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Chapter 56: Heaven Did Not Give Birth to Me, Xiao Huohuo [Please Vote and Read]

After Lu Xian learned a few fighting skills from Yao Lao, he no longer wanted more. These fighting skills were only suitable for a transition in the early stage, giving him some more means in combat. In fact, they were far inferior to some of Beidou's sacred techniques.

There was still some time before nightfall, so the three were not in a hurry to leave. Instead, under the leadership of Xiao Yan, they came to the Xiao Family Market in Wutan City and strolled around the stalls on both sides of the road, intending to see the world.

The various herbs and magic cores sold in these stalls are really dizzying.

Wutan City is close to the Monster Mountain Range, and many mercenaries settle here. They use the power of the three major families to maintain order in the market and trade the spoils of hunting in the Monster Mountain Range. Therefore, the flow of people in each market is basically large, and there is a constant stream of pedestrians coming and going.

There are many aged medicinal herbs on the stalls on both sides, all of which contain rich life essence, which can help in the practice of the secret realm method and open up the sea of suffering.

"The Douqi Continent is really prosperous. I am a little envious of it. It is not easy to get some cultivation resources here..."

Ye Fan's eyes swept over each medicinal herb and he sighed softly. In the mortal worlds like Beidou Yandu, there were far fewer resources for cultivation than here, and they would not be displayed ostentatiously on both sides of the road and sold like street stalls.

In Beidou, all kinds of resources are basically monopolized by the immortal gates.

Ordinary people are ordinary people, and immortals are immortals. Although the two have some contact, they are also clearly distinguished from each other.

Unlike the Douqi Continent, everyone practices Douqi, so lower-quality cultivation resources are not difficult to obtain. It can even be said to be very easy. In a small Xiaojia Market, there are hundreds or thousands of years old medicinal herbs. The three of them have seen quite a few along the way.

"For ordinary practitioners who are just starting out, the environment in Douqi Continent is indeed more suitable for growth than Beidou."

Lu Xian nodded in agreement, "But when you go to the Northern Territory in the future, you will find that it is the real treasure land."

"Oh? How do you mean?" Ye Fan became interested.

"There are endless sources in the Northern Territory..." Lu Xian smiled and didn't say much. There were too many people here and it was not suitable to discuss these things.

Endless source?

This short sentence was enough to make Ye Fan's heart burn with excitement.

"If we go further, we will be out of the range of my Xiao family market. Do you want to go to Miter Auction House? I have an acquaintance there. Brother Lu, she helped me deal with the things you gave me in red envelopes twice. She is also an old acquaintance of mine."

Xiao Yan turned around and said in front of the two people.

"Compared to the auction house, I actually want to ask you two a question." Lu Xian stared in one direction and asked: "Have you two ever visited prostitutes?"

The two of them didn't quite understand Brother Lu's train of thought. They wondered if they had heard it wrong and looked stunned.

"what?"

"What's the matter?"

Lu Xian thought they didn't hear clearly, so he added: "Have you ever had your feet massaged? Emperor Yu? Slender jade hands? Danfeng Chaoyang? Ice, fire and poisonous dragon?"

"Ahem... I'm very interested. Please tell me in detail." Xiao Yan did not answer the question directly. He took a step closer and listened seriously.

"Compared to the auction house, I'm actually more interested in that..."

At this time, Lu Xian pointed to a three-story building about a hundred meters ahead on the road. It was antique and had fluttering red silk ribbons.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan looked in the direction of his finger, and saw a young woman at the entrance of the building, dressed in cool and colorful clothes, with a charming smile on her face. From a distance, they could hear a faint voice coming over, "Sir, come and play..."

It’s getting dark, and the roast chickens in the brothel are out to solicit customers!
Xiao Yan:......

I was wondering why Brother Lu suddenly asked such a question.

I, Xiao Yan, am somewhat of a celebrity in Wutan City. If I were to visit a brothel, wouldn't my heroic deeds be spread all over the streets by tomorrow?

