Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 547 Premier League Assist King and Silver Boot Winner, Master Prepares for FA Cup by the Fire
Romano: Juventus and Paris have already developed a starting lineup for TY next season, but the player's agent is reluctant.

The Professional Footballers' Association (PFA) has voted that Manchester United player Tang Ye has been named the PFA Player of the Year for the 2018-19 season.

Official Premier League report: Some individual awards from the 2018-19 Premier League season:

Golden Boot winners: Sadio Mane (Liverpool), Mohamed Salah (Liverpool), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Arsenal)
Silver Boot: Tang Ye (Manchester United), Vardy (Manchester City)
Bronze Boot: Jamie Vardy (Leicester City)

Top assist provider: Tang Ye (Manchester United)
Because of the existence of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the number of goals in this season's Premier League is ridiculously high.

Three players tied for the Golden Boot with 22 goals each, and two players tied for the Silver Boot with 21 goals each.

It's worth mentioning that, despite being a midfielder, Tang Ye also won the Silver Boot award.

Under normal circumstances, Tang Ye's boots would not have been effective, but Rashford's injury in April increased his average number of goals per game.

It was because of Rashford's injury that Tang Ye managed to climb to second place in the top scorers list in order to win the game.

……

Three days after winning the PFA Player of the Year award, Tang Ye traveled to London to accept the award and posted a photo of himself holding the championship trophy on social media.

The Professional Footballers' Association (PFA) described Tang Ye's award with a very simple sentence: "His second year in the Premier League, and his second PFA trophy."

In his second season in the Premier League, Tang Ye won his second PFA Player of the Year award.

It may seem like nothing, but you need to think about this from a different perspective.

GGBond's chances of winning are 100%!
"If all goes well, you'll also receive the Premier League Player of the Year award. What are your thoughts on that, Tom?"

"Well..."

"I think this season has been quite tough for us, and I'm very happy to receive this trophy. Also, our season isn't completely over yet; we still have an FA Cup match against Manchester City, which I don't think will be an easy game."

Tang Ye is right, Manchester United has another FA Cup match on May 24th.

Manchester City have been incredibly strong this season, but they haven't won a single trophy, so they will definitely go all out in the FA Cup final.

……

The Sun reports that Tang Ye has purchased a £275 million mansion in the Manchester suburbs.

"This could be a sign that the player wants to stay. Despite many transfer rumors surrounding TY, a closer analysis suggests that TY himself has never expressed any desire to leave Manchester United."

Holy crap, I bought a house and settled down here.

[£275 million is not something GGBond can afford to do casually or just throw around.]

Even if you have money, you can't just spend it recklessly. This guy clearly intends to stay at Manchester United for a long time.

The Sun has finally made a move.

[Damn! Fake news, absolutely fake news! Isn't Tang Ye coming to Paris?]

After winning the Premier League title, Tang Ye unexpectedly bought a house in Manchester, sending Manchester United fans into a frenzy.

Juventus fans thought they had it in the bag and were bragging online every day, but Tang Ye never showed up.

Haha!

Sky Sports once again invited Ferdinand to its live broadcast studio.

The Manchester United legend was clearly in a good mood after his former team won the Premier League title again.

"I still hold the same view: Manchester United needs a strong right winger."

"Some fans believe that Manchester United needs to make changes to every position except for the three midfielders, the left winger, and the goalkeeper. What do you think...?"

"No, no, no, that's definitely wrong. Those people are just trying to belittle Manchester United, that's wrong."

Ferdinand shared his views with reporters.

Manchester United do need reinforcements, but what they need most right now is a good enough right winger, at least better than Ziyech.

As for the left-back position, Ferdinand believes there is no need to strengthen it, as Luke Shaw will return next season.

"As for the center forward position, I think bringing Ronaldo back is the best option. As you've all seen, Ronaldo (affectionate nickname) is still maintaining his best form."

The reporter's eyes widened: "Do you support the deal to trade Tom for Ronaldo?"

"No, I meant buying him for a transfer fee. Haha, if I said we were selling Tang Ye, Manchester United fans would kill me."

Ferdinand laughed, "Tang Ye absolutely cannot be sold, because he is the core of Manchester United's current squad. If we had a midfielder like him back in the 12-13 season, I think we would have won the Champions League."

"If the Qatari consortium behind Paris Saint-Germain offers a sufficient transfer fee, would you support selling Tang Ye?"

Ferdinand shook his head: "Unless they offer three hundred million, it's impossible."

Ferdinand was one of the top center-backs in the Premier League during his playing career, so his comments are often reposted by newspapers and popular sports bloggers.

