Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 479 First Match Hat Trick, Staff Steal the Master Ball! (Seeking Monthly Tickets!)
Snapped!
A gentle push shot was delivered.

The ball flew into the goal from near the goalkeeper's crotch.

Since it was a solo performance, there was no suspicion of overstepping boundaries.

At the same time, the master was also very careful when passing opponents.

He didn't commit a foul!

You have gained 20 comeback points.

[Hat trick, you gain an additional 80 comeback points]

The first two goals were celebrated briefly before the game ended.

But this hat-trick goal deserves a proper celebration!
Swish swish!
Tang Ye and the Chinese team players performed a "fishing" move near the corner flag after sliding on their knees.

This time, Tang Ye is the fish!

Thump thump!
"coming!"

Zhang Yuning suddenly lifted the fishing rod, while Feng Xiaoting and Shi Ke picked Tang Ye up from the ground.

Dongqiudi Live Match Report: Blitzkrieg! Just after the start of the second half, Tang Ye scored a solo goal down the middle to complete his hat-trick, giving China a 4-2 lead!

That man has stepped forward again!

[Tang Ye: Am I weaker than the opposing midfielder? Why do the opposing midfielders have possession of the ball while I don't?]

[The person upstairs suggested you take a good look at the Bible; you're clearly not familiar with it.]

[4:2!!]

【say! 】

"Oh! GG Bond, a hero in a fairy tale!"

"Oh GG Bond, passion flows in my heart!"

"Oh GG Bond, everything is in my hands~~"

"Make the world a better place; perseverance will surely lead to success!"

Chinese fans are undoubtedly the happiest right now.

Tang Ye's hat trick proves one thing: China has the absolute strength to suppress Kyrgyzstan.

"Hmm, Tang Ye's goal makes it seem like Kyrgyzstan's two goals in the first half were purely by luck."

"Haha, yes, that's what many netizens on Weibo are saying. You can question the Chinese men's football team, but you can't question Tang Ye."

"A player like Tang Ye, in any league or national team match in the world, can play a controlling role. If we're just comparing the impact of one player on the team as a whole, then Tang Ye is undoubtedly the world's best."

Okay, as soon as the hat trick came out, the commentator immediately turned into a sycophant.

The audience now has the feeling that He Wei secretly licked Tang Ye's face through the LCD screen.

Disgusting!
However, what a simp says is often from the heart.

You're talking about how much Messi and Ronaldo contribute to the team?
It's true that Messi and Ronaldo have a significant influence, and they can also play a role in controlling the game.

Then let me ask you.

Can Messi and Ronaldo direct three teammates while playing football?

Do those two combined have even half the wisdom of my GG Master?
you tell me!

"come on!"

Go China!

Chinese fans quickly regained their momentum.

Kyrgyzstan is undoubtedly the one facing the biggest headache right now.

They were not the dominant force to begin with, and now Tang Ye's hat trick has wiped out all the momentum they had built up.

How to do?
Tang Ye bumped fists with a fan in the stands, then returned to the field with his teammates.

"You can win easily, you can win easily, be more confident!"

Tang Ye encouraged his teammates in his own way.

After that goal, the Chinese players gradually got into the game, and soon Tang Ye assisted Wu Lei to score the fifth goal of the match.

In the video, Tang Ye and Wu Lei, who are celebrating, have bulging veins on their faces, making them look somewhat frightening.

The Kyrgyz players also find the Chinese national football team players terrifying!

"Ha ha"

Madaloni smiled with relief.

The 15-minute break at halftime had a remarkable effect, improving many of the team's problems.

Leading by 3 goals after 65 minutes.

We can declare China's three points a done deal!

"Move a little to the left!"

With the victory almost certain, the Chinese national team coach continued to adjust tactics based on the situation on the field.

Twenty days of intensive training is not enough time; now we can only use real matches to refine our tactics.

Fortunately, Chinese fans have no idea what Lippi is thinking right now.

Otherwise they would be scared to death!

"Fullback, move up!"

The Kyrgyz players are somewhat confused, unsure why the opposing team's attack has suddenly slowed down.

This is because the Chinese team is adopting tactics similar to Manchester United's.

It's a direct copy.

The full-backs moved forward to assist GG Da Wang in the attack!

Zhang Linpeng made a diagonal run into the middle, while Tang Ye ran towards the right flank, joining Wu Lei as right wingers.

Once the numerical advantage was established, the attack suddenly became much smoother.

Take the ball away from Wu Lei's feet.

