Rebirth: My dad is too obedient

Chapter 1: Progress is a huge scam

Chapter 1: Progress is a huge scam
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The air was stuffy and turbid, with the smell of instant noodles mixed with cigarette smoke and sweat.

The girl on the left has a "non-mainstream" bob haircut and is wearing big headphones. She is tapping the space bar hard and is immersed in playing "Audition".

The boy on the right exited "Shabak" and secretly opened "Wowga Painting Era" with a lewd look on his face.

On the screen in front of Xu Chen, the flashy non-mainstream QQ show costumes, coupled with the online name "Nalan Qingchuan", made him so embarrassed that his face turned sore.

Xu Chen was reborn.

It is now 2006, I am eighteen years old, and it is three months before the college entrance examination.

Thinking back on my past life, it seems like a dream that has not yet faded away and still fills my mind.

I tried my best to squeeze into a big city, but I found myself as a low-level "outsider" and couldn't even get a hukou...

After working hard for more than ten years, I saved money and bought a house with a loan, but the house price started to plummet, and all my savings were deeply trapped...

After working overtime and staying up late, the boss lived the life he wanted, but he was laid off at the age of 37...

Social animal!

A true social animal!
The worst kind.

Xu Chen grabbed the mouse, opened the Notepad software, and typed out a few random words:
[Those who advise you to work hard and make progress are just trying to harvest and trap you]

[The donkey pulling the mill works very hard, and in the end, it will be made into donkey meat barbecue]

[Hard work is a form of self-consolation, and advancement is a huge scam]

[Abandon the obsession of self-struggle, open up the pattern, and lay out two core tracks:]

[First, train your father to be a rich man, and focus on being a playboy]

[Second, hang out with rich women]...

Xu Chen stared at the words on the screen, pondered and nodded.

Whoever wants to work hard can work hard, whoever wants to make progress can make progress, I won’t be fooled.

If you can live your life again, you will take shortcuts and never work yourself to death.

Give up your moral principles, broaden your horizons, and your life will become clear.

……

Just as Xu Chen was determined about his new life direction, the girl next to him took off her headphones and smoothed her non-mainstream bob haircut:
"Brother Xu Chen, my internet fee is not enough, can you top up another ten yuan for me?"

Zhao Linlin was the girl Xu Chen liked in high school. She was also considered the class beauty in the next class at that time.

She looks pure and sweet, but this non-mainstream dress has a bit of the aura and style of the "Funeral Love Family".

Xu Chen frowned, feeling embarrassed and regretful for his "aesthetics" back then.

Many years later, Xu Chen found out that Zhao Linlin had never liked him, but only treated him as a cash machine for her "pocket money".

Xu Chen is just one of Zhao Linlin’s countless “brothers”.

Zhao Linlin was willing to play with Xu Chen only because his family ran a small factory and he usually had more pocket money and was generous.

When Xu Chen was in high school in his previous life, he "gave" at least half of his pocket money to Zhao Linlin.

Even after going to college, Zhao Linlin was still trying to hook up with Xu Chen in the name of a "long-distance relationship." At that time, Xu Chen's family had fallen on hard times and he had to do odd jobs to make a living, but he still gave Zhao Linlin pocket money every month.

After graduating from university, Xu Chen went on a business trip to the city where Zhao Linlin was. He wanted to ask her out, but was dismissed on the grounds of "working overtime".

As a result, when Xu Chen was entertaining a client in KTV and ordered "Princess", he saw Zhao Linlin wearing a suspender skirt.

It turns out that the hands that I couldn't hold can now be touched at will by spending a tip of two thousand yuan.

That night, Xu Chen, who had been a "sucker" for many years, felt his worldview shattered. He woke up from a dream and fell into an abyss...

At this moment.

How could he repeat the same mistake when he was reborn in front of Zhao Linlin?

Zhao Linlin blinked her eyes, pouted her lips deliberately, and put on a deliberate and fake cute expression:

"Brother Xu Chen, please help me top up another ten yuan for the internet fee~"

Xu Chen didn't think the other person was cute, and even felt a little disgusted.

"Don't you have several 'husbands' in the game? Go ask them for money." Xu Chen's tone was cold and calm.

Zhao Linlin was stunned: "Xu Chen, what do you mean?!"

Xu Chen: “Literally.”

Zhao Linlin: "Are you jealous? It's just a joke in the game, how can you take it seriously?"

Xu Chen: "I was just playing with you, but I don't want to play anymore."

Zhao Linlin: “You…”

Xu Chen: "I helped you to top up a lot of internet fees and snack money before, but that was all borrowed. Can you pay me back now?"

