LOL: What is a concept player?
Chapter 9 You are really a retired lumberjack with no axe and no wood!
Chapter 9 You are really a retired lumberjack with no axe and no wood!
In an instant, the two passers-by in the midfield and jungle on Chu Ran's side burst into laughter and typed "6" in the chat interface respectively.
Seeing Chu Ran's words, Uzi was immediately furious and his face turned red. He originally wanted to spit back, but Xiao Ming beside him reminded him: "Uzi, forget it, pay attention to the impact."
He held his breath but he was still unhappy inside. His chubby face looked a little red due to the high blood pressure.
【Red temperature value +250】
【Red temperature value +250】
After scolding Uzi, Chu Ran saw that he no longer responded and was too lazy to pay attention to him.
A player who is like a giant baby, spoiled by others.
It was as if he had to TP to the top lane when the fight started in the bottom lane, and when he was caught in the bottom lane he was still in the state of returning to the city with low health.
Chu Ran knows Uzi too well. He probably feels that he was caught and wants to find a reason to pass the buck.
But Chu Ran won't tolerate it.
At this moment, Du Ji, who was laning against Chu Ran in the top lane, felt sweaty and didn't even have the mind to interact with the fans.
After reaching level 6, he made a mistake and failed to kill the cannon cart with his Q, allowing Chu Ran to seize the opportunity and kill him alone. This made Du Ji so angry that he pounded the table.
Bang bang bang!
"What a rubbish hero! He was just one drop of blood away, and that's why the soldier didn't die with Q. Why don't you nerf so many heroes, but just focus on Irelia every day? What a rubbish, League of Legends designer!"
"Look at this Sword Lady. She used her ultimate to destroy me by 4 times and took away two-thirds of my health! How can she play without nerfing me?"
Du Ji was already a little overwhelmed, and started yelling in the live broadcast room, causing countless barrages to scroll wildly.
【Hahahaha, another one of our defenses was broken. 】
[To be honest, this Sword Princess is really strong! I think she can be called the best Sword Princess in the country. ]
[What the hell, just because she beat an Ionia, she became the best swordswoman in China? Even Coke can't compare to her, let alone the swordsman Jinoo. ]
[Can Gou Ba really boast? Can Fiora lead the team to win the game? Or does it still depend on Xiao Gou? ]
[But your puppy is already 0-3, which is uglier than the anchor's record. ]
At this moment, Du Ji saw the good news from the bottom lane and finally calmed down.
"It's okay, guys. The anchor is not in good shape this time. We have a lot of fat in the bottom lane. I just need to hold on."
At the same time, RNG club.
Uzi's chubby face was already red, and he kept pinging the signal to his jungler. He also didn't let the mid laner and Chu Ran's Fiora go, and let out angry roars.
"Do these mid, top and jungle players know how to play games? Who will lead them to a higher score in this round?"
"Uzi, hold on, we have a lot of power in the top lane!"
After hearing what Xiao Ming said, Uzi felt even more upset and gritted his teeth.
It's not his game, he would rather lose!
Moreover, this C person even mocked Chu Ran on Weibo for not knowing how to play Jhin.
Seeing the frequent good news from the bottom lane, Chu Ran was speechless.
With no vision, he pushed the line madly, thinking that the opponent's jungler would not catch him.
"It seems I have to rely on myself!"
After a moment, Chu Ran killed Du Ji again, causing Du Ji to die in the live broadcast room. However, he himself was also low on health. In order to avoid being killed by the opposing jungler Lee Sin, he had no choice but to return to the city and watch Lee Sin push the troops into his tower.
"Fortunately, we should only lose a few melee soldiers."
After Chu Ran returned to the city, he bought a small wooden hammer and straw sandals. He didn't even fully recover yet, so he hurriedly used Q to hurry on his way.
Uzi, who was just last hitting in the bottom lane, saw such a large wave of soldiers in the top lane.
