Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 744 Capitalist Mr. Eric orchestrates everything, a historic first collaboration between pigs

Chapter 744 Capitalist Mr. Eric orchestrates everything, the pigs cooperate for the first time in history.
Repost: What does this mean? Manchester United released a pre-match poster, which was deleted 34 minutes later.

This is... way too sensitive!

[This is hilarious! The Instagram comment section is full of obsessed fans, mostly foreigners. Tang Ye and Ten Hag don't seem to care, but they do.]

[As everyone knows, all Chinese football fans have sensitive skin.]

[Hey, the one who said Cristiano Ronaldo > Tang Ye, step forward! I'm going to give you a good beating!]

[Brothers, you're being too sensitive. Even Ten Hajjaj doesn't care, but you guys do.]

Manchester United's move is somewhat intriguing.

Release the pre-match poster featuring Cristiano Ronaldo, then replace it with a poster featuring Tang Ye.

The most amazing thing is that in just 10 minutes, Tang Ye grew 20 cm, becoming taller than Cristiano Ronaldo.

The original poster was quite controversial, but since this was Ronaldo's first game back at Manchester United, it didn't matter if you made him bigger, and many fans could understand.

However, after these changes, even fans who initially thought it was nothing have to start thinking about it.

Manchester United's actions are tantamount to a direct statement of support for Tang Ye. Although the poster was released by the operations team, it can be considered Manchester United's official stance.

"Shouldn't you have planned ahead when you're making the poster?"

Britney scolded Jimmy: "Do you know how many mistakes there are in this poster? Mr. Eric just called me in."

"what?"

Jimmy looked completely bewildered: "That's not right."

"What's wrong? This is your fault! Do you still think it's my fault?"

"No, no, I didn't mean that."

Jimmy shook his head repeatedly: "But... Mr. Eric was the one who made me make that poster in the first place..."

"?"

Britney suddenly froze, then took a deep breath.

"...Damn it."

"We've all been set up."

……

"China Media Group! This is a live broadcast for you..."

"Wow, the fans at Old Trafford are really excited today!"

"Yes, Ronaldo's return. Eh, it gives me a feeling of going back 10 years, when I was... well, actually I wasn't that young back then either."

"Ha ha!"

"Both teams' players are already preparing. Now, let me introduce Manchester United's starting lineup!"

The number of viewers on CCTV5 started to surge more than 20 minutes ago because both Tang Ye and Cristiano Ronaldo appeared in Manchester United's starting lineup.

Clearly, this is the first time in the history of pigs that they have cooperated.

With both the old and new kings of Manchester United playing together, you can imagine how incredible the hype is.

"Ronaldo!"

"Siuuuu!!!"

The photographer carried his camera toward the players' tunnel. Tang Ye stood behind De Gea, and Rodri was helping him put on the captain's armband.

After Rodri are Dembele, De Jong, Rashford, and then Ronaldo.

Unlike Cristiano Ronaldo's flowing hair, 36-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo's hairstyle remained perfectly still, thanks to a lot of hairspray.

Cristiano Ronaldo gave a thumbs-up to the camera and raised his eyebrows.

"Beep!!!"

Newcastle (5-3-2)

Goalkeeper: Woodman
Defenders: Ritchie, Clark, Russell, Hayden, Javier Manquillo

Midfielders: Sean Longstaff, Joseph Willock, Almiron

Forwards: Saint Maximan, Joelinton
This is the fourth round of the Premier League this season.

Manchester United have won all three of their matches so far, while Newcastle have won one and drawn two. In terms of points alone, the gap between the two teams is quite large.

However, Newcastle also has some positive factors.

Newcastle have been playing with a five-defender formation since last season, which makes them a little more comfortable when facing the Little Devil's attacking trident.

"Ronaldo~Ronaldo~~"

"..."

After receiving a pass back from Ronaldo, Tang Ye paused for a moment, waiting for Willock to come up and contest the ball.

Have the opportunity!
Once the defenders got a little closer, Tang Ye passed the ball to Dembele, who was there to receive it.

Swish!

Dembele possesses an incredibly impressive dribbling ability. With a series of maneuvers, he switched the ball to his right foot and immediately began to compress Newcastle's defense.

"Manchester United are going to put pressure on Newcastle right from the start!"

"Ricci, hey, he knows Dembele is good at dribbling, so Ricci is playing very steadily now."

"Don't give them a chance!"

Richie never gave him a chance, and Dembele tried to break through directly, but failed.

This Newcastle full-back must have specifically studied Dembele's characteristics!

