Chapter 131 Cry for Me [Subscribe]

【Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, where are you? 】

[Ye Fan: Still in the wilderness...]

[Lu Xian: I'm coming over here to let you experience the speed and passion of a spaceship.]

[Xiao Yan: Can I also feel it? The journey to the Tagor Desert is a bit far.]

[Zhang Chulan: If I had a spaceship, I could put it there, and all sports cars would be insignificant. I could also drive it to Nanbukai University, do odd jobs, and deliver food. I would be the top order king!]

[Xiao Yan: To be honest, my main job before I traveled through time was delivering takeout. I have experience with this. It's best to deliver on time. If you deliver early, you won't be charged extra. The system will shorten the delivery time arranged for you next time. If you are late, you will get a bad review. You can maximize your profits by arriving on time! ]

[Ye Fan: I suggest you quit the group and join the retards! ]

In the East Desert, above a vast grassland.

Ye Fan, who was riding a rainbow, suddenly braked, turned around and landed. Finally, he didn't have to rush on the road anymore. He breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, he was very curious about the rare thing like the spaceship that he was about to see, and he wanted to broaden his horizons.

"I don't know if this spaceship can take me back to Earth."

After a while.

A teleportation portal appeared next to Ye Fan, and Lu Xian walked out of it holding the little girl who was crunching potato chips.

"Brother Lu, show us your big treasure!"

As soon as he saw Lu Xian, Ye Fan came forward with a smile as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum.

Lu Xian rolled his eyes, increasingly suspecting that Ye Hei might be a gay. If it weren't for Xiao Yueliang helping him, he might have been together with Pang Bo forever.

He summoned the God-Suppressing Tower and spit out the Tianji-2. The dark silver spaceship was quietly parked on the prairie. The appearance of Tianji-2 was basically the same as that of Tianji-1, and the internal structure must be not much different.

"Sigh~"

Ye Fan took a deep breath and his eyes lit up. There is no man who doesn't like sports cars. This thing is much cooler than a sports car. He flew around the Tianji-2, touching it here and knocking on it there. He was quite pleased. The shell felt quite solid when knocked, and the probability of returning to Earth increased.

Lu Xian ignored him and opened the backend terminal table and started operating. Practice makes perfect, and now he can use the backend terminal table quite skillfully.

"Tianji-2 connected successfully."

The soft, cute and adorable voice of Tianji Intelligent was heard.

"Crack!"

The dark silver hatch also quietly opened at this time. Ye Fan flew back after a circle, followed Lu Xian to the hatch, and entered the interior of the Tianji-2. He looked around like Liu Laolao entering the Grand View Garden, and it was obvious that he had never seen the world.

"Brother Lu, speaking of this spaceship, can it take me back to Earth?" Ye Fan couldn't help but ask.

“It’s quite suspenseful!”

Lu Xian walked in front and replied after a long pause, "If you don't have exact coordinates when sailing in the universe, you will most likely get lost. Tianji-2 comes from another universe and has not recorded the coordinates of the earth here. It is undoubtedly like looking for a needle in a haystack to rely on it to find the earth. Moreover, the distance between Beidou and the earth is too far. Tianji-2 does not have the ability to fly at the speed of light. Even if we know the coordinates of the earth, it is unrealistic to rely on it to fly all the way back to the earth. I am afraid that the time will need to be calculated in units of hundreds of years."

century?

A hundred years from now, I'll be a saint and an ancestor. Will I still need this crappy spaceship to take me back?
The day lilies are cold!

Ye Fan's eyes dimmed a little. It seemed that he had held his hopes too high.

"But I also have a more advanced Sky Blade VII. It is the angels' cutting-edge technology. Sky Blade VII is equipped with the ability to jump through wormholes and fly at the speed of light. It can travel across the starry sky at will."

Ye Fan asked in surprise: "So... I can still come back?"

Lu Xian turned around and began to tease with a sinister smile, saying, "But there are no coordinates. What's the use of flying at the speed of light? Isn't it the same as looking for a needle in a haystack?"

"Fuck? What the hell are you talking about?"

Ye Fan was so anxious that he wanted to curse.

"But I know where in Beidou I can get the coordinates of the Earth..."

"Brother Lu, I know that you are the most reliable person in this world!"

You change your expression so quickly!
Who did you learn these from?

Lu Xian rolled his eyes, threw a phone to Ye Fan and said, "Alright, it's useless to praise you. You can't go to that place with your current strength. Working hard on your cultivation is what you should do most right now."

