Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 785 Ronaldo's hat-trick makes Burnley the pitiful little horse.

Manchester United are starting to bully others.

What do you mean by bullying? Burnley's food is just food, okay?

Looking forward to Tang Qiuwang's hat-trick!

Let's move Tang Ye to the other side, to balance things out for us newly promoted players.

35th minute!

Greenwood moved to the wing.

However, he was locked up by Taylor and Gudmundsson and had not yet found a chance to get out.

With no other option, Greenwood had to protect the ball himself and wait for his teammates to receive it.

"Let's go!"

Tang Ye gestured for Ronaldo to go over, while he stayed in the middle.

Upon discovering that fee b was nearby, Tang Ye changed his approach again.

Bruno Fernandes came to the middle, and Tang Ye and Cristiano Ronaldo went together to support Greenwood.

With Wan-Bissaka included, there are now three players who can receive Greenwood's passes.

"Spread out!"

"Teng Hah shouted."

Greenwood couldn't find suitable space, so he chose to use his body to collide with the defender.

Seize the opportunity to send it back!

Possession of the ball fell to Wan-Bissaka.

Just then, Wan-Bissaka spotted Tang Ye reaching out and promptly passed the ball.

The defender turned and ran towards Tang Ye.

!

Swish!

Tang Ye shifted sideways to create space, passed the ball to Ronaldo, and then ran forward, bypassing the defenders.

Without stopping the ball, Ronaldo, in a sideways position, successfully passed it to Tang Ye with a backheel flick.

"Pretty!"

"Perfect teamwork!"

"Wow!!"

After receiving the ball from Ronaldo, Tang Ye rushed straight towards the goal.

Rashford reached out!
Tang Ye swung his right leg out.

He pretended to pass the ball, but actually dribbled towards the baseline.

Snapped!
The message is in the middle!

Inside the penalty area, Bruno Fernandes!
B. Fernandez and Benjamin, who was tracking back, were stuck together.

Raise your foot to shoot!

Snapped!
Benjamin touched the ball first, but he kicked it directly into the goal.

"Hey!"

"The ball went in!!!"

"That was an own goal by the Burnley defender!"

"4:0!!!"

Bruno Fernandes failed to get the ball.

But it doesn't matter anymore.

Because Benjamin helped Bruno Fernandes seize the opportunity, his clearance kick went directly into his own goal.

"xuuu!!!"

Benjamin was mocked by Manchester United fans.

The Burnley defender stood in the penalty area, too embarrassed to make eye contact with his teammates.

Tang Ye raised both of his hands, and the camera focused on his face.

"Good job!"

Cristiano Ronaldo opened his arms and gave Tang Ye a hug.

"..."

Burnley's situation is getting worse; they started with a 442, and now they're going straight to 550.

Even so, they seemed to be very powerless on the field.

To make matters worse, the Manchester United bench was full of players, with Mata, Lingard, and Dembele all looking ready to pounce.

After the celebration, the Manchester United players walked together back to their own half.

Cristiano Ronaldo briefly greeted the fans in the stands before turning his attention to Tang Ye.

"..."

After hesitating for about three or four seconds, Ronaldo walked over, put a hand on Tang Ye's shoulder, lowered his head and whispered, "Assist, I need more opportunities. I'm in great form today."

Ok?
Tang Ye turned his head, somewhat surprised that Ronaldo would say such a thing on the field.

Is this considered a compromise?
Ok……

Tang Ye was also unclear about the hidden meaning behind Ronaldo's words.

However, since his teammates said they were in good form, Tang Ye, as the dealer, should just deal them more cards.

Tang Ye acted quickly, creating a suitable opportunity for the Portuguese player just five minutes after Ronaldo made those remarks.

An indirect free kick followed by a direct cross, combined with Ronaldo's heading ability.

boom!
"GOOO-AAAA-LLLLL!!!"

"Two goals!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!!"

As Manchester United fans in the stands quickly raised their hands, Ronaldo slid to his knees near the corner flag.

"Roar--!!!!"

"..."

Halftime report: Manchester United lead Burnley 5-0 at halftime. Tang Ye provided an assist and forced an own goal, while Ronaldo scored twice and was in excellent form.

"Wow!!"

boom!
Bruno Fernandes kicked the goal open, venting his excitement with a roar.

Tang Ye and the other players followed them in. They weren't startled by the sound of Bruno Fernandes kicking the door, because whenever Manchester United had a big lead, someone would always step up and kick the door. Everyone was used to it.

"That was so easy."

Tang Ye shook his hand and returned to his seat to eat.

"That's terrible!"

Dembele pointed at Tang Ye.

"What are you talking about? Have you even gone on stage?"

"I'm on my day off!"

Dembele made excuses.

"Then you shouldn't call for leave when you're on your day off."

Tang Ye emphasized Dembele's current status as a mediocre player.

"I didn't call it. What I mean is, if I had played today, the score would definitely be more than 5-0 by now."

