xuan Jiu is gradually closing.

But when Xiao Jinsheng was still a meter away from Xuan Jiu in the hot spring, he quickly stopped.

She frowned as she looked at the chest of the man soaking in the hot spring, glistening with water droplets and not rising or falling with a breath.

"Your plan was to knock me out, wasn't it?" A soft laugh sounded from behind.

Before Xiao Jinsheng could react, the person behind her pushed her into the hot spring with a single palm strike.

Xiao Jinsheng fell into the water and landed directly in the direction of Xuan Jiu, who was soaking in the hot spring.

However, Xiao Jinsheng's touch directly smashed Xuan Jiu into scattered fragments of energy.

"Who would take a hot spring bath themselves instead of having a puppet do it for them?!" Xiao Jinsheng looked up angrily after recognizing what the broken 'Xuanjiu' was.

His gaze was fixed on Xuan Jiu, who was barefoot on the stone surface, wearing only a snow-white bathrobe, with her nine tails swaying behind her.

He raised his hand and beckoned, and the red thread tied up CaiCai, who had turned into a frog.

He swiftly and decisively tossed CaiCai into the hot spring as well.

"I was just wondering what to eat tonight," Xuan Jiu said with a smile. "You guys are quite self-aware, taking the initiative to cook."

"Waaah, Daddy Fox, don't eat us! Frogs and stones don't have any meat!" Guess quickly begged for mercy.

“Frog stewed with stone, just the right amount to try.” Xuan Jiu ignored Cai Cai’s tearful pleas, turned around and grabbed some mugwort from the stone cabinet and threw it into the hot spring.

"Fox Dad, you asked for this yourself." Cai Cai said fiercely, looking angrily at Xuan Jiu.

"Food should be treated with self-awareness. Shut up." Xuan Jiu lowered his gaze.

Guess what? She was so angry that she made gurgling noises in the hot spring.

Upon seeing the strange noise it made, Xiao Jinsheng knew it was up to no good and quickly swam towards the hot spring.

Just as he swam away, Xiao Jinsheng heard a loud splash behind him.

She turned around and saw a lump of brown poop spread across the misty surface of the hot spring.

"Aaaaaah! Guess! Give me a heads-up before you go crazy!" Xiao Jinsheng screamed, scrambling and crawling towards the hot spring in terror.

Even though I know it's not real poop.

But the shape is jarring.

After Xiao Jinsheng left, Daddy guessed that his figure had grown larger again.

It occupies this nine-meter-diameter hot spring all by itself.

"Fox Dad, do you still like frog stewed with stones soup?" Cai Cai asked Xuan Jiu, her big round eyes darting around.

Xuan Jiu looked at the disgusting thing in the hot spring.

He tossed a handful of mugwort at CaiCai and sneered, "Perfect, since I'm in charge of cooking, there are orcs in this royal city who love to eat your kind of food."

Speaking of poop.

I can guess what the rat-beastman who locked the gate today was like.

Terrified, it couldn't maintain its disguise and turned back into a radish, floating on the water.

After finishing with the guessing game, Xuan Jiu finally turned his attention to Xiao Jinsheng, who had already come ashore and was preparing to ambush him. He curled his lips in disdain and swept his nine tails across the water.

One of its tails wrapped around Xiao Jinsheng's waist and pulled him in front of it.

"Stone?" Xuan Jiu's sharp-armored fingers gently brushed against Xiao Jinsheng's cheek.

"I'm warning you, don't cook me." Xiao Jinsheng's eyes flashed fiercely: "I can turn into poop too."

“Stones are certainly not for making soup.” Xuan Jiu narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Xiao Jinsheng met his fierce red eyes and watched as they drew closer and closer.

Xuan Jiu turned his head and bit her neck.

Xiao Jinsheng raised his hand and struck him in the chest.

No matter how fierce Xiao Jinsheng's attacks were, Xuan Jiu still held onto her neck and wouldn't let go.

He only released his foot when Xiao Jinsheng raised it, aiming a kick straight for Xuan Jiu's groin.

"It's a stone that can heat up, so I can take it back to my cave to warm up." Xuan Jiu looked up with satisfaction at the red bite mark on Xiao Jinsheng's neck.

"You're dead, you stinky fox!" Xiao Jinsheng raised his hand and made his move, first grabbing at his fox ears.

Xuan Jiu raised his hand and circled it above her head.

One red line after another fell from above Xiao Jinsheng's head.

They practically tied her up like a mummy with red thread.

The red thread danced nimbly on Xuan Jiu's fingertips, hooking onto Xiao Jinsheng and pulling him directly into her arms and carrying him away.

"Hey! Where are you guys going? Wait for me!"

Guess quickly turn back into a fly and chase after Xuan Jiu.

But as soon as they stepped out of the hot spring, they couldn't even catch a glimpse of Xuan Jiu's clothes.

Xiao Jinsheng was carried by Xuan Jiu and jumped into a well.

Just as she was holding her breath, she discovered that there was another world beneath the well.

The sky here is dark, and there is no starlight, as if the stars exist underground.

All the light is from the glowing mushrooms.

There wasn't a single orc in sight.

However, there were many plants that seemed to have developed sentience walking around.

Upon seeing Xiao Jinsheng bound by red thread, everyone looked up at her curiously.

These intelligent plants, each taking on a different form, resemble transparent jellies of various shapes and colors.

A jelly was chasing after Xiao Jinsheng when it tripped on a high step and fell flat on its face, making its jelly-like body bounce around.

Xuan Jiu, holding the red thread, is pulling Xiao Jinsheng along.

Like releasing a balloon, let her float in the air and follow behind you.

Until they led Xiao Jinsheng into a red and white mushroom house.

Xuan Jiu slammed the door shut, blocking the curious gazes of the plant jellies that had followed them all the way.

With a flick of the red thread, Xiao Jinsheng was placed directly into a large ceramic pot filled with water.

Xiao Jinsheng had just stood up from the meter-deep pot when he saw Xuan Jiu come over and light a fire in the stove.

"Wang Dajiu, are you really going to cook me?" Xiao Jinsheng couldn't believe it.

Then Xuan Jiu started throwing all sorts of strange-smelling plants into the pot she was in.

The scent of these mixed plants was similar to the faint herbal fragrance on his body.

"You're finished. Let's get a divorce." Xiao Jinsheng leaned against the edge of the pot and was about to come out.

Xuan Jiu pried her hands off the edge of the pot and pressed her back into the pot.

He used red thread to make a wooden lid and covered the ceramic pot tightly.

He then turned around and started searching through the bottles and jars on the wooden cabinet.

Xiao Jinsheng stood up again with a pot lid on her head, just as Xuan Jiu turned around and poured a bottle of green liquid over her.

"There's nothing more to say. I'm divorcing you right now and taking CaiCai with me." Xiao Jinsheng raised his hand to wipe away the green liquid that Xuan Jiu had poured on his chest, then flipped over the ceramic pot and prepared to run away.

This time, Xuan Jiu didn't stop her from taking the food out of the pot.

(End of this chapter)

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