However, Dembele was not in a hurry, because Tang Ye in the middle was directing Manchester United players to make complicated runs.

Manchester United players are indeed very efficient; the formation on the field changed completely in just a few seconds.

Dembele returns to Trat!

Hey!

Snapped!
A 45-degree cross from Dalot hit the grass, bounced up, and ended up at Rodri's feet.

Controlling the ball, Rodri accelerated towards the penalty area.

"Give it to me!"

Tang Ye reached out for the ball, and Rodri gently passed it through.

Tang Ye lifted his foot, letting the ball roll under him.

After the ball rolled to his feet, Tang Ye passed it to Rashford.

"Just attack!"

Snapped!
He curled a shot, the ball hit the grass, grazed the right post, and went into the net.

"GOOO-AAA-LLLL!!!"

"Macus Rashford!!!"

"oh my god!"

"It's so fast!"

In their first collaboration, Manchester United did indeed take the lead, and were up by a goal in the 5th minute.

However, it seems that none of the pigs are the main characters in this match.

Marcus Rashford!

Manchester United's crown prince seems to have regained his form after a period of slump.
"Pretty!"

Tang Ye followed Rashford and ran out.

Once Rashford was standing on the sidelines, Tang Ye grabbed the Manchester United striker's right hand, bent one of his index fingers, and pressed it against Rashford's temple: "Show! Marcus, don't forget your celebration!"

Wow!!!

Cheers erupted as Cristiano Ronaldo rushed over and embraced Rashford.

"Ronaldo and Ranaldo, haha!"

"Rashford probably never imagined he would be playing on the same team as Ronaldo when he was 19."

Leaving Rashford and Ranaldo aside for now, this match between Manchester United and Newcastle reminded Chinese fans of a game that happened not long ago.

China vs. Vietnam.

Both games were played at home by red teams, and both started with quick goals.

why!
Why are Manchester United and the Chinese national team always so similar?

"..."

"It seems like Ronaldo isn't getting many chances to touch the ball these days..."

"Well, with Manchester United's style of play, Ronaldo definitely won't get many opportunities. Actually, we say that Ronaldo's main role at Manchester United is to be the best, to seize the last shot and bring out his finishing ability as the all-time top scorer in Champions League history."

"Oh!"

The commentators were praising Manchester United, but then Saint Maximin suddenly showed off Rodri.

fuck!

Rodri fell to the ground.

De Jong didn't expect Rodri to be beaten so easily, and didn't come up immediately.

Saint Maxim seized the opportunity and pushed himself to the maximum speed.

Bang!

Give it to Longstaff!

"Oh!"

Snapped!
The cross was lobbed into the penalty area, and De Ligt and Lascelles engaged in a fierce physical battle.

Russell headed in first.

The header went wide, but precisely because it went wide, it led to Newcastle's first goal of the match.

"The ball is in!"

"Russells!"

"This is unexpected!"

"Yes, we said you can't underestimate any team in the Premier League, or you'll pay a heavy price."

"xuuuu!!!!"

Manchester United fans didn't hold back their boos at Newcastle, and an angry Ten Hag simply called all the players over.

"What are you doing?" "Show respect! You're underestimating your opponent!"

Ten Hag was referring to none other than Manchester United's second captain, Rodri.

His solo defense against St. Maximan was just too embarrassing.

"I don't forbid you from making mistakes, but you can't let this kind of stupid mistake happen, okay?"

"This kind of mistake can directly lead to a goal for the opposing team!"

"I see."

Rhodes gritted his teeth, clearly getting anxious: "I didn't expect him to change direction so quickly; I was fooled by his ankle."

"It's alright, Rhodes."

Tang Ye gently nudged Rodri from behind: "No problem, they're weak, they can't beat us."

20 minute later.

With the score at 1-1, Newcastle received support from Liverpool and Manchester City fans in the comments section, who hoped the team could step up and do their part to stop the Little Devil.

However, judging from the comments section, Manchester United fans are still incredibly confident; they simply don't believe their team will lose to Newcastle.

So what are Manchester United fans focusing on?

They were watching the pigs on the field.

Looking forward to a collaboration between the Pig and Pig duo!
"Tang Ye, we should still choose Rashford!"

"Rashford, aren't you leaving?"

"Wait for Tang Ye to come up!"

Tang Ye ran past Rashford, seemingly aiming for the left baseline.

Rashford flicked the ball up with his toe.

Tang Ye, standing in front, turned sideways, stretched out his leg, and steadily controlled the ball.