So I can’t go back?

Are you kidding me?

Ye Fan complained in his heart, took the phone that Lu Xian threw to him and turned on the screen.

"Great Love Immortal Alliance?"

Before they knew it, they had reached the control area and each found a seat to sit down.

"Wow! There's something going on, Brother Lu. The interface of this APP is quite decent, but it lacks some functions!"

"Our primary goal now is to promote the phone. We will first use the free functions in it to expand the market. I can add more functions at any time later."

Ye Fan nodded to show that he understood. "Do you have a perfect plan? Tell me about it, maybe I can help you find out the shortcomings and fill them. In fact, I still feel that in a place like Beidou where cultivation is the main focus, technology products like mobile phones are not so easy to roll out. There are too many aspects that need to be considered."

Lu Xian did not respond, but asked Ye Fan to point in the direction of an ancient forbidden land. At this time, the Tianji-2 was launched, and its stealth function and space-time protection shield function were quietly activated, and it disappeared in an instant.

Even though the Tianji-2 was flying at high speed, its interior remained quiet and stable.

"Ye Hei, you are the second boss. Now is not the time for you to discourage the enthusiasm of your own products. You should think about how to solve the difficulties in your mind. This is what you need to consider as the second boss!"

Lu Xian leaned back in the soft seat, crossed his legs, and placed his fingers crossed in front of him, with a faint smile on his face. Combined with the tone of his voice, he looked like a black-hearted capitalist who exploited his employees.

"Then you're still the big boss!"

Ye Fan rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "I don't have a God's perspective like you, and I don't know the future development trajectory, so I want to listen to your plan first, help you check for omissions and improve it in advance. If there are any unreasonable places, we can work together to find a solution."

"Is this so..."

Lu Xian nodded.

"In that case, let me first tell you my plan."

"I have already told you about the Purple Mountain in the Northern Territory. The Emperor Wu Shi's Wu Shi Bell is there. When it rings, countless young geniuses will flock there and eventually gather in the Divine City in the Northern Territory. That is the starting point for opening up the market in my plan!"

"Is there a problem here?" "Yes!" Ye Fan frowned and said, "Brother Lu, you also said that those people are all the young geniuses, and they must be arrogant. We are insignificant, and even with the help of Saint Yaoguang, I am afraid it will be difficult to expand the market easily. The main reason is that a mobile phone costs 1000 kilograms of resources, which is indeed too expensive. I think we can lower the price and make it more affordable, so that we can expand the market."

"Yao Xi alone is naturally not enough, so I will find a few more saints to endorse the product to increase its credibility."

"As for the price, 1000 kilograms of source per unit is not expensive at all!"

Lu Xian sat up straight and explained slowly, "Those saints and noble families are extremely wealthy. 1000 kilograms of source is nothing to them. Don't think that everyone is like you and needs to fight for a piece of impurity source. Moreover, mobile phones allow them to communicate in text and video in real time even if they are thousands of miles apart. This function alone is worth more than 1000 kilograms of source to them!"

"Brother Lu, what you mean is to completely abandon the low-end market? Only do business with those great holy land dynasties or ancient families?"

“Down-market?”

Lu Xian sneered, "Those independent cultivators don't even have enough resources for their own cultivation. Do you think they will pay for a mobile phone? Even if I give them 10 kilograms of resources for a mobile phone, how many of them would be willing to buy it? It's better to just give up and only make high-end brands!"

Ye Fan nodded after a moment's hesitation and asked the second question: "Is the signal strength of the spacecraft strong enough?"

"It can at least cover a galaxy, and there is no problem covering the entire Beidou. As for whether it can break through the blockade of the formation at home, I haven't experimented with it yet. But even if they can't break through it, they have to go out into the world and it's impossible for them to stay in the formation at home all the time, so the impact here is not big." Lu Xian explained.

"In this case, I only have one last question left, Brother Lu. This question is very tricky. If the subsequent market is successfully expanded, and a holy place or aristocratic family becomes jealous and wants to monopolize this business, they will directly attack you and me, or ask us to cooperate with them to get a share of the pie. If we disagree, they will plot behind our backs, appeal or directly intervene, etc., to prevent other geniuses from coming to buy. If a situation like this occurs, Brother Lu, how do you think we should deal with it?"

This kind of thing is bound to happen at that time. Ye Fan still remembers that he was hunted by the Jiang family because they discovered that he had treasures on him. Those aristocratic families and sects are full of shameless guys.

