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Chapter 499 Great-Grandpa Got MVP, Tang Ye Was Just Lying Along and Winning

Chapter 499 Great-Grandpa Got MVP, Tang Ye Was Just Lying Along and Winning (Seeking Monthly Tickets!!!)

Outside Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street in Shanghai.

"what!!!"

"Beep beep beep!!!"

It's past 3 a.m. now, and the streets are full of fans running and jumping.

"Maintain order!"

"Don't linger on the road, the pedestrian light is red!"

The time to truly test the lung capacity of Shanghai police officers has arrived.

"China is awesome!!!"

Red flags with stars were raised in the streets.

"Don't linger on the road!"

Just as the traffic police finished shouting, two young men in their twenties rushed past from the side carrying the national flag.

"Ahhhhh!!!!"

……

CCTV1：北京时间1月28日晚11时，阿联酋亚洲杯半决赛中国男足国家队对阵日本男足国家队……凭借点球战的4：2，中国国家队最终以7：5的总比分击败日本国家队，成功晋级亚洲杯决赛。

CCTV reporter reports: This is only the second time in history that the Chinese men's national football team has reached the Asian Cup final, the last time being in 2004. Meanwhile, after the match, Chinese player Tang Ye's goal tally reached 13, five more than the Asian Cup's all-time single-season record.

#China, #ChinaJapan, #AsianCupSemifinals, #ChinaFootballTeamAdvancesToAsianCupFinals—these are the hottest topics today.

From CCTV5 to CCTV13, and then to CCTV1, these are the three stages that the Chinese men's football team has experienced in this Asian Cup.

The team's 8-goal victory over the Philippines was not recognized by CCTV-1.

Now that the Chinese national football team has advanced to the final by stepping over Japan's corpse, they can be considered to have made it onto CCTV-1.

I hereby declare that Tang Ye has permanently acquired my right to be exempt from criticism.

[Are you upstairs still going to criticize Tang Ye?]

CCTV-1, wow, that's impressive!

[He's as fierce as a war god. Some people used to say that De Bruyne and Tang Ye were on par, but that's pure idiocy. De Bruyne scoring one free kick is already a huge achievement.]

[A renowned anti-Japanese war hero!]

Fans see Tang Ye's explosive performance today as a continuation of his father's legacy, with his aerial bombardment of the ground and free kicks that sniped at the Japanese goal being a bloodline that has spanned 80 years.

This is of course just a coincidence; Tang Ye simply had a better feel for free kicks today.

But the concepts of blood ties and lineage are ingrained in the Chinese mind, so no matter how Tang Ye explains it, it's useless.

Tang Xianmin helped him today!
Waaah, Tang Xianmin got the MVP, Tang Ye just got carried to victory!

In his hotel room, Tang Ye, the "lying-down dog," sat on the balcony wearing only a short-sleeved shirt.

There was not a breath of wind at night, and the surface of the pool in front of me was eerily calm.

Tang Ye had been sitting on the steps for over an hour, and his mind was completely blank.

I really can't sleep, but I want to find something to do.

I should have brought my computer with me. I could play a couple of rounds of Go or LoL when I can't sleep.

Feeling really bored, Tang Ye stood up and, imitating the divers on TV, jumped directly into the pool.

"Holy crap, it's so cold!"

"Hiss, haha, hiss, um..."

……

After the semi-final, Lippi gave the players a break.

The Chinese national football team's coaching staff was still discussing tactics against Qatar in the meeting room, while the players were having fun.

"Holy crap, this horse is so fast!"

On the third floor of the hotel, Tang Ye, riding a brown horse, accelerated and overtook Wu Lei: "Haha!"

"Hey, how did you manage to ride the Tang Ye!"

Tang Ye is always the best player when playing games.

Now, when it comes to the horseback riding segment, he needs to be a little faster than the others.

"Sir, sir, we can't ride too fast here!"

Hotel staff are under a lot of pressure right now.

"Hey, it's ok it's ok!"

Zheng Zhi pushed the staff member out and then closed the door.

"Hey, Zhi-ge!"

Tang Ye shouted, "Help me search on Douyin (TikTok) for how to make a horse jump. I think I should be able to make it jump."

"Wait a minute!"

Zheng Zhi was still studying his phone when Tang Ye rode his fur coat around again.

"Come!"

Wei Shihao shouted and then tossed the ball to Tang Ye.

"No no no!"