"hurry up!"

Ten Hach urged him on, and Tang Ye suddenly sped up.

Manquillo began to retreat, moving towards the left baseline.

Defending against Tang Ye is a stressful task for Manquillo.

Just like Ricci defended Dembele, Manquillo also chose to keep his distance when defending Tang Ye.

Since that's the case, Tang Ye didn't hold back and delivered a 45-degree cross with his left foot.

"Wow!"

The pass was too high!

Inside the restricted area!

"Cristiano Ronaldo!"

Cristiano Ronaldo and Lascelles ran together toward the landing point.

The face is ferocious.

Jump on one foot!

boom!
“GOOO—AAAAA—LLLLL!!!!”

"The ball is in!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo scores!"

Wow!!!

When Cristiano Ronaldo scored his first goal back for Manchester United, Old Trafford almost instantly erupted in cheers.

Manchester United players were also ready to celebrate.

Then, a sudden situation arose.

"Beep!"

The referee blew his whistle, and the camera panned to the linesman in the distance.

The red and yellow checkered flag has been raised.

offside

Cristiano Ronaldo was all ready to celebrate, but then he realized it was an offside goal. He threw his hands up in frustration, exclaiming, "What is this?!"

"Ah!"

Ronaldo gave the referee a smile; the rest is up to the referee to decide.

"That ball wasn't offside, was it?"

Tang Ye and Luke Shaw were arguing with the referee: "Why were they offside?"

Hey!

"Fuck!"

The referee did not give Manchester United a chance to appeal, so the score remained 1-1.

"Hmm, that was a real pity."

"If that's the case... then we can say that Newcastle might have a chance to bring the score to 1-1 by halftime. So far this season, no team has managed to tie Manchester United at halftime."

As Ronaldo's goal was disallowed, the atmosphere in the stadium became heavy, with fans hurling insults at the referee.

"Eric."

Seeing Ten Hag walk toward the bench, Van der Gach nodded in greeting: "His positioning is good, but his offside awareness is too poor. I told you this during training; it's really difficult to handle."

Ten Hag sat down in his seat, looking towards the field: "A bad team is a bad team, what's there to say?"

"..."

Van der Gach's lips twitched, and he decided not to continue the conversation on this topic.

"United!"

"Man United!"

"The champion of the Premier League!"

"The king of the Premier League!"

"We have Tom!"

"We have Ronaldo!"

“We have Rodri!”

It's the 37th minute of the first half.

Dembele showed off again, sprinting all the way from the byline into the penalty area.

He was about to receive Varane's through ball, but he fell down before he could even get the ball.

"Eh!"

"referee!"

Ten Hah ran forward quickly and shouted loudly.

Upon seeing the referee blow the whistle, the Manchester United manager raised his hands.

Penalty kick!

Manchester United were awarded a penalty when the score was 1-1!
Lascells and Woodman were visibly frustrated inside the penalty area.

After being under pressure for more than 30 minutes in the first half, and just when it seemed they could hold onto the draw, Ritchie made a big mistake.

Maintaining a 1-1 draw with Manchester United away from home is no easy feat, and Newcastle players have put in a tremendous amount of effort to achieve it.

But now a penalty kick has been awarded.

Newcastle, which is barely holding on, may collapse because of this!

"Here."

De Jong tossed the ball to Tang Ye, who habitually twirled it in his hands before walking toward the penalty area.

Tang Ye seemed quite relaxed blowing bubbles with chewing gum.

The more relaxed Tang Ye was, the more nervous Woodman, the goalkeeper, became.

Therefore, he needs to manipulate his opponent's mentality.

Unfortunately, Tang Ye is not the kind of player who is easily influenced...

Just as Woodman was wondering what to do, he noticed Cristiano Ronaldo coming up next to Tang Ye, and the Portuguese seemed to have something on his mind.

"Let Ronaldo play!"

Woodman points at Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ok?
Tang Ye was stunned for a moment.

Ronaldo understood Woodman's words and, of course, wanted to take the penalty, so he decisively continued forward.

Rodri and Dembele realized something was wrong and rushed over.

"Let him kick it!"

Woodman continued, gesturing for Ronaldo to take the ball from Tang Ye's hands.

"..."

Tang Ye chewed his gum, looking at Woodman with a somewhat speechless expression.

This guy is just stirring up trouble; he's disgusting.

Cristiano Ronaldo glanced at Tang Ye, hoping the latter would speak first.

But Tang Ye didn't say anything; he just caught his breath, and his refusal was quite obvious.