However, over time, fans stopped paying attention to the Manchester United legend's statements, because many legends of top clubs say things that are absurd, and they always exaggerate the facts in their analysis.

Hmm... whether or not to buy Ronaldo back to play as a center forward is a matter that needs careful discussion.

But Tang Ye cannot be sold, a sentiment shared by all Manchester United fans.

……

Carrington Base.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh, let me blow it first, come on, that's enough."

Tang Ye handed the lamb skewers he had grilled to Ashley Yang.

Ashley Young took a bite.

"Fuck!"

Ashley Young spat out the lamb skewers.

"Hey, Yang, why are you like this!"

Tang Ye looked at the mutton lying on the grass: "You can't waste food, Yang."

"It's not cooked yet!"

"what……"

Tang Ye squatted down and carefully examined the lamb skewers on the grass: "Isn't it red now?"

"Just cook the bottom until it's done, then flip it over and check; the other side is raw!"

Ashley Young rinsed her mouth with water.

Gulu gulu!

"puff!"

"real or fake"

Tang Ye flipped the mutton on the ground with his foot: "Damn, it's white!"

"Hahaha!"

De Gea and Lingard laughed loudly, "I see now, Tom, you're trying to poison Ashley!"

"No, I'm innocent."

Tang Ye raised both hands: "Yang, I'll bake you another one, well-done."

Rodri pushed Tang Ye away from the grill: "It's either medium-rare or well-done. Can't you give me something normal, like well-done?"

"I was just exaggerating. I meant I would help him cook it."

Unexpectedly, Rhodes didn't understand what he was saying, so Tang Ye quickly explained and then pushed Rhodes away again.

To avoid the lamb skewers being raw on one side and cooked on the other, flip them over first.

Add some more pepper...

Alai approached with his phone, filming Tang Ye while providing commentary.

"Hmm, this is the work of a master; every step is executed to perfection."

"Ha ha!"

Tang Yechao gave a thumbs-up to the camera.

"Let's start the live stream!"

Rodri suggested, "Just stream it live on Twitter."

"Come on, I'm going to teach the fans how to barbecue!"

Tang Ye got a few more strings of new ones, ready to show off his skills.

"okok!"

Alai started the live stream using his own account.

The camera is focused on Tang Ye!

"As you can see, standing in front of the barbecue grill right now is our starting midfielder, the Premier League Player of the Season!"

"Hey, the results aren't out yet!"

Tang Ye, fiddling with the lamb skewers on the shelf, offered a reminder.

"It's all the same!"

The number of viewers in the live stream quickly grew from dozens to hundreds, then to thousands, and then to tens of thousands.

The fact that so many fans tuned in to the live stream without prior notice speaks volumes about Manchester United's massive fanbase.

"Okay, all done."

Feeling that it was about time, Tang Ye grabbed the skewers: "Come on, Luo De, you eat first."

Rhodes took it.

Considering what Tang Ye had just done, Rodri didn't eat it immediately, but instead examined it carefully.

"Rhodes, just eat it. I won't make the same mistake twice."

This isn't cooked.

Rodri pointed to the outermost skewer of meat: "You didn't grill these much."

"How could that be? We were all together. Hey, we're really not that close. Why is that?"

"This is beef. If you grill it together with lamb, how can it cook at the same speed?"

"I rely on"

Tang Ye raised both hands: "Haha, this is definitely not my fault. Who set the trap? How was I supposed to know the meat was different?"

"It's alright, Rhodes, I'll just bake it again."

Failure is the mother of success. Tang Ye took the barbecue skewers and put them back on the rack.

Mata stood aside, letting out a sigh of relief. *Cough cough!*

It was a bit pungent, and Tang Ye knew he needed to hurry.

Place the skewers on the rack and then brush them with oil.

Hmm, there's no more oil on the brush.

Tang Ye picked up the oil can next to him and poured oil onto the brush.

next second.

Roar!
Flames shot into the sky, and Tang Ye landed hard on his backside.

"Hahaha!"

"hurry up!"

Snapped!
De Jong fetched water and put out the fire.

"call……"

Tang Ye sat on the ground.

"Damn, thank goodness I reacted quickly."

【master】

Don't burn the pork for me, Master! I don't eat pork!

Tom, I can teach you how to barbecue!

[I almost saw Manchester City win the FA Cup!]

[Thanks to football for providing me with a livelihood]

"Grandma's..."

Tang Ye stood up from the ground.

It was very lucky that they weren't burned by the fire.

But it's really unpleasant when a half-cooked skewer gets spilled by water.

"Haha, from now on you'll just be in charge of eating."

Ten Hach and Rodri did not hold back in mocking Tang Ye.

