Chat group: People in Douluo bring disaster to the world.

Chapter 4 Tang Sangui and his enthusiastic group members

Lu Xian simply checked the group files of the chat group.

"On the Heavens and Myriad Worlds", "Detailed Explanation of the Mutual Aid Group of the Heavens", "On the Roundness of the Heaven and the Squareness of the Earth", "On the Stars in the Constant Universe", "On..."

These are all things that introduce the world view, and may be of great use to people in worlds like Lu Xueqi and Yan Lingji, making it easier for them to understand the existence of the chat group.

But for Lu Xian, it's really useless.

Chat group.

[Lu Xian: Don’t welcome me yet. Friends, I have something to ask you. There is a loli girl with a baby face and big breasts lying in front of me, and she is at my mercy. What should I do next? ]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu Xian integrated into the chat group very quickly! ]

[Xiao Yan: I have a good suggestion! ]

[Xiao Yan: I think you should take off her clothes, her pants, and then her underwear.]

[Xiao Yan: Then pull out the rubber band from my underwear, make it into a slingshot, and shoot at her window! ]

Fight to break the world.

At the Xiao family in Wutan City, Xiao Yan laughed “gee gee gee” and a new member finally arrived in the chat group.

The girl named Lu Xueqi in the group is like an ice cube and can't say a few words all day long. She is not interesting at all.

Tang Daxian is good at fortune-telling, but he is too mysterious, so he can't find anyone who can chat with him in the group.

it's good now!

This guy named Lu Xian is an interesting guy at first glance. He started driving a shared bike as soon as he arrived. As long as he understands the functions of the chat group, he probably won’t be so bored in the group in the future.

[Ye Fan: Is this a serious chat group? Why do I see people doing HS as soon as I get here? Is it too late for me to get off now? ]

Cover the world.

In an ancient city in the Eastern Wilderness, Ye Fan was eating supper in an inn. After reading the group file introduction of the chat group, he had basically figured out what this chat group was.

Although he didn't know where this chat group came from, he accepted these things very quickly.

Especially the familiar penguin chat interface made Ye Fan feel very close.

[Xiao Yan: The car door has been welded shut. No one can get out of the car today!]

[Ye Fan: Brother Xiao Yan is really good at making jokes! Could it be...?]

【Xiao Yan: Could it be...】

[Ye Fan: Imperial Jade Liquor! ]

【Xiao Yan: One hundred and eighty per cup! 】

[Ye Fan: Hammer 80! ]

【Xiao Yan: Small hammer forty! 】

[Xiao Yan: It’s my turn to ask you! ]

[Ye Fan: Come on! ]

【Xiao Yan: Please listen to the question! 】

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend has her period! ]

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! ]

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend is sick! ]

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water! ! ]

[Xiao Yan: What should I do if my girlfriend is angry! ]

[Ye Fan: Drink more hot water!!!]

[Xiao Yan: Tears well up in my eyes, brother! ]

[Ye Fan: Tears welled up in my eyes, brother! ]

【Lu Xueqi: I always feel like what you guys are saying isn't good.】

[Tang Daxian, who is good at fortune-telling: Haha, it seems that the new kid has integrated quickly and is very energetic. ]

[Tang Daxian, who is good at fortune-telling: @Yan Lingji, Baiyue Fairy, don’t you plan to come out and say hello to everyone? 】

Earth.

In a rental house in Shanghai, a thin young man with ordinary looks stared at the chat screen in front of him with the corners of his mouth curled up wildly.

"Great! A future Ye Fan Ye Tiandi has come. As long as I can fool him and find a chance to travel back in time and get a Dao Seed of the Desolate Tiandi, I will have no shortage of cultivation techniques. I still don't need to cultivate Dou Qi. Laying the foundation is so difficult that even dogs don't practice."

"There is also a Qin Dynasty Chinese comic goddess Yan Lingji. This chat group really understands me. They are giving away both martial arts techniques and beauties!"

"But what the hell is this Lu Xian from Douluo Continent?"

"Is there such a character in Douluo Continent?"

Tang Sangui was a little puzzled, and after a brief thought, he really couldn't remember such a person.

"It should be just a minor role in Douluo Continent. It's just a fantasy tile anyway, it doesn't matter!"

"I have to find a way to figure out their timeline so I can trick them..."

At this moment, the phone suddenly rang with a message alert.

Tang Sangui picked it up and took a look. It was a message from his ex-girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend: San Gui, I regret breaking up with you, let’s get back together, okay?
Tang Sangui was stunned, then sneered, I am a man who has a chat group plug-in, do you think you are worthy?

"Forget it, I'll just pretend to please them first. I can't sleep with top beauties like Yan Lingji and Lu Xueqi for now, so I have to fool them for a while. This woman is pretty, so I'll get back together with her and sleep with her. When I can fool those beauties in the world, I'll kick her out."

Tang Sangui began tapping on the screen, typing away.

Tang Sangui: Rongrong, you promised to be my girlfriend before the New Year, but I didn't expect you to break up with me after the New Year. Crying expression.jpg
Tang Sangui: Rongrong, was there something I didn’t do well enough before?
Ex-girlfriend: San Gui, I was impulsive before, let’s get back together, I will treat you well in the future.

Tang Sangui: Great, I'm so happy! Smiley face.jpg
Ex-girlfriend: Yeah, today is Mid-Autumn Festival, Sangui, won’t you come to my house to give me some gifts?
Ex-girlfriend: Remember to bring ten packs of soft Huazi and ten boxes of Maotai for my dad, and also spend 6 yuan each to buy clothes for me and my mom.

