Douluo: Phoenix God Descends, Emperor Flame Burns the Sky

Chapter 591 Tang San, driven to the brink of collapse by a trick!
"Would you like me to have one?"

Tang San looked hesitant and stammered, unsure of what to say.

Xiao Wu quickly withdrew her hand, her voice unconsciously turning cold.

"Oh, sorry, mistress."

"I thought we had a good relationship, so I could ask you for one. If it's too precious, then forget it."

"I originally wanted to keep one for self-defense, since my mistress is never around, and she feels very insecure."

After saying that, Xiao Wu turned to leave.

Watching the scorpion braid swaying away into the distance, Tang San's heart seemed to drift away with it.

He gritted his teeth and called out to Xiao Wu.

"Little dance!"

"and many more!"

Xiao Wu stopped in her tracks.

"Xiao Wu, it's not that I don't want to give it to you, it's just that this Buddha's Wrath Lotus is far too dangerous. I'll teach you how to use it, and you must remember it well."

Tang San quickly stepped forward, took out a Buddha's Wrath Lotus from his robes, and carefully handed it to Xiao Wu, explaining as he did so:
"There is a mechanism at the bottom of this lotus flower. Just press it in, and the Buddha's Wrath Lotus will explode in three seconds."

"Xiao Wu, remember this."

"This Buddha's Wrath Lotus must be used from a distance; otherwise, its area-of-effect attack may accidentally injure yourself."

"Its lotus petals are sharp and thin. Once the mechanism is turned, it will control the lotus to float in the direction you throw it. Therefore, even if the distance is far, it can quickly approach and hit the enemy."

Xiao Wu took the Buddha's Wrath Lotus, her face beaming with a youthful smile that left Tang San speechless, staring at her in a daze.

So beautiful...

Xiao Wu, my Xiao Wu...

"Thanks!"

Xiao Wu put the Buddha's Wrath Tang Lotus into her soul tool, then clapped her hands and turned to leave.

"Hey, Xiaowu, where are you going?"

Xiao Wu blinked.

"Going back for dinner?"

"What, you want to freeload a meal?"

Tang San was speechless for a moment.

He just gave Xiao Wu the incomparably precious Buddha's Wrath Lotus, and Xiao Wu didn't even show any reaction?
Shouldn't she suddenly rush into his arms and then, unable to resist, kiss him?
He wouldn't even treat me to a meal...

Xiao Wu laughed heartily.

"Just kidding!"

"Hey, who are we? We're sworn siblings!"

"Let's go, let's go eat at the school cafeteria!"

……

"Whoo~"

"Finally home!"

With Yu Xiaogang by her side, Liu Erlong finally escaped from Wuhun City and returned to Tiandou City.

She couldn't wait to find a place to wash up properly, and at the same time, she wanted to leave the troublesome Yu Xiaogang to Flander's care.

After all, Liu Erlong couldn't help Yu Xiaogang pull out the plug.

It's always congested.

Yu Xiaogang's belly has gotten bigger...

However, this was his own choice.

Shrek Academy.

Flander was having a headache about how to deal with Yu Xiaogang. Not only did Liu Erlong feel disgusted, but he also felt disgusted.
But we can't just abandon Yu Xiaogang.

Just when I was having a headache.

Flander thought he would go to the cafeteria to get food first, and then he saw Tang San walking with Xiao Wu.

After confirming several times, Flander quickly walked towards Tang San.

"Little San!"

"Uh, Dean Flander?"

Flander walked up excitedly, patted Tang San on the shoulder, and inexplicably smelled a stench of feces that wafted into Tang San's nostrils.

Since being severely injured by Lin Xiao, Flander has maintained the strength of a Soul Saint, but he has been unable to make any further progress in his life and is unable to exert intense use of soul power.

However, he still serves as the dean of Shrek Academy.

"Dean Flander, I just got back too. I was planning to come see you later."

Without a word, Flander grabbed Tang San's hand and dragged him towards his office. "Hey! Dean, we haven't eaten yet!"

Flanders said irritably:
"Eat, eat, eat! What's good to eat?"

"Pack your things and take them to the dean's office!"

"Come quick, I have something for you to do."

finally.

Tang San could only look at Xiao Wu with regret and apology in his eyes before being led to the dean's office by Flandre.

After arriving at the dean's office.

Flander looked at Tang San solemnly.

"Xiao San, I remember you once said something like 'A teacher for a day is a father for life,' right?"

"Yes, teacher."

"If one day the master falls on hard times and needs your care, would you take care of him, without minding that he is dirty or troublesome?"

"Dean Flander, what are you saying? I am the teacher's student, and the teacher holds a place in my heart like a father. If I, Tang San, were to look down on him, I would not be human!"

Hear this.

Flanders let out a long sigh of relief.

"That's fine, that's fine."

Followed by.

Flander then briefly recounted Yu Xiaogang's recent experiences to Tang San. Tang San was initially overjoyed that Yu Xiaogang was still alive, but his heart was filled with anger afterward.

"Is the teacher alright?"

"No big deal."

Flanders said sincerely:

"Xiao San, I'm so busy with work, I really don't have time to take care of Xiao Gang."

"Since you don't mind taking care of Xiaogang, then I'm entrusting your teaching to you from now on. You must take good care of Xiaogang!"

Tang San nodded in deep agreement.

"Don't worry, Dean."

"I, Tang San, will certainly not fail in my mission!"

At this moment, Tang San was unaware of what he was facing.

Until the afternoon.

When Flander told him that he had to personally remove the seal blocking Yu Xiaogang, Tang San's face instantly turned a shit-green color, just like the school uniform of Shrek Academy.

Do we really have to do this?
Tang San was plunged into anguish.

however.

But then he heard Flander's voice in his ear.

"Hurry up, you mistress!"

"Your teachers have been holding back for days. If they keep doing this, they might die!"

Tang San shakily helped Yu Xiaogang break the seal. The moment the seal was broken, a powerful gust of air rushed towards him, carrying specks of juice that splashed all over Tang San's face.

Then came a volcanic eruption.

Flander felt a churning in his stomach and almost vomited.

Tang San, on the other hand, opened his mouth wide and vomited profusely, tears streaming down his face.

Two lives are human beings.

This is the first time I've ever experienced something like this.

That's like being drenched in shit.

Tang San was about to break down.

He painstakingly crafted the Buddha's Wrath Lotus, but Xiao Wu didn't gain any benefit from it.

I finally met the master, but the first thing I did was to help him pull out the plug, and then I got splashed with excrement by a waterfall.

For a while.

Tang San cried like a 200-pound child.

Flanders sighed:

"You kid."

"You promised you wouldn't mind Xiaogang..."

Tang San was crying his eyes out.

Using his soul power, he temporarily shook off the filth on his body, then reached out and put two fingers together on Yu Xiaogang's body, intending to soothe his meridians, but accidentally triggered a second wave of ejaculation...

(End of this chapter)