Quickly kick the ball up with your feet, then balance the ball on your head and ride forward while keeping the ball on your head.

"Wow, Tang Ye is awesome!"

……

"Truth" - Post-match relaxation? Chinese team players rode the "Rossa" roller coaster at Ferrari World Abu Dhabi, one of the world's fastest roller coasters, reaching speeds of up to 240 km/h. Tom was photographed changing a tire on his Ferrari with the assistance of staff.

"As you can see from the photos, the Chinese team players are enjoying their victory over Japan. It's worth mentioning that Tom's hands-on skills are truly impressive; after successfully changing the tires, Tom expressed his desire to drive the car off the track, but was politely refused by the staff, as it was just a display model and lacked an engine."

"All 23 players on the Chinese team were present, which some experts say represents a possible collaboration between the Chinese national team and Ferrari."

Local newspapers in Abu Dhabi have already started speculating wildly about what kind of cooperation is possible.

The reason the players thought of coming here is mainly because Tang Ye saw this thing on Douyin last night.

Big data is amazing; it even knew that the phone's owner, GGBond, lived very close to this theme park!
The players had a great time, and Tang Ye even encountered many Chinese tourists at the theme park.

"China wins the championship!"

"Tang Ye!"

"Which team do you think will win tonight, Qatar or the UAE?"

While handing out autographs, a fan took the opportunity to ask a question.

Who are China's possible opponents in the final?

"I'm not sure either, but we all think Qatar should win, and we're already making preparations."

After writing his name on the jersey, Tang Ye held it up and compared it with the fan in front of him: "Hmm, isn't this jersey too small for you?"

"This is for my father, he's also a fan of yours, but he couldn't come to the game."

"Wow"

Tang Ye hugged the fans.

……

Dongqiudi Match Report: Qatar defeats UAE 4-0, advancing to the Asian Cup final against China. (13812 comments)

I watched this match purely out of boredom, but Qatar is really strong!

Is that striker on steroids? He's scored 7 goals so far!

[So what did Tang Ye eat when he scored 13 goals? A Piggy Hero lollipop?]

How can these be compared? Who is my great GGBond? Who is he?

Great GGBond?

At this moment, the great GGBond was sitting in the hotel conference room, panting.

"Damn, Qatar is even more powerful than I imagined!"

Tang Ye touched his hair: "I should have known better than to go out today."

If Tang Ye had known how powerful Qatar was yesterday, the theme park project wouldn't exist today.

"Ha ha"

Zheng Zhi punched Tang Ye in the arm: "It's all the same now, Qatar's main strength is their attack."

Judging from the live broadcast, Qatar's attacking ability is indeed quite impressive, and they also have set pieces.

When playing against Japan, Chinese players can use their bodies to interfere with Japanese players' actions.

But things became more difficult when the opponent became Qatar.

Qatari players aren't as slender as Japanese players!
"This is not a problem; we have a solution."

The translator relayed Lippi's words to the players.

"We will win the championship, that's for sure."

"We'll meet in the conference room at 10 a.m. tomorrow, then head to the training field. Let's not think about these things today."

……

Match Preview: At 22:2 on February 1st, the Asian Cup final will be between China and Qatar, with the Chinese team attempting to reach the pinnacle of Asian football.

Knowing that their chances of winning were not high, the Chinese team kept a low profile when releasing the match poster, which simply featured all 23 players with a photo and the caption: "Challenge."

In contrast, netizens were much bolder, directly photoshopping a picture of Tang Ye climbing Mount Everest.
Photo.

Mount Everest is the highest peak in Asia.

……

"right!"

With a shout, Tang Yechang passed the ball out. [De Bruyne's curved through ball lv5: Replica (Beyond Current Form)]

Proficiency: 972/3500
Wu Lei brought the ball to a steady stop and then kicked it past Wang Dalei's defense.

"Wow!"

clap clap clap!
The training was going quite well, but Tang Ye reminded him, "Brother Lei, you have to control the ball in a match just like you did in training!"

Wu Lei is perceived by Chinese fans as not being good at controlling the ball, but in reality, he does a pretty good job at controlling the ball in training.

However, the inability to do so in a competitive environment is a fatal flaw for professional athletes.

"Ha ha!"

Wu Lei waved to Tang Ye: "I feel like I'm in great form right now, and I can stay focused during the game."

After miraculously defeating Japan to advance to the finals, the Chinese team players are in such incredible form that each one of them is more impressive than the last.

but!

