The infinite sword system has been mastered, and you say this is the dragon clan?

Chapter 182 Yuan Zhisheng: Am I here at the wrong time?
"You are kidding me!" Emiya's voice echoed throughout the church.

The bright sunlight shone through the polished and exquisite stained glass windows on the church walls, casting colorful rays of light. The image of the Holy Spirit white dove on the stained glass window was so vivid in the light that it seemed to be flapping its wings and flying out of the glass.

In the church, in front of the slightly old statue of the crucifix, Uesugi Yue, a part-time community pastor, actually openly brought up such a hot topic involving family ethics after a brief greeting.

Charlotte, who instantly smelled the scent of the big melon, curled up the corners of her mouth and sat on the confessional, swinging her slender legs and soft feet. She smiled and watched the old pastor who was said to be very good at making ramen, facing the two red-haired men and women beside her - Emiya and Eri, as if he wanted to press their heads to "recognize them as his father."

Charlotte was also confused at first. She never expected that the elderly priest Uesugi Yue, whom Emiya said was the ramen chef in the previous second, would start pressing the two red-haired men, Emiya and Eri, and ask them to call him dad in the next second.

Oh my God, does this guy have any shame?
But Charlotte thought again, doesn't this situation, which even Emiya seems unable to cope with, look quite fun?
Anyway, she was not familiar with Uesugi Yue, and had no idea what the true personality of this apron-wearing old man who could make ramen and baptize was like. But judging from his current performance, Charlotte felt that Master Yue had the potential to be a comedian on variety shows.

"No, I've been thinking about this for a long time."

Uesugi Yue looked serious, and he had indeed been thinking for a long time. That's right, since Cervantes and his group of people from the Holy Church brought him the news of the Holy Grail War early in the morning and then left, he had been thinking for more than half an hour!
"You young people probably don't know that right now, Tokyo is very dangerous. No, Tokyo, including the surrounding satellite cities like Yokohama and Saitama, and the Kanto area are not safe either!"

Uesugi Yue's Adam's apple rolled, and his voice tone was exaggeratedly raised, and his gray eyebrows also rose high - when Emiya saw this scene, he inadvertently thought of Lao Tang's long eyebrows. If he wanted to achieve the performance effect of a comedian, it would be better to let Lao Tang do this expression -

"You must not have heard of the kind of thing that caused such a city-level crisis. That is the 'Holy Grail War'!"

The corners of Emiya's mouth twitched, "No, we've heard a long time ago--"

Not only have they heard of it, they also have Charlotte standing next to them, who is one of the Master and Servant of the Holy Grail War!
But Uesugi pulled at his graying temples, his face tense, he refused to admit that the hot news he had just heard in the morning had actually been on Mars for many days! It can only be said that the elderly are not good at high-intensity surfing on the Internet.

"Young people should listen to the advice of the elderly! It is so rude to interrupt someone for no reason!" Uesugi Yue glared at Emiya who tried to answer, with a dissatisfied tone.

"Listen to me, Emiya. I know you are the most capable among this group of people, but the Holy Grail War has already begun. Things are different now. Even someone like you may not be able to guarantee your own safety, let alone an old man like me."

"So I've decided that I must take this opportunity to say everything I need to say! My son and daughter, you must not stay here any longer. If you have the chance, leave now. I've saved a lot of money from selling ramen over the years, so I'll have more than enough to book a few plane tickets for you to Haneda International Airport."

Uesugi Yue seemed to have really taken on the role of an old father, and began to teach the young people earnestly, "You are still young, there is no need to put your head on the belt and work hard, there is no need, there is really no need!"

Emiya and Eri looked at each other, moving their lips as if they wanted to say something but stopped themselves. They couldn't figure out how to deal with Master Yue, who suddenly and inexplicably wanted to be a father and acted so genuinely caring.

Is Master Yue mentally healthy? How about sending him to the hospital to see a psychiatrist?

Charlotte watched with great interest, the smile on her face growing more intense.

Uesugi Yue continued to speak, his tone carrying the nagging and concern typical of an elder:
"Remember what I told you last time? Do what you should do while you are still young, and fall in love when you should. Don't worry about big things like maintaining peace on Earth and preventing the destruction of the world. If the sky falls, there are old men like me to hold it up!"

"And you, Emiya, are so lucky. Why is it that every time I see you, the girls around you are different?" Uesugi Yue's eyes swept over Charlotte who was beside Emiya.

