Douluo: Phoenix God Descends, Emperor Flame Burns the Sky

Chapter 458 So cute, I want to have one with Sister Yanyan...

Lin Xiao, together with the Ice Emperor and the Snow Emperor, returned to Tiandou City.

"Lin Xiao, does that woman have feelings for you?"

Hyotei suddenly spoke up and asked.

The woman she was referring to was, of course, Zhu Zhuyun.

Lin Xiao thought about it very seriously.

"more or less."

"However, I'm not sure whether she's attracted to my looks, admires my strength, or thinks she can get more benefits from me."

"After all, a woman like Zhu Zhuyun is already mentally mature beyond belief. She is almost a sophisticated egoist, and her marriage is based on self-interest. It is difficult for her to have true love again."

"However, these are not important."

Because Lin Xiao has no interest in Zhu Zhuyun.

He has the best Bing'er, the doting Yan Yan, and the loving Ye Lingling.

They are far more pure than Zhu Zhuyun.

Snow Empress joked:
"is it?"

"Lin Xiao, you're really heartless. What if she really has your heart set on you and is completely devoted to you? I think she really likes you."

Lin Xiao smiled, pursing her lips.

"There are a lot of people who like me."

"In the entire Tiandou City, many young ladies and noblewomen are obsessed with me. Am I supposed to go and break into their windows one by one in the middle of the night?"

"The sea of ​​desire is boundless, but passion has its shore."

Hyotei tilted its head.

"What do you mean?"

Lin Xiao said:
"It starts from emotion and ends with etiquette."

Hyotei shook his head.

"I understand even less now."

Lin Xiao subconsciously patted Hyotei's head. "It means you need to control yourself. People yearn for beautiful things. If you don't like beautiful women, are you even a man? If you don't like handsome men, are you even a woman?"

"However, if a person can't eat 10 kilograms of rice, just choose what suits you best."

"Being promiscuous is like overeating."

Xue Di burst out laughing.

"Yes."

"You have quite an appetite. You might not be able to finish 10 jin of rice, but you can definitely eat three bowls of rice."

Lin Xiao gave an awkward laugh.

The main reason is that the rice is already cooked.

If he doesn't eat it, he's wasting it.

All Lin Xiao can do now is try to prevent the new rice from cooking again.

Suddenly, Lin Xiao caught a glimpse of Hyotei looking at him with a strange expression out of the corner of his eye.

"what happened?"

Why are you touching my head?

Lin Xiao: "..."

broken.

Hyotei's image is too deceptive. Seeing a cute green-haired loli tilting her head, you subconsciously treat her as a child.

But in fact, Hyotei's age is comparable to Lin Xiao's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.

Lin Xiao definitely couldn't tell the truth: "I treated you like a child."

This is extremely offensive.

Xue Di looked at Lin Xiao with amusement in her eyes.

Bing'er is innocent, with a personality as pure and clear as the ice and snow of the far north. If Lin Xiao said he would treat her like a child, he would definitely not be happy. What would he say?

Lin Xiao explained in a very serious tone:
"Touching someone's head is a form of etiquette in the human world, expressing closeness and affection."

"Polite people will pat their heads."

Xue Di:?
That's pure nonsense, isn't it!

Although Bing'er is naive, she wouldn't believe something like this...

"I see."

Hyotei stood on tiptoe, gently patted Lin Xiao's head with her soft little hand, and then tilted her head back and said:

"I quite like you as a human."

Then, Hyotei patted Yuki-tei's head.

"Sister Xue, I like you very much too."

Lin Xiao: "..."

Snow Emperor: "..."

Xue Di looked at Lin Xiao with a strange expression, as if to say, "How could you bear to deceive such an innocent child?"
Lin Xiao was almost completely charmed by Hyotei.

Although it's a ferocious beast of ancestral origin and has a domineering and assertive personality, it's undeniably adorable to an almost unfair degree.

I really want to have a baby with Sister Yanyan...

……

Tiandou City.

When a tall, beautiful girl with a silver spear on her back, her silver hair simply tied into a high ponytail with a ribbon, and her eyes as clear as glass appeared on the street.

Street vendors surged forth instantly.

"Little Nana, would you like some sesame seed cakes?"

"eat."

"Little Nana, would you like some roast chicken?"

"eat."

"Little Nana, would you like some fruit?"

"eat."

“Little Nana…”

The roadside vendors surrounded the tall, silver-haired girl in the center like stars around the moon, all eager and generous, hoping she would help them sell their goods.

Gu Yuena has a huge appetite.

It's as if, although her appearance has changed to human, her stomach is still that of a dragon.

In the short few days that Lin Xiao was away,

Gu Yuena learned how to spend money.

This was another extremely serious blow to Xiao Wu.

In the past, when Gu Yuena asked her to help buy things, she would consider the situation and try to buy as little as possible, advising Gu Yuena to eat less.

But now Gu Yuena doesn't want her to help her buy things anymore; instead, she simply wants money.

Xiao Wu offered to buy it for her, but she wasn't happy about it.

You'll have to pay for it yourself.

In the end, Xiao Wu couldn't argue with her and had no choice but to agree.

But Xiao Wu immediately regretted it.

It seems that the word "moderation" simply doesn't exist in Gu Yuena's dictionary.

When faced with food, even the word "refuse" was omitted.

Many vendors don't actually have to worry about not being able to sell their goods.

But they still flocked to Gu Yuena to buy things.

It's not so much about making money.

Instead, they wanted to enjoy Gu Yuena's eating performance.

"Wow, amazing! Nana, one more picture!"

"Where's the sesame seed cake? The sesame seed cake!"

The crispy and smooth sesame seed cakes were served quickly.

Gu Yuena folded the sesame seed cake slightly, opened her mouth into a small arc, revealing her snow-white teeth and pink tongue. With a flick of her tongue, her teeth opened and closed like the sharpest steel blades, tearing the sesame seed cake into pieces in a few swift movements. With a movement of her throat, she swallowed it into her stomach.

Few people can eat with such silky smoothness.

"it is good!!!"

"Nana is amazing!"

"Whoever marries Nana will be truly blessed!"

"One more, Nana?"

A group of middle-aged women surrounded Gu Yuena, blocking her way and praising her.

The saying goes that being able to eat is a blessing, and in the eyes of these aunties, Gu Yuena, who is as beautiful as Gu Yuena and still likes to eat their food, is simply a treasure girl who has fallen into the mortal world.

A barely perceptible smile appeared on Gu Yuena's aloof and stunningly beautiful face, as if she were already lost in the aunties' praise.

In the distance, Xiao Wu leaned weakly against the wall.

His face was filled with an expression of utter despair.

"What I'm saying is, what's the difference between this and raising a child?"

"No, of course there's a difference!"

"This isn't taking care of a child, it's taking care of an ancestor!"

Being merely the darling of the food street is far from Gu Yuena's limit.

At Shrek Academy.

Gu Yuena set a series of records for hitting the teacher in class, trampling on teaching rules, and beating up classmates.

He was nicknamed "Little Tyrant with Silver Dragon Spear".

The funniest thing is that she hit the teacher because the teacher made her eat during class, and she beat up her classmate because the teacher wouldn't give her any food.

In a very short time,
Gu Yuena quickly adapted to life in the human world and thrived there.

It's just... the art style is really too strange.

How exactly did it go off course?!
(End of this chapter)