Huayu: I'm reborn, but you still force me to be a scumbag?

Chapter 342: Hit a big watermelon and I am really a fairy

Next, Chen Nuo spent a day in LA with his family and friends.

I went to the Griffith Observatory to see the city view, and also went to the Avenue of Stars to look for traces left by two Chinese Kung Fu superstars, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

Chen Nuo didn't expect that Zhang Yiyi's father was actually a fan of Kung Fu movies.

But speaking of it, even though Chen Nuo almost settled down in LA in his previous life, he had never really visited the Avenue of Stars. This also included Li Er and Qi Yifei who had been there many times, not to mention Chen Bicheng and Pan Chengrong who had rarely been to the United States, and Choi Sulli who was back for the first time.

The group finally found it and looked at it with great interest for a long time.

It was only at this time that Chen Nuo learned that Bruce Lee only left behind one star made by his descendants.

Jackie Chan left many marks outside the TCL Chinese Theatre with her flashy style.

Not only were there signatures, handprints and footprints, but he also used his famous garlic nose to poke the cement a few times, leaving nose prints.

One can imagine how high-spirited the eldest brother must have been at that time.

Many people in the family and friends group also expressed their admiration for this.

Pan Chengrong asked curiously, "Are they the only two Chinese people here?"

Zhang Yiyi said: "No, there is also John Woo."

Li Yu said: "However, as for the actors, there are indeed only two of them, and one is Chinese American, so he is not considered Chinese."

Qi Yifei said with a smile: "When will Xiao Nuo come to keep one? I see that your popularity in the United States is not much worse than Jackie Chan's now."

What Qi Yifei meant was that no matter where they went, people would come up to Chen Nuo to take photos with them.

Although there were not many of these people and they were all stopped by Linghu, the passers-by who were taking pictures of them with their mobile phones could not be stopped and continued.

If these are not enough to prove much, then some of the strange screams can also explain the problem.

There are whatever they are called.

His name is Chen, his name is Joker, and his name is Edward.

He even met a tall Chinese boy who called him "God of Gamblers" at the top of his lungs.

It really made Mr. Nuo laugh.

Then he turned around and asked Linghu to let the boy go, and signed the only signature of the day on the boy's down jacket.

Having learned from previous experience, even though it was a boy's request, Chen Nuo was very careful and confirmed it again and again before putting pen to paper.

“Quit gambling. Chen Nuo, 2010.3.8”

Chen Nuo actually meant to make a joke.

However, seeing that boy and his white girlfriend were both smiling and jumping around, Chen Nuo felt that the joke was probably in vain.

Hearing Qi Yifei's words, Chen Bicheng laughed and said, "Him? He's still a little immature. He's still a long way from it. Chen Nuo, don't you think so?"

After saying that, he looked at Chen Nuo.

Chen Nuo was talking to Zhang Yiyi and ignored him.

Finally, Li Yu immediately interrupted and solved the problem, "Uncle Chen, it's not far away. When Chen Nuo is a few years older, he will definitely be invited. Now he is actually qualified, but he is a little younger, so the requirements from the outside world will inevitably be higher for him."

What does Li Yu's polite words mean when translated?

It may be Chen Nuo's popularity or social influence in North America.

However, in terms of artistic achievement or industry contribution, it still lacks something that can be the final word and establish its position in film history.

Although the Dark Knight is good, Joker said that Po Tian is just a supporting villain.

Although Twilight was a sensation, its influence was limited to young people under the age of 30, especially women. In the patriarchal society of Hollywood, it still cannot be taken too seriously.

Just like Justin Bieber, no matter how popular he was in the United States in 2010, no one called him the King of Pop.

Of course, if Chen Nuo was older, for example, 50 years old, and produced works like "The Dark Knight" and "Twilight", it is not impossible that he would be invited to leave his imprint out of respect for the elderly.

However, he is only 24 years old now, and the Avenue of Stars committee will inevitably become more stringent, just like the Oscar judges.

To put it more nicely, that's called leaving some room for improvement.

To put it bluntly, your hair hasn't even fully grown yet, so stop complaining to me.

Want to create another Asian miracle, right?
Then bring out some real stuff and see.

