Returning to hometown to farm: The apocalypse system arrived ten years earlier?

Chapter 118 Li Xiang's blind date
After playing with the fox and playing the flute for a while, Jiang Caier smoothed her hair and said, "Brother, I still have something very important to do!"

"What's the matter?" Li Xiang asked curiously.

Jiang Caier smiled and said, "Cut hair. You cut hair for everyone in the village before. You can't leave me out, right?"

Li Xiang laughed, jumped off the rock, and waved, "Come on, come on, as long as you're not afraid of me cutting your hair into a dog-like shape."

"Brother, you are not a dog!" Jiang Caier said seriously.

Li Xiang: "..."

Seeing Li Xiang getting the hairdressing tools, wash basin, thermos, etc., Jiang Caier thought to herself, Brother, you are worse than a dog. Er Huang has already slept with the little fox, and you still...

Bah, bah, bah, what are you thinking about.

Jiang Caier's fair face suddenly turned red.

Soon, Li Xiang was ready. Since he was going to cut Jiang Caier's hair, he specially took a new towel.

Wash her hair, put a clean apron around her, and start cutting it.

I have to say that Li Xiang put a lot of thought into it and spent more than an hour to help Jiang Caier fix her hair and blow it dry.

Especially the air bangs, which is a popular hairstyle in recent years. Li Xiang has done it for several girls in the village before, but none of them was as good as he did for Jiang Caier today.

Mainly because of the experience accumulated before, so this time she performed superbly, making the already playful and cute Jiang Caier even more fresh and natural.

"You're good enough to open a barber shop with your skills. Your haircuts are better than many Tonys in other barber shops!" Jiang Caier looked left and right in the mirror, quite satisfied.

"As long as you like it! I'm afraid I can't meet your requirements."

"Yes, yes, from now on, you will be the one to cut my hair every year, my personal barber!" Jiang Cai'er stroked her hair, her eyes narrowed into crescents with joy. When she saw Li Xiang starting to pack up his things, she quickly stopped him and said, "No, no, no, I'll give you another haircut!"

"What the hell? No!" Li Xiang was naturally unwilling and shook his head repeatedly, "You haven't learned it yet, how can you cut it like that?"

"Okay, you dare to look down on me? Then I have to cut it!" Jiang Caier stepped forward, quietly walked behind Li Xiang, strangled his neck with one arm, and grabbed his hair with the other hand.

Li Xiang was originally quite tall, but wasn't he bending down to pack his things? So Jiang Caier succeeded in sneaking up on him.

"Don't make trouble, it's not good if someone sees us." Li Xiang was inexplicably panicked because Jiang Caier was pressed against his back. He could feel the warmth and softness of her body.

"Where is that person? Huh? Where? Where?" Jiang Caier looked around. The huge backyard was very empty. Her grandmother was basking in the sun in front of the house and seemed to be chatting with some old people from the village, but she couldn't see behind through the house.

Well, I don't know what Erhuang and the little fox are doing behind the big rock. Anyway, it doesn't matter if they see it.

Li Xiang stood up and tried to get away.

As a result, when he stood up, he actually carried Jiang Caier on his back. Li Xiang was 1.8 meters tall, while Jiang Caier was only 1.63 meters tall, and her feet were suddenly suspended in the air.

Jiang Caier reacted very quickly. She stretched her legs forward and clamped Li Xiang's waist.

"Please, stop it."

"Will you let me cut it?"

"Let go, let go, come down quickly!" Li Xiang had no choice but to surrender.

"Hehe, I can finally experience being teacher Tony!" Jiang Caier immediately became excited and started to wash and cut Li Xiang's hair.

"Wait wait wait, let me teach you some basic hair cutting techniques!"

"Okay, don't worry, I won't cut your hair too ugly! I can't bear to cut it too ugly!" Jiang Caier touched Li Xiang's head and comforted him.

"No respect for elders or younger ones." Li Xiang immediately taught carefully, and Jiang Caier also learned very seriously.

Then, it officially began.

I have to say that Jiang Caier is very gentle. When she was washing Li Xiang's hair, she held his hair very comfortably.

When cutting the hair, Jiang Caier did not cut randomly, but trimmed it strand by strand, very carefully and meticulously.

