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Chapter 176 Ye Fan: I must dig up his ancestral grave [Subscribe]

[The last chapter was about the granddaughter, I coded it too late and my consciousness was confused]

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[Ye Fan: You are my granddaughter now, and you are my grandfather after all. You may still have to watch her grow up in the future. Listen to my advice. Don’t be a good person and insist on being a dog.]

[Ye Fan: Let me tell you, I am very professional at beating dogs! ]

[Xiao Yan: He is anxious, he is anxious. Look at Ye Hei, he is anxious!]

[Ye Fan: No way, no way, there really is someone who wants to be a dog and try out my dog-beating stick, right? ]

[Lu Xian: Happy! It seems Ye Hei is really anxious.]

[Ye Fan: That’s enough! ]

[Ye Fan: I am confused. I don’t even have a girlfriend right now, and you, Brother Lu, tell me that a granddaughter is going to appear all of a sudden. This news is really outrageous.]

[Ye Fan: Damn, I just don’t understand, what kind of people are talking about the kind of love that can roll around in bed? When will it be my turn? ]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu, why do I hear someone seem to be pointing fingers at us? There is such a strong sour smell that even the world barrier can't withstand it.]

【Lu Xian: Hehehe! 】

【Zhang Chulan: Brother Ye Hei, calm down. 】

[Ye Fan: Xiao Zhang, you finally said something sensible. Fortunately, you are still single with me. Promise me that you will not be single before me.]

[Zhang Chulan: To be honest...]

[Ye Fan: ???]

[Ye Fan: Could it be...Xiao Zhang, you're not going to tell me that you're also no longer single? ]

【Zhang Chulan: Yes.】

[Zhang Chulan: I had a dream this morning. Guess what? Now I know that women in dreams really can’t be touched, and toilets in dreams really can’t be used!]

[Xiao Yan:?! ]

[Ye Fan: Why do you want to go to the toilet? ]

【Zhang Chulan: Woman, woman!!!】

[Ye Fan: Oh, so the person you want to be with is actually your fifth daughter? That's it?]

[Zhang Chulan: You don’t understand. This is a huge progress for me. You know, before I went to bed last night, I accidentally got rid of the damn forbidden sand. I finally took a big step in my life! ]

[Xiao Yan: What do you mean? Why don’t I understand? ]

[Lu Xian: For Xiao Zhang, this is indeed a big step. After all, Xiao Zhang has been living like a eunuch for so many years, with nothing but a penis. He had a restriction planted on it when he was a child, similar to the ancient women's uterus guarding the palace.]

Are there any restrictions on it?

This news is a bit explosive.

[Ye Fan: 6! ]

【Xiao Yan: 6! 】

【Qilin: 6! 】

Those who could understand expressed their shock at the news.

As for those who didn't understand, Lu Xian explained it to them but they still didn't understand. All I can say is that those who understand understand...

【Lu Xian: Ice cream, now that it's bubbling, let's talk about your recent situation. 】

[Qilin: Things are still relatively calm here for now, but a little sister sent me some information about the Taotie fleet. Their fleet is heading towards Earth. It is estimated that it may take another 1-2 months. If there are some delays along the way, they can reach the Chiwu star system within three months at the latest. By then, Earth may have to fight a tough battle.]

[Lu Xian: Who asked you this? I'm talking about the little girl. How is she doing over there?]

[Qilin: Nannan? She has so much fun playing every day. She even wrote a poem and hid it from me. She said she would give it to you next time we meet. I took a look at it with the dark plane data out of curiosity. It’s a very interesting poem. Would you like me to read it to you, my king?]

Little girl’s poem?
Lu Xian was speechless. How could he not know the little girl's level of poetry writing?

【Lu Xian: That’s not necessary! 】

[Lu Xian: Ice cream. When I go to Xiao Shihao's place in two days, please bring Nannan back to me.]

【Qilin: OK.】

[Lu Xian: @Lu Xueqi @Yan Lingji, you two haven't been together for a few days. I miss you so much. Do you want to go to Xiao Shihao's world together in a few days? ]

[Yan Lingji: I am in seclusion to break through the Divine Bridge Realm. I plan to stay in seclusion for a long time and step into the other side in one go to catch up with everyone else. I will accompany the king next time. Flirting.jpg]

[Lu Xueqi: I have a mission to complete, so I may not be able to spare the time.]

【Lu Xian: ……】

[Ye Fan: OK, OK, it feels so good not to have to eat dog food! ]

【Lu Xian: Roll, roll, roll.】

[Xiao Yan: I can bring Xun'er over to feed you. Deyi.jpg]

[Ye Fan: Roll, roll, roll! ]

[Lu Xian: You two, get out of here together! ]

After closing the chat group, Lu Xian continued to brush up his abstract value.