……

at night,

Qi Yuntian, Zhang Yiyi, Li Yu and Chen Nuo were drinking and chatting in the Hilton's executive lounge.

Mr. Zhang Yiyi’s health has been failing since last year.

In fact, there was no special disease. It was just that he had suffered too much when he was young. As a result, he was not even 70 years old, but his spirit was getting worse day by day, just like a flower or a tree, which, after its blooming season, withers and dies.

"This should be their last time to go on a long journey. Thank you Teacher Li and Uncle Qi, and thank you Uncle Chen and Aunt Pan for always putting up with my parents..."

Seeing that Chen Nuo and Qi Yuntian were both dissatisfied, Zhang Yiyi stopped talking.

Several people including Li Yu clinked their glasses together, and Zhang Yiyi continued, "In fact, the script of Dumb was written based on my father. When I was a child, I heard my father talk about some things when he was young, and then I remembered them in my mind, slowly accumulating them over many years."

Zhang Yiyi spun the glass and looked at the amber wine inside. Then, he lifted the glass and took a sip. He continued, "So, Zhang the Mute has the last name Zhang."

"However, my dad is luckier than Zhang the Mute. He was not forced to become mute. He just stutters a little. Also, after he separated from Xiao Zhu, he met my mom."

"My mom is two years older than my dad. She was almost 30 when she met my dad. The blind man played by Yuanyuan in the second script was adapted from my mom's past experiences."

"They were both over 40 before they had me."

"They spoiled me no matter what I wanted to do since I was a kid. I don't know what possessed me but I insisted on going to film school. It took me three attempts to get in."

"Haha, in three years, they never gave me any advice."

"Later, after I graduated, I went to graduate school, all using my family's money."

"Then we made movies. I ruined the first one halfway through. When we were filming Dumb, we couldn't find investors even if we died. I went home and told them to give me the money."

"My father had saved all his life's savings. That night, he put the note by my bed without saying a word."

"Two hundred and three thousand five..."

"Haha, I guess I'll remember this number for the rest of my life."

Zhang Yiyi smiled at Chen Nuo: "Didn't you ask me how I cut my hair?"

He turned around and asked Li Yu, "Are you saying it or am I saying it?"

Li Yu smiled and said, "Go ahead."

Zhang Yiyi said: "We are getting ready to get married."

"what?"

"Yeah." Zhang Yiyi smiled, "Firstly, we are not young anymore. I am 33 and Yu is 37. We think it is a matter of time, so why not do it this year? Secondly, my dad... Hi."

He shook his head and turned to look at Li Yu with an expression that Chen Nuo had never seen before.

It is serious and solemn, and can even be said to exude a kind of sacred solemnity.

"I always say that meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life. I'm not kidding. I know you don't really want to get married, let alone have children, but..."

Li Yu glanced at Chen Nuo and Qi Yuntian, a hint of shame appeared on his face, and he shook his head and said, "Okay, I know, don't say it anymore."

Zhang Yiyi smiled and said, "Okay, I won't say anything. But thank you, Yu. Really."

Chen Nuo tilted his head and looked at Qi Yuntian.

The man's face was calm, but his eyes were as deep as a lake under the dim light.

Then Chen Nuo asked, "When are you going to do it? Not during this time, I'm filming."

"As for the time, maybe in the second half of the year. I'll let you know when it's decided."

Chen Nuo said: "Okay."

Several people were silent for a while, and Zhang Yiyi suddenly raised his voice and said, "By the way, let's talk about you. What's going on between you and Harvey Weinstein? What about the $200 million bet? I can understand Polanski, after all, that old guy is deliberately looking for trouble..."

Li Yu scolded: "Speak properly and don't curse."

Zhang Yiyi's face straightened immediately, and he said, "It's OK that Polanski took the initiative to provoke us. But as for Harvey Weinstein, I remember you have no grudge against him, right? This time you won 200 million US dollars from him, but I guess the grudge is also formed. Is it worth it? Harvey is not an ordinary guy. When you are in Hollywood in the future, what should you do if he makes trouble for you and disgusts you?"

Before Chen Nuo could speak, Li Yu could not help but object, "You can't say that. Nuozi didn't steal or rob. He won by strength. If Harvey has any shame, he should admit defeat."

