Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 836 Undefeated!

Wow!!!

Cheers from the stands.

When Tang Ye made this celebratory gesture, Ronaldo, who was following behind, was stunned for a moment, but after realizing what was happening, he accelerated and rushed towards Tang Ye again.

"bravo!"

boom!
Cristiano Ronaldo and Tang Ye collided, and together with Lingard, the three of them hugged tightly.

"Nice!"

Stop killing! Stop killing! Quickly raise your glass!

[Wow, Mr. Luo and my GGBond have an even better relationship than I imagined! Awesome!]

The comment section was filled with "666".

I can't help but laugh when I think back to the days when some fans said that Ronaldo and Tang Ye couldn't coexist.

Even midway through the season, there were rumors among fans that Tang Ye and Ronaldo had a falling out.

Of course, all of this is nonsense!

As it turns out, the research by Mundo Deportivo was correct: the relationship between Tang Ye and Cristiano Ronaldo has been on a straight upward trend since the beginning of the season and has continued to this day.

Many Cristiano Ronaldo fans have very mixed feelings when they think about the research content of Mundo Deportivo.

First of all, they are certainly happy because Ronaldo and Tang Ye get along well, so fans who like both Ronaldo and Tang Ye don't need to be fickle; they can simply support both players.

but.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Tang Ye actually get along quite well, which has truly shattered the stereotypes many longtime Ronaldo fans have of their idol.

Cristiano, you, you...

Did he finally give in?

GGBond is indeed great, but Luo, you need to stay strong! Why were you naturalized as a subordinate in less than a season?
"..."

"Champione, Champione!"

"Oh We! Oh We! Oh We! (It's us! It's us, it's definitely us!)"

"Champione, Champione!"

"Oh We! Oh We! Oh We!"

"Undefeated!"

"Undefeated!"

From the moment Tang Ye scored, Manchester United fans in the stands sang three team anthems in succession, finally stopping in the 88th minute and replacing them with "wowwowwow".

They were waiting for a whistle to sound!

"Beep, beep beep—!!!"

"Alright, the match is over!"

"This is the fourth-to-last game of the Premier League season, and also the last Premier League match between Manchester United and Crystal Palace this season!"

“在以3:0的比分击败水晶宫后，曼联以38轮106分的成绩打破了他们在18-19赛季创造的103分的历史纪录。”

"They are also the second team to win the Premier League title undefeated in a single season since the league's restructuring!"

They were said to be the second team to win the championship undefeated in the season, which didn't seem like there was anything to celebrate.

But you should know that the first team to win the Premier League title undefeated in a season after the league's restructuring was Arsenal.

While both Manchester United and Arsenal were unbeaten in a season, their unbeaten seasons are not comparable.

03-04赛季阿森纳的最终成绩是26胜12平总积90分。

Manchester United's performance was much more exaggerated, managing to score 106 points despite being sandwiched between three in-form teams: Manchester City, Liverpool, and Chelsea.

All I can say is that if you haven't watched football for a while and suddenly see the news of Manchester United winning the title with 106 points, you'll definitely ask this question: Has Sir Alex Ferguson returned?
no!

of course not!

Sir Alex Ferguson did not return.

But Manchester United got an even greater manager.

Eric Ten Hach!

A greater coach, greater achievements, and greater glory!
……

"Undefeated!"

"Undefeated!"

"Champion!"

Premier League Champion!

Staff were setting up Manchester United's podium, while the players waved to the fans in the stands.

Martin.

Martinez limped toward Tang Ye, who went to meet him and helped him up.

When soldiers are wounded on the battlefield, the general should offer his condolences.

Every soldier is great!

"Ha ha!"

Martinez and Tang Ye hugged, indicating that he was able to walk on his own and did not need assistance.

"I wish I could stay on the court for the rest of the last month of the competition. Right now, it seems like I'm just coasting to victory."

"Haha, you're overthinking it!"

Tang Ye and Martinez shoved each other. After realizing that his teammate's physical recovery was not too bad, Tang Ye's movements became more exaggerated, causing Martinez to sway: "There's no such thing as winning by doing nothing anymore. Ask the fans after you get your medal."

"Ask them if they think you won by doing nothing."

"They will tell you."

Tang Ye said solemnly, "No, absolutely not!"

"I can guarantee I can guess what they'll say."

"Haha, what if you guess wrong?"

Martinez joked.

"Impossible, Martin. You guessed wrong. I'm not going to fly back to China next month; I'm walking."

"Oh! Then I believe what you said."

Martinez pointed at Tang Ye.

Seeing that the podium was almost set up, Tang Ye was not in a hurry. He chatted with his teammates for a while, hugged Ten Hag, and finally slowly walked towards the players' tunnel.

As is tradition, as league champions, Manchester United players need to walk out of the players' tunnel again and receive applause and congratulations from the fans and away team players.

Snap, snap, snap, snap!

clap clap clap!
Right, that is it.