Her fingers are as smooth as green onions and she is very deft and the hairstyle she finally cut, well, deserves a score of 9.5!
"Actually, getting a haircut isn't as hard as you might think. Of course, the most important thing is that you're so handsome, brother!"

Jiang Caier admired her masterpiece with satisfaction, and took the opportunity to pinch Li Xiang's cheeks, which were so elastic. She thought to herself, "The man on the street is as beautiful as jade, and the young master is unparalleled in the world. It's not that I have a good haircut, but that no matter what hairstyle I have, it can't hide my brother's stunning beauty."

"Thank you, thank you. It's not that exaggerated."

Li Xiangshuai is naturally handsome. He drinks spiritual wine every day, goes to bed early and gets up early, gets enough sleep, has good meals at home, and practices advanced breathing techniques to strengthen his body. How can he not be handsome?

My figure, skin, and overall spirit are more than ten thousand times better than before I left.

In the past, I worked like a slave in a big city, working overtime and staying up late. I also had to deal with all kinds of complicated interpersonal relationships. I was PUA’d by my manager all day long. I was exhausted, mentally depressed, and ate poorly. I couldn’t get better.

Now, if he returns to work in a big city, he will definitely charm many working women. If there are any female executives in high positions, they might have bad intentions of taking advantage of him.

However, Li Xiang will never go back to the big city with its bright lights and nightlife. He feels that kind of life is too far away from him, and the air in the big city is not good, with too much car exhaust.

Many people in the fan group joked that the number one aunt wanted to support Li Xiang, which was not groundless.

For an extraordinary person, if his appearance is not extraordinary, then what is the point of being extraordinary?
It’s like there are basically no ugly women in fantasy novels.

Li Xiang may be the only extraordinary person on earth now, so naturally he will use a dimensionality reduction attack.

……

The next day, grandpa brought his cousins over, and Li Xiang took grandpa to the home of the village chief Li Jinyu, where they rehearsed musical instruments with Li Jinyu, Li Yucheng, Lei Jiaming, Lei Xiaohui, and some other people in the band, including several old men and several young people.

Jiang Caier brought her homework and did it with Shen Wenqian and Shen Zimo. Jiang Caier and Shen Wenqian were both girls, and both were high school students. Although they were not from the same school or the same grade, they were of similar age and got along well.

Many people who worked outside came back to the village one after another. In the evening, those who came back came to visit Li Xiang's house one after another, bringing gifts.

The main reason was that there was a heavy snowfall before, and Li Xiang helped shovel the snow. Then a few days ago, he gave free haircuts to the elderly and children in the family. These were all favors, so everyone was very grateful to him and brought some things to give to Li Xiang and Li Xiang’s grandmother. It can be said that he gave a favor in return.

Li Xiang warmly entertained everyone and chatted with them. Grandma smiled so hard that she couldn't stop.

In the next few days, whenever someone came back from outside, they would visit Li Xiang's home with gifts. Many people were also eager to introduce Li Xiang to potential partners and arrange blind dates.

Li Xiang didn't want to go at first, but his grandmother insisted and urged him again and again, and the people in the village were too enthusiastic, saying that they had already agreed with the girl and it would be bad not to go. Li Xiang had no choice but to go.

Then Jiang Caier insisted on going with him, saying that she wanted to check out Li Xiang's future sister-in-law. Li Xiang couldn't do anything about her. As for Uncle Jiang and Aunt Jiang, they had long lost control of their daughter.

Jiang Jianguo failed to stop her. Seeing Jiang Caier riding her electric bike to catch up with Li Xiang's tricycle, he couldn't help but smile bitterly and scolded from behind: "You have grown wings, haven't you?"

The first blind date candidate was named Yao Yao, and she lived in the nearby village of Yaojialing, about three kilometers away. Li Xiang went in to take a look and wanted to leave immediately, but out of politeness, he still chatted with her for a few words.

Then he quickly found an excuse and left.

Jiang Caier was chasing after him on her electric scooter, and she couldn't help laughing. Finally, she couldn't help it anymore and laughed like a goose.

"Can you please stop laughing?" Li Xiang said unhappily while riding his tricycle slowly.

Jiang Caier shouted, "That girl is very pretty, why don't you like her? Isn't it said that men like that type?"