Li Yu had a look of solidarity on his face.

"Who in the world could have imagined that The Hurt Locker would win the Best Picture? Could you have imagined it? What did you say when you heard about it last night? You said that Nuozi was doomed to lose, right? In the end, you just didn't believe that a movie directed by a woman could win an award, right?"

"Haha. What's the result?"

"Now, those people who are following the money-making on the Internet, are worshipping Nuozi to death? Just like the foreign student today, they all call him the God of Gamblers. Harvey is a piece of shit, a scumbag who messes around with women, and he will go to jail sooner or later. Do you think Nuozi is a vegetarian in Hollywood and afraid of him? Don't you think so, Nuozi?"

Chen Nuo nodded and said, "Director Li is right. I usually don't eat vegetarian food here. Every day I eat either chicken or beef. I'm almost vomiting."

"Hahaha." Several people laughed.

Zhang Yiyi looked at Chen Nuo's expression, smiled, and said, "Just keep it in mind. Anyway, you are getting more and more powerful now, and I don't understand what you are doing. However, having too many enemies is not a good thing after all. Your domestic affairs with Huayi are not over yet, and there are Harvey and Polanski abroad. You'd better be careful. Some things are really easy to dodge, but difficult to guard against."

Li Yu said: "Okay, you said less, Nuozi must know what's going on."

"Okay, okay, okay. I won't say anything. Anyway, just make your next movie well, win the Venice Film Festival first, and win the three major European awards. Don't let Sean Penn get too proud. I almost vomited when I saw how cocky he was when he was presenting the award yesterday. What a show-off. Damn it. Remember, the important task is left to you. I'm going to get married and have kids."

"Hahaha."

Several men laughed. Li Yu rolled his eyes at Zhang Yiyi and said, "You really have drunk too much."

"What about the movie? You two aren't going to make it anymore?"

"Take a break for a year or two, write some scripts, and have a baby. My "Blind Man" wasn't done well, and neither was Yu's "Apple"... But having said that, I think that Zhang Xinyu from your company should have a bright future if you train her well, better than Gao Yuanyuan. Qi Da, you have a good eye."

Qi Yuntian laughed and said, "There are only a few of us anyway, so let's just leave it like this."

"Why don't you sign more?" Li Yu asked curiously, "There are so many people in China who want to join your company. If you pick and choose, you can always find some good ones, right?"

"It's better to have nothing than to have something of poor quality. Don't you understand this?" Zhang Yiyi said.

Li Yu's eyes widened and he said, "You understand? Then why do you have so many ex-girlfriends?"

Chen Nuo deliberately looked at Zhang Yiyi for a while, then said, "It's not that we don't want to sign anyone. I just thought it was better to have fewer people, and there are only so many resources in China. However, after Avatar, the market seems to be getting bigger and bigger. The current general manager of our company also told me that there are fewer artists, and many opportunities have been seen, but no one has taken them, which is a pity. I discussed it with Qi Da and decided to see if there are any suitable ones in the second half of this year, and then sign one or two more."

"Are you still planning on having a girl?" Zhang Yiyi said with a smile.

Chen Nuo looked at him without changing his expression, and smiled faintly: "Maybe. Why, do you have any ideas? Do you want to help with the consultation and have an interview?"

Zhang Yiyi's originally mischievous smile suddenly froze.

Li Yu chuckled and said, "I think it's okay. You won't have to look at my face every day. I guess you'll get tired of it sooner or later. Go see the girl and change your taste. It's good, right, Zhang Yiyi?"

……

After chatting, Chen Nuo returned to the room and couldn't help feeling mixed emotions.

Maybe it’s because of the alcohol, I always feel a little sad in my heart.

The one who was sad was not Zhang Yiyi, who was probably going to be beaten tonight.

Instead,

It hasn't been that long.

Zhang Yiyi, the girl with long hair, is actually getting married.

He was digging on the loess slope, and the woman with a ponytail shaking beside him was demonstrating to him, and the scene was still clearly in front of him.

At that time he thought this guy was either a freak or a gay, but today, after taking off his retro bell-bottom pants, cutting his long hair, and changing his glasses to gold-rimmed ones, he looks like a decent human being.

If I become a father in the future...

