Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 694 Guardiola must use an AMD processor to defeat Dortmund!
Dongqiudi Match Report: Dortmund thrashed Holstein Kiel 6-0 to advance to the German Cup final. Brandt and Sancho both scored twice, Haaland returned from injury in the 80th minute, and Tang Ye spent most of his time on the bench. (92352 comments)

Dortmund and RB Leipzig will meet in the German Cup final after easily defeating their semi-final opponents.

The Bundesliga champions versus the third-placed Bundesliga team—the final is sure to be a spectacle.

And here, in some unknown corner, Bayern fans are secretly weeping.

They couldn't beat Dortmund, who had foreign players, in the league, were eliminated from the Champions League, and even lost to Leipzig in the German Cup semi-finals.

Well, if we don't count the German Super Cup, Bayern can declare themselves trophyless this season.

The German Football Association has announced that the German Cup final will be held on May 13th local time at the Berlin Olympic Stadium (a neutral venue). Borussia Dortmund will be drawn to play in the home team's dressing room.

……

After the German Cup semi-final, Dortmund fans began to look forward to the second leg of the semi-final on May 8.

With a one-goal lead, Dortmund fans were quite confident.

Unfortunately, Dortmund and RB Leipzig still have a Bundesliga match to play on May 5th.

The Bundesliga schedule is indeed terrible, at least for Dortmund this season.

The big match against Manchester City is on the 8th, but on the 5th we have to play against the third-placed team in the Bundesliga. It's really frustrating.

In response to this situation, Dortmund held an internal team meeting to discuss the arrangements for this month.

"All competitions need to give way to the Champions League, and I need to emphasize this premise to you."

Eskeriva clenched his right fist, pointed his index finger at the ceiling, and walked back and forth on the stage.

The Spaniard's punishment is not over yet, and he will still be unable to take charge in the second leg.

but!

Eskeriva is determined and confident!

He believes in the Dortmund players; they are capable of creating miracles!

"Will I start against Leipzig?"

A voice rang out, and Escriva stopped, looking at Tang Ye sitting below the stage: "You probably still need to recover a bit more, right?"

"Actually... I feel fine."

Tang Ye shrugged and stretched out his hands to show off his muscles to Eskeriva.

Noticing the bandage wrapped around his right hand, Tang Ye added, "It doesn't matter, it won't affect anything."

I'm not talking about your hands, I'm talking about your physical strength.

"I think you were almost dead after the first round."

"Ha ha!"

Eskreva's words made the Dortmund players in the room laugh simultaneously.

Indeed, after the first leg, Tang Ye gave the impression that he could collapse at any moment.

It was teetering on the brink of collapse and looked rather frightening.

"A week has passed now."

Tang Ye said he could still play, but his request to start was rejected by Escriva.

It takes at least 10 days to fully recover from such intense exertion, so Eskeriva firmly believes that Tang Ye is not yet in his best condition.

So……

After a brief discussion, Escriva made a decision.

Tang Ye will be placed on the bench for the match against RB Leipzig.

Whether or not to participate depends on the situation at the time.

Anyway, they've already secured the Bundesliga title this season, so it doesn't matter whether Leipzig wins or loses.

The remaining time was used to discuss strategies for the second leg against Manchester City.

This is the main point for today. Tang Ye tried to focus his attention and listen carefully to Eskeriva's story.

The core idea of ​​the second round is the same as the first round, but it is not exactly the same.

Dortmund's starting lineup will change for both legs of the match.

Bellingham is suspended due to a red card, so his position will need to be filled by Brandt or Renault.

In addition, Haaland was replaced as the starting center forward.

However, these two modifications are only "temporary plans" at present, and the specific situation will depend on the next match against RB Leipzig.

The league results are no longer important for Dortmund; the key to the next match is to test Haaland's form.

If Haaland is in good form, he will be the starting center forward in the second leg; otherwise, he will need to be a substitute.

This is not to say that Eskeriva does not approve of Haaland, but in the current situation, all decisions must be made with utmost care!

……

Snapped!
Snapped!
Tang Ye was juggling the ball on the training field when he saw Pogba reach out to him, so he decisively hit the ball to him.

Control the ball with your thigh!

Just as Pogba was walking forward and lifting his thigh, his supporting foot suddenly bent as if it had sunk into the grass.

"Eh!"

Tang Ye immediately shouted, "Paul, what's wrong with you?"

"Oh, it's nothing."

