Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 828 I have won 3 Premier League titles in the past 6 seasons

"Vamos!!!"

The substitutes are on their way to the center of the field.

Along the way, we encountered some Chelsea players standing on the grass, deep in thought. Mount and Lukaku, among others, looked somewhat forlorn.

This draw is nothing to worry about for Chelsea, or rather, it was expected.

But as fans are now seeing, Chelsea have become a supporting player in Manchester United's early title win.

"Come on, come on!"

Tang Ye gestured for Mata to run faster.

After his teammates arrived, Tang Ye immediately hugged Mata from the front and then lifted him up: "Vamos Mata!"

"Roar--!!!"

"Wow!"

Witness history!

[We've witnessed history again, guys! It's always Manchester United!]

[A Premier League treble! You're right, but that's GGBond for you. Add a Champions League three-peat, and you're invincible.]

The world has suffered under Manchester United for far too long! But why hasn't someone yet appeared who can truly punish them?

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It was the early hours of the morning, but fans in China were in a very excited state.

Perhaps the happiest people in the world are Manchester United fans?
Oh, no!

Strictly speaking, the happiest people should be fans of both Manchester United and the Chinese national football team.

A true Red Cross meeting, true happiness!

A steady and secure happiness!
Of course, this is on the premise that you don't look at the group stage draw results for this World Cup, as that was an unexpected outcome.

"Glory Glory Man United!"

"And now we are the champions and there is no one left to beat!"

"United! We are the Man United!"

Ten Hag was tossed into the air by Manchester United players on the field.

Mata was thoughtful; instead of celebrating on his own, he went to find Ronaldo.

At this moment, Ronaldo was walking from the bench onto the field.

Unlike others, Cristiano Ronaldo wasn't running.

He was walking, and he was walking very slowly.

"Ronnie!"

Mata called out, came over to Ronaldo, and put his hand on the latter's shoulder: "Hurry up! What are you hesitating for?"

"I'm walking."

"You're not walking, you're running!"

Mata shouted into Ronaldo's ear: "You have to join us!"

"We are the Premier League champions!"

Seeing that Ronaldo was still hesitating, Mata shouted a few more times: "When was your last Premier League title?"

"Hurry up!"

Holding Ronaldo's hand, Mata quickly ran towards his celebrating teammates.

“Bravo Tom!”

"Viva vivia! (Long live!)"

"Tang Ye, you're fucking awesome! (in Chinese)"

Amidst the cacophony of English, a single Chinese sentence caught Tang Ye's eye. He immediately turned his head, spotted an Asian face on the first tier of the stands, and gave a thumbs-up: "Keep it low-key!"

"Tom!"

Dembele came over and handed Tang Ye a new jersey.

This is today's championship limited edition; apart from the size, all other details of each player's jersey are the same.

The front of the jersey features the Manchester United crest and the logo of sponsor Adidas, along with a prominent Premier League title trophy.

The back is dominated by a huge Arabic numeral "3".

It seems that adidas designers and Manchester United's support staff are trying to curry favor with Ten Hag, since "3" is exactly the number of times Ten Hag has led Manchester United to the Premier League title.

To make it even more obvious, you could add a phrase above the number "3": The Ten Hach Era.

The past prosperity is gone; it's all over now.

Let us open our arms and embrace the era of Ten Hach!

"Tom, why are you so amazing!"

The fans at the very bottom of the stands were singing praises of Tang Ye's greatness, while the Manchester United captain kept repeating "keep a low profile."

"Brother, we were already leading by 11 points, winning the championship was all in the plan."

Tang Ye shrugged, indicating to the fans that he wasn't very excited today.

Because he already knew the team would win the Premier League title this season, and as captain, he had already enjoyed that "happy expectation".

"Tom is amazing!"

A Manchester United fan kissed Tang Ye on the head and then put his baseball cap on Tang Ye's head.

This fan's head is about the same size as GGBond's, so his baseball cap sits perfectly on Tang Ye's head, the kind that he can't shake off.

“Bravo Tom!”

"Is the Champions League title next?!"

The fan in front of him seemed a bit too arrogant, so Tang Ye walked forward and stood in front of the fan.

The two were now less than half a meter apart. Tang Ye put his index finger to his lips and said, "Shh!"

"Nice Tom! Champions League winner!"

"Champions League champions!"

"..."

They wanted to calm the fans down a bit, but it seems impossible now.

"Sing Up For The Champions!"

"Here's Only One UNITED!"

"Champione, Champione! Champion, Champion!"

"Oh We! Oh We! Oh We! (We, we, we)"

"Champione, Champione!"

"Oh We! Oh We! Oh We!"