……

Dongqiudi reposted: Can you handle this? During Manchester United's victory celebration barbecue, Tang Ye almost got burned by the flames due to a misoperation.

[I'm on Twitter]

[Flame Dragon Armor? Flame Nava!]

[Guys, I just dreamt that Manchester United lost the FA Cup, what should I do?]

What do you suggest we do? Your dream was just a mistake, right?

[Who Set the Trap?]

Having just won the Premier League title, Manchester United players and fans are very relaxed right now.

It's fine for fans to relax, but it's not okay for players to relax.

"Keep serious!"

On the training field, Ten Hag walked back and forth in front of the players.

“We have won the Premier League title, but you need to understand that our season is not completely over yet. A little relaxation is fine, I think that's reasonable, but after that relaxation, you must bring your focus back to the game!”

Ten Hah looked at Tang Ye, who quickly stood at attention.

"Someone made a mistake while grilling yesterday. Making a mistake while grilling is a minor issue, but if that mentality is carried into the competition, then it will be a major problem!"

“Um, Mr. Eric, the FA Cup final is at Wembley, I won’t scorch the Old Trafford pitch.”

"Did I fucking say barbecue?!"

"Ha ha!"

His teammates were laughing, and Tang Ye straightened up: "Oh, oh, I mean I won't make another mistake. I'm really strong right now."

"Um"

Ten Hach nodded, acknowledging Tang Ye's current seriousness.

Despite winning the Premier League title, Ten Hag dares not slack off in the slightest.

Manchester United's two opponents in May were relatively weak, but suddenly facing a do-or-die Manchester City in the FA Cup final makes it hard to avoid problems.

With a week to go until the final, Manchester United now needs to find their best form.

then……

Suppress Manchester City once again!

……

"I come!"

They rushed up to grab the spot.

Tang Ye controlled the ball with his chest!

A left-footed shot!

That was a mid-air slash!

duang!

Tang Ye's volley hit the crossbar and failed to score.

"Depend on!"

The shot didn't go in, but Tang Ye's shooting ability saw a breakthrough at this moment.

[Shots on goal: 80 → 81]

Tang Ye (41 years old)
[Ball possession: 89; Passing: 93]

[Shots: 81; Headers: 61; Set pieces: 82]

Speed: 78; Endurance: 76; Physical Strength: 85

[Defense: 76; Vision: 99]

Overall rating: 88
call!
That's alright!

"Tom! You were so close!"

Mata and Tang Ye high-fived, the latter shrugging: "If I can't get into it during training, I can get into it during the match."

"Ha ha!"

After the passing and shooting practice ended, the Manchester United players gathered together and had some fun.

Tang Ye demonstrated his impressive "ATW" technique to his teammates, juggling the ball and then rotating his calf around it twice.

Tang Ye can spin this thing up to 3 times, but it's quite difficult; you have to kick it many times to successfully trigger it once.

"Wow!"

The players were applauding, but Haller looked preoccupied: "By the way, Tom, are you leaving?"

"Ok?"

"Of course I'm going. I'll ride with Rod. Do you want to come along?"

"No, no, I meant transfer."

As soon as Haller finished speaking, the atmosphere on the training ground suddenly became tense, and all of Manchester United's assistant coaches pricked up their ears.

"Oh, you mean this?"

Tang Ye attempted three ATW runs one last time, but failed, so he simply gave up.

"I've spoken with my agent and we've already rejected Juventus and Dortmund. My plan is to stay here."

Tang Ye was very happy.

He felt a great sense of relief after making the decision.

"Hmm, that's good."

Valencia stepped on the ball: "Everyone online is saying you swapped with Ronaldo. I see it every day, but I've never had the nerve to ask."

It wasn't just Valencia; the other Manchester United players were the same.

People keep asking Tang Ye if he'll leave; it's ridiculous.

"Haha, it's okay, just ask. It's not like I'm not going to tell you. Anyway, I'm definitely not leaving."

Tang Ye sat down, and his teammates followed suit.

GGBond looked serious and held up two fingers.

"We want to win our second league title."

"And the Champions League!"

"Wow!"

Ashley Young yelled and tackled Tang Ye to the ground, with the other Manchester United players following suit.

"Holy crap!"

"It hurts! Ah, stop it! Ah!"

"Get up! Get up!"

"..."

"Long live Manchester United!"

It's unclear who shouted first, but the other players followed suit.

"Long live Manchester United!"

……

Romano: The news is confirmed. TY himself has no intention of leaving the team, and his agent has already ended communications with Juventus, Paris Saint-Germain, and other teams.

Premier League official: Tang Ye has been named the 2018-19 Premier League Player of the Season.

(End of this chapter)