"She's pretty, but full of... Alas, not suitable for children." "What's inappropriate about that?" Jiang Cai'er pouted, quickened her pace, and drove side by side with Li Xiang, whispering, "Don't you just want to say that she might work in a nightclub?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's not good if someone hears you."

"She is pretty, but she has a bit too much of a worldly air. If you don't like her, then don't like her. You can't force yourself." Jiang Cai'er was very happy. If Brother Li Xiang liked that kind of seductress, then she was really blind.

At this time, the matchmaker who introduced the couple earlier called and asked why Li Xiang left suddenly, as the girl was very satisfied!
Li Xiang stopped by the roadside to answer the phone, and made up an excuse, saying that he had no feelings, it was not suitable, and he was afraid of delaying the girl. He gave the girl a good guy card.

Jiang Caier covered her mouth and tried to hold back her laughter so hard that her waist was bent like a shrimp.

The matchmaker felt very sorry and said it was a pity that such a good girl would be given to someone else.

Li Xiang said it was not a pity, offered a few words of blessing and expressed his gratitude to the matchmaker.

Then, another matchmaker called and urged him to go quickly. Li Xiang had no choice but to continue.

This time, the girl I went on a blind date with was quite pure, with bright eyes and white teeth, and she looked like a beautiful girl from a small family. She had a good temperament and her name was Zhao Xueqing. She had a ponytail and a smooth forehead. She was dressed simply but neatly. She didn't wear any makeup, but just a little bit of skin cream.

In the middle of winter, there's nothing wrong with applying skin cream.

Zhao Xueqing worked in a regular teahouse outside, and also worked in a milk tea shop and a coffee shop. She was a cheerful person and was very satisfied with Li Xiang.

When talking about each other's "profession", especially tea art, the girl was very knowledgeable and even demonstrated her long-spouted tea art skills to Li Xiang on the spot.

"This is the real intangible cultural heritage Kung Fu tea..."

The girl gave a brief introduction and then began the demonstration.

She also has a ready-made copper long-spouted teapot at home. Obviously, she practices often at home, with a feeling of "never leaving the boxing and never leaving the music".

In the small courtyard, the girl was seen dancing gracefully with the long-spouted copper kettle in her hands, like a sword dance. Finally, the fragrant tea poured into the bowl, exuding a refreshing aroma.

"Good!" Even Jiang Caier clapped and cheered. Jiang Caier looked at Li Xiang with some worry, then looked at the girl, thinking, could it be that her brother has fallen?
Li Xiang clapped his hands and said, "Xueqing, it's like this. Our Lijia Village will hold a village party on the evening of the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month. Do you want to show us your tea art skills with a long-spouted teapot?"

"Ah?" Zhao Xueqing was confused. It was just a blind date, why did it suddenly get too late?
However, she had also heard about the village evening party in Lijia Village. It had spread throughout the area in the past few days. But she didn't expect that Li Xiang actually invited her.

Zhao Xueqing also knew that Li Xiang was a big internet celebrity with more than two million fans. Should she agree to this?
If you agree, maybe you can show your face and become famous. Even if the blind date fails, you won't lose anything.

I'm just a little... embarrassed. How can I take the initiative to go to the home of a blind date? It's not that serious yet.

Li Xiang said, "I sincerely invite you. Well, there is an appearance fee. For someone like you who has a refined temperament and is a inheritor of intangible cultural heritage, 2000 yuan is the appearance fee. I hope you don't think it's too little."

"Ah, quite a lot." Zhao Xueqing was happy and thought that there was such a good thing, so she quickly agreed.

Li Xiang was overjoyed. After chatting for a while, he said goodbye.

In fact, Li Xiang also wanted to recruit Zhao Xueqing to work at the Lijia Village tourist attraction in the future. When he becomes the village chief and engages in tourism development, he wants to make Lijia Village into an Internet celebrity tourist attraction, which will definitely require teahouses, coffee shops, and milk tea shops. It just so happens that Zhao Xueqing knows all of them, making her a rare talent.

The other party can inherit the intangible cultural heritage of the long-mouthed Kung Fu tea performance, and she is also beautiful. It would be a shame not to recruit her. But the fate of the couple has not yet been decided, so I didn't say anything.

Anyway, we have already added each other on WeChat, so we can bring it up when the time is right.

