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Chapter 189 Xiao Yan's Revenge, 2.0 and 3.0 [Subscribe]

In a demon clan hall filled with ancient charm and the aroma of sandalwood.

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were lying on the recliners and having their feet massaged. Even little Nannan was being served by a charming little fairy.

"Huohuo, I don't think even cremation can melt your mouth, it's so damn hard."

While enjoying the massage service of the little fairy, Ye Fan teased Xiao Yan comfortably, his voice full of teasing.

Then, he suddenly changed the subject and said slowly, "By the way, I have good news for you. I just recorded a video with my phone. Next time I go to your place, I will show the video to my sister-in-law and ask her to make some nourishing soup for you..."

"Fuck? Ye Hei, you have no asshole. If you were on Earth, a bitch like you would be killed by a dump truck when you go out..."

outside the temple.

When Lu Xian and Yan Ruyu heard the noise inside, they couldn't help but look at each other. Yan Ruyu couldn't help but chuckle, and that laughter sounded like a clear mountain spring flowing through silver bells, clear and pleasant.

She tilted her head slightly, her beautiful eyes moving around with a hint of curiosity, and she looked at Lu Xian with her red lips slightly parted and said, "Daoist Lu Xian, do you brothers usually get along so harmoniously and interestingly?"

"Isn't this good? It would be really boring if everyone was putting on airs with each other."

The corners of Lu Xian's mouth slightly raised, outlining a warm and casual arc. Looking at her flawless face, he leaned slightly closer to Yan Ruyu, deliberately lowered his voice, but with a different kind of intimacy, and teased:

"Also, Yu'er, why are you still calling me so distant? We are going to get married, why don't you change your tone and call me husband first?"

After saying that, Lu Xian blinked at Yan Ruyu, his eyes full of teasing.

When Yan Ruyu heard this, her elegant and flawless face instantly blushed, like a newly blooming lotus, pink and delicate, elegant and charming.

Facing Lu Xian's straightforward and playful teasing, she bit her lips lightly, lowered her head slightly, tried to cover her already red cheeks with her drooping hair, and whispered, "I'll have someone prepare the dinner."

She left in a hurry. Her usual elegance and composure had disappeared, and her steps seemed a little flustered.

A green dress swayed gently as she walked, like ripples in the blue waves, spreading out in circles and rippling into Lu Xian's heart.

Dinner?

Isn't it noon now?
Lu Xian looked at her graceful figure gradually moving away and couldn't help but chuckle.

The goblins of the demon tribe have always been bold and unrestrained, and they act without restraint. However, Yan Ruyu, a princess of the demon tribe, is not as free and bold as the ordinary goblins when faced with such flirting between men and women. The shyness she reveals is like that of an innocent girl, and she is slightly cute.

It's really rare!
In fact, Lu Xian didn't know that if another man teased him like this, he might get either a cold face or a slap in the face, or even an extremely powerful imperial weapon stuffed into his mouth to wake up those who dared to offend him.

As a princess of the demon clan, Yan Ruyu is not a bold person. The fact that she took the initiative to discuss marrying into a woman's family beside the Bitan Lake before was enough to prove that she has a decisive side.

Her courage is not shown in these small matters. In many matters, she is just concerned about her status. A demon princess must act in accordance with her status. She can go with the flow, but she cannot act recklessly.

Lu Xian's gaze followed Yan Ruyu until her graceful figure disappeared around the corner of the hall, then he slowly withdrew his gaze.

Just as he was about to step into the hall, a figure slipped out first.

Xiao Yan looked a little sneaky. He placed his finger lightly between his lips and made a gesture of silence to Lu Xian, signaling him to keep quiet.

Then, he carefully leaned forward and looked into the hall, his eyes fell on Ye Fan, who was squinting his eyes and looking very comfortable enjoying the massage.

After taking a look, Xiao Yan retracted his head and pointed to a place a little further away. There was a sneaky look in his eyes, signaling Lu Xian to follow him.

Seeing his look, Lu Xian knew in his heart that this kid must be up to no good, and he didn't know what tricks he was planning.

However, Lu Xian still followed with a hint of curiosity, wanting to see what Xiao Yan was up to.

The two of them quickly walked out of the hall a few dozen meters away. Lu Xian waved his hand, and a transparent spiritual barrier was quietly set up, covering the two of them.

Lu Xian looked at Xiao Yan with a half-smile: "Huo Huo, just tell us what your plan is. Ye Hei can't hear or see us discussing how to trick him now."

"Brother Lu, how did you know I was going to trick Ye Hei?"

Xiao Yan's face was filled with astonishment, his mouth slightly open, looking a little confused.

