Football: I am only 16 years old, and you want me to retire and make a comeback?

Chapter 402, "Tang Ye's Bible," marks the birth of the first love song of 2018.

"Tom!"

"Stalin!"

"Stalin Hurrah"

The Chinese team's bus drove into the training ground, with local Moscow fans following on both sides of the bus.

After the match between China and Germany, Tang Ye gained a lot of popularity among Russian fans, and he was thus called "Stalin in the world" by local fans.

Few people in Moscow successfully stopped Germany, and Tang Ye was one of them.

"Thank you, thank you!"

Tang Ye clapped with the fans, and then a fan took out his expensive Chinese national team jersey number 10 and asked Tang Ye to sign it.

"Is it possible to sign Stalin?"

"what?"

Tang Ye craned his neck: "What? What did you say?"

"Can I sign Stalin, Tom? I'd like a one-of-a-kind autograph, thank you."

The local fans were very polite, but this request was really too much.

Ok……

After thinking about it, Tang Ye finally wrote Dembele's name on the jersey: "You're welcome, brother."

"here"

Tang Ye was about to walk back to the bus to retrieve his backpack, but Zhang Yuning had already taken it out for him.

"Oh, thanks, Brother Yuning."

"They kept shouting Stalin..."

Zhang Yuning pointed to the Russian fans gathered nearby.

Although they didn't understand Russian, the names were all transliterated, so the players knew what the local fans were chanting.

"There's nothing I can do"

I told you I didn't know Stalin.

Tang Ye hung his head: "But I know Sterling. If they're looking for Sterling, I can give them his contact information."

"..."

"Let's go!"

He shouted it out, and then Tang Ye made a through pass to Wu Lei on the byline. Wu Lei dribbled the ball towards the middle and then shot directly into the near corner.

Goalkeeper Yan Junling had no chance to make the save.

"Haha, Brother Lei!"

Tang Ye ran over and gave Wu Lei a high five.

After playing against Germany, the entire Chinese men's football team seemed like a completely different team. Zhang Yuning and Zhang Xizhe, who were previously somewhat restrained on the field, have now become fierce.

And of course, there's the crucial Wu Lei!
After resuming training today, Tang Ye clearly felt that his cooperation with Wu Lei had improved.

To be honest, if the Chinese national football team were to play against Germany again in their current form, Tang Ye would probably lead his teammates to a 2-goal victory.

This is no joke!

"Brother Lei, you can shoot the top corner. Shooting the top corner works really well, I'm not kidding."

Tang Ye shared his shooting experience with Wu Lei: "If you come from that position, shooting towards the top corner is very effective, better than a push shot."

Wu Lei stood with his hands on his hips, staring at the goal in front of him.

"The top corner is hard to hit...it's easy to miss."

"Well, it depends on the situation. If we can get the ball out, I think it's better to aim for the top corner. Goalkeepers tend to prefer defending the near post, but the top corner is difficult to score from, so basically nobody watches it."

After saying that, Tang Ye and Wu Lei walked to the center circle, and Tang Ye kicked the ball up from the ground, followed by a long volley.

"Don't pounce on this one!"

Tang Ye shouted to Yan Junling.

The ball flew straight into the top right corner of the goal.

“That’s pretty much it”

Wu Lei: ...

After training, Lippi gathered the players together and briefly discussed the match against Senegal.

The Chinese national football team had nearly a week to adjust before the match against Senegal, which was a relatively ample time, but frankly speaking, this might not be good news for the players.

In a week, the momentum from beating Germany will have dissipated!
"I glanced at the match footage, the Senegal match footage. Hmm..."

As Tang Ye remembered, Lippi spoke very slowly, which was a major headache for him.

He's prone to getting distracted, and if he doesn't listen carefully this time, he won't have any idea what Lippi is saying.

"Senegal won't be easier to play than Germany; in fact, I think it will be much more difficult. Senegal played very well against Sweden; at least based on their last match, Senegal should be significantly stronger than Germany."

Lippi gave a brief explanation and then stood to the side.

The detailed explanation was left to Madaloni.

Madaloni explained Senegal's playing style to the players, specifically highlighting a few players with distinctive characteristics.

"We have two key points for the next game!"

Madaloni held up two fingers: "First and foremost, the flanks are crucial. We need to withstand their forwards' sprints. We'll specifically practice this in this afternoon's training session. Marcello has found a local team with fast enough wingers to help us simulate match situations."

"Then there's point number 2..."

Madaloni looked left and right, and finally found Tang Ye standing behind Zhang Yuning.

"And then there's Tom."

"Forehead……"

Zhang Yuning stepped aside to make way, and Tang Ye was now facing Madaloni.

"Can I ask you a question, Tom?"

"Oh, of course, sir. I can answer any question, as long as it's one I can't answer."

What are the rules for yellow card suspensions in the World Cup?

"..."

The rules regarding yellow card suspensions in World Cup matches are something most fans would know.

But for Tang Ye, who actually plays on the field, this problem is indeed quite difficult.

"Alright, sir, this is a question I cannot answer..."

I guessed it.

Madaloni chuckled.

Tang Ye is not the type to seriously study these rules.

"Two yellow cards mean a suspension for the next match. There are three group stage matches in total. If you get a yellow card in the Senegal match, you won't be able to play against Sweden."

Madaloni pointed out the key points.

The knockout stage is still a long way off for the current Chinese national football team, so we won't consider it.

Three important group stage matches.

Tang Ye was to play the entire match in every game; this was planned before the World Cup began.

If Tang Ye receives a yellow card in the match against Senegal, then the Chinese national football team can essentially go home.

"I don't actually get yellow cards that often. I play pretty cleanly, sir. What do you think?"

Tang Ye recalled that he did not recall ever receiving a yellow card.

"You could have received a second yellow card at any time in the last match."

"...The game against Germany doesn't count, they went too far in that match."

"So you think the rest of the matches will be easier for you?"

Madaloni gave a meaningful smile, which made Tang Ye suddenly a little nervous.

Yes.

The group draw was completed last December.

The teams participating in the World Cup have a full six months to study their three group stage opponents.

Do Senegal and Sweden not know about the targeting of Tang Ye?

"I rely on..."

Tang Ye's face paled as he recalled the playing style of African teams.

"Am I going to be used as a football to be kicked around...?"

"Hmm, I think it probably is."

……

Dongqiudi (a Chinese sports betting platform) pinned post: With the permission of the Chinese team, FIFA released CCTV footage from the Chinese team's locker room during the China-Germany match. (62342 comments)

The video is quite long, nearly four minutes in total. It starts with Tang Ye slumped on a stool, leaning against a cabinet, gesturing to Madaloni.

"This has nothing to do with my condition; I was just about to say that."

“During the game, I told you guys you could attack, but you just nodded and kept nodding, and then you just kept passing the ball back and forth in the backfield, you just wouldn’t move forward…”

"You guys can clearly pass the ball forward and coordinate with me, so why don't you pass the ball forward?"

The fans have already stood up at this point.

But this is just the beginning.

"Just keep playing defense, just keep playing defense. Even a terrible player like Özil can play attacking, so all I can do is defend? Am I worse than him, always playing defense?"

【6】

I thought it