Just like a dog smelling fresh shit, his eyes lit up and his precise barrage was aimed directly at the top lane at that moment.
When Chu Ran was about to reach the tower, he saw with his own eyes that EZ's ultimate skill directly consumed a large wave of soldiers, leaving only a small number.
hiss!
For a moment, Chu Ran took a deep breath.
At this moment, he just felt that the red temperature was off the charts.
The opponent is Uzi, is this a crucial game?
But QTMD! I can’t stand it!
Chu Ran immediately pinged Uzi countless times and turned into an e-sports pianist.
"You've never seen a line of soldiers in your life? Why are you like a dog? When you see a line of soldiers, you rush over as if you saw shit. Why don't you eat enough in the club? Why do you come to the canyon to look for food?"
Uzi's originally smiling face suddenly disappeared after seeing this sentence. His pupils suddenly shrank and his face became redder and redder.
But this is not the end yet, Chu Ran's words rushed towards Uzi like a tide.
"You're like that retired lumberjack, you know? No axe and no wood!"
"I'm giving you this little bit of money from the troops. Just think of it as buying coffins for your whole family! I wish you will be infertile in the future, but have many children and grandchildren!"
"666666!"
"Brother, you curse so filthy!"
"A man of letters! A retired lumberjack!"
"Awesome! I watched it several times before I figured out what infertility and having many children and grandchildren meant!"
Chu Ran sent this message on the public channel so everyone could see it. Even Du Ji was shocked when he saw it.
"Fuck, I always thought I was of poor quality, but it turns out there are masters out there!"
At this moment, the barrage of comments in his live broadcast room was flooding the screen. Because Uzi was not broadcasting, many people found that Du Ji was matched with Uzi, and they were all watching in this live broadcast room. When they saw Chu Ran’s words, they were immediately furious!
[Is this person sick?]
[What's wrong with my dog eating a little of his troops? Are you not satisfied with helping him gain points? ]
[Does he understand the value of being the world's No. 1 ADC? ]
[Ah, yes, yes, 0-4 EZ leads 3-0 Fiora to rank up! ]
[This person is so fierce, I like him! ]
[No matter who is scolding the bathing dog, I will definitely come to help! ]
[This lumberjack is so crazy, he made me laugh so hard. ]
[I like your comments very much, but please remember to turn off your private messages! ]
Seeing Chu Ran's crackling words, Uzi was suffocated. His chest kept rising and falling, and half the sky was red!
"Fuck him!"
Uzi slammed the mouse and pressed Alt+F4 to exit the game. Xiao Ming was stunned and asked quickly, "Uzi, where are you going?"
"I'm not going to play anymore. This guy is not worthy of me helping him win. Fortunately, he was kicked out by RNG, otherwise I would feel sick seeing him every day!"
"Go take a shower!"
Taking a shower again?
Xiao Ming's face changed, and his expression became complicated. Seeing the question marks of several teammates, he could only type to explain: "His computer is broken, and there are no extra computers. I'm sorry."
However, Chu Ran was still angry and typed out a line of words immediately.
"The temperature is off the charts, so you're taking a shower to cool down?"
I'll paralyze you!
Uzi was standing behind Xiao Ming and when he saw these words, his temper kept rising and his fists kept clenching. If he could find Chu Ran, he would definitely beat Chu Ran up.
【Red temperature value +250】
【Red temperature value +250】
Chu Ran sneered at Xiao Ming's words that the computer was broken.
This time, there was one person missing. In a high-end game, there was almost no hope of winning without an AD. Looking at the huge word "failure", Chu Ran was really disgusted.
In his previous life, he had at most seen netizens teasing and making memes about Uzi on the Internet, but today he experienced it personally.
can only say--
The scolding from netizens in the previous life was not too lenient!
I immediately took a screenshot of the settlement panel, edited a short essay, and posted it directly on my Weibo.
After a short period of fermentation, his Weibo post directly caused the entire LPL circle to explode, setting off a bloody storm!
(End of this chapter)
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