OMG, it was really hard for him to imagine Zhang Yiyi, the man who believed “one million is one million,” changing his diaper.

And Qi Yuntian, what he thinks about every day is not where to find a boyfriend, but how to deal with the increasingly stringent pressure to get married and have children?
Alas, how come it has come to this point without me noticing?

Yes, he is not 18 or 19 years old now.

24 is old.

He was not really young, but at the age of blooming gardenias. It had been almost six years since he was reborn...

fuck!

While taking a shower, Chen Nuo suddenly remembered something.

It was his high school deskmate Wang Zhihan, who he hadn’t contacted for a long time and had no news on QQ.

When he attended a class reunion before his rebirth, he heard that about 6 or 7 years after graduation, Wang Zhihan hurt someone because of emotional issues.

He doesn't know the exact time, but roughly speaking, it might be next year.

It looks like we can't delay any longer. I'll contact them after I finish filming and return home to see what the situation is over there.

It's impossible for him to be reborn and only care about his own comfort and happiness, and let his friends who used to skip classes to play games together end up behind bars and surrounded by walls.

Well, come to think of it, he hasn’t played CS for a long time, and the same goes for World of Warcraft.

I am really old.

Chen Nuo's rare sadness disappeared within two minutes after he received Liu Yifei's call.

"March 3th? The Hawthorn Tree should be out by then, right? Shouldn't you be accompanying Director Zhang and the others on the roadshow? How would you find the time to meet them in person?"

"What kind of face-to-face meeting? This is our guild's activity!"

"Yes, yes, yes. But I remember it was not long ago that we were active last time. Are you active again?"

"It's been a long time. The last time was in August. It's been more than half a year, okay?"

"Yes, and then what? Did someone from your guild come to BJ again this time?"

"They didn't come to BJ, I went to Chengdu."

……

"Loulan" is a guild in Xichuan Telecom, the third zone of World of Warcraft.

The guild was established quite early, but it was very small and had never developed much. From level 45 to level 70, there were only about 30 people in total. Almost half of them were local players from Xichuan, and there were also several classmates of the president.

"I am a fairy" is a very new orc warrior. One time when the guild leader was leveling up in Stranglethorn Vale, he saw her being guarded by an Alliance hunter, so he came to her aid. Finally, as they chatted, he accepted her into the guild.

The guild president later boasted about this incident more than 300 times in the guild channel, and everyone in the Loulan Guild remembered it.

However, at the beginning, this warrior who rarely went online and always asked people to help him level up was not very popular among the big men in the guild, and they were reluctant to call him to go into dungeons.

It's really too bad.

Basically, when people chat privately, they all say that this person is either clumsy or mentally retarded.

Until one time when the guild was exploring Karazhan, because he was attracting monsters like an idiot and pulling aggro like a retard, which caused the whole team to be wiped out many times, this "I am a god" finally spoke up and said sorry.

At that moment, all the members of the Loulan Guild felt as if they had suddenly been enlightened.

All of this person's incomprehensible behaviors and anomalies in the past now have a reasonable explanation -

Turns out it’s a girl.

Well, in this way, although the activities of the day still could not continue, the guild did not fall apart, and only 2 people quit the guild.

A shaman and a priest.

In other words, two healing nurses were driven away by a stupid sub-tank. Even the girl couldn't pull them back.

As for the phrase “I am such a goddess”, it was when I first said she was an actress.

It was during a casual chat within the guild.

It was a small guild, with only a few members, and even fewer who were online regularly. There were probably only about 10 or 20 people in total, most of whom were casual players. After a while, we got to know each other, and one day, in our spare time, we talked about our respective professions and jobs.

There are civil servants, teachers, college students, self-employed individuals, and ordinary workers in companies.

Everyone is telling the truth, or at least it seems to be the truth.

However, what two of them said sounded fake at first glance.

One is the president’s “big watermelon”.

One is "I am truly a celestial being".

The president said that he was a stay-at-home dad who was a good-for-nothing and had accomplished nothing.

I'm really a fairy. She said she was an actress, and like the president, she was quite fat.

The president said, I am useless, I am not fat.

Tianxian said that there was a typo.

Onlookers commented, "Haha, these two are so damn boring."

They are all liars.

How is that possible!
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