I muttered to myself: I haven’t even had time to say anything, is it so obvious on my face?

"How could I not guess your little trick?"

Lu Xian rolled his eyes in annoyance, but there was a hint of mockery in his eyes. He came out of the hall mysteriously and paid special attention to Ye Hei. Even a fool could see that you were trying to trick him.

Is Lu Xian the kind of person who would betray his brothers?

Hey!
He really is!

So at this moment, Lu Xian couldn't wait to urge: "Don't dither here, just say whatever you think. If the plan is good, I will help you. If the plan is too stupid, don't say anything, so as not to insult my intelligence."

"Brother Lu, please be patient."

As Xiao Yan spoke, he looked around cautiously. After confirming that no one was around, he confidently searched in his storage ring. After a while, he pulled out a small jade bottle. With a smug look on his face, he boasted:
"Brother Lu, look, this is the aphrodisiac version 2.0 that I have been researching these days. Don't underestimate it. This medicine is at least ten times more powerful than the version 1.0 I gave you last time!"

As he spoke, he gently shook the jade bottle in his hand, as if it contained some rare treasure.

Hearing this, Lu Xian's eyes instantly became strange. He looked Xiao Yan up and down, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised. He couldn't help but teased: "Huo Huo, this is not something you specially researched and prepared for yourself because you have kidney deficiency, right?"

His eyes were full of mockery, which made Xiao Yan a little anxious. This was a matter of man's dignity, and he had to argue for it.

"I don't have kidney deficiency!"

Xiao Yan's face flushed, and he argued excitedly: "Brother Lu, please don't talk nonsense! I am in good health. The reason why I developed this medicine is to one day avenge Xun'er and I for being deceived at Canaan College!"

Lu Xian narrowed his eyes and said, "So you want to trick me too?"
When Xiao Yan saw Lu Xian's expression, his heart skipped a beat and he immediately understood what Lu Xian was thinking. Damn, I just spoke too fast!
He quickly put on a dry smile and explained carefully: "Brother Lu, don't worry, how dare I cheat you, right? We have a close relationship! Besides, if I really had that evil idea in my mind and wanted to cheat you, would I still call you out alone to discuss the plan with you? I would definitely arrange it myself, for fear of being discovered by you! Don't you think this makes sense?"

"That's true." Lu Xian nodded slowly, agreeing with Xiao Yan's explanation.

After thinking for a while, Lu Xian said, "Huohuo, I can help you avenge your grudge and trick Ye Hei at the same time. After all, I am also happy to watch this excitement."

"But you have to be clear. Ye Hei is an ancient saint with thick skin and flesh, so he is particularly resistant. Qin Yao is also in the Dao Palace realm, and her strength should not be underestimated. Ordinary aphrodisiacs will not have much effect on them. Even if we add the drugs to wine or food, they will probably take a little bit and feel something wrong with their bodies, so they will become alert and stop eating."

After all, once aphrodisiacs are taken, the body will become hot and feverish uncontrollably. For practitioners like Ye Fan and Qin Yao, they can instantly detect any abnormality in the body.

"Brother Lu, you can rest assured about this!"

Xiao Yan proudly picked up the bottle in his hand and shook it, boasting: "My 2.0 version is colorless and tasteless, and it will not take effect immediately after ingestion, but will slowly accumulate in the body silently. Only when the medicinal effect accumulates to a critical point will it be completely released like a volcanic eruption."

"By then, hehe, the effect will be simply cruel. I'm freaking scared just thinking about it!"

Lu Xian: ...

Lu Xian listened to Xiao Yan's description, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, you are really a genius in researching aphrodisiacs!

"Good boy, I really belong to you!"

"Huohuo, I will definitely help you with this!"

Lu Xian and Xiao Yan whispered outside for four or five minutes, discussing the details of the plan, and then Lu Xian walked into the hall as if nothing had happened. As for Xiao Yan, he used the excuse of going to the toilet and had to stay outside for a while. If the two of them went in together, Ye Hei might be alert.

"Hey! Brother Lu is back so soon? Is the matter with the Demon Emperor's Sacred Heart going well?"

Ye Fan raised his eyelids slightly, and when he saw that it was Lu Xian who came in, his face was instantly filled with a warm smile.

However, this is just superficial work!
At this moment, he was secretly muttering to himself: Brother, I'm sorry to you this time. Don't blame me for my ruthless means. If you want to blame someone, blame Huo Huo for being a bad boy!

After Lu Xian left with Yan Ruyu in the morning, Ye Fan and Xiao Yan came up with a plan and decided to trick Lu Xian. After all, in their small circle, Lu Xian was the only one who had never received "special care". This time, they were determined to let Lu Xian "enjoy" the feeling of being cared for.