Originally, he wanted to go into seclusion and advance the Nine Transformations of the Other Shore to the next level, but with the incidents involving Ye Fan and Shi Hao in the group, he estimated that if he went into seclusion, he would not have enough time.

"Combine work with rest, just treat it as a vacation for yourself..."

……

Two days later.

evening.

Lu Xian was playing the cuddling game with his two young wives in the palace when a message suddenly came in the group. Lu Xian thought it was from Shi Hao, but when he opened the chat group interface, he found out it was from Ye Fan.

[Ye Fan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, what you said is really accurate. After I left Taixuan, I was really hunted down. It was probably Hua Yunfei who did it.]

[Lu Xian: You need help, right? ]

[Ye Fan: That’s not necessary. I’m with someone I know right now. You’ve seen this unscrupulous Taoist priest. This fat Taoist priest is not simple. He made the guy who was chasing me run around in circles. Although his character is a bit bad, he does have some real skills.]

Lu Xian was speechless. Why did Ye Fan always run into this scumbag Duan De wherever he went?

Is this the fate destined by God?
Lu Xian thought about it.

Now that I have encountered it, maybe I can make good use of it.

[Lu Xian: This fat Taoist priest has many tricks up his sleeve. Maybe you can get him to send you to the Northern Territory. This is an opportunity.]

[Ye Fan: We are brothers, and we both want to go together. I have already mentioned this request. He said that he can send me to the Northern Territory, but he has a request, which is quite difficult for me to do.]

【Lu Xian: What request? 】

[Ye Fan: The unscrupulous Taoist priest asked me to tell him some of your information and where your hometown is. As long as I tell him, he will find a way to send me to the Northern Territory.]

[Lu Xian: Interesting. Last time I cheated him out of half of a Jidao Emperor's weapon, and this fat Taoist priest still holds a grudge against me. Is he planning to take revenge on me?]

[Ye Fan: That’s right. I asked him why he came to your house, and he said he wanted to dig up your ancestral grave. When I heard that, I thought, hey, I, Ye Fan, am the kind of person who can betray my brothers, so I definitely can’t betray you.]

Lu Xian narrowed his eyes. It seemed that he had not tricked Duan De enough last time. He would have to rob him again when he had the chance.

[Ye Fan: The unscrupulous Taoist priest is taking me to the location of the domain gate. If nothing goes wrong, I should be able to reach the North Domain in a while.]

This piece of news made Lu Xian stunned for a moment.

[Lu Xian: So this is what you mean by a request that is difficult to fulfill? In the end, you still sold me out, right?]

[Ye Fan: Don't worry, except for the name, all the information I gave is fake.] [Lu Xian: That fat guy is so cunning, how can you believe fake information?]

[Ye Fan: You didn’t even look at how I got my nickname. I won’t say more. The fat guy said we’ll be at the domain gate soon.]

[Lu Xian: Oh, I’m just afraid that he’s not taking you to the Domain Gate.]

[Ye Fan: Regardless of whether it is true or not, we have to bet on it. Otherwise, I really don’t know where to go to get to the gate to the North Territory.]

The group was quiet for a while.

After a cup of tea.

[Ye Fan: Damn it, that fat guy tricked me into this den of demons. Damn it, I, Ye Fan, will never let him go. I will definitely dig up his ancestral graves!]

[Lu Xian: What did I say before? Picking the nose.jpg]

【Xiao Yan: You really made me laugh. 】

【Zhang Chulan: +1 for laughing. 】

[Shi Hao: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, my uncle and I have come to the side of Suanni. The fight is very intense down there. Do you want to come over now? ]

【Lu Xian: Oh? I’ll be right here! 】

[Ye Fan: Not a buddy? ]

[Ye Fan: Why don’t you take a look at me first? I’m surrounded by fairies! Female fairies, the kind that look very pretty, and a group of them!]

[Lu Xian: Ye Hei, I think I may know where Duan De took you.]

[Ye Fan: Oh my god, these fairies are all so coquettish. Their clothes are all transparent gauze, which is really coquettish and beautiful. We share happiness and hardships. Brother Lu, come here. I will reluctantly give up and share half of my happiness with you! ]

Lu Xian's heart was only moved for a second!

【Lu Xueqi:? 】

[Lu Xian: Ye Hei, your words are simply an insult to my personality. I, who read the Spring and Autumn Annals, am not that kind of person! ]

[Lu Xian: Actually, you don’t need to panic. Just activate the crossing talisman and run away.]

