Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 804 A Big Lead in the First Round, Bubble Bond: London's Number One Speculative Stock
After Ronaldo came on as a substitute, he played as a center forward, while Bruno Fernandes, who originally played as a makeshift center forward, was moved to the left wing.

Bruno Fernandes really had a tough time at Manchester United, having to play in every position, a complete replica of Tang Ye.

Cristiano Ronaldo didn't say a word after coming on the field; he just maintained a very serious expression.

The current situation is that the Portuguese are finding it difficult to get opportunities from Ten Hag.

So what Ronaldo needs to do now is to ensure that he performs well every minute on the field, so that he can gradually gain Ten Hag's trust.

These are things that young players should be doing, but it's unbelievable that Ronaldo, who has already won five Ballon d'Or awards, still has to do these things. It's really unfair.

Because of this concern, Ronaldo's pressing frequency on the field was noticeably faster than before.

Although there is still a gap between him and Bruno Fernandes' aggressive, high-pressing style, the difference is not too great.

Snapped!
Hakan Çalhanoğlu played a through ball to Dzeko in the attacking third. The Inter Milan striker immediately tried to find Lautaro Martinez after receiving the ball, only to find that De Ligt was already charging towards him.

There was no other way but to step on the ball myself first.

Once De Ligt's position shifted slightly, Dzeko chose to pass back to Vidal.

Snapped!
Tang Ye appeared out of nowhere and tackled Vidal to the ground, bringing him and the ball to the ground.

"Oh!!!"

"Beep beep beep beep!!!"

Inter Milan fans believed the referee had called a foul on Tang Ye, but because Tang Ye touched the ball first, the referee made no call.

Lautaro reacted quickly and tracked back to defend.

Tang Ye glanced back and then turned to the side.

When Lautaro put pressure on him, Tang Ye countered with a swift, deceptive stomp, then turned around.

!

Lautaro immediately shifted his weight, but as soon as he spread his legs, Tang Ye pierced his groin.

"Oh!!"

"xuuu!!"

Under Tang Ye's manipulation, Lautaro was treated like a toy.

Having broken free, Tang Ye played a through ball, aiming directly at Bruno Fernandes in the attacking third.

"pretty."

"What a perfect long pass! Let's see how Bruno Fernandes handles it."

"Right now we see that Inter Milan seems to be under a lot of pressure, so it's all Manchester United's attacking opportunities."

"I think Inter Milan should focus more on defense now, because they can no longer keep up with Manchester United's pace. They must not rush at this point."

Bruno Fernandes dribbled the ball to the vicinity of the baseline, and with Luke Shaw's help, successfully passed the ball back to Tang Ye, who then began his performance again.

"Tang Ye, you should do it yourself!"

"Wow, Tang Ye is playing very aggressively today!"

"Yeah, I think I'm getting a little tipsy, haha!"

Three defenders were beside him, but Tang Ye remained calm and continued to show off.

He kept pulling towards Dembele, signaling his teammates to be ready to receive the pass.

Lift your right foot!
Just when the defenders thought Tang Ye was going to pass the ball to Dembele, the Manchester United midfielder suddenly twisted his right foot and cut the ball directly into the penalty area.

Logically speaking, such a fast through ball shouldn't be enough for the teammate to react.

but!

You need to know who Manchester United's current center forward is.

Cristiano Ronaldo's extensive match experience allows him to make early runs.

Wow!!!

Tang Ye's pass quickly rolled into the penalty area, and Ronaldo unleashed a powerful left-footed shot.

The distance was very close, and the goalkeeper had no chance to react.

"The ball went in!!!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!"

"5:0!"

"Oh my god... Manchester United are trying to end the suspense of the round of 16 in the first leg!"

It's only the 70th minute of the second half, but you can already see some Inter Milan fans starting to leave.

The Inter Milan fans who left the stadium were naturally mocked.

A large portion of the mockery came from Manchester United fans, with a significant portion also coming from their rivals, AC Milan.

Cristiano Ronaldo!
"SIUUU!!!"

The celebrations were marked by Manchester United players gathering near the corner flag.

"Fuck you!"

boom!
A water bottle was thrown from the stands and hit Tang Ye squarely on the back of the head.

"Oh shit."

Looking at the mineral water bottles on the grass, Tang Ye really wanted to run over and kick them.

"Oh well, never mind!"

Rodri pushed Tang Ye forward, saying, "It's okay, it's okay, never mind."

"..."

Time passes minute by minute.

Today, the Manchester United players acted like mad dogs, using an incredibly fast pace of the game to completely shut down Inter Milan's tactics.