"A familiar feeling, isn't it?"

Rodri responded to the applause from the Crystal Palace players while chatting with Tang Ye.

"What you feel is what I feel, Rhodes."

“That’s different. You went to Dortmund last season.”

"But Manchester United didn't win the Premier League last season either..."

"Oh, fuck! Haha!"

Unexpectedly, Rodri exclaimed, "I didn't even mention Tang Ye!" and hugged the Manchester United captain tightly around the neck: "Alright then, Tom, you're right. We feel the same way. This is the third Premier League title, not the third in a row."

"They're all the same, even the discontinuity is the same."

Tang Ye gestured for Rodri to hurry up.

It wasn't because he was eager to win the trophy, but because Tang Ye noticed that Ronaldo was acting strangely next to him.

Is he about to cry?

Rodri lowered his head and asked.

"Hey, keep your voice down!"

Tang Ye pressed Rodri's body down and placed his index finger on his lips.

Shhh!
The FA vice-chairman hung the medal around Tang Ye's neck: "Good luck next week!"

"what?"

"Was it a problem with my wording? Okay, good luck in the Champions League final."

"Oh! I thought you only cared about the Premier League and the FA Cup."

Tang Ye was stunned for a moment.

"Of course not, you represent the entire Premier League in the Champions League final."

The chairman patted Tang Ye on the shoulder, and the latter shrugged indifferently, revealing a helpless expression: "Then it seems we are under a lot of pressure."

"Ha ha!"

"..."

"Let's congratulate the 2021-22 English Premier League champions!"

Manchester United!

"Wow wow wow!"

Tang Ye stood in the center of the podium, shaking the trophy in his hand vigorously with Dembele.

"Wow!!!!"

boom!
Bang bang bang!
Bang bang bang!

...Top post on Dongqiudi: Manchester United shut out Crystal Palace 3-0 in the final round and held the championship award ceremony at their home stadium.

Hot Topic: With all domestic competitions concluded, Ten Hag will deliver his season address after the awards ceremony.

"Give it to me!"

Dembele came over to Tang Ye to ask for the trophy, and the latter gave it to him immediately. Then, noticing something, he took the trophy back after Dembele finished venting.

Tang Ye walked straight in the direction where Cristiano Ronaldo was.

Cristiano Ronaldo is squatting with Bruno Fernandes and Dalot.

Cristiano covered his eyes with his arm, while his two Portuguese teammates put their hands on him, offering what they thought was helpful comfort.

Seeing Tang Ye approach, Dalot made way for him.

Tang Ye squatted down: "It's nothing, it's nothing."

Holding the trophy in one hand and pulling on Ronaldo's arm with the other, Bruno Fernandes helped the Portuguese striker up.

"it's okay no problem!"

Tang Ye yelled at Ronaldo's head a few times: "You're already like this after just winning the league title, Ronaldo. What are you going to do about the Champions League final next week?"

The master was still too naive in some ways.

He didn't know what special meaning the Premier League title held for Ronaldo.

The Premier League title is special, and that's true for Cristiano Ronaldo.

"It's alright, I'm fine!"

With another shout, Tang Ye patted the Portuguese player on the sturdy back, then shoved the trophy into Ronaldo's hands: "Take it, take it."

"Cough, cough, cough."

Cristiano Ronaldo shook his head, wiped his slightly red eyes briefly, bumped fists with Tang Ye, and then kissed the trophy hard.

Tang Ye patted Cristiano Ronaldo on the shoulder and then walked away.

Upon noticing De Ligt and Wan-Bissaka running towards Ronaldo, Tang Ye reached out and stopped them, saying, "Let him have it for a while (referring to the trophy), okay, let him have it for a while. Don't rush."

……

"On behalf of all the players, coaches, and staff of Manchester United, I would like to express my gratitude to you..."

Ten Hag held the microphone, speaking haltingly as the Manchester United manager delivered his season address.

Ten Hag and the fans emphasized that Manchester United's Premier League title win today is their third in the past five seasons.

Furthermore, Manchester United have won the Premier League title three times and finished second twice in the past five seasons, a record that can only be described as unbeatable.

The Manchester United players stood in a row behind him as he spoke.

Cristiano Ronaldo was holding the trophy, seemingly deep in thought, while Tang Ye was more abstract, fidgeting and occasionally lifting his leg to scratch an itch.

clap clap clap!
Ten Hag's speech lasted about 10 minutes, which was a long time, and Ronaldo had recovered by then.

Ten Hag handed the microphone back to the host and slowly walked towards Ronaldo, clearly intending to take the trophy from the Portuguese player.

Cristiano Ronaldo is also incredible; he simply raised his head, pretended not to see Ten Hag, and slipped away to the stands.

"..."

An enraged Eric clenched his fists tightly, watching Ronaldo lift the trophy and unleash his roar.

At the very bottom of the North Stand, Cristiano Ronaldo grabbed the trophy with one hand and flung it out.