Qatar is even stronger than Japan, and even a fully-formed Chinese team would have a tough time dealing with their final opponent.

"We can focus on defense and rely on Tang's free kicks."

Madaloni and Lippi are talking.

"Free kicks should not be the core focus"

Lippi said.

Tang Ye's free kicks are in very good form, which is indeed a breakthrough point.

But free kicks are really unpredictable. Sometimes you're in great form and can score 3 out of 8, but the next day you're out of form and can't score even 1 out of 10.

After detailed analysis, the Chinese team's coaching staff also came up with their initial plan.

4-4-2, this will be the formation that the Chinese team will use in the final.

Tang Ye remains a defensive midfielder.

"We're all about defense, right?"

With the ball under his feet and his ankle twisting back and forth, Tang Ye asked.

"Yes, that's roughly the idea. As long as the opponent doesn't score, we'll just keep playing defensively. I've divided the game into three periods, and what you need to do in each of those periods will be slightly different..."

Lippi and the players slowly discussed tactics, while Tang Ye studied his own system.

If you're focusing on defense, then stamina is key.

Tang Ye (40 years old)
[Ball possession: 88; Passing: 92]

[Shots: 80; Headers: 60; Set pieces: 80]

Speed: 78; Endurance: 76; Physical Strength: 85

[Defense: 75; Vision: 97]

Overall rating: 86
Tang Ye's current stamina attribute is 76. With the 15% boost from a max-level Red Bull, that's...

Um, this is a very complex calculation.

Tang Ye took a step back, giving his position to Wu Lei, and then hid behind Zhang Yuning.

With the help of a supercomputer, Tang Ye got the answer.

87.4, which is equivalent to 88, is about the same as his ball control ability.

With an stamina attribute of 88, he has the average stamina level of a Champions League player, meaning he should have no major problems playing 90 minutes of regular time plus 30 minutes of extra time.

However, Tang Ye's current situation is quite different.

Moving from the attacking midfielder position to the defensive midfielder position means taking on roughly 1.5 times the defensive duties, so Tang Ye can only last a maximum of 90 minutes.

The match against Japan proved this point.

Qatar is even more formidable than Japan. If they were to play for another 120 minutes, it might not just be a matter of vomiting.

GGBond will fall onto the grass.

The intense Middle Eastern sun would turn him into a dried-up corpse!

……

February has arrived.

今天是2月1号，距离2月4日晚的除夕夜还有最后3天时间。

Besides red couplets and red firecracker debris, it has recently become popular in China to put red flags in front of homes.

Bang bang bang!

The sound of drums from fans echoed outside the Abu Dhabi stadium as the team bus entered, its Chinese characters reading "Dragon Team" prominently displayed.

"Team China!"

Go China!

The crucial battle was about to begin. At this moment, Tang Ye was still in the bus, sleeping with his head on Zhang Yuning's shoulder.

A strange scene: thick gray smoke filled the sky.

What the hell?
Tang Ye stood up from the grass, and was then suddenly tackled to the ground by someone.

"Your mother!"

Tang Ye was about to curse when a shell flew over from where he had just been standing, blasting the grass apart.

"...Bro, you're awesome!"

"Brother, you son of a bitch!"

Tang Xianmin punched Tang Ye in the arm, and only then did the latter realize that the person who had just tackled him was his great-grandfather.

"Hey, Grandpa, didn't you go to find a plane?"

Tang Ye remembered what Tang Xianmin had told him before.

"We can't get through, the Japanese have blocked the road over there!"

Tang Xianmin pulled Tang Ye into the woods.

"Damn, so you're going to abandon the plane?"

"I can't give up, I have to take a detour."

Once they reached a relatively safe spot, Tang Xianmin placed both hands on Tang Ye's shoulders: "Didn't I tell you to run away quickly? Why are you here?"

"me……"

Tang Ye was stunned.

Why am I here?

I do not know either!

"Grandpa, I'll go with you to get the plane back. I have a gun."

Tang Ye picked up the pistol that Tang Xianmin had given him in his right hand.

"Go to hell! You better run! You don't deserve to die here!"

Tang Xianmin pulled Tang Ye along.

"No, Grandpa, believe me! I'll take you flying!"

Tang Xianmin didn't say anything, but instead pulled Tang Ye along and continued running.

"This is the road. If you follow this road all the way down, you'll be on our territory!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than footsteps sounded behind him.