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Chapter 47 Brother Lu has a small brain! [Brother Nangong gave me a reward for an extra chapter]
Chapter 47 Brother Lu has a small brain! [Brother Nangong gave me a reward for an extra chapter]
An ordinary hotel in Nottingham.
"Is this her origin?"
Zhu Zhuqing sat on the sofa with her legs crossed and her chin supported by her hands, staring with some surprise at the little girl not far away who was holding a brush, kneeling on a roll of paper, and writing seriously.
"Yeah." Lu Xian nodded. He had just told Xiao Nannan's origins. There was nothing to hide from the little kitten.
"Brother Lu, I've finished writing it!"
The little girl happily climbed up from the paper roll, held up the brush to seek credit, and wanted to invite Brother Lu to come over and see the results of her learning.
Lu Xian seemed to see his own past self on her confident little face. He recalled the time in kindergarten when he held up the test paper and boasted to the sky. The teacher looked at his face and got a black pockmark, so he went home and swept his buttocks with a broom...
Compared to how “clever” I am, my little girl’s “test paper” shouldn’t be so unsightly.
The little girl at this moment was wearing a fresh blue palace embroidered dress. Her skin was fair and tender with a rosy glow. Her two pigtails were adorned with silver chain leaf ornaments. She looked as delicate as a porcelain doll from a fairy tale, and was very lovely.
There is no trace of the pitiful look he had before.
No one knows better than Lu Xian how to raise a child properly!
"Oh? Brother Lu, come and have a look."
Lu Xian walked forward with a smile, rubbed the little girl's head, and glanced at the roll of toilet paper spread on the carpet.
The sun is about to arrive, and the morning light is rising in the east.
The crimson mist covers the sky like silk curtains.
The sun is shining brightly, and the mist is splashing.
The red stone winter stream looks like an agate pond.
The sun is shining in the evening, and the warm dreams are like joy.
Sleeping, wandering, and bathing, like a pheasant dancing.
good good!
The forty-eight-character mantra, not a single word wrong.
There is a successor, there really is a successor!
I feel very comforted!
Lu Xian smiled and gave a thumbs up, not sparing his praise: "Well written, Nannan is awesome!"
"Brother Lu, how should we practice this unique skill?" The little girl was very happy to get the affirmation, but she was also a little confused. She had a good memory and could remember the forty-eight mantras after Brother Lu taught her once, but she could not understand the meaning.
"It's very simple. From now on, when your daughter sees someone she hates, just recite these forty-eight unique mantras to her. As she recites them over and over again, she will learn them." Lu Xian taught her patiently.
"Nannan, I understand!" The little girl jumped up happily. It turned out that this unique skill was so simple.
What is the unique skill?
Zhu Zhuqing thought that Lu Xian was just teaching ordinary calligraphy, but she didn't expect it to be a unique skill?
He walked forward to check it out with great interest, then frowned slightly, then he thought about it carefully, and finally... he suddenly realized!
There was a hint of weirdness in the look he gave Lu Xian.
You must be very healthy to teach these to children, right?
Of course, Lu Xian’s little dark horse is super healthy and can eat ten kilograms of grass in one meal!
[Ye Fan: I just sent away a little ancestor, and here comes a little grass spirit. This little grass spirit is always beside me and disturbing my cultivation. It seems to want to convey some message, but I really can't understand it. Brother Lu, I hate you! ]
[Ye Fan: I can’t practice properly anymore, I’m desperate, I miss you! ]
【Lu Xian: Then pick a bad day, this way you can turn it into a good day.】
[Xiao Yan: Can we meet again after a while? The old sow from the wife's family of the youngest son of my third uncle's second cousin's fourth aunt's grandson's son-in-law is about to give birth soon. I'm afraid that you will be reincarnated into my family.]
Starting from zero frame, two things are born, and your horse is gone!
Ye Fan looked at the little grass spirit that was circling around him beside the cauldron, and his mentality changed drastically. It was a mentality of having no desire to live and just wanting to lie down and die.
[Yan Lingji: Why can the three of you communicate, uh... like this...]
She seemed to be unable to think of a good adjective. [Lu Xian: Don't be envious, learn more and understand more, you can also be a fire-fighting girl. By the way, how did you have time to join the three-person water group team? ]
[Yan Lingji: It was getting dark, I found an abandoned village on the road to stay, I couldn't sleep, there were so many mosquitoes, I burned a group of them with fire, and then another group flew in from the window, biting me as soon as I closed my eyes, leaving so many bites, it was so itchy that it made me angry! ]
[Xiao Yan: This is easy. I will teach you. This is amazing wisdom from more than 2,000 years ago. You just need to use your fingernails to make a cross on the mosquito bite, and the exorcism process will be completed. The itching will stop.]
[Ye Fan: It's clearly the word "nail rice"! ]
[Xiao Yan: Nailing the cross is the correct method! ]
[Ye Fan: I personally tested that the cross would itch, so nailing the rice character can successfully exorcise the evil spirits! ]
[Xiao Yan: I won't argue with you. The minority should obey the majority. What do you think, Brother Lu? ]
【Lu Xian: I think he should be crucified too...】
[Xiao Yan: @Ye Fan, look, look, I said the cross is useful, the minority must obey the majority! ]
[Lu Xian: After nailing the cross, I always take a cross screwdriver and unscrew the bag. This is the only way to completely exorcise the evil spirits! ]
[Ye Fan: Huh?]
【Xiao Yan: Huh?】
Case solved!
Everyone else has bound feet, but Brother Lu is different. He may have bound his cerebellum!!!
……
Zhu Zhuqing went to the bathroom to take a shower. She had been traveling all day. After arriving in Notting City, she took the little girl shopping for clothes and went to the Martial Soul Branch Hall to buy martial soul awakening stones, soul power crystal balls and other things. She was really tired, and she just wanted to soak in the bathtub and relax.
The task of coaxing the little girl was ruthlessly thrown to Lu Xian.
Cultivating the relationship with Lu Xianle is his golden legion in the future, and it is his responsibility!
Lights out.
He lay on his side on the bed, supporting his head with one hand and gently patting his little girl with the other, telling her the touching love story of the mermaid and the prince, trying to coax her to sleep.
The little girl curled up her thin body as usual. It was the first time for her to feel in such a warm bed. Her big black and bright eyes looked at Lu Xian quietly with a peaceful smile on her lips. She had never felt the company of her loved ones before. Brother Lu Xian was the brightest light in her little heart.
"A long time ago, there was a prince who was sailing on the sea..."
"Later, a strong wind suddenly blew up on the sea, and the prince accidentally fell into the sea..."
"The prince is stupid and can't swim..."
"Fortunately, at this time, a mermaid princess rescued the prince and sent him back to the shore..."
"It was the first time the prince saw the mermaid princess. He became curious and interested in her. He waited on the shore for many days, hoping to see the mermaid princess who saved him again. But the mermaid princess never appeared again..."
"Later, the prince went back to his country and read books. He finally found out the race of the mermaid princesses and the areas where they live..."
"According to the books, mermaids are the darlings of heaven and earth..."
A faint and even snoring sound came from beside him. Lu Xian lowered his voice and finished the story.
"It's a good thing..."
"Later, he fished out the mermaid and made soup with it. From then on, the kingdom's national strength developed rapidly..."
There will be a chapter about the main character’s look and little girl’s new look later on.
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(End of this chapter)
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