[De Bruyne's cutback cross lv5: Replica (Beyond Form)]

Proficiency: 227/3500
Look for Zhang Linpeng in the inverted triangle shape!
"Give it to the left!"

Tang Ye gave the instructions, and Zhang Linpeng decisively launched a high ball to find Wang Shenchao on the left.

Wang Shenchao headed the ball to Zhang Yuning!

boom!
The ball was headed in, but the goalkeeper caught it!
"Grass--!!!"

Zhang Yuning clenched his fists, bared his teeth, and roared angrily.

His first goal in the Asian Cup!
Just a little bit closer!

"it's okay no problem!"

Zhang Linpeng came up and touched Zhang Yuning.

The scores of 5:2 and 6:2 are not that different at the moment, so it doesn't really matter.

The most important thing is that the Chinese team improved their tactics in the second half!
"..."

"Kyrgyzstan really wants to close the gap with the Chinese team, but realistically it seems a bit unrealistic. Because the Chinese team is leading in every aspect..."

"Beep, beep beep!!!"

The match ended with a final score of 5-2.

On the court, Tang Ye raised his arms high and quickly hugged his teammates who ran over.

"Haha, I told you, giving away one point is no big deal."

Tang Ye has always been very generous to his teammates.

It's just a penalty kick, it's not a big deal, and he could even give his penalty kick to a teammate if needed!

"Tang the Ball King is too strong!"

Zhang Yuning was practically kneeling down.

With a score of 5-2, the Chinese team dominated their opponents for nearly 70 minutes. It had been a long time since the World Cup qualifiers that the Chinese team had played such a comfortable game.

I felt completely refreshed after playing!
Instead of immediately returning to the locker room, the Chinese team players and coaching staff walked around the field together.

The fans gave them a round of applause, which the victor deserved.

correct!

Suddenly something rang out, and Tang Ye quickly ran towards the referee.

Tang Ye, who scored a hat-trick in the match, took the match ball from the referee and then walked back towards the stands.

The astute fans seemed to have already realized something, and Tang Ye started screaming when he was still dozens of meters away from the stands.

"Here! Here!" "Look at me, King Tang!"

"Give me!"

Tang Ye shook his head.

It's a bit of a pity he could only get one, otherwise he would have definitely given every one of the more than 2000 Chinese fans in the stands an autographed football!
After writing his name, Tang Ye prepared to hand the ball to the fan closest to him.

But after thinking about it carefully, it seemed a bit unfair to always give it to the first row, so Tang Ye changed his approach.

"careful!"

The ball is tossed out by hand, followed immediately by a powerful upward kick.

However, Tang Ye forgot that today's match was played on a small football field, and as a result, he kicked the ball directly onto the roof.

"Oh!"

"Ha ha"

"You, the King of Football, wouldn't even give me the ceiling!"

"Tang Ye!"

Tang Ye could only shrug helplessly.

It's tough, bro!
……

懂球帝战报：C组首轮中国5：2击败吉尔吉斯斯坦净胜球优势暂居小组第一，吉尔吉斯斯坦4分钟连追2球，唐业帽子戏法杀死比赛。（评论数52381）

South Korea, also in Group C, defeated the Philippines.

but……

Useless!

China scored more goals than South Korea, so they topped the standings against South Korea.

To be honest, this match was quite thrilling. If the Chinese team hadn't found their form in the second half, things could have gone wrong.

Click, click, click!

"Tom, you scored a hat-trick in your first Asian Cup match. How do you feel now?"

The reporter interviewed Tang Ye, who was holding the MVP trophy.

"Yes, of course I'm very happy."

Tang Ye answered quickly, then remembered that there was something he needed to add.

"But I wasn't particularly happy either."

"Oh? Even a hat trick isn't fun?"

The reporter was surprised, and Tang Ye pointed to the eaves of the stadium.

"After the game, I wanted to pass the ball to the fans in the stands, but the pitch was a bit low, and I accidentally kicked the ball up there..."

Tang Ye curled his lip.

When I was a kid training with Shandong Luneng, if I kicked the ball outside the training base, I had to go out and retrieve it myself.

But that won't work here.

GGBond can jump over fences, but it can't fly.

"Well... okay, we see the stadium staff are already trying to figure it out, hopefully they can get the ball back... Tom, at the start of the second half we saw you significantly increase the team's attacking pace, and that's how you scored your third goal of the game."

The microphone was handed to Tang Ye: "Can you tell me what you were thinking at the time?"