When they reached the entrance of the village, Jiang Caier suddenly said, "Brother, I think I left something at their house. I'll go back for a while."

"How about I get it for you?" Li Xiang said.

Jiang Caier waved her hands quickly and said, "No, no, I can do it myself. You wait here for me."

Then he turned the electric car around and headed back.

Li Xiang was waiting for her there.

Jiang Caier rode for a while and looked back. She was relieved to see that Li Xiang had not caught up with her.

She came to Zhao Xueqing's house, and Zhao Xueqing was naturally surprised at the girl who had come back.

"Hello, sister!" Jiang Caier greeted sweetly.

"Hello, sister. Is there anything I can help you with?" Zhao Xueqing asked with a sweet smile.

"Well, I have a little secret I want to share with my sister."

So Jiang Caier came over and whispered a few words in the ear of this bright girl.

"what?"

Zhao Xueqing blinked her eyes after hearing this, thinking to herself, I don't believe you. I saw you and Li Xiang were very close just now, but you came back to say bad things about him. Are you doing this for my own good or for your own good?
If a woman says something bad about a man she is close to to another woman, it is all...protection! You little girl, are you secretly in love with your brother Li Xiang?

So, Zhao Xueqing asked tentatively: "Should I still attend your village party?"

Jiang Caier quickly said, "Of course!" But she was afraid of ruining her brother's business.

Seeing Zhao Xueqing's surprise, she hurriedly explained: "Hey, it's good to cheat this kind of scumbag out of some money. You know, it's easy for these internet celebrities to make money, and internet celebrities are also half of the entertainment industry, which is very chaotic. You just need to pay the appearance fee, but don't be stupid and lose yourself."

Zhao Xueqing was grateful and nodded in agreement, but she pouted slightly as she watched Jiang Caier's hurriedly leaving back. She was sure that Jiang Caier must have said the same thing to every blind date. However, this little girl was not very experienced and could only fool those stupid women, but she couldn't fool her.

I am very smart, how could I be fooled by you?

There is a saying that goes, "Beware of fire, theft, and best friends." It means that smart women will slander their men in front of their best friends, and only those who are naive will keep praising their men. Even best friends have to be guarded against, so strange women must be guarded against even more. Jiang Caier is guarding against her.

……

"Brother, Zhao Xueqing has an appearance fee of 2000 yuan, so I'm one of them, so shouldn't I get a little more?" Jiang Caier came out and felt a little guilty after meeting up with Li Xiang. She shrugged her shoulders and made a joke.

"Why would you, your own people, take any money?" Li Xiang asked.

"Then I won't perform. How can you be partial to one and ignore the other? Huh, do you think that Zhao Xueqing's relationship with you is based on love but not on courtesy, so you act like that?" Jiang Caier felt a lump in her throat and was about to burst into tears.

"Oh my god, why do you cry so easily? Okay, okay, I'll give you a big red envelope of three thousand yuan when the time comes."

"Hehe, I knew that my brother loves me the most!" Jiang Caier was finally satisfied. In fact, she didn't really want the money, but she just didn't want to lose to Zhao Xueqing.

Whatever Zhao Xueqing has, she must have too!

"What did you mean just now about starting from emotion and ending with courtesy? Don't talk nonsense." Li Xiang warned.

Because this blind date was most likely to fail, although Zhao Xueqing was pretty, he didn't have much feeling for that girl. She was just too pure, pretty to look at, but he couldn't feel any desire for her.

They can be friends or siblings, but he is not attracted to her as a wife or lover. This is a very strange thing. It's not that just any beautiful woman can arouse his feelings.

Reputation is taken very seriously in rural areas. If a blind date fails to result in friendship, it would be bad if it causes negative impact.

"She is 'Qing' and you are 'Li', isn't it the case that love should be expressed in a way that is consistent with propriety?" Jiang Caier said unhappily.

"What's the connection? What's wrong with your head?" Li Xiang was speechless. He was just playing with homophonic puns. But Jiang Caier was really smart. She could think of this.

After a few more blind dates, Li Xiang decided not to go. Anyway, after dealing with so many families, he was done. He couldn't force himself on his grandmother anymore, and the matchmakers also took care of his face.

Well, there’s no guarantee that blind dates will be successful, right?
(End of this chapter)