Ten Hag substituted Tang Ye off the field, handing the game over to Lingard during garbage time.

Tang Ye walked towards the bench, appearing relaxed.

However, his eyes were clearly fierce, obviously harboring resentment towards the fan who hit him with a mineral water bottle.

In the front row of the home team's bench, Inzaghi sat with his head down, leaning forward, his left hand supporting his forehead.

The Italian coach kept staring at Tang Ye, but no one knew what he was thinking.

"..."

"Thanks for your hard work."

Ten Hag and Tang Ye embraced, and the latter went to the bench and found Rashford, who had already been substituted.

"You can just kick it back!"

Rashford looked up at Tang Ye.

"Haha! I forgive them."

"Wow, then I need to thank you on behalf of Inter Milan fans."

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Dongqiudi Match Report: Huge score difference! Manchester United thrashed Inter Milan 5-0 away from home, with Tang Ye scoring a penalty and a header, and Cristiano Ronaldo coming off the bench to score. (393212 comments)

With a score of 5-0, it would be absurd to say that Inter Milan still has a chance in the second leg.

Even Inter Milan fans who have always favored their team know how dire their situation is. Well... if Inzaghi retires and returns, Inter might regain some face in the second leg, but winning will still be difficult.

"I don't know what to say."

"Just like you asked me, today's game has exceeded our expectations... I never thought the game would turn out this way, so I'm sorry, I won't make any excuses for this loss."

Inzaghi did act like a real man.

"But when the knockout stage draw results came out, you made it clear that Manchester United was not an invincible opponent."

After saying that, the reporter took out his phone, seemingly about to play the video of his previous interview with Inzaghi.

Inzaghi reacted quickly, immediately pressing the reporter's hand down while answering the question: "I know, but we obviously didn't fully understand Manchester United at the time. Hmm... this team is not quite what I imagined, at least in some ways."

"So, do you think the loss in this game was due to the coach or the players?"

"..."

He had been a real man before, but when it came to this issue, Inzaghi finally fell silent.

Whether the loss was due to the coach or the players seems like a trivial question, but in reality, the reporter was asking whether it was a difference in coaching ability or a difference in player ability.

Poor Inzaghi!
However, since the team lost the game, the head coach will naturally face some trouble, as not everyone can handle everything with the same ease as Ten Hag.

"A bit of both...maybe. I don't have a definitive answer. We need a thorough review, and our players should reflect on their performance."

"What are your plans for the second leg so that you can turn the tables on Manchester United?"

"..."

The reporter looked at Inzaghi, and Inzaghi looked back at the reporter with his own eyes.

At that moment, Inzaghi felt that the reporter in front of him was an idiot, a brainless idiot.

"...Although we are far behind, we will still put in some effort in the second round. God will favor the lucky ones."

……

懂球帝转载thescored数据，客战国米C罗表现：出场28分钟、1个进球、尝试过人2次成功0次，传球9次成功7次，空中对抗1次成功2次。

Cristiano Ronaldo's stats are quite good; at least he has demonstrated his accurate shooting skills as a top striker.

ESPN reporters tried to steer the conversation toward Cristiano Ronaldo during an interview with Ten Hag, but unfortunately, they were unsuccessful.

Whenever asked about Cristiano Ronaldo, Ten Hag would stammer and give reporters the impression that the Manchester United manager was still half asleep.

Why is Ten Hag avoiding questions related to Cristiano Ronaldo?
Regarding this matter, Li Laoba released a video on Bilibili through his agent, giving his own judgment.

"Crisitiano Ronaldo (Manchester accent) scored a goal in this match!"

"Teng Hah is a scoundrel! A complete and utter scoundrel!"

Li Laoba pointed his index finger to the sky, his brows furrowed, and he looked extremely angry: "I said before that Teng Hahe was a villain and many people didn't believe me. I think you guys are quite something too."

"If you ask me, all those who think Ten Hajq isn't a villain are the real villains!"

"Little man!"

I don't know if it's an attempt to be abstract, but the video effect is great because, in terms of both tone and expression, Li Laoba has truly achieved the meaning of "losing his temper".

Therefore, some fans expressed their opinions in the comments section:
[Essen definitely can't out-bark Tenhach; Tenhach is a dog, how can a man bark better than a dog? Therefore, I think Essenliva should seek help from Li Laoba; letting the dogs fight is the most correct way to handle this war!]

……

With a 5-0 lead over Atletico Madrid in the first leg, and playing away from home, Manchester United have essentially secured their place in the quarterfinals.

Because no normal person would think that Inzaghi could turn the tide against Manchester United at Old Trafford. Although the Premier League legend sometimes exaggerates for entertainment purposes, his on-field strength has always been very solid.

