Huayu: I'm reborn, but you still force me to be a scumbag?

Chapter 216 The Craziest Thing
When a big thing hits you on the head all of a sudden, some people will feel dizzy, while others will become calmer.

Chen Nuo always felt that he should be the second type.

But at this moment, he found that he seemed to be the first type, because when Eva Saint pronounced the two words NUO CHEN, he suddenly felt dizzy and couldn't tell the directions.

There was a hot current in his chest running around but couldn't find a way out, causing his blood pressure to rise throughout his body and his blood seemed to boil.

He knew what he should do.

So he held on to the armrests of the chair and stood up.

At this moment, a fragrant and fleshy body hugged him from the side.

Liu Yifei gave him a hug with all her might in front of the audience all over the world without any hesitation.

She hooked her arms around his neck in an unladylike manner and whispered in his ear in a loud voice: "I know, I know you can do it! Chen Nuo! Chen Nuo, I know!"

The scene of the two people hugging was broadcast to audiences around the world through ABC's live broadcast.

No one thought there was any problem, not even the mainland viewers who used VPNs to watch the video.

Because every Chinese and even Asian person, regardless of gender, who was watching this live broadcast on TV or computer couldn't help but laugh at this moment.

"It's great, Chen-kun!"

",! (Chen Nuoxi, you really did it)"

"Wow, he really won an Oscar!"

"Nozi, you are so good, I knew you could do it."

At the same time, at the Oscars ceremony, Liu Yifei's excited and trembling voice brought Chen Nuo back to reality from his trance.

He saw the bearded photographer taking a picture of him, and on the big screen at the scene was exactly what he looked like now.

On the screen, people in front, behind, and around him were standing up and applauding.

Some he knew, some he didn't.

These neatly dressed men and women all had smiles on their faces and clapped their hands loudly, as if they were sincerely congratulating him.

No matter whether he is sincere or not.

The first Oscar ever to be won by an Asian actor for his acting career is obviously worthy of a standing ovation.

Chen Nuo regained his composure, smiled at Liu Yifei, and said calmly, "Calm down, it's just a supporting actor."

Liu Yifei shook her head and said seriously and happily: "No, this is an Oscar. Congratulations, Chen Nuo."

"Thank you." Chen Nuo then shook the hand of Christopher Nolan, who was smiling and applauding at the side, and the two men hugged each other tightly.

"Congratulations, Chen."

"Thanks, Christopher."

Chen Nuo kissed Nolan's wife Emma Thomas, who was sitting next to the aisle, on the cheek, then straightened his suit and walked into the aisle.

Chen Nuo walked from the second row to the stage, neither hurried nor slow.

Halfway through, he saw boxing champion Will Smith and Eddie Murphy on the left side of the first row, and Natalie Portman and Steven Spielberg on the right.

They were all clapping.

for him.

At least for this moment, the entire Kodak Theater's circular hall cheered for him.

"Thank you, thank you..." Regardless of whether others could hear him amid the applause, Chen Nuo thanked them and nodded towards them at the same time.

Natalie Portman, sitting in the first row aisle, was clearly overly excited.

Although they have never acted opposite each other, they both starred in "My Blueberry Nights".

So, when she met Chen Nuo for the first time in real life, she took the initiative to give him a hug when he walked up to her.

"Congratulations, Chen. You deserve it." Natalie Portman said softly.

"Thank you very much." He kissed her left cheek.

Chen Nuo smiled and nodded to Robert De Niro, whom he had also met in Cannes, a few seats away.

then,

He was finally able to walk onto the circular stage at the Kodak Theatre Center.

No one could deny that this was his moment of glory.

There were too many award presenters, and several ladies were gracefully applauding him on the stage, so he didn't have time to shake hands with each one.

I can only greet with my eyes.

Including Angelina Jolie, the two of them just made eye contact and communicated for a moment in the air.

Julie opened her sexy mouth wide, Chen Nuo felt a little touched and gave her a grateful look.

He and Eva Sainte embraced gently.
Then, after this short yet long journey, I finally received the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor from her hands.

It was a little masculine figure that was shining with gold.

This gilded man seemed to weigh about 15 jin, which was not too heavy to hold in the hand, but not light either. Chen Nuo felt that it should be just right for swinging it to hit someone.

He knew that this was not the right time to suppress the strange thoughts in his mind.
When he stood at the podium to give his acceptance speech, he placed the little golden man on the stage.

The people who stood up below also sat down one after another.

At this time, there was a 45-second countdown on the screen opposite Chen Nuo. As soon as he opened his mouth, the numbers started to jump.

That was the time left for each winner of this year's Oscars to give a speech.

However, at this moment, a damn emergency occurred.

Chen Nuo suddenly found that he could not remember the acceptance speech he had prepared.

His damn bad memory popped up at this critical moment, and he tried to ruin the overall situation with bad intentions.

Chen Nuo looked at the sea of ​​faces below the stage, and his mind went blank for a moment.

Fortunately, he still remembered who he should thank first.

"Thank you Jonathan Nolan for bringing me from Hong Kong to Hollywood. Thank you Christopher for your unparalleled directing talent. You are the best director in my mind."

"Of course, dear Michael, thank you for hiring me as your newcomer..."

Then, what should I say?

What the hell was in that acceptance speech that he had drafted and had Rory Eisner edit in flowery English?
Seeing the countdown display screen reach 35 seconds, Chen Nuo decided to play according to his mood.

"I want to thank my parents, they actually never thought that I would become an actor..."

"And I originally just wanted to go to college. It's so difficult to get into college in China, especially for someone like me who feels at home in Hollywood."

You need to think a little bit to understand the self-deprecation and the little humor in his words.
So the laughter in the Kodak circular hall started from one point to the next, and finally burst into laughter.

At the same time, at this moment, a burst of laughter was also heard in a conference room of the Beijing Film Academy, thousands of miles away.

On the wall here, a projector is playing ABC's live broadcast.

There is no way, even if it is a little bit beyond the rules, but on this day,
The students from my college have all entered the Kodak Theater and are about to hold the little golden man.
You want me not to watch the live broadcast, is that possible?
So, early in the morning, almost all the performance-related teachers of the Film Academy in Beijing gathered here.

Principal Zheng said that participation was voluntary, and I don’t know why so many people came.

In short, the excitement and jubilation in the conference room after hearing Chen Nuo's award had finally calmed down a little.
Now he heard that his own student had revealed his own scandal and revealed part of the truth about the admissions scandal that year, saying that he really couldn't get into university and that's why he came to act.

The teachers who attended the admissions meeting that year all laughed out loud.

Among them, Principal Zheng laughed the loudest, and it could be heard in the cafeteria of the next building.

Dean Zhang Tianyou said with a smile: "So, after all, Principal Zheng has a good eye for talent. If the principal had not insisted on admitting Chen Nuo against all odds, we would be watching the students of the Central Academy of Drama win Oscars with a sour look on our faces."

This statement misses out something very important.

But they are all high-level intellectuals.

How could anyone remind Dean Zhang? You are wrong. If it weren't for the good news from Berlin that night, President Zheng would have kicked Chen Nuo out of the Film Academy.

Principal Zheng smiled and said, "Speaking of this, before Deputy Director Liu retired, I talked to him about this matter, and he was also very scared."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes." Zhang Tianyou said repeatedly.

The young teachers in the conference room cursed in their hearts, what you said is not nonsense. He was the winner of the Berlin Film Festival. If we really didn't want it, which college in the country would not laugh out loud.

At this time, the network lag was restored, and Chen Nuo, who was hung on the wall, continued: "After that, I was lucky enough to be admitted to the best art school in China."

Stuck again.

None of the teachers and leaders in the conference room complained about the network problem this time.

Because, when Chen Nuo said in English, "the best art school in China" came out from the speakers.

The entire conference room was in an uproar.

"Good fellow, good fellow."

"Hahahahaha, this kid really dares to say that!"

"What are you afraid of? Did I say something wrong?"

"Yeah, was that wrong? Does the Central Academy of Drama have any objections? So what about Zhang Ziyi, Gong Li, and Jiang Wen? Have they won an Oscar?"

“But isn’t the art category too big?” “Yes, it is a bit big, so should CAFA and Sichuan Fine Arts Institute publish a statement in the Washington Post and the Times?”

Principal Zheng listened to the teachers' discussion, picked up the water cup, and drank a sip of water calmly.

Dean Zhang pretended not to notice the shaking of the water in the cup and said loudly, "Teachers who are taking minutes of the meeting, please write down this time. I think we can discuss at the next school committee meeting whether we can record this time as an important event. After all, it is our own students who gave speeches at the Oscars."

After drinking the water, Principal Zheng frowned slightly and said with some complaint: "Tian You, you are too impatient. Chen Nuo obviously made a slip of the tongue."

Dean Zhang smiled and said, "I'm almost 50 now, and I can't change. Don't be offended, Principal."

Principal Zheng sighed helplessly and said, "Remember to check it later. 2008:2 am on February 24, 10 is not accurate. We should use the local time in Los Angeles to be more realistic."

Chen Nuo didn't know that his nonsense was almost being regarded as some kind of symbol.

When talking about school, he thought of the people he had to thank.

At the same time, there were only 19 seconds left.

So he began to go through the process at a very fast pace.

".Mr. Li Er, all my achievements are due to your guidance. You will always be my guide on the road of acting."

"And my agent Chris, I would never have gotten this role without you."

"My parents, I think you can be proud of me now. My girlfriend Janice, thank you for your encouragement and support. And Zhang Yiyi, Xia Yehe, Liu Yifei, Fan Binbing, Ning Hao. You are all my solid backers."

Chen Nuo told all the artists and directors in the company in one breath, no matter if it was useful or not.

At least now it is not an exaggeration to say that it is internationally famous. It is also a good opportunity to hide Xia Yehe's name in it.

The countdown was now almost to zero, and Chen Nuo was ready to thank the academy once more before stepping down.

To be honest, the speech he made up on the spot was quite messy and not as exciting, inspiring and motivating as the original manuscript.

But Chen Nuo felt that this was God's will.

Tianyi felt that being a mere supporting actor was not a big enough factor to make him appear to have won the whole world.

So that's it, just thank the people you should thank.

He was about to finish, and the countdown light was about to turn red.

Suddenly, something and someone came to his mind.

That was a very important part of his original speech.

He first described many feelings of life and believed that they were the main reasons why he was able to stand on this stage.

Later, Lori Eisner helped him polish and revise it.

He remembered this part now, but it was too late.

The countdown screen showed that he had to leave the stage in 7 seconds. Otherwise, it would be awkward if music was used to urge him to leave.

However, Chen Nuo decided to waste a few seconds and say the name.

It also prevents the man from really thinking that he will go back to work, and still be charging that mobile phone number for such a long time.

As a result, the phone card in that mobile phone has never been shut down, and text messages will come in during the holidays.

He never replied, and I felt embarrassed.

So, reply to him here.

I hope that crappy TV in his house can see it.

Chen Nuo really did it.

In front of thousands of millionaires and a bunch of world-class superstars, the name of a man who used to be a minor actor in a Chinese TV drama was mentioned.

Moreover, he said it very seriously.

Chen Nuo smiled and said, "I also want to thank an important person. It is under his care that I have a safe space to create and become the Joker I am today. Otherwise, all this would just be a castle in the air."

"Thank you, Su Mingming, the head of Mingming Comedy Troupe. Su Tuan, I am Wang Xiang, and I would like to express my sincere gratitude to you at the Kodak Center in Los Angeles, USA."

"Thank you, Academy, and thank you everyone. I promise, I will be back!"

As soon as these words were spoken, music started playing.

Chen Nuo picked up the little golden man, and like a Terminator, he said "I'll be back" and waved his fist vigorously at the audience. At that moment, the applause and whistles became even louder. There was nothing you could do, the Americans would fall for it.

Afterwards, Chen Nuo followed a few ladies to the backstage amidst the applause and music.

Chen Nuo is naturally paired with Angelina Jolie.

He was very gentlemanly and asked Angelina to hold his hand to prevent her from slipping on the smooth stage because of her high heels.

Angelina Jolie smiled at him gently again and asked curiously, "Chen, what did the last sentence you said on the stage mean in Chinese?"

Chen Nuo smiled and said, "It's my special thanks to a Chinese friend. I know he doesn't understand English. So... I just said a few words to thank him. I hope he can hear my gratitude to him with his own ears."

Angelina Jolie smiled when she heard this, and her gray-blue eyes flickered with an ambiguous light.
Suddenly she lowered her voice very low, so low that the women in front of her could not hear a word.

Compared to ordinary women, Julie's voice is deeper and hoarse, like a certain hormonal signal. If she wanted, she could use this signal to make every man feel his heart beat faster.

She whispered, "Chen, are you always so considerate to everyone?"

Chen Nuo was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Of course not, I also need to look at the object."

To be honest, Chen Nuo didn't know if there was anything in the world crazier than what he was doing now.

If there is, it must be some absurd rumor that a hip-hop star and his wife went to visit the White House, and the two superstars ended up staying in the bathroom together for half an hour.

This time he didn't stay for half an hour because time really didn't allow it.

Fighting for every second is not enough to describe his crazy move this time.

He had just won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, and a large number of reporters were waiting in the press area to interview him. It was no exaggeration to say that media from all over the world were standing fifty meters away, looking at their watches, wondering why this guy hadn't come over yet.

As for the woman, she is a candidate for this year's Oscar for Best Actress. It is even possible that she will go on stage to receive the award and get the world-renowned Oscar trophy.

Moreover, her husband, yes, the Mr. Pitt who had a tendency to domestic violence and whose temper was out of control, was sitting in the audience waiting for his beautiful wife to come back.

It can be said that for every extra second of delay, the risk of exposure will increase by more than ten times.

Similarly, if this matter were discovered by someone, even if only a little bit of information was noticed, someone would write a few words based on hearsay.

The media all over the world will explode on the spot.

As for these two adulterers, it is estimated that hundreds of millions of people around the world will jointly petition them and ask the Inquisition to nail them to the cross, pile firewood under their feet, and burn them alive.

So, Chen Nuo really didn't know how it happened.
He didn't know where he got the courage from.

To be honest, it's because I just won an award, especially a serious film award that I had been dreaming about for nearly a year, different from the Golden Globe Award, which is a backup award.

At the same time, he finally fulfilled his second major wish since his rebirth. He truly made some insignificant achievements and accomplished some insignificant careers.

Therefore, his entire body, every nerve ending from head to toe, was in a state of extreme excitement.
The whole process lasted 7 minutes and 31 seconds.

The reason why he remembered it so clearly was that when he entered the room, he took out his mobile phone and set a stopwatch.

Angelina Jolie agrees.

The purpose is to prevent yourself from getting carried away.

Although Qi Yuntian, a skilled worker, was keeping watch outside, ten minutes was the longest time they could count down to.

These 7 minutes and 31 seconds are longer than the 45 seconds on stage, but if you really feel it, it is much shorter than 45 seconds.

Almost instantly.

Julie then lowered her long white skirt down to cover her bare thighs and put her panties back on which were previously hanging around her ankles.

Chen Nuo panted slightly and asked worriedly, "Um...are you okay?"

Angelina Jolie smiled and said, "It's okay. I can take care of it myself. I'm leaving. Bye, BIG DADDY."

The bad girl left, and Chen Nuo had to wait a while before going out, otherwise the more than 1000 reporters in the press room had sharp eyes and any slight clue might arouse suspicion.

Qi Yuntian walked in while shaking his head, clapping in his hands.

No matter how shameless Mr. Chen is, he still has a sense of shame when he is in sage mode.

He immediately got angry and said, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Why are you clapping? It's just a few minutes, is it worth flattering like this? It's not worth bragging about, okay?"

Qi Yuntian shook his head and sighed: "Mr. Chen, you misunderstood. I applauded not for you, but for the lady who went out."

Chen Nuo was stunned and asked, "What do you mean, why?"

"I think it's really not easy for her. Maybe only love can make a woman do so much."

Chen Nuo was confused.

love?

Who? With him?
Isn’t this funny?

Qi Yuntian looked at him with a complicated look and said, "By the way, Lori Eisner asked me to tell you something. Congratulations on winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. She is introducing her girlfriend to you now."

Chen Nuo was stunned for a moment.

WTF?

(End of this chapter)