How can I face my father, how can I face Xun'er!
Although I also want to go and broaden my horizons, I can't go to the brothel in Wutan City!

Xiao Yan wanted to refuse, "Brother Lu, I'm suddenly not very interested anymore..."

Lu Xian glanced at Xiao Yan and said, "You seem to be a strong and heroic boy. You are not still a little boy in your two lifetimes combined, are you? You have never been to such elegant places that only men can go to?" "How is that possible! In my last life..." Xiao Yan wanted to argue.

Lu Xian didn't give him a chance to explain, and looked at Ye Fan beside him, "Ye Hei, what about you? You're over 25, right? You're almost , right? You're not also a..."

"I'm definitely not!"

Ye Fan's expression became serious, and he looked very experienced. He talked freely, "I am a frequent visitor to the foot massage parlor on Earth. I have also visited many brothels in Beidou. Now that I have the opportunity, how can I not go to see the brothels in Douqi Continent?"

"I think Brother Lu's suggestion is very good. We must go there to inspect and severely criticize their immoral behavior!"

"Brother Kadian, what do you say? It's not true that I've been a virgin for both of my lives combined, right? Tsk tsk, then..."

There was a faint smile on Ye Fan's lips.

"How can it be!"

Xiao Yan finally found an opportunity to speak and prove himself, and he immediately argued with a red face, "Although I am still a virgin in this life, in my last life, I slept with at least 70 or 80 female students, and drove a Cadillac. How is it possible that I am still a virgin in two lives combined!"

Since it was a matter of reputation, Xiao Yan argued with reason and was determined to defend his reputation today. However, he didn't know that a figure in green came from not far away and stood quietly behind him.

"I tell you, if my dad hadn't been watching over me, I would have rotted away in that place a long time ago!"

Lu Xian and Ye Fan looked at each other and exchanged glances.

"Do you want to stop him from talking?" "I think not!" "Good brother, you have the same idea as me!"

The two of them looked shocked at the same time, as if to say, "I never knew you were so awesome, old man."

Seeing this, Xiao Yan became more and more motivated and quickly added code.

"You know my old friends, they would get a 20% discount if they mentioned my name to get a foot massage. You can't imagine how familiar I was with the mother of Tian Shang Ren Jian at that time!"

"Just shout it out, and those who are on duty have to come over and give me priority service!"

"Awesome!" "I admire you!"

Facing the two thumbs up, Xiao Yan suddenly felt a sense of heroism in his heart, like a peerless master standing alone on the top of the Five Mountains, overlooking all the other mountains. He recalled a famous saying that he had seen by chance before, and blurted it out without even thinking!

"Have you not heard:

There are three million prostitutes in the world, and they all have to bow their heads when they see me!
If Heaven had not given birth to me, Xiao Huohuo, my life would have been as dark as ever!
Bi! Come——"

My god, he's so impressive!

Lu Xian and Ye Fan looked solemnly, without looking away, and their faces showed sincere admiration from the bottom of their hearts, which did not seem to be fake.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Yan finally revealed a smug smile, and ended his speech with this sentence, which was so powerful and vast that it was unmatched and enough to shock people. Not only did he defend his reputation today, he also deeply shocked the two people who had teased him, making them realize how insignificant they were.

This is me, Xiao Yan!

"Ah~" Yao Lao in the ring covered his face and sighed. It's great to be young. You can say anything you want, but your brain may...

"Silly boy, why don't you turn around and take a look before you show off..."

Yao Lao's voice rang in his ears. After a brief moment of daze, Xiao Yan's smug smile suddenly froze on his face. His face began to twitch and his neck turned away stiffly.

Behind him, a young girl appeared without knowing when. She had a delicate and fair face, and was wearing a long green dress. Her temperament was as elegant as a newly blooming green lotus.

The lotus emerges from clear water, naturally without any embellishment, she is a beauty in her element.

Seeing that she was discovered, the girl smiled gently and said, "Brother Xiao Yan, why do you look so ugly?"

(End of this chapter)