Pogba kicked the ball away.

To prove his health, Pogba even wiggled his ankle in front of Tang Ye.

"No problem, haha."

"..."

Tang Ye squinted.

After thinking for a moment, he suddenly spoke up: "I feel like your ankle isn't very flexible. Have you... have you had any injections?"

"..."

Sure enough, something too simple couldn't fool Tang Ye's eyes.

Pogba's ankles don't look like those of a top football player; they're stiff like an ordinary person's, and that's the problem.

However, Pogba insisted that he had no problems.

"This……"

"Ok."

Out of trust for his teammates, Tang Ye did not intend to continue the conversation on this topic.

At this moment, Pogba suddenly asked Tang Ye a question.

"If I were injured, do you think Ferran would ask me to get a pain-relieving injection?"

"Um……"

Pinching his chin, Tang Ye carefully considered the situation Pogba had described.

"Probably not. Other coaches might, but not Ferran. But it's hard to say, because you're so important to us, and it's a crucial time right now."

"What's wrong?"

"Oh, it's nothing!"

Pogba shook his head.

Tang Ye's answer made him feel that he had done the right thing.

Since Eskeriva knew the situation and would make him get a painkiller injection anyway, he might as well get it done secretly.

Pogba is a smart man; he knows that if his teammates know about his injury, their mentality in the game will definitely be affected.

Just as Tang Ye just said.

This is the most crucial period for Dortmund, and they can't afford to make mistakes during this critical time!

……

Time marched on.

In May, there was only a little over a month left before China's college entrance examination.

Tang Ye was invited to record a video to cheer on Chinese high school seniors taking the college entrance examination.

"Is the college entrance exam starting on the 7th or the 8th? It hasn't even been a month yet."

Tang Ye said.

"What we mean is, you have a match on the 8th, so record it in advance and use it later."

A teacher from the Peking University Admissions Office pointed out Tang Ye's mistake.

"Oh, I didn't think of that, haha!"

With his hands covering his head, Tang Ye asked Zhang Yuning to help him take a photo.

"Okay, King Tang, I'm your photographer now."

"Haha, get the camera straight. This is to cheer on the college entrance exam takers, so make sure you get a good shot."

Zhang Yuning gave a thumbs-up to indicate that he was okay, while Tang Ye walked to the front of the light screen and stood in place.

"Hello everyone, I am Tang Ye, a player from the Chinese national men's football team. On behalf of the Chinese national men's football team, I wish you all success in your exams..."

"Wait a minute!"

"Oh crap, I forgot what I was going to say."

Tang Ye gestured for Zhang Yuning to stop filming, took out his phone, and looked at the speech the teacher had written for him. "Memorize it!"
Yeah, that's OK.

Stand up straight again.

"...Wishing everyone success in their exams and a bright future! I'm at West..."

Okay, we have to reshoot again.

"King Tang, what's going on? Haha!"

"Are you going to let college entrance exam takers apply to Borussia Dortmund?"

"Wait, wait."

Tang Ye raised his hand to indicate that there would definitely be no problem this time.

Tang Ye looked at Zhang Yuning's phone camera.

"...Wishing you all success in your exams and a bright future! I'll be waiting for you at Peking University!"

"..."

While resting on the sofa, Zhang Yuning suddenly noticed something and gestured to Tang Ye to look at the football website.

"It seems to be news about you."

"Ok?"

Tang Ye thought Zhang Yuning was making a big fuss, but he still opened Dongqiudi on his phone.

Below the Dortmund Manchester City second leg promotional poster, Dongqiudi reposted an advertisement from Ruilong Company.

Well, let's open it and take a look.

In the center of the image, the CEO of Ryzen is walking back and forth, with a football field in the background.

Why can't Manchester City beat Dortmund?

Haha!

The first question made Zhang Yuning lose his composure: "Did they tell you about this advertisement?"

"Yes, he called me the day after the first leg."

"Don't you know what they filmed?"

"They said I slightly belittled myself, but they paid me, so it didn't matter. I didn't even ask what it was. My agent said it was okay, no problem."

Tang Ye takes a rather laid-back approach to endorsement deals, basically leaving them to his agent, Bo Er.

Since Bohr said there's no problem, then there's basically no problem.

"so……"

Zhang Yuning gestured for Tang Ye to continue playing.

"Everyone thought it was a huge upset, believing that Manchester City was stronger than Dortmund."