"I mentioned it to you last time. Isn't that Miss Xia Mi here? I feel that this girl is more suitable for you. The one I met once before... Miss Melyuchina is not bad either, but she is a little small."

"And the girl you brought here this time... is Miss Charlotte, right? She's not bad looking either. She'll become a beautiful lady in the future. It's a pity that she's too young now..."

Uesugi Yue was commenting on the girls around Emiya. Assistant Xia Mi probably didn't expect that she would be able to make it to the finals and win in this situation...

"...?"

Charlotte, who was suddenly named and "criticized", suddenly stopped laughing. What does this old man mean? What does he mean? Is he complaining that I am too young... No! When did Miss Charlotte become Emiya's girlfriend?
No, she couldn't go on watching this show like this. This old ramen pastor comedian had no manners when he talked or spoke. Charlotte couldn't imagine what kind of reputation would be spread in the streets and alleys of this community if she let that old man make up stories.

"I say, Master Yue, aren't you being too hasty in caring about these things?" Charlotte couldn't help but interrupt, showing her dissatisfaction and protest.

"What do you mean by being too hasty? What do you know as a little girl? The evolutionary stage of love is marriage! Marriage is the most important event in life!" Uesugi Yue's eyebrows twitched.

Little, girl, baby, baby...

Charlotte gnashed her teeth as she heard Uesugi Yue's words "disdain" her more and more. She couldn't suppress her anger, and her anger was surging. What she hated most in her life was hearing others call her a child, Emiya and this old man! She could tolerate her uncle, but not her aunt!

"What do you, an old man, know about young people's views on love! Marriage is the grave of love, don't you understand? How can the result of mutual attraction due to surging hormones during adolescence be the same as the result of two people rationally thinking about living together?" Charlotte fired back with all her might.

The focus shifted suddenly, and it was Emiya and Eri's turn to watch the fun from the sidelines.

Wow, it turns out that I underestimated little sister Charlotte before. I thought she was a puffer fish that seemed to be inflated but deflated when encountering troubles offline. I didn’t expect that this young lady had a “hidden switch” of “getting mad when being ridiculed for her young age”!
"How could I not understand this? I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice!"

When facing Charlotte, Uesugi Yue obviously acted like he was taking advantage of his seniority - although the age contrast was obvious at a glance, Master Yue couldn't be any older.

"I had just as many absurd experiences when I was young as you, and as a person who has been through it, I have more experience than you. You young people always think you know everything, but in fact, you haven't even figured out the basics of life!"

"Really?" Charlotte smiled coldly, not knowing if this made the old man angry. "Then please explain to me, when did Emiya and Eri become your children? As their friend, I didn't notice it at all!"

What he meant was that you, a frivolous old man, are nothing like Emiya and the other two.

Uesugi Yue was choked by Charlotte's question, but immediately found the words to refute, "Girl, have you heard of intergenerational inheritance? You know, my mother has very rare red hair. This appearance feature is very rare, accounting for less than 1% of the world's population, but your two friends both have red hair!"

Charlotte couldn't help but roll her eyes, disdainful in her heart, "That's it? Do you know how many people are in 1% of the world's population? Your method of recognizing relatives is so arbitrary and crude! Don't Emiya and the others know who their biological parents are?"

"No, I really don't know..." Emiya interrupted in a low voice, and Eri Iiya beside him nodded, her eyes full of confusion and ignorance about the term "biological parents".

"Thanks for the reminder, both of you shut up!" Charlotte glared.

Uesugi Yue continued, "No, not only that, but also... Emiya's bloodline is very excellent! Eri must be the same!"

After the old man finished speaking, he saw that no one present objected, and continued: "...This is all because they inherited my bloodline!"

Charlotte is speechless about Uesugi Yue's constant flattery of himself. She has never been so speechless in her life. If you don't become a comedian, it would be a waste of your eloquence.

"Speaking of this, old man, do you understand genetic inheritance? Let's not argue about whether this method of recognizing kinship is right or not. Let's just do a paternity test and get to the bottom of the matter!"

"Just do it, the result doesn't matter anyway!" Uesugi Yue showed no sign of weakness.

He was about to continue speaking and intensify this "family recognition battle" when he suddenly heard a knock on the door outside the church.

A young man asked outside: "Is anyone here? ... The church is not open at this hour? Is it because I came at the wrong time?"

Emiya and Eri were both shocked, why is it Gen Chisei! ?
(End of this chapter)