Ye Fan just raised the problem in advance.

But Lu Xian was not panicked at all, he shrugged nonchalantly:

"First of all, I am not a pushover. If anyone dares to cause trouble, I will definitely make them have a deep memory and they will be nailed to the pillar of shame for the rest of their lives. I can do business in the white world, and I may not be unable to do business in the black world!"

"Secondly, I've told you before that I plan to send the Tianji into the Ancient Forbidden Land. Now that we're ready to go, we naturally have to meet the Empress. If she's willing to help us, many problems can be easily solved!"

Ye Fan was silent for a while, and asked worriedly: "Will the empress help us do this kind of thing?"

"Maybe, I don't know, let's give it a try..."

Lu Xian shrugged. "Anyway, she definitely doesn't regard us as an enemy, but that's not enough. It's unlikely that she will help you do these things unless you make some sacrifices. Let me call her out later, and then you go hug the little girl's legs and cry about being poor and having a younger sister to support at home..."

"and many more!"

Ye Fan interrupted with a dark face, "Are you really sure this will work?"

Before the two finished their conversation, Tianji-2 had already approached the ancient forbidden land. Under Lu Xian's control, it landed smoothly on a grassland outside the ancient forbidden land.

It would take Ye Fan one or two days to complete the journey, but in less than ten minutes, the two of them successfully reached their destination. The flying speed of Tianji-2 was truly amazing.

Lu Xian carried little Nannan and Ye Fan down from Tianji-2, and then put Tianji-2 back into the God-Suppressing Tower.

Outside the ancient forbidden land, the vegetation is lush and green, and the old trees are towering. Standing at their current position, they can faintly see the outlines of several sacred mountains in the distance.

Lu Xian put the little girl down, took out a martial spirit awakening stone, and looked at Ye Fan with a serious expression: "Ye Hei, are you ready to cry? If you really can't cry, I can help you. I will kick you in the crotch, and I guarantee that you will burst into tears immediately..."

"Are you serious?" Ye Fan was a little annoyed. How could you come up with such a wicked idea?
"If we don't play for real, where can we get the resources for cultivation?"

As he spoke, Lu Xian tiptoed, and Ye Fan's face turned a little green.

"Wait! Brother Lu, let me think about the lines I'm going to say..."

"Didn't I tell you to focus on three key points: hug your legs, cry poor, and cry that you have a sister to support..."

“Is there a line that’s a little less shameful…”

"No! I'm going to kick..."

"Don't!" Ye Fan covered his crotch with a nervous look.

"Little Girl" looked up speechlessly at these two funny guys. They were openly discussing how to put on a show for her right in front of her door?

She almost laughed out of anger.

She now doubts whether Ye Fan, such a silly guy, is the reincarnation of her brother. His personality is so bad.

"You think you're smart?"

Little Nannan... to be precise, it was the empress who spoke. Her voice was still the soft and crisp voice of Little Nannan, but with a sense of majesty.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan's bodies stiffened and they began to exchange glances.

What should I do? ——Ye Fan.

Go up and cry! Go up and cry! ——Lu Xian

I don't think it's reliable. ——Ye Fan.

If you cry more miserably, she will soften her heart. The arrow is on the string, go for it! ——Lu Xian

Then I'll do it! ——Ye Fan.

Come on, come on, come on! ——Lu Xian.

The two of them exchanged glances for a moment, and understood each other's meaning tacitly. After Ye Fan briefly thought about it for a while, his eyes began to turn slightly red.

"Oh, Your Majesty! I..." Ye Fan finally finished thinking and was about to go up to hug the little girl's legs and start crying, but she kicked him and he fell over.

"go in!"

The empress really couldn't stand these two funny guys anymore. Her consciousness fell silent again, and the little girl blinked blankly.

"See, I told you it works!" Lu Xian gave a thumbs up to Ye Fan who had gotten up, "Good acting!"

Ye Fan wiped the mud off his face and felt quite excited. Is this really possible?
The empress obviously agreed to help.

After Lu Xian finished speaking, he picked up the confused little girl again, and took out two bags of snack gift packs and a box of pure milk from the system space and held them in his hands.

"Brother Lu, why are you bringing this up?"

"It's your first time visiting someone, so shouldn't you give them some gifts?"

Ye Fan's mouth twitched when he heard this. If it wasn't me, my friend, are you going to give this to the emperor?
"Brother Lu, I think you bought one less pig's trotter..."

(End of this chapter)

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