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Chapter 14 This Way Home Is Close to the Earth

evening.

Lu Xian and the little cat passed by a small town and planned to stop there to rest and find a hotel to spend the night.

"The carriage is gone, and we only have the horse left. I'm afraid the deposit is gone too..."

Lu Xian shook his head and Bao Bao sighed. The 100 gold soul coins soul master subsidy he had just received was about to run out. He found that he seemed to be spending money a little too quickly. If he didn't ask his group members for help, he would have to live off the kitten.

[Xiao Yan: @Lu Xian, I have a friend who is very interested in the product you provided, Brother Lu. Do you have any more in stock? ]

【Lu Xian: Maybe...】

Lu Xian glanced at the remaining 15000 abstract points. He was not sure if he could still draw them out...

[Xiao Yan sent Lu Xian an exclusive red envelope]

[Xiao Yan: This is the storage ring that we agreed on. My friend made it for you. The internal space is quite large and should be enough for daily use. Also, my friend asked me to say hello to you and said that he is looking forward to working with Brother Lu next time.]

[Lu Xian received an exclusive red envelope]

Lu Xian took out a silver storage ring from the red envelope and put it on his index finger. The size was just right, and there was about thirty cubic meters of storage space inside, which was pretty good. Lu Xian was quite satisfied.

A box of useless Durex can be exchanged for a storage equipment, which he thinks is a good deal.

[Lu Xian: @Xiao Yan, don't worry, if there is something good, I will find you first. It is not convenient for me to deal with these things here, so I am counting on your help. ]

[Ye Fan: You are treating the chat group as a smuggling business channel! ]

[Ye Fan: They are also working on long-term cooperation. They really know how to have fun! ]

[Lu Xian: The Chinese people have always been quick-witted and keep up with the times. Isn't this a business trick that comes naturally to us?]

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, how are you doing now? ]

In a stone chamber in a barren mountain in Yan area.

Ye Fan looked at Elder Han in front of him, who was laughing hoarsely and showing off the spiritual herbs to him one by one. His face was ashen and he gritted his teeth, but in fact he was already beaming with joy in his heart.

[Ye Fan: I’m tired! ]

[Ye Fan: I had a small incident. When the old immortal took me to find my old friend, we met the Jiang family knights. The old immortal was almost killed by the Jiang family knights. Fortunately, the old immortal only broke one hand, and let his old friend take the blame. He successfully escaped, otherwise my cultivation resources would be gone. ]

[Ye Fan: It's been a roller coaster ride.]

[Ye Fan: Now the old man is showing off to me the magical medicines he collected. I want to laugh, but I have to pretend to be angry and helpless. To be honest, it's a bit painful to hold it back.]

[Lu Xian: Tsk tsk, Elder Han went through so much trouble to have the hope of prolonging his life, but he ended up meeting you, kid. If he knew what you were thinking, he would probably be so angry that he would die on the spot.]

[Ye Fan: You gave me a nickname. I thought about it and got some idea. In this world, only those with a ruthless heart and ruthless means can live a comfortable life.]

[Lu Xian: Let me make it clear that I didn’t come up with this name. Don’t throw dirty water on me, or I’ll sue you for defamation!]

[Xiao Yan: It seems that Brother Ye Hei has realized it! ]

[Ye Fan: I should be proud if you praise me like this! ]

[Lu Xueqi: This abominable demon who captured living people to make medicine deserves to be pissed off to death. There is no such thing as being evil or not! ]

Little Naiqi is still so dignified and upright.

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, I sorted out the plot of your novel today. Based on your current situation, I have a few thoughts. ]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, please speak! ]

[Lu Xian: What you want to do most right now should be to go home, right? Cultivation can only be ranked second? ]

[Ye Fan: Yes.]

[Lu Xian: In that case, let me analyze it for you. ]

[Lu Xian: Since you want to go home, you now have two options. The first option is to find someone to help you go home. The second option is to cultivate yourself to a certain level and then go home by yourself.]

[Lu Xian: For this second path, even if I help you plan various opportunities, you will still need to spend a long time, perhaps more than ten years in the blink of an eye. Let's focus on the first path here.]

[Lu Xian: Since you are looking for someone to help, I now have two candidates. They can do this and send you back home easily.]

Ye Fan was delighted.

It’s good enough to find one, but there are actually two candidates?

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, who are these two? ]

[Lu Xian: As for the first one, the method I thought of might be a bit explosive, and I’m afraid you won’t be able to accept it. I don’t know whether I should mention it or not…]

[Ye Fan: I said it's not appropriate to say it, Brother Lu, you can also say it, right? ]

[Lu Xian: That's right.] [Ye Fan: Please don't ask me next time...]