"Haha! Get out of here, get out of here!"

De Jong pushed Dembele away.

Dembele knew he wouldn't get a chance to play in the second half, so he wanted to chat with Tang Ye for a while.

After taking only two steps, Dembele stopped again upon seeing Cristiano Ronaldo walking towards Tang Ye.

"..."

Just as Dembele had predicted, Ronaldo sat next to Tang Ye.

Okay, let's put the chat aside for now.

"Tom!"

Cristiano Ronaldo and Tang Ye exchanged fist bumps: "Very good free kick. I rarely see free kick crosses like this at Juventus. Standing here, it feels like I see them every day."

"Oh! Thanks!"

Tang Ye raised his hand and gave Ronaldo another fist bump.

Cristiano Ronaldo's remarks reminded Tang Ye of this past summer, when Ronaldo also kept praising himself, except that the Portuguese player hadn't returned to Manchester United yet.

Something feels off...

But I don't know how to say it.

Oh, right!

Suddenly, Tang Ye realized something.

Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice in the first half, bringing his total to two goals.

One more and it'll be a hat trick!
"You're in really good shape today."

Tang Ye said.

Cristiano Ronaldo leaned against the cabinet, looking completely at ease: "It does feel a bit, I can actually feel it too."

She glanced at Tang Ye's eyes, but turned her head away again as Tang Ye's gaze shifted to her, avoiding eye contact with the Manchester United midfielder.

"Maybe I can score another one in the second half, if I'm lucky."

"...I think it's okay."

"Ha ha!"

Cristiano Ronaldo stood up and gave Tang Ye a fist bump: "Go for it!"

"Well, come on."

While Tang Ye was chatting with Cristiano Ronaldo, many Manchester United players, including Van der Gagh, were watching from the sidelines.

Although it's unclear what Ronaldo and Tang Ye were talking about, it's certain that the two are currently getting along quite well.

This is good news for Manchester United.

Yes, that's right.

Van der Gach nodded slightly, then turned to see Ten Hach's reaction.

They found Ten Hag frowning and staring at Ronaldo with a fierce look.

"..."

Hey!

Van der Gach patted Ten Hach on the shoulder: "Eric, focus!"

...The second half has begun.

With a significant lead, Manchester United naturally made substitutions, with goalkeeper De Gea and winger Rashford being replaced, and De Jong also leaving the field.

What many viewers don't know is that Ten Hag actually wanted to substitute Ronaldo, but was stopped by Van der Gach.

Van der Gach knew exactly what Ten Hag wanted to do; he simply wanted to annoy Ronaldo.

But to be honest, this was completely unnecessary. Since Ronaldo was in good form, it was only natural to keep him on the field a little longer.

"..."

Snapped!
Bruno Fernandes' corner kick is out!

Ronaldo is ready at the near post!

boom!
Cristiano Ronaldo and Gudmundsson collided.

No one won the duel, and Taylor's diving tackle went wrong, causing Bruno Fernandes' pass, which was originally aimed at the near post, to end up in the penalty area.

!

Tang Ye keenly sensed the opportunity, rushed forward, and got the ball before Benjamin could.

Goalkeeper Hennessey is ready to dive and block.

Unexpectedly, Tang Ye did not shoot after stepping on the ball, but instead passed it to Lingard behind him.

...We're doomed!

The shot is awarded.

The ball went in!
"6:0!!!!"

"My goodness! Haha!"

From the moment the score was 4-0 in the first half, the Manchester United fans in the stands were jumping and cheering non-stop, and this has continued until now, when it's 6-0.

This is such a huge lead!
"fuck..."

Dyche sat on the bench and muttered a weak curse.

For Burnley, a newly promoted team, going head-to-head with Manchester United is indeed too difficult.

In addition, they happened to run into Tang Ye's double gold ball celebration, which was really bad luck.

Given that their own strength was inferior to their opponents, Burnley was also lagging behind in all other aspects.

To put it nicely, they haven't adapted to the Premier League; to put it bluntly, they have absolutely no chance of winning.

The snow stopped briefly in the first half of the day, but it's started snowing again now.

The snow seems to be going to be even heavier in the second half!
For Burnley fans, the most important thing to do right now is to pray.

Let's hope the snow will slightly obstruct the vision of Manchester United's attacking players, because conceding another goal would be really bad.

66th minute!

Seizing an opportunity presented by De Ligt's misjudgment, Lennon surged forward into the penalty area.

Snapped!
A pass from Westwood!

boom!
A volley from inside the penalty area.

"The ball is in!"

"Burnley score!"

"Oh, the away team's goal has finally come!"

"The score is now 1-6!"

"Hmm... this goal did save some face for Burnley."

"Yes, but it's not quite enough."

Manchester United's second-choice goalkeeper, Heaton, was slightly embarrassed after conceding a goal shortly after coming on as a substitute.