"...Well, because we conceded two goals in a very short time in the first half, we were in a bit of a slump. So at the start of the second half, I wanted to see if we could score one right away to reduce the pressure."

"Haha, and then I succeeded!"

Tang Ye smiled happily.

Although they encountered some risks in the first half, the Chinese team was quite lucky overall in this game.

After the AFC official reporter made way, the Chinese reporter stepped forward.

"Congratulations on winning the Premier League Player of the Month award for December, Tang Ye. After you participate in the Asian Cup, Manchester United will be without a key midfielder for at least 20 days, including the match against Tottenham..."

"Oh, this one."

Before the reporter could finish speaking, Tang Ye interrupted.

"I've been thinking about this. The Football Association even said I could skip the first round of the group stage, but I thought about it and realized that if I didn't participate in the warm-up matches and the first round of the group stage, I might not be able to coordinate well with my teammates in the later matches, so I came back directly."

Tang Ye shrugged: "Because the Asian Cup is indeed very important... As for the club, I've always believed in my teammates. Many people online say that Manchester United would be out of the title race without me, but I think that's wrong. Because... um..."

Long conversations require organizing complex language while maintaining focus, which is a significant challenge for Tang Ye.

"Well... Manchester United this season is stronger than last season, which is evident from our league win rate, so I'm not lying. What I mean is, even if I don't play, we can still secure a top-three finish in the Premier League."

Click, click, click!

……

The front page of the Khaliji newspaper features the headline: China 5-2 Kyrgyzstan, South Korea 3-0 Philippines. The rise of Asian football is unstoppable, and the UAE may fall behind.

Gulf News – After the match, staff at Khalifa Stadium took Tom’s hat-trick ball off the roof and ran away with it.

?

The first news item was alright, but after seeing the second news item reposted by Dongqiudi, fans are now completely confused.

He ran away with the ball.

What does it mean?
Fortunately, Gulf News released a video.

A stadium worker wearing a lifting device and a safety helmet carried the ball down.

Chinese fans in the stands reached out for the match ball, but staff gestured for them to hold on, holding the ball in one hand while trying to unbuckle their seatbelts with the other.

Everything is perfectly normal here.

But things didn't go quite right after that.

After removing their gear, the staff went to the stands closest to the players' tunnel and held up the ball, preparing to launch it.

Swing your arm out!
But the ball is still in my hands!
Run straight into the passage!

"Fuck!"

"I'll fuck your mother!"

The video features familiar Chinese characters.

These are the curses from Chinese fans.

[Is there a thief?]

[We're furious, guys! Let's rush in and pull him out!]

You don't want your job anymore, huh?

No, Tang Ye didn't say who the ball was for. He kicked it onto the roof and this guy picked it up, so the ball is his now.

The video shot by Gulf News was so funny that some fans on Instagram photoshopped a picture of it.

A staff member in safety gear fled the stadium carrying a purple Pokémon Master Ball, followed by Chinese fans engulfed in flames.

Why is it a purple Pokémon Master Ball?
There's absolutely no need to ask.

Isn't the ball used in a master's match the master ball?
Masterballs are incredibly valuable, and it's perfectly normal for staff and fans to argue over such treasures.

……

Reprint: Current predictions for Group C: If the Chinese team can defeat the Philippines and take all 3 points in the second round, they can still advance from the group stage even if they lose to South Korea.

Experts conducted a detailed analysis of Group C.

Although the first match was a bit of a thriller, the Chinese team's chances of qualifying look very good at the moment.

The opponent in the second round is the Philippines, the weakest team in Group C.

The opponent in the third round, South Korea, is quite strong, but they were defeated by the Chinese team during the Asian Cup qualifiers.

Manchester United and Chinese fans launched highly sarcastic attacks against South Korea, which quickly drew a counterattack from the South Korean media.

The South Korean newspaper (Football) pointed out a place that Chinese fans have overlooked.

Son Heung-min, South Korea's star player, did not play in the Asian Cup qualifiers!
Sports Weekly reprinted a South Korean media report: With a top-tier attacker worth 5000 million euros absent, the South Koreans see China's victory in the Asian Cup qualifiers as nothing more than luck?
South Korean media are still very confident, but unfortunately, in the eyes of many Chinese people, South Korea is no different from a clown.

Of course, with so many Chinese people, someone is bound to get angry about this.

"Grandma's..."

"I'm speechless!"

Tang Ye leaned back in his chair, staring at the news on his phone, his head throbbing with rage.

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