The infinite sword system has been mastered, and you say this is the dragon clan?

Chapter 18 "Xiangyang Love Story"

After a while, Potato Chips carefully broke the silence, "Excuse me...is this a logic question or a practical application question?"

Emiya: "...Real-life application questions. Well, how should I put it? This young lady's appearance is very special, which makes it inconvenient for her to show up in public. But she asked me to take her shopping, and as her butler, it's not easy for me to refuse her idea."

"What! No, wait a minute, how can you go and be someone else's housekeeper without permission?" Charlotte, who had just been in a bad mood, actually jumped out again at this time, "Last time I took the initiative to recruit you but you didn't come, and this time you show up and say you are a young lady's housekeeper, you are looking for trouble, right? Wuwuwu, do you have any conscience?"

"Wow, what kind of live minotaur plot is this?"

The potato chip girl started eating melons with great interest. "Can anyone help explain the background? I'm a newbie and I don't understand much."

The Governor of Gaul replied in a very tangled tone, "Sorry, I am pure love."

Emiya is puzzled, why did you guys start supporting the CP for no reason?
He wanted to end the topic quickly, "... Miss Charlotte, I didn't mean to offend you. At that time, I really didn't have the intention of becoming a housekeeper of any family, but the current young lady was introduced by an old partner of mine..."

As Emiya was explaining, the other party suddenly went offline.

Oh, no, where are you, Charlotte?
The Governor of Gaul made a timely comment: "A more reliable guess is that she secretly surfed the Internet during her study time and was discovered by her grandfather."

Alas, everyone sighed in their hearts at the same time, this unlucky child...

But on the bright side, without that person, the topic finally moved in a normal direction.

"In my opinion, shopping doesn't have to be solved with conventional thinking, right?" Potato Chips tried to change his mindset. "You can move the goods from the shops on the street into the house, so that this homely lady can enjoy the fun of shopping without leaving the house!"

The idea of Potato Chip Girl is unique. In ancient times, the prophet Muhammad once said, "The mountains do not see me, but I go to see the mountains." Now there is also such a thought-provoking point of view as "I don't go shopping, but the streets come to me for shopping."

"...These are the thoughts that only a stay-at-home girl would have." Emiya was speechless. Could it be that Lord Wa would ever think that she is not a stay-at-home girl enough in this life?
"!" Potato Chips immediately gave an exclamation mark and thought, damn, it seems that he had accidentally exposed his personal interests and hobbies.

"This is too much trouble. Why don't we make a shopping plan first, buy all the shops and buildings along the way, then clear them all and replace the reception staff with our own people."

The Governor of Gaul spoke eloquently, as if he had finally reached an area that he was familiar with, and he gave advice without hesitation: "First, set your sights on a few more tasteful attractions, such as temples, Taoist temples, churches, and art halls..."

Emiya interrupted the spell, "Wait a minute, the young lady's own home is the largest local attraction, and I checked and it's also a national top cultural and tourist attraction. She must be tired of these things..."

You’ve tasted too much already. Take it away.

"No problem, then change the template to 'rebellious young lady experiencing the indulgent society'," the Governor of Gaul was simply claiming that he could handle women of any personality.

"It is recommended to choose a colorful commercial street or amusement park. As for the final private meeting place, the atmosphere must be emphasized. For example, it can be like whispering during a candlelight dinner in a high-end restaurant. For a more daring one, it can be a private hot spring bath with some relaxing care services. The store can provide equipment so that the dating man and woman can do an ambiguous SPA with each other in the fragrant steam..."

As he watched, Emiya's mouth gradually opened, "Why did it become a date between me and the young lady?"

"Beets! You are the dating guru, that's what you are!" Chips made a "thumbs-up" expression, "If this still doesn't win over that nerdy lady, I will eat this bag of chips right now!"

This person even started to cheat for food and drinks.

"I say, did you misunderstand something?" "No, that's not right," the Governor of Gaul said, "Is it possible that you didn't realize something? She suddenly appointed you to do this. Do you really think she has no feelings towards you at all?"

"Huh?" Emiya was stunned.

Suddenly, a new chat box started flashing messages. It turned out that Potato Chips sent a private message:

"Hello, ignore the playboy speech of the Governor of Gaul. We have a professional team here. Are you interested in learning more? We provide dating services in all areas. We can book a sports car for the whole journey, clear out irrelevant personnel, mobilize the crowd atmosphere group, make-up and costume design, and wedding agency..."

Emiya: "Don't do the last one!"

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So a few days later, Emiya took Wazhu out to the location in a dark Koenigsegg CCR sports car that had been arranged. As soon as they got out of the car, they saw a large fiery red banner propped up in the open-air venue. The red velvet-covered altar table was filled with smoke from the burning incense, but they could still see a few large words on the central background board:
"The opening ceremony of the filming crew of "Legend of the White Snake"!"

Next to it was a promotional poster featuring a certain film and television star as the female lead, White Snake. A white snake was also painted on it as an illustration to indicate that this was the real White Snake.

At this time, when Emiya passed by carrying Wa, he did not cause any commotion. Wa's snake tail did not wrap around him but dragged behind the two of them. It seemed that the fans mistaken him for a Coser wearing props.

Wow, there is such a solution. Emiya feels that the so-called professional team of potato chips has an operation.

But it's not over yet.

After walking a few steps, they bumped into a popular magazine and bookstore. The owner generously placed the current issues of "Xiaoshuohui" and "Zhiyin Manke" and other youth books on the shelf at the door. The beautifully made book posters showed a handsome boy who seemed to have walked out of a book and a girl in a white dress looking at each other affectionately. The girl's lower body was a long snake body, and they also used the hot spots of the TV series next door in a very similar way:

"A new version of the Legend of the White Snake! The forbidden love between a chivalrous young man and a half-human, half-snake lady!"

When Emiya saw it for the first time, his scalp went numb, and he thought that he almost reported their ID numbers. Unexpectedly, the Wa Lord on his back was so happy that he almost bent over with laughter, patted his head and told him to buy a copy quickly.

Then they opened the book and saw that it was about a young genius in swordsmanship who was determined to exorcise demons but accidentally fell into a demon's lair but was rescued by a half-human, half-snake lady by chance.

The boy was forced to serve under her to repay her kindness, but he learned that the eldest lady was often excluded by the tribe and had been under house arrest for many years because of her half-demon body. This time, the eldest lady risked her life to save the boy and was tortured by the elders of the tribe. The boy made up his mind to break through the blockade and save the eldest lady. The two eloped and fell in love, but they were also hunted by the human and demon tribes.

The two accidentally stumbled into a new world and saw that the statue in an ancient temple was half human and half snake. It turned out that the half-demon, who was hated by everyone in his hometown and looked down upon by the demon clan, was the ancient god of this place. The elders of the demon clan imprisoned the eldest daughter because they coveted the bloodline of the gods here.

After the two were discovered, the young lady was immediately worshipped as a goddess by the local ancient god sect. Coincidentally, the army from her hometown came to pursue her, so a huge war caused by the encounter between the boy and the girl began...

Emiya turned to the end of the story and suddenly his mouth twitched, because it ended with "To be continued".

Who the hell is this author? Why did he end it here?

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