"..."

[2021-22 Premier League Champions]

Manchester United

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Top comment on Dongqiudi: Witnessing history! Manchester United drew 3-3 with Chelsea at home, securing the Premier League title with three rounds to spare – their third title under the Ten Hag era! (672312 comments)

"Sing Up For The Champions" is the theme of the poster on the homepage of Dongqiudi (a Chinese sports betting platform) after the game.

"Fuck you shit!"

Tang Ye kicked open a trash can placed next to the players' tunnel, followed by a group of Manchester United players.

Not that easy!

Rodri remarked.

Tang Ye turned around and, while walking backwards, spread his hands towards Rodri: "But in the end, we still won the championship. However, it doesn't matter if we lose to Chelsea, it's just a little later. We'll win the championship next month."

"Oh, no!"

"No need to be late, today is the day."

Van der Gach unfolded his phone wide and hugged Tang Ye and Dembele to his arms at the same time.

"Ha ha!"

Gulu gulu!

Dembele gulped down a third of his water bottle and used it as a microphone to interview Tang Ye: "Mr. TY, having won your third Premier League title, how do you feel right now?"

"Oh, haha, this one."

Suddenly being interviewed by Dembele, Tang Ye needed to think about exactly what to say.

"We deserve all of this because the teams we faced in the league this season were all very weak. They couldn't beat us, so we rightfully won the championship."

"Shit! You'd better say that when you're talking to reporters too."

"Of course, I'll tell the reporter that later."

Tang Ye waved his hand.

Of course, this was just a joke. The Manchester United captain is Ten Hag's protégé, not Ten Hag himself, so he wouldn't speak like Ten Hag.

"OK, that's good."

Dembele mimicked the reporter's tone. "You've had a winning season, thanks to your teammate Ousman's protection. Will you express your gratitude to him after the game?"

"No, of course not, there's no need for that."

Tang Ye shook his head: "Osman is a noob, there's nothing to say about that."

"Oh!"

"Hahaha!"

His teammates egged him on, and Rashford put his hand on Dembele's shoulder. The latter reluctantly raised his hands and said, "You might regret it if you don't thank him, because you still have Champions League games to play. Without Osman's help, Manchester United might lose the Champions League title this season."

"0%."

Tang Ye made a hollow fist with his right hand, which means "0": "I have already won two Champions League titles, one more than Osman, just last season with Dortmund. You know, 2>1, it's obvious who is lying on the bed and who is carrying the bed."

"Fuck!"

Dembele walked away immediately, saying, "This is not right, this is not right, this is not right."

"There's nothing wrong with it, haha!"

……

“Last season, TY went to Dortmund, and you finished second in the Premier League. This season, TY came back, and you won the title three rounds early. Eric, do you think there's any connection between these two things?”

Click!

There is a certain causal relationship, but it is not the whole story.

Ten Hach knew exactly what the reporter wanted to say: to criticize his mistake of winning without effort.

Did Eric just get carried to victory?

of course not!

The reporter's idea was wrong, which led him to make incorrect statements.

"I feel bad that Manchester City and Liverpool were stronger last season than they are this season. But it doesn't matter. The strength of Manchester City and Liverpool is only temporary. There is a big gap between temporary strength and sustained, era-defining strength. This gap cannot be bridged."

"Ronaldo's performance in today's match was terrible. Do you agree with me saying that?"

"Mistakes should be admitted, and he (referring to Ronaldo) made a mistake today, which I find disappointing."

"He is a player with many honors, and honors can change a person's mentality, which means he is likely to make wrong decisions in the long run."

This is not the first time Ten Hag has attacked Ronaldo in a post-match interview.

At this point in the discussion, many reporters in the audience still had some questions.

Being attacked by the head coach every day, the Portuguese should have retaliated given their personality.

But Ronaldo remained silent throughout, even when he was substituted off, which was extremely strange.

Perhaps this is the ability of the best coach in the world today.

Since he can cultivate players of TY's caliber, Ten Hag's ability to train them must be quite good.

As for tactical capabilities...

This is a serious issue that requires further discussion.

"Eric, are you aware that many fans are questioning your tactical abilities?"

The reporter looked down at his phone: "Hmm... Some fans have said that if you gave him Manchester United's current squad, he could lead Manchester United to the Premier League title."

Looking up at Ten Hag, he said, "From this perspective, your role for Manchester United isn't actually that significant?"

"Oh, I think a lot of people are mistaken."

Ten Hag looked up: "When we discuss things, we need to consider cause and effect. Our current squad is very good. If you let any coach, even someone who knows nothing about football, take charge, Manchester United would have a high probability of drawing with Chelsea, because our current squad is complete, and Manchester United has enough strength."

