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Chapter 76 God said, Let there be light! [Please vote and read]

Ye Fan's face was twisted at this moment, his legs were pressed together, and he breathed in a cold air. He felt as if someone had stuffed a rolling pin into his back door.

With the strength of his sphincter, theoretically he could flatten HB400 rebar, but this time, no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't close the open back door!
What a weird ability!

Damn land dog!
Be born!
ruthless!

It really hurts!
As a man, being attacked in this way was like being subjected to the ultimate insult by a big guy. Ye Fan's young mind suffered 10,000 points of critical damage, which left him with a serious psychological trauma.

Lu Xian has always been a kind-hearted person and couldn't bear to see his good brothers suffer, so he closed his eyes helplessly.

Out of sight, out of heart - no pain!

Hei Zai, you better think clearly before you speak, otherwise I really won’t be able to control my fingers from pinching the seal, and I’ll give you the legend of blooming seventy or eighty times in one second…

"Heizi, why do you look so painful? Are you seriously injured internally? Do you need my help?" Lu Xian closed his eyes with a look of great concern.

Your mother is-

"No... Don't bother Brother Lu. It's just a minor injury, not worth mentioning!!!"

Ye Fan responded with a twisted smile and gritted teeth.

Smiling on the surface, but annoyed inside.

Damn you Lu Gou, you are actually crying wolf here. Today, I, Ye Tiandi, will fight you to the death with my whole life!

Come on, let’s hurt each other!
Die with me!!!
"Brother Lu, the last time we went to Qing..."

"Snapped!"

Lu Xian interrupted Ye Fan by slapping him on the shoulder. He opened his eyes and pointed in a direction with a serious expression. There was a little rabbit eating grass there. He said solemnly, "Ye Zi, did you see that little wild rabbit? It might have eaten grass that it shouldn't have eaten!"

At this moment, Ye Fan felt his anus relax, and his whole body felt relaxed. A smile instantly appeared on his face. He had made the right bet!
Lu Gou, ah Lu Gou, there are times when you are afraid. I have your lifeline in my hands!
Now the offense and defense are reversed. Be prepared to bear the wrath of me, Emperor Ye Tian, and obey my orders from now on!

Ye Fan nonchalantly looked in the direction of Lu Xian's finger and nodded in agreement, "It's just an ordinary rabbit. Brother Lu, why do you care what kind of grass it eats? Aren't you being too controlling?"

Lu Xian had a compassionate expression on his face, and he recited slowly and devoutly:
“God said, ‘Let there be light,’ and there was light!”

He answered the question irrelevantly. Ye Fan frowned, not quite understanding what he meant. How could a little wild rabbit eating grass be related to Western theology?

The next second, Lu Xian's pious expression disappeared, and he spoke calmly:

"I said, 'There must be an arrow,' and there was an arrow in its mouth!"

"Oh shit!"

The little wild rabbit was eating grass, and its mouth suddenly swelled up. Then it kicked its legs and rolled its eyes. Its mouth was too small to spit it out, and the arrows were too big to swallow. It choked to death in a short while...

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This shocking scene caused a drop of cold sweat to slide down Ye Fan's forehead.

Got it!

Hastily!
No wonder Lu Gou said things like rabbit, grass, god, and light!

I almost forgot that Lu Gou has this super trick without a horse!
He is like the god of feces descended from the sky, the real god of poop on earth!
Being hit by this vicious move is more painful than dying on the spot!

Even after eighty years of death, if he was hit he would crawl out of the grave and cry out that his death was so miserable.

Opening an ass, in front of such a vicious move, seems to be just child's play. Ye Fan's mouth twitched repeatedly, his invincible heart quickly collapsed, and he had lost the courage to fight to the death. Lu Gou's moral upper limit is limited, but his lower limit is absolutely unlimited.

Can't gamble!
Don’t you see, even the little girl nestling in Lu Gou’s arms has an extremely solemn expression and horror in her eyes. This move is too cruel and shocking. Even the emperor was afraid of it, let alone him, a mere monk from the Wheel Sea?
"By the way, Ye Hei, what did you say just now? The Qing... Qing what did we go to last time?"