As soon as he saw Lu Xian, Ye Fan remembered the plan they had discussed. He couldn't help but get so excited that his heart was trembling slightly. This would be the first time they would trick Lu Xian, that bastard, into giving him a big one. It would be unprecedented!

However, Ye Fan knew very well that Lu Xian was a shrewd person, so he hid his excitement very well and didn't let him notice anything unusual.

"It went quite smoothly. Shengxin is now in my sea of suffering. If there is a chance in the future, I will give you a few drops of the Demon Emperor's blood." Lu Xian nodded slightly. He looked at Ye Fan's smiling face and a hidden pain welled up in his heart.

Brother, I'm sorry for you this time!
Don’t blame your brothers for their ruthless behavior. If you want to blame someone, blame Huo Huo for being a bad boy!

Actually, I am doing this for your own good, so that you can achieve your goal as soon as possible...

Although he felt the intense pain of betraying his brother, Lu Xian appeared calm on the surface. After all, Ye Hei's nickname was not given for nothing. If he revealed too many strange emotions, he would probably notice something was wrong.

Lu Xian found a chair and lay down slowly as if nothing had happened, joining this pleasant massage team. The life of the demon clan is comfortable. If he were in those famous and upright sects with complicated rules, he would never be able to enjoy such massage treatment.

At this moment, the two people on the recliners, although they both looked comfortable on the surface and chatted idly from time to time, actually they each had their own ulterior motives.

They all tried hard to maintain their usual calm demeanor, as if nothing special had happened, but deep down they each had their own little calculations, waiting for the right opportunity to trick the other party.

Xiao Yan was in a leisurely mood along the way, whistling a tuneless whistle. Led by a little goblin, he wandered around in the demon territory, feeling extremely happy.

He knew in his heart that neither Lu Xian nor Ye Fan was an easy person to deal with, and both were extremely smart.

I have just arrived and I am unfamiliar with this demon territory. If I try to use those shady and conspiratorial means, I will easily be exposed and discovered by them if I am not careful.

So, Xiao Yan suddenly had an idea and decided to do the opposite, and directly use an open conspiracy, and a conspiracy among the open conspiracies.

He planned carefully and tailored this perfect plan according to the personalities of Lu Xian and Ye Fan.

The cleverness of this plan lies in that it allows the two victims to think they are in control of the overall situation and personally participate in the plan, and mistakenly believe that they are the makers of the plan, thus scheming against each other.

In this way, Lu Xian and Ye Fan would be concentrating on thinking about how to trick each other, and naturally it would be difficult for them to pay attention to Xiao Yan, the third party who seemed to be staying out of the matter.

This is what is called the darkest place under the lamp!
And he, Xiao Yan, as the "dark man under the lamp" in this plan, will become the mastermind at the last moment, sending Lu Xian and Ye Fan to heaven together, letting them have a good taste of being cheated, in order to avenge the past.

The more Xiao Yan thought about it, the more proud he became. This plan was absolutely flawless and there was not a single flaw to be found.

He seemed to have seen in advance how furious and frustrated Lu Xian and Ye Fan would be when they found out they had been tricked, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

As for whether he would be beaten to death later, that's a joke. He had been beaten very few times. At most, he would just drink a few more sips of the magic spring, or directly travel through time and space and run away, go back to Doupo World and hide behind Xun'er.

If that doesn’t work, he will go to Naiqi and hide behind her!

"Hehehe, is this the feeling of having your IQ crushed?" Xiao Yan couldn't help but laugh strangely in a low voice and had already opened the champagne in advance.

This is the long-term planning of a high-end game!

Like the way Lu Xian and Ye Fan forced themselves and Xun'er to eat aphrodisiacs, that was all some kind of trick, there was really no technical content at all!
he~tui~ is despicable!
"Brother Xiao Yan, you are laughing so happily. Have you thought of something interesting?" The little goblin who was leading the way asked with a smile.

"more or less."

Xiao Yan nodded and pretended to ask casually: "By the way, Fairy Sister, my eldest brother and second brother like to drink wine on weekdays. I wonder if the demon tribe has any good wine? Can I bring some for them to taste?"

"Of course there is, follow me..."

Xiao Yan's eyes lit up. He planned to secretly put a large amount of aphrodisiac in the wine, and then let the little goblin send it to Lu Xian and Ye Fan in the name of Yan Ruyu.

Aphrodisiac version 2.0?

No, no!
Xiao Yan actually has a hidden version 3.0, the ultimate trump card!
(End of this chapter)