"But Manchester United didn't have this squad from the start."

Ten Hag shrugged: "A hundred years ago, a club called Manchester United was founded, and then a little boy named Tang Ye was born in China, is that right?"

"No, of course not!"

“Every club is created in the same way; what’s different is the process by which they achieve success.”

"Sir Alex Ferguson led Manchester United to success 20 years ago, and now I have taken over this task."

To prevent reporters from getting confused, Ten Hag compared himself to Ferguson, emphasizing his indispensable role in Manchester United's success.

“In fact, well, you could say I took Manchester United to a higher level, to a level that Sir Alex Ferguson never reached.”

"So I really don't understand those fans who keep attacking me online. If they are real Manchester United fans, they shouldn't be doing that."

Ten Hag held up three fingers: "I've won three Premier League titles in the last six seasons."

"On average, I win a league title every two seasons. I have more Premier League titles than any other Premier League manager."

"Remember, it's any one."

Click!

Click, click, click!

……

曼联俱乐部官方：35轮不败总积99分！曼联提前3轮锁定21-22赛季英超冠军！

Manchester United beat reporter: Manchester United will not announce the specific time for the champions parade for the time being, as the club hopes to wait until the Champions League season ends.

"Manchester United's management has great faith in the team, and they believe it is even more necessary to hold a celebration parade to mark the treble (Premier League title, EFL Cup title, and Champions League title)."

Daily Sports front page headline – Collapse of trust? After securing the league title early, Manchester United are linked with Kane; has Ten Hag completely lost faith in Ronaldo?
英超官方：TangYe当选英超联赛4月最佳球员，他在4月的5场联赛中获得5个进球8个助攻，帮助球队提前锁定联赛冠军。

The selection of Player of the Month came a little faster this time.

But it's all the same.

Because whether the selection is fast or slow, the result is the same: the FA will have to choose one person from Manchester United's starting lineup, and that person will be the league's MVP for the month.

The day after the end of all league matches in April, Manchester United players gathered at the Carrington training ground.

However, this time it wasn't for training, but for a barbecue party.

The season isn't over yet, and the title parade can't start immediately, but that doesn't mean the Premier League champions won't have celebrations.

"Show off your skills, Tom!"

Rodri held his phone horizontally to take pictures of Tang Ye, who was standing in front of a barbecue grill.

"Cough cough!"

"Could you get me a fan to clear this smoke for me? This smoke... ugh, cough cough!"

"yue!"

"Fuck! Don't throw up on the barbecue!"

"Haha, don't worry, I've got it figured out."

Tang Ye carefully handled the items on the barbecue grill.

I've been grilling meat since my time at Villarreal.

However, back then it was just Little Tom, and to be honest, the meat he grilled was only so-so.

But Big Tom is different. Big Tom's grilled meat is really good because he has learned from countless teammates.

"One of you, Osman, you go first and test the poison."

"Oh, what an honor!"

Dembele bowed very politely to Tang Ye: "I am willing to give my life for the master!"

"Go to hell, come on, eat up, it doesn't seem cooked yet. Hey, I don't know either. You'll know if it's cooked or not once you try it. If it's cooked, you should be able to survive."

"Oh, it's definitely alive, no problem."

Wow, haha!

"..."

Bending down to pick up the water pipe from the grass, holding the pipe in your left hand to rinse your right hand, then using your right hand to rinse your left hand, alternating in this way to clean your hands.

"Tom."

Ok?
Look back.

Upon recognizing Cristiano Ronaldo, Tang Ye suddenly tensed up, immediately turned off the tap, and stood up straight.

At this point, Ronaldo took another step forward.

"..."

Tang Ye took a half step back: "Cristiano, there's nothing to say about this."

Tang Ye's attitude was firm: "You get the ball and do nothing, is that what a striker is? Our pace is so fast, you can't just sit still with the ball, I have no choice but to scold you."

Recalling the events of the previous match, Tang Ye's temper flared up.

"When I passed the ball to you, Rudiger was still behind me. That Rudiger even bumped into me and you still hadn't shot? If you weren't going to shoot, why did you ask me for the ball? I'm speechless!"

After giving Ronaldo another dressing down, Tang Ye turned to leave.

Ronaldo remained silent, then hesitated before following.

"Ok."

Tang Ye waved his hand: "What do you want? But I want to talk to you when you're feeling better. You're not fully awake right now."

"that."

Cristiano Ronaldo gritted his teeth and extended his right hand: "If it's alright, could I apologize to you?"

"Um...nothing else."

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(End of this chapter)