Lu Xian asked with a smile.

Thief Sun!

There are exceptions for going against the will of heaven, but if you go against me, there is no chance of survival!
Think it over before you speak.

"green……"

Ye Fan's mind was working rapidly. Rabbits cannot eat grass randomly, just like he cannot talk nonsense, otherwise the rabbit's fate will be the same as his.

After just one second, Ye Fan adjusted his position and said righteously, "Of course it's Qing... Qing Grassland. Brother Lu, have you forgotten the happy day when we roasted a whole lamb together on Qing Qing Grassland? Well, it's not important..."

"Brother Lu, your sister-in-law is so beautiful, why don't you introduce her to your brothers?"

Zhu Zhuqing listened to the two people's overt and covert exclamation from the side, and was confused the whole time. She felt that the two people were talking about something else, but she couldn't guess what they were saying implicitly.

When Ye Fan called her sister-in-law, her cheeks flushed and her thoughts were thrown out of her mind. She could see that although Lu Xian and Ye Fan had a sharp argument, their friendship was still very deep.

She didn't want to embarrass her boyfriend in front of outsiders, so she took the initiative to step forward from behind Lu Xian and greeted him openly, "Hello, I'm Zhu Zhuqing, a level 30 agility attack spirit master, with the spirit of the Netherworld Spirit Cat. Lu Xian and I have just started dating, so I'm not yet...sister-in-law."

Ye Fan:?
What is she talking about?
What about the agility attack-type soul master, the Netherworld Spirit Cat...

I don’t understand at all!
"Awesome! The Netherworld Spirit Cat Martial Spirit, it sounds like a top-grade martial spirit! I didn't expect that my sister-in-law is actually a level 30 great soul master! She is truly a heroine, and women are as good as men!" Ye Fan raised his thumbs and complimented her, calling her sister-in-law all the time. The little cat looked helpless, but she was very happy in her heart.

It’s just… uh… is level 30 really that awesome?
She didn't know much about the combat power level of this world. The few enemies she saw were all like Muggles and were dealt with in two moves. Maybe flying people and soul beast-like beasts shouldn't be too weak, right?

Could it be that I overestimated them?

The kitten was a little confused.

The corner of Lu Xian's mouth twitched, "Stop praising me, hurry up and leave. If you keep talking, someone from the Jiang family will come!"

Ye Fan reacted and quickly made a few seals. Complex formation patterns were quickly outlined under the feet of several people. After a while, a cloud rose up. This was the cloud climbing technique, a useless little spell that was commonly used by immortal sects.

It requires a cultivator to reach the Life Spring Realm to perform this technique, but a cultivator in the Life Spring Realm can ride a rainbow by himself, and the flying speed is much faster than the Cloud Climbing Technique.

Therefore, this kind of useless spell is not actually used in many scenarios. It is mostly used when the elders of the immortal sect take their newly-cultivated disciples out for a trip.

Ye Fan also learned this little magic from Elder Han’s legacy, and this is the first time he uses it.

The white clouds carried the people up to the sky, and the mountains and rivers passed by slowly. The little cat nervously grasped Lu Xian's clothes, and she suddenly understood something...

"Brother Lu, do you want to accompany me to the ancient forbidden land?" Ye Fan, who was standing in front riding a cloud, turned around and asked.

"No, send us to Yandu. I'll take Zhuqing to wander around here, and you can take the little girl with you." Lu Xian shook his head in response. He would not go to the ancient forbidden land. It would be a thankless task. Wouldn't it be better to wait and reap the benefits?

"Stop, I'm already here..."

Ye Fan is very cunning. With Lu Xian accompanying him, even if something happens, he will take care of it. There is a high probability that he will be safe. If he goes alone, he will lose his life if something happens.

Lu Xian smiled faintly when he heard this: "Ye Hei, you have now broken through the Life Spring and have become a mature Ancient Saint Body. Don't worry and move forward boldly. I will provide you with all the help except for the actual action."

Ye Fan:......

(End of this chapter)