Following the victory, Manchester United fans celebrated in several streets near Old Trafford, forcefully declaring the team the Champions League champions for this season.

They may look very arrogant, but in reality, these Manchester United fans celebrating at Old Trafford were relatively low-key.

Those Manchester United fans who ran to the Etihad Stadium to celebrate are truly amazing; they seem to have completely disregarded Manchester City, the second-placed team in the Premier League.

Time flew by and it was almost the end of February. The major English newspapers, in perfect unison, released their latest editions almost simultaneously, and the themes of the newspapers were quite classic.

The Sun's front-page headline: Time to turn things around! TY returns to the national team to fight for the top spot in the Asian Cup qualifiers, Old Trafford is leaderless.

The cover of Metro magazine—Liverpool and Manchester City's last glimmer of hope? TY welcomes the final stage of the Asian Cup qualifiers, with Guardiola secretly implementing a "20-day plan" to turn the tide?

The Chinese national football team will play Japan at home on March 10th and then travel to Oman for an away game on the 18th, so Tang Ye will naturally leave Manchester United temporarily in early March.

The familiar master turned and left!

A familiar newspaper office!
The familiar Liverpool-Manchester City comeback plan!

The Sun and several other newspapers seemed to have overemphasized this, as this was the fourth time Premier League fans had heard the phrase "turnaround" this season. It's hard not to believe that there are Manchester United haters in The Sun's publishing house.

However... Manchester City really has a chance this time!

3月6日0:30，曼城VS曼联（英超第28轮）。

3月12日1:30，曼联vs热刺（英超第29轮）。

March 15, Manchester United vs. Arsenal (League Cup semi-final).

The AFC's schedule is quite bizarre, effectively excluding Tang Ye from three matches involving the Big Six, including even a Manchester derby.

Leaving aside the EFL Cup semi-finals, Manchester City has already been eliminated from the EFL Cup semi-finals, so Arsenal's fate is none of their concern.

The relevant league is the English Premier League!
With a formidable enemy at hand, Manchester City and Tottenham must unite and join hands to fight against Manchester United.

Two consecutive three-pointers against Manchester United, let's see how arrogant they can be now!

Commentator Owen: If Manchester City and Tottenham can hand Manchester United two consecutive defeats, the Premier League landscape this season will be rewritten after the 29th round.

The Times editor: There is currently a large gap between Tottenham and the second group (Manchester City and Liverpool), and Tottenham's schedule in March is congested. From the perspective of ultimate benefit, it is not cost-effective to fight Manchester United to the death.

……

Eastmoney.com – The first speculative stock on the London Stock Exchange is coming. Bubble Bond's stock price ranged from a low of £5.50 to a high of £21.20 in the past three trading days.

Great GGBond!

The great Bubble Bond!
Although it is a physical company, PPBond has price volatility comparable to that of cryptocurrencies.

The most bizarre thing is that during these three trading days of significant stock price fluctuations, European and North American shareholders did not receive any information about changes in the company's financial situation.

The company is still the same company, nothing has changed, but the market value keeps fluctuating for no reason.

Barclays Securities issued a warning: PPBond's stock price may go to zero within two years, with minimal changes in the company's revenue from its core business and frequent, volatile stock price fluctuations.

“Even if you’re a TY fan, I still think you should be cautious when buying PPBond stock. The company’s stock price defies market principles, and any company that goes against market rules will ultimately face market sanctions,” said a Barclays Securities analyst.

I think PP should be used for short-term trading. Tom's IPO was just a way to make money for its employees.

[Barclays: PPBD stock price is about to hit zero; the next day: Barclays secretly bought PPBD stock]

【TY, please, please be more generous! I'll give you all my pounds and euros. Come on, just win the Champions League!】

What on earth is Bolton up to? I bought it for 1200 pence, and now it's only half left. Are you even more ruthless than cryptocurrency?

[Hurry up and grab it, guys! PPB is the next Bitcoin. Don't miss out on another opportunity that you missed once!]

Judging from the discussions on Twitter, investors in various regions seem to be very optimistic about PPBBond.

But after you carefully read through all the comments, you'll definitely realize that these netizens who are optimistic about PPBBond are actually criticizing the company.

Just like cryptocurrencies, they are unpredictable. When will they rise, when will they fall, and when will they go bankrupt and be delisted?

……

Dongqiudi pinned post: A true master always has the heart of a student! Tang Ye posted a video on social media celebrating his 23rd birthday.

Tonghuashun: On March 4, PPBond's stock price jumped 32% during trading, but the gains fell back to 8% after the market closed.

(End of this chapter)