"However, only AMD knew that Manchester City's loss to Dortmund was inevitable."

wow！

Zhang Yuning opened his mouth.

They claim they're advertising by belittling Tangye, but they're actually praising Dortmund!
This is hardly an insult!
In the advertisement, AMD included clips of Dortmund defending against Manchester City's attack during the match.

If every move you make is within your opponent's calculations, then victory will only drift further and further away from you!

"TY's near-human calculation ability is the root cause of Guardiola's failure."

"As the third most powerful CPU in the world today, TY is almost unsolvable, but it is not completely unsolvable."

The screen displayed the commercial CPU rankings that had gone viral online. The first and second spots were both occupied by Ryzen processors, the third by Tangye, and the rest were all Intel processors: "Actually, Guardiola just needed one thing."

After saying that, the CEO took a small piece out of his pocket with his right hand.

"AMD Threadripper 3990X, 64 cores and 128 threads, base frequency 2.9GHz, maximum boost frequency 4.3GHz, maximum power consumption 280W!"

"..."

Zhang Yuning turned to look at Tang Ye, and Tang Ye looked at Zhang Yuning.

How much did they give you?

"Two million euros, but because I didn't participate in the filming, the amount they gave me wasn't much."

"Well, I think it's still quite profitable."

……

Brothers, Ryzen has gone crazy!

Intel users are not worried. Of course, I admit that Intel is not as good as Tangye, because I am a die-hard GGBond fan.

Why wasn't the 32nd round postponed? Let's prepare for the match against Manchester City.

[Postponed my ass! Dortmund has already won the title. Let the second team go up and have some fun. Yes, that's right, I'm talking about Zhang Yuning.]

We still need to win! Don't let Leipzig get any points, or they'll come back to defeat Bayern!

"..."

"Hmm, this ball!"

"This is Zhang Yuning's third appearance in the Bundesliga, but his first goal for Dortmund is still nowhere in sight."

"But that's normal, because Dortmund should have let this match go."

The camera pans to the substitutes' bench.

Tang Ye, Pogba, and Reus, three key players, sat in a row.

Dortmund are currently trailing 1-2 at home, but Tang Ye and Pogba seem to be having a great time chatting.

Just by looking at this bench configuration, you can tell that Dortmund is probably going to let the team go today.

"Erling, nice!"

Tang Ye clenched his fists and shouted, followed by applause from Royce.

Now in the 50th minute of the match, Haaland has been performing very well.

“I told you, Marco, Erling will adjust quickly.”

Tang Ye looked at Haaland, who was looking for a corner kick position on the field, and suddenly said, "Because his physical advantage is too great, Bundesliga defenders generally can't stop him."

"What about Premier League defenders?"

Royce's question made Tang Ye think.

When we talk about Premier League defenders, we're obviously referring to Manchester City's defenders.

If Leipzig's defenders couldn't contain Haaland, can Manchester City's defenders?

"I think... that won't work either, he should be able to play better."

Tang Ye has great faith in Haaland's ability: "However, it would be even better if his heading ability were a bit stronger."

"Ha ha!"

In the 78th minute, Tang Ye came on as a substitute, and Eskriva replaced Haaland to rest.

Wow!!!

“TY!”

“TY!”

Tang Ye waved to the fans in the stands, which almost caused Westfalen to explode.

"Dortmund has replaced Tang Ye."

"Yes, even though they've already secured the title, Dortmund probably still wants to win, because they can make history this season: the fewest losses in a single season in their club history!"

"Hmm, we're down by one goal. Let's see what Tang Ye plans to do..."

The score is still 1-2. After Tang Ye came on, he pointed to several open spaces, allowing his teammates to adjust their positions.

As the commentator described, Escriva brought on Tang Ye in order to turn the tide of the game!

"..."

"Beep, beep beep—!!!"

"Alright, the match is over. The final score is 1:2. It's a pity."

"We could see that Dortmund was trying to equalize, but without Haaland as a pivot, it will be very difficult for them to break through Leipzig's defense."

Tang Ye stood on the grass, hands on his hips, lost in thought.

"xuuu!!!!"

These are jeers coming from the away team's stands.

Tang Ye's late substitution gave Leipzig fans a fright.

Thankfully it was a false alarm!
"Tom!"

"xuuuu!!!!"

"Why didn't they make a comeback? Is this what it means to be number one in the world?"

"xuuuu!! Beep beep beep!!!"

Hey……

Tang Ye sighed.

Tired.

……

(End of this chapter)