Ye Fan was speechless. He already had a rough idea of Brother Lu's character. He was somewhat sinister.

【Lu Xian: Then I’ll be frank. 】

[Lu Xian: Do you still remember what I told you before, about the unparalleled emperor who brought you to Beidou? ]

[Ye Fan: Of course! ]

[Lu Xian: Actually, you just need to move a large tripod, run to the abyss of the ancient forbidden land, and then drill into the tripod yourself...]

[Lu Xian: After that, let your limbs bleed...]

【Lu Xian: Remember to shout loudly:】

[Lu Xian: I'm going to die, who will help me take care of my sister! ]

【Lu Xian: I just can’t bear to leave my sister behind.】

[Lu Xian: Remember to shout these two sentences over and over again, and that unparalleled emperor will definitely be defeated.]

[Lu Xian: Then, you will be able to see the peerless emperor I told you about before, breaking the seal from the abyss, planning for you and protecting you from behind the scenes, and stepping onto the stage in person, with an unrivaled figure, ruling the Big Dipper for you, fighting for you, and going to the ends of the earth to send you home!]

[Ye Fan:...]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you asking me to deceive an unparalleled emperor? Or to deceive him as the emperor's dead brother?]

[Ye Fan: I feel like this isn’t sending me home, it’s sending me to heaven…]

【Xiao Yan: Indeed, awesome! 】

[Xiao Yan: This method is very down-to-earth and very down-to-earth! ]

[Lu Xueqi: Isn't this method just rubbing salt into the wounds of the unparalleled emperor? Is it really advisable?]

[Yan Lingji: I also think this is a bad idea! ]

[Lu Xian: So I said that this method might be quite explosive when put into practice!]

[Lu Xian: But this method is still worth a try. That great emperor will never kill Ye Hei. If you win the bet with Ye Hei, you will have a great emperor by your side at all times, protecting you personally. You will also have no shortage of resources and people to feed you directly.]

[Ye Fan: What if you lost the bet? ]

【Lu Xian: The plan does have some risks. The benefits are great, but the risks are certainly great. It’s a gamble, so there are naturally winners and losers. Isn’t this reasonable?】

[Lu Xian: Even if he loses the bet and the Wushuang Emperor feels that his intelligence has been insulted, the most he can do is erase your memory and put his brother's memory into your brain. You will definitely not die.]

[Ye Fan: Am I still me then? What’s the difference between being dead and...]

[Lu Xian: Although your consciousness is dead, your soul and body will be immortal. On the Qingming Festival, I will lead everyone in the group to burn more paper for you.]

your sister!
You are so wicked!
I think the bad idea you came up with, Brother Lu, is even worse than that of the unscrupulous Taoist priest!
Ye Fan had a dark face and was muttering to himself.

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, I want to live a few more years. How about you tell me about the second candidate? ]

[Lu Xian: Is that so... That's such a pity, I was originally looking forward to watching a good show...]

You really want to see a good show!

[Lu Xian: Why don’t you think about it again? This method is indeed the fastest way for you to get home. You are not far from the Ancient Forbidden Land now. After killing Elder Han, you can go straight to the Ancient Forbidden Land and implement this plan.]

[Lu Xian: If you win the bet, you can have everything! ]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, I really can’t afford the gamble, please let me go…]

Seeing this, Lu Xian sighed, feeling a little regretful. If the scene he had imagined could happen, it would be so exciting!

【Lu Xian: Okay. 】

[Lu Xian: But the second candidate is not in the East Desert, but in Zhongzhou. His name is Gai Jiuyou. He was a peerless genius in Zhongzhou nine thousand years ago. He was the strongest person in the human race at that time and a genuine quasi-emperor. If it weren’t for the fact that Qingdi became enlightened first and the two of them were active in such a close time, he would definitely be able to achieve the position of the Great Emperor.]

Why are they all such powerful characters?
Ye Fan's heart twitched, couldn't it be a bit more normal...

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you sure that people would pay attention to a small person like me? I'm afraid they won't even see me? ]

[Lu Xian: Therefore, if you want to get this person's help, you need to make some plans. It may take one or two years at the shortest, or five or six years at the longest.]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, please teach me! ]

[Lu Xian: Gai Jiuyou failed to prove his Dao and was injured, and his life span is about to end. If you can change this situation, then all problems will naturally be solved. It will not be a problem to let him take you home. Besides, this old man is relatively easy to talk to.]

[Lu Xian: But Dao injuries are not that easy to heal. Perhaps one of the Nine Secrets, the "Zhe" Secret, can be a try.]

(End of this chapter)