Ex-girlfriend: You don’t need to bring the others. It’s not easy for you to make money. Ex-girlfriend: Oh, that’s right!

Ex-girlfriend: I bought two boxes of milk for my uncle and aunt, you can take them back when the time comes!
Tang Sangui held the phone in silence for a while, stared at the screen and rubbed his eyes hard, wondering if he had seen it wrong.

However, those words are still those words.

The bloody stings hurt people's eyes.

"Fuck you, you stinky bitch!"

Tang San threw the phone away in a fit of rage and smashed it against the wall, instantly breaking into pieces.

"You bastard, you cheated me once and you still want to cheat me again. You really think I'm your fool! When I practice the Heaven Covering Technique, if I don't kill your whole family, I will call you Tang San dog!!!"

Tang Sangui was so angry that he was shaking all over.

It took me a while to calm down and I started to feel sorry for my phone.

"Forget it, it's just a cell phone. Once I've mastered the Heaven Covering Technique, I can walk around the world like a madman. Even nuclear bombs can't do anything to me. By then, I'll have nothing to lose."

He adjusted his mood and looked at the chat group.

[Yan Lingji: Who are you? ]

【Lu Xian: I want to ask too! 】

Douluo World.

Lu Xian glanced back and forth at the names of the six people in the group. One of them looked obviously wrong. He started to act like a native...

[Xiao Yan: Didn’t you read the introduction of the group file? ]

【Lu Xian: I read it, but I don’t quite understand it. 】

[Ye Fan: This is what stupid people do.]

[Lu Xueqi: I was the same as you at the beginning. Don't be impatient. You will understand it slowly.]

[Xiao Yan: You two, just treat the rest of the people in the group as people from another world. Each world is different, with its own characteristics and cultivation systems. It is the chat group that connects us from different worlds.]

[Xiao Yan: If you have any difficulties, you can tell us in the group. If you can't solve them, please find Tang Daxian. I had health problems before, and my cultivation level was regressing instead of improving. It was Tang Daxian who cured me and sealed the evil spirit that was affecting me.]

[Xiao Yan: And Immortal Tang’s fortune-telling is really accurate. I have verified it myself!]

Evil spirit?

It can't be Yao Lao...

Huo Huo, I'm afraid you have been fooled.

The corners of Lu Xian's mouth twitched.

【Lu Xian: Really? 】

[Lu Xian: I have a problem right now. I have a friend who is injured and the wound is still bleeding. I feel that if she doesn't get treatment, she will die soon. But I don't know any herbs, so I don't know how to stop the bleeding and heal her wound. Master Tang, do you have any ideas? ]

[Tang Daxian, who is good at fortune-telling: I only look at destiny and fortune-telling numbers. For such trivial matters, you can ask other group members. ]

[Xiao Yan: I have an ointment for treating external injuries. Wait, I'll find it and send you a red envelope. This is the ointment used by mercenaries in our world. It has a very good effect in stopping bleeding.]

[Lu Xueqi: I have healing pills that are effective for both external and internal injuries.]

[Xiao Yan sent Lu Xian an exclusive red envelope]

[Lu Xueqi sent Lu Xian an exclusive red envelope]

[Lu Xian received exclusive red envelope X2]

[Lu Xian: Thank you, Brother Xiao Yan and Miss Xueqi, for your help! ]

[Xiao Yan: It’s a small matter. Go and treat your friend’s injury. As seniors, it’s our duty to take care of you, the later members of the group.]

Huo Huo is quite kind-hearted!
I would rather be Xiao Yan's younger brother than Tang San's brother. The ancients were right!

Lu Xian closed the chat interface.

First, he took out a white pill with a herbal fragrance from Lu Xueqi's red envelope and stuffed it into Zhu Zhuqing's mouth. Then he took out a black and sticky object from Xiao Yan's red envelope, tore open the leather clothes on Zhu Zhuqing's wound, and began to apply ointment.

The stinging sensation from the ointment touching the wound made Zhu Zhuqing groan from time to time and her body trembled frequently.

Lu Xian had obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he applied the ointment very carefully and evenly. It took him a lot of effort to apply the ointment to all the wounds.

I don’t know if it was Lu Xueqi’s elixir or the ointment Xiao Yan gave me that was so effective, but it stopped the bleeding from the wound and the effect was really immediate.

"It's finally done. I think I can save your life..."

Lu Xian breathed a sigh of relief and looked up. Zhu Zhuqing had woken up at some point and was looking at him with her eyes wide open.

"Why didn't you tell me you were awake earlier!"

Lu Xian opened his mouth and complained speechlessly, "Aren't you affecting my great cause in the water group?"

Zhu Zhuqing was silent for a moment, nodded and said softly: "Thank you."

She struggled to get up, swayed a bit and sat down again.

"Don't move! Don't let the wound bleed again after you've just applied the medicine..."

"I can't stay here. My sister will definitely come with more assassins. If I don't leave now, I may never be able to leave again. You'd better leave quickly..."

Zhu Zhuqing stubbornly stood up by holding onto the tree trunk.

"What you said seems to make sense."

Lu Xian touched his chin and squatted down decisively, "Come up, you show the way, we'll leave."

"you……"

Zhu Zhuqing hesitated for a moment, then lay on Lu Xian's back, letting him carry her, and asked in a low voice, "Where are you going?"

"You're talking nonsense. Of course I'm going to the Tiandou Empire. Am I going to the Xingluo Empire with you?"

(End of this chapter)