Zhao Linlin was startled for a moment, then suddenly stood up:

"Xu Chen, what are you talking about?! I'm never going to play with you again!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she picked up her backpack angrily and turned to leave.

Xu Chen: "You have to keep your word, how about we sign a document?"

Zhao Linlin stamped her feet and rushed out angrily. Xu Chen was calm and even wanted to laugh.

I glanced at Zhao Linlin’s computer screen and saw that she had more than a minute of internet time left.

Without any hesitation, Xu Chen completely logged out of her game account which she had not yet logged out of.

It's just a minor punishment, not worth mentioning.

……

Quickly forgetting this "little episode" with Zhao Linlin, Xu Chen held his chin with his hand and continued planning his life.

Whether it's using the advantage of rebirth to cultivate your father or hanging out with a rich woman, the main task is always to make money.

Everyone can cheat you, but the money in your pocket won't.

Living a new life, Xu Chen doesn't want to be as tired as in his previous life, but that doesn't stop him from making his first pot of gold.

What should I do?
It needs to be easy to use, lightweight and effortless.

It’s a pity that I didn’t have the habit of buying lottery tickets in my previous life, and I can’t remember the lottery numbers from twenty years ago.

Plagiarism is an easy way.

At this time, "Ghost Blows Out the Light" had just begun to be serialized on Tianya, and "Grave Robbers' Chronicles" was still in Uncle San's belly.

"Douluo Dalu" only came out two years later, "Fights Break Sphere" only started to dominate the market three years later, and "Stellar Change", "Devil's Law", "Zhan Tian", "Zui Xu"... were not yet born.

Not to mention the following Guimi, King, Senior Brother, and Daogui.

He has seen all of these.

But...I don't remember the plot...

What's more, I have to type out hundreds of millions of words. Just thinking about it makes me get tendonitis.

At this moment, Xu Chen caught a glimpse of a message in the "QQ Show Chat Room" on the screen.

A person named "Network Things Like Smoke" posted a message:
"Kidney-tonifying product, soliciting advertising proposals! Once adopted, there will be a cash reward of 150,000!
The brand is Huishuang Shenbao, a traditional Chinese medicine kidney-tonifying tablet..."

Xu Chen was stunned for a moment, and his expression gradually became strange.

The gears of fate finally began to turn.

As a person who was reborn, he knew the "standard answer" to the advertisement of "Huishuang Shenbao".

It is not known whether the shameful and borderline advertising content can bring sales, but it is the advertising plan finally chosen by the manufacturer.

And many years later, it even became the "root of all evil."

A cash reward of 150,000.

For Xu Chen, it was like giving it away for free.

In his previous life, Xu Chen looked down upon such borderline, unscrupulous advertisements. But after his rebirth, the situation became more open...

There is no shame in making money!
I can't remember the entire version of "Fights Break Sphere", but I can recite the advertisement for Shenbao by heart.

In fact, it’s not just Shenbao that Xu Chen can recite by heart.

In his previous life, he had several years of experience as an "advertising dog". Although he struggled at the bottom of the B-party, he at least knew a lot of classic advertising routines!
The advertising slogans of those advertising giants can sell millions with just one sentence.

Getting rich, the first pot of gold, isn’t this coming? !

It’s not that you can’t afford to copy online articles, but copying advertisements is more cost-effective.

Fifteen thousand in cash, easy as pie.

Xu Chen opened the QQ space of "Wangshi Ruyan" and read it carefully.

There are many photos of pharmaceutical companies and offline promotions, and they look like local distributors of Shenbao tablets.

Opening the mailbox page, Xu Chen began to type:
[Huishuang Shenbao, Steady Happiness, TV Commercial, Duration 30"]

[Kidney deficiency, after overwork, back and leg pain, lack of energy, as if the body is hollowed out...]

[I’m afraid I can no longer give her stable happiness…]

[Is your kidney overdrawn? Huishuang Shenbao Tablets can help you recover from overdrawn kidneys…

[Huishuang Shenbao, he is fine and I am fine~]

……

Suppressing his shame and with a hint of perversion in his excitement, Xu Chen finished writing the advertising plan for Huishuang Shenbao.

He also noted his various contact information and clicked the "Send" button according to the email address left by "Wangshi Ruyan" for submissions.

Waiting for good news.

Plagiarizing advertisements is an easy way to make money. There should be other manufacturers who will do similar solicitations, and the rewards may be even more generous.

But now, Xu Chen didn't have time to search carefully, he had more important things to do.

The first track after rebirth, training his father to become a wealthy man, is facing a huge crisis.

Tonight, my father is going to attend a dinner party and then sign a contract.

And that contract will directly lead to the bankruptcy of my father's factory.

(End of this chapter)

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