"it's okay no problem!"

Dalot hugged Heaton's head, and Cristiano Ronaldo and Tang Ye from the front line also returned.

Cristiano Ronaldo repeatedly made a gesture of raising his hands upwards: "Cheer up, cheer up!"

"Our offensive is not over yet!"

Cristiano Ronaldo desperately wanted a third goal, extremely desperately so.

"Glory Glory Man United!"

"Glory Glory Man United!"

"As the reds go marching On! On! On!"

boom!
After receiving a pass from Lingard, Tang Ye dribbled the ball down the left flank and began his attack.

With McNeil watching him, Tang Ye was forced to come to an abrupt stop.

Pass the ball to Lingard, who's coming up from the side!
Lingard was pulled back by Westwood from behind as soon as he got the ball.

Burnley's tactical foul immediately brought down the tension in the arena.

The entire stadium, including fans and players, slowed down due to the foul, preparing to wait for Manchester United to take the free kick.

However, television viewers, with their omniscient perspective, could see that two players on the field looked out of place.

They suddenly accelerated!

Tang Ye rushed over and shoved Westwood aside.

“Fuck!!”

"be careful!"

McNeil shouted to his teammates behind him, and at the same time Tang Ye touched the ball with his right hand and kicked it forward with a powerful pass.

Snapped!
!!!

"Wow!!!!"

Cristiano Ronaldo is making a forward run!

Greenwood chested the ball down and passed it to Ronaldo in front of him.

This is a one-on-one opportunity!

All the fans in the stands have stood up!

Snapped!
The shot was delivered, a low cross between Hennessey's feet finding the back of the net, resulting in a precise goal.

“GOOO—AAAA—LLL!!!”

"Ronaldo!!!"

"It's a hat trick!!!"

"A hat-trick! This is Ronaldo's first hat-trick since returning to Manchester United!"

"7:1!!!"

Without any hesitation, after completing his hat-trick, Ronaldo spread his arms and ran towards the corner flag at top speed.

"Ha ha!"

Manchester United players followed behind, watching Ronaldo's every move.

"3, 2, 1!"

Cristiano Ronaldo jumped up.

Ready to land!

“SIUUUU!!!!!”

Cristiano Ronaldo embraced Dalot and Lingard, followed by Tang Ye: "Beautiful!"

"It's not difficult."

Tang Ye shrugged and gave Cristiano Ronaldo another hug.

"Hat-trick!"

"Hat-trick!"

Bang bang bang bang! ! !

Live Match Report: A Glimpse Back to 2008? Greenwood's perfect pass sets up Ronaldo for his first hat-trick since returning to Manchester United.

【Awesome! 】

[Tears welling up, brothers, GGBond are real men!]

[It's really unacceptable for Ronaldo to jump like that, okay? If Tang Ye doesn't punish him, I will.]

Cristiano Ronaldo's shooting skills are definitely not the problem, but it's true that he doesn't fit into Manchester United's current system, which is difficult to manage. Perhaps we could try to reinvent him again?

[At 36, trying to change careers? What a load of nonsense! Just stick to playing as a target man. Rotation is the best approach for Ronaldo right now. Manchester United can't function without pressing high up the pitch.]

Fans in the comments section are passionately discussing tactics, each with their own opinions.

Regardless of how fans view Ronaldo's development at Manchester United, his hat-trick in this match is undeniable.

"Ronaldo!"

Cristiano Ronaldo high-fives the fans in the stands.

The director was very astute; he focused the camera on Ronaldo for a moment, then immediately switched it to Ten Hag on the sidelines.

Despite the score being 7-1, the Dutchman simply sat motionless in his chair, not appearing particularly happy.

Why is this?

A score of 7:1 is certainly perfect.

But the hat trick maker is not perfect!
This is precisely the main reason why Ten Hag did not show any agitation!

In the 75th minute, Manchester United made their second substitution.

Tang Ye and Cristiano Ronaldo left the field at the same time, and the two walked off the field together.

With the director's special arrangement, the scene appeared quite impressive.

One is Manchester United's former king, and the other is Manchester United's current king.

Although almost half a year has passed since Ronaldo's transfer, looking back now, it's still hard to believe that these two would play for the same team...

"United!"

"United!"

"Man United!"

Let's not even talk about whether Ronaldo can fully integrate into Manchester United's current system after his return.

Based on the situation in this match, Ronaldo's prospects at Manchester United seem quite promising.

"but……"

"Actually, as we've said, we know that the most important thing for Manchester United isn't beating teams like Burnley. What they need is to show dominance against teams like Manchester City and Liverpool, including those in the Champions League knockout stages. That's the key to Manchester United's success."

"A top-three finish in the league and a semi-final appearance in the Champions League—this is a pretty good result for almost all teams in the top five leagues."

"but!"

"This result will absolutely not satisfy Manchester United fans this season, I'm absolutely certain of that!"

……

(End of this chapter)