[Ye Fan:? ]

[Ye Fan: Then when I come back after my time travel ends, won’t I still be in the fairy’s territory? ]

[Lu Xian: Let’s talk about it when we get back. I’m going to hang up now. I’m going to go to Xiao Shihao’s place to get some Suan Ni meat. I don’t know if it tastes good.]

Lu Xian closed the chat group.

He slowly stood up from the soft and comfortable sofa and stretched lazily. In his opinion, Ye Fan was most likely deceived by Duan De to go to the demon princess Yan Ruyu. He would definitely not die. The demon clan still needed him to nurture the Demon Emperor's holy heart. There was nothing to worry about his safety.

on the sofa.

Qian Renxue saw that Lu Xian suddenly stopped moving, and a puzzled look appeared on her bright and beautiful face. She asked, "Are you planning to go out again?"

"Yes!"

Lu Xian bent down slightly, and gently kissed the little angel and the little cat on their jade-like faces. He said with a gentle smile on his face, "We have been resting for so many days and have been leisurely all day. It's time to go out and stretch our muscles."

"Brother, take me with you!"

Zi Yan blinked her big, watery eyes like black gemstones, her expression full of excitement, and she couldn't wait to speak.

"Second brother, this won't do."

Lu Xian smiled and stretched out his big hand to touch her little head, and patiently explained: "The world that big brother is going to now is a little dangerous. With your current strength, it is not very safe to go there. Big brother will find a way to help you find a cultivation method suitable for the demon race. After your strength is improved, big brother can take you to other worlds to play."

"Humph!"

Zi Yan crossed her arms in front of her chest, pouted her pink lips, shook her head to shake Lu Xian's hand away, and looked unhappy and angry, but she looked quite cute.

"Brother will bring you delicious food when he comes back."

Lu Xian knew very well how to easily control Zi Yan.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the dissatisfied expression on her round and cute little face immediately disappeared.

He raised his head slightly: "Then it's a deal!"

"Well, remember to be a good boy at home and don't act naughty." Lu Xian chuckled and rubbed her head. Then he skillfully opened a portal and walked in quickly.

……

a perfect world.

Great wasteland.

Here, towering peaks stand one after another, the forests are endless, the ancient trees are incredibly thick, and the treetops almost reach the sky. They are thousands of meters high, taller than some mountains, blocking out the sky and the sun.

Some of the vines have been growing for who knows how many years. Several adults cannot hug them together. They grow around the mountains and are as vigorous as dragons.

On the top of a high mountain, there are a number of middle-aged men standing. Almost every one of these men has a physique as strong as a tiger or leopard, with bulging arm muscles. They are wearing animal skins, have bronze skin, loose black hair, and bright eyes that radiate brilliance.

Among this group of middle-aged people, there was a little kid wearing a fur vest and shorts, who looked about three or four years old. Standing next to this group of middle-aged people, he seemed out of place.

"Little guy, didn't you say that helpers would come? Why haven't they come yet?" a middle-aged man asked in a muffled voice.

"Uncle Jiao, they should be...coming!"

Xiao Shihao pointed at a teleportation portal that suddenly opened nearby and exclaimed in surprise.

next second.

Ye Fan screamed and flew out of the portal. With a "thump", his chin hit the ground and he fell in front of a group of middle-aged people from Shi Village.

Opposite of light.

Ye Fan:......

Everyone in Shi Village: ...

Little Shi Hao blinked and said, "Brother Ye, your way of appearance is quite special."

How could it not be special!
Qin Yao saw that Ye Fan was talking to her just fine and had agreed to go with her to meet Princess Yan Ruyu. However, when she was not paying attention on the way, he suddenly opened a portal and went in. Seeing that she could not catch him, Qin Yao became furious and launched a divine attack into the portal, hitting Ye Fan on the butt.

The clothes on Ye Fan's butt were blown off, leaving his two butt cheeks exposed.

Ye Fan was embarrassed for a second, then immediately jumped up as if nothing had happened.

"Shh!"

Another teleportation portal opened.

Lu Xian looked leisurely, with his white clothes fluttering in the wind, and walked out at a leisurely pace.

"Hey, Ye Hei, do you like to go out naked now?" Lu Xian was a little surprised.

Ye Fan's face turned dark and he quickly took out a new pair of pants and put them on. Since they were all grown men here, it didn't matter.

"Brother Lu, Brother Ye!"

Little Shi Hao stepped forward in surprise and introduced everyone in Shi Village to them.

The group of middle-aged men in Shi Village did not look down on Lu Xian and Ye Fan just because they were tall and slender. On the contrary, they were very friendly. They all knew that these two young boys were not as simple as they seemed.

As soon as the two sides got acquainted with each other, a fishy wind blew up on the hill.

"Ow!"

Two beast roars came from behind.

“It’s Biao!”

(End of this chapter)