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Chapter 52: Shaolin Stool Technique, Striving for Principle [Seeking Tickets and Reading]

"Suffer it!
The 'grenade' seems to have hit a passerby. I don't know if the person is dead or not. I hope they can still be rescued..."

Lu Xian was startled, picked up the little girl and ran over to check.

……

Yu Xiaogang felt that he was very unlucky.

He was about to leave Notting City to do something, and then set out to Soto City to find Tang San. Who knew that just after leaving Notting City, a ball covered with cracks and emitting strong light suddenly fell from the sky...

As luck would have it, the ball hit him on the head. This impact was the last straw that broke the camel's back. The crystal ball, which was already in danger, exploded directly!

The fragments from the explosion pierced his head all over. It looked like a hedgehog with wounds everywhere and blood gushing out.

"What is that?" Yu Xiaogang endured the pain, gritted his teeth and pulled out a piece of debris to look at it. His vision was blurred by the blood and he couldn't tell what it was for a moment. He turned his head and looked around, wanting to see who was so wicked as to throw glass at him.

"Sorry, sorry!" Lu Xian knew he was in the wrong, so he started apologizing from a distance, running over with the little girl in his arms.

"Don't you have eyes?" Yu Xiaogang roared in anger when he saw the culprit. Fortunately, the explosion of this thing was not very powerful and the fragments only pierced his scalp, otherwise he would have died on the spot.

"I'm sorry, old man. I really didn't notice there was someone here." Lu Xian put Xiao Nannan down, walked forward and said sincerely: "Old man, let me help you pull out the fragments. I have some elixirs for external and internal use, which should be able to relieve your pain..."

"unnecessary!"

What kind of elixir? Yu Xiaogang traveled around Douluo Continent for a long time when he was young, so he has seen the world, but he has never heard of such a thing as elixir. Whether it is for external application or internal consumption, even dogs will not believe it.

Besides, how could he possibly eat something given by a stranger, let alone a stranger who made him so miserable.

Yu Xiaogang now just wanted to remove the fragment stuck in his head and bandage it quickly.

He took a long breath and suddenly used his soul power to squeeze out the crystal fragments stuck in his scalp. Because he used too much force and his strength was weak, he failed to control his soul power for a moment, and along with the crystal fragments, there were also blood splatters that shot out nearly half a meter high.

The scene looked as if his head was a shower head, which was very funny.

Lu Xian jumped back to avoid being affected by the spurting blood. This scene was really hard to watch. He thought about all the sad things in the past and tried not to laugh out loud.

"Puchi~ Hahaha! Brother Lu's head is so funny!" The little girl next to him didn't care so much. She didn't understand anything about human relationships. She just said whatever came to her mind with a child's mentality.

"What are you laughing at!" Yu Xiaogang was very angry. He took out a bandage from his bag, wrapped it around his head, and shouted angrily.

He has made himself into this state, yet he still has the nerve to smile. What an uneducated kid.

The little girl was yelled at and hugged Lu Xian's thigh in fear. She remembered what Brother Lu had told her before, that if she met someone she disliked in the future, she should recite the forty-eight-character mantra to him. She timidly recited: "When the sun comes, the rising east sun, the red mist is shrouded, like a curtain of gauze..."

Seeing that Yu Xiaogang's face was getting darker and darker, Lu Xian hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth.

"I'm sorry, old man. Children's words are innocent. Don't take them seriously." The corners of his mouth twitched. He almost couldn't hold it together because he used his head as a showerhead. Now Nannan stabbed him again. The corners of his mouth kept curling up. He really couldn't hold it back anymore...

"She is just a child and doesn't care about what she says. What are you laughing at? You really have no manners at all!"

"Old man, I have received professional training and I usually don't laugh..."

"The corners of your mouth are all pulled like that, and you still say you're not smiling!"

"I have dry teeth and need to expose them to dry from time to time..."

When Yu Xiaogang heard this, his nose almost got crooked with anger. Listen, is this human language?
What about dryness-heat syndrome? It's clearly made up. How can teeth get this disease?

You are just gloating!

Yu Xiaogang said angrily: "That's enough! You two little brats, you must apologize to me. I, Yu Xiaogang, also have a temper. Otherwise, don't blame me for taking action. I will teach you a lesson on behalf of your elders!"

This young man must be a spirit master, because he was so confident just now. But Yu Xiaogang is not afraid either, because not everyone is as good as his disciple Tang San.

What kind of young talents can survive in Nottingham City?
Considering the young man's age and his identity as a native of a small place like Notting City, Yu Xiaogang had to think carefully before he dared to say that he would teach Lu Xian a lesson. Otherwise, he was really afraid that... he would not be able to win.

Yu Xiaogang?
Lu Xian was startled at this moment, and asked in surprise: "You said your name is Yu Xiaogang?"

"Is that Yu Xiaogang from the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family? The Yu Xiaogang who proposed the ten core competitive advantages of martial spirits?" "Oh? It seems you have heard of me!"

Yu Xiaogang felt a little proud. He didn't expect that this kid had read the theoretical book on the ten core competitive strengths of martial arts that he had published. Maybe he was even his fan.

"So Yu Xiaogang is you!"

Seeing him admit it, Lu Xian showed a kind smile.

The guilt of accidentally hurting a passerby in my heart was completely gone now. As everyone knows, Yu Xiaogang cannot be considered a human being.

It’s time to settle the score for yelling at my little girl just now.

"Yes, it's me, but they usually call me Master, you can call me that too."

Since he is his fan, Yu Xiaogang wants to be generous and let him apologize.

With his hands behind his back, he acted like a teacher and said, "Fortunately, it was me you hit today, otherwise others might not be as easy to talk to as I am. Just apologize to me, and I won't argue with you about this matter..."

He didn't even finish his sentence.

Then, the young man in front of him suddenly made a very strange pose and shouted, "The Eighteen Bronze Men of Shaolin Temple!"

Lu Xian kicked him to the ground with lightning speed, took out a bench from his ring, and put it on his head!

A new storm has emerged!

"Shaolin Temple's unique martial arts, the Prison Chaos Cape Stool Technique!"

"Crackling——"

"Wait! I'm Yu Xiaogang..."

"bang bang bang-"

"I hit Yu Xiaogang, no mistake, you can rest assured!"

In a short while, Yu Xiaogang was beaten so badly that his nose and face were swollen, his head was three times bigger, his eyes were swollen, and he could hardly open his eyes. He lay on the ground twitching, looking almost unrecognizable.

He raised his finger with difficulty and trembling, moving his lips and saying tremblingly: "If you don't listen to reason, my Blue Lightning... Tyrannosaurus... family... will not let you go..."

"You want to be reasonable, right? Fine! Then I'll argue with you..."

Lu Xian shook his hand, and his martial spirit quickly changed into a strange weapon with a long handle, a round head, and an outer circle covered with serrations, with a big "Li" character in the middle.

Yu Xiaogang's face was blue and purple, and he couldn't stop twitching violently. "Is this what you call arguing with reason?"

"Of course this is my argument!"

"call--"

The huge word "Li" was smashed into his crotch the next second before Yu Xiaogang could say anything more. It was a big, heavy cock!
A scream shook the earth!

There is a saw!

Is this circle of gears enough for sawing?
rational!

Is there a word "Li" in the middle of the gear?
powerful!

Did I use enough force this time?
There is dispute!

Wasn’t the verbal dispute just now considered an argument?

Whatever you want, we have it!

He, Lu Xian, is actually a person who likes to reason.

(End of this chapter)