"Wow!"

Come again!

"Wow!"

"United!"

"Wow!"

"United!"

Wow!!!

Tang Ye sat on the grass as Cristiano Ronaldo roared in celebration, surrounded by golden and red fireworks scattered on the ground.

Ok……

For some reason, Tang Ye feels a great sense of satisfaction looking at Cristiano Ronaldo now.

It feels like completing an extremely difficult simulation game?
No, no!

Tang Ye quickly shook his head, realizing that his analogy was far too inappropriate.

He was Ronaldo's teammate, not his father, so they were not in a mentor-mentee relationship, and the so-called "mentor-mentee game" could not possibly exist.

but……

Seeing Cristiano Ronaldo lift the Barclays Trophy again after more than 10 years must have been very gratifying for the maestro.

"Glory, Glory, Man United!"

"Glory Glory Man United!"

"Undefeated!"

"Undefeated!"

"Undefeated Champion!"

……

2021-22 Premier League Standings (End of Season):
1. Manchester United, 106 points. (Championship, new record)

2. Manchester City, 91 points.

3. Liverpool, 91 points.

4. Chelsea, 72 points.

5. Tottenham Hotspur, 67 points.

……

18. Burnley, 28 points.

19. Watford, 17 points.

20. Norwich, 17 points.

The new record of 106 points will inevitably lead to an even more dire situation in the relegation zone.

Two of the three teams in the Premier League relegation zone this season have a total points of less than 20, meaning these teams have never won against any of the top ten teams in the league.

This is indeed very pitiful, because before the Romance of the Three Kingdoms began, the Premier League did not have such severe polarization.

It's often said that Premier League teams are all very wealthy, with very generous budgets for player transfers.

This statement is true, but only if Manchester United did not exist in the Premier League.

Manchester United's rise starting in the 17-18 season has significantly changed the landscape of the Premier League.

Whether it's Manchester City, Liverpool, Chelsea, or Arsenal, all the top 12 teams in the Premier League are feeling like they're in a bind.

Manchester United are like a very strict teacher in the league, with GG Master wielding a sharp devil's trident.

If any team doesn't work hard, they'll get stabbed in the backside by the master's trident.

The Demon Trident has a high attack power; it not only hurts a lot when it hits your butt, but it also burns a lot.

The presence of strict coaches means that all the top Premier League teams cannot afford to slack off and must keep moving forward, which leads to greater polarization.

After officially winning his third Premier League title, some fans analyzed Tang Ye's performance over all seven seasons starting from the 2015-16 season and then discovered a problem.

Speaking of Tang Ye, he's a real talent.

He played in the Dutch Eredivisie, then the Spanish La Liga, then the English Premier League, then briefly played in the Bundesliga before returning to the Premier League.

Damn it, no matter which league this guy goes to, the polarization in that league will become extremely severe and terrible.

Everyone says GGBond is a strict teacher, and many fans didn't believe it at first, but now that you've seen these statistics, you have to believe it, right?
GGBond is indeed a strict teacher. No matter which league he's in, he punishes the weaker teams and intensifies the competition among the stronger teams.

You can give up.

But the ruler used by top-level Asian teachers is not to be trifled with.

……

Sky Germany – TY has stirred up a competitive atmosphere in the Premier League, which could further intensify the competition and widen the gap between the Premier League and the other four major leagues.

The Sun reports that a fan group has written to the FA suggesting that all newly promoted Premier League teams should face last season's champions in the first league match of the season. The group hopes that all new Premier League teams will be thrashed by Manchester United first, which would help them better adapt for the rest of the season.

On May 24, the Premier League season came to an end, and Tang Ye, as Manchester United's top scorer, was fortunate enough to win the Premier League Silver Boot this season.

With 21 goals, including 4 goals, he is second only to Salah, who has 24 goals.

In addition, Ronaldo's ranking is not bad either. Despite being constantly annoyed by Ten Hag, the Portuguese still managed to get 6th place in the top scorer list, with the same number of goals as Dembele, both with 14.

Then there's the assist leaderboard...

There's not much to say about this. Tang Ye's assists are more than the second, third, and fourth place combined, so there's really no denying it.

Besides the most watched top scorers and assists, another list caught the attention of Tang Ye's fans: the list of successful dribbles.

Appendix: Premier League dribbling leaderboard (successful dribbles) for the 21-22 season:
1. Dembele (Manchester United), 162 times.

2. Saint Maxim (Newcastle), 138 times.

3. McNeil (Burnley), 85 times.

4. Tang Ye (Manchester United), 84 times.

5. Traore (Wolves), 81 times.

The master dribbled past opponents 84 times!
He is the only midfielder in the top ten.

……

Sky Sports commentator Jason: TY's dribbling stats are too impressive, and he may face criticism from Ten Hag for his disciplinary issues. If Ten Hag's criticism goes too far, I will take legal action against him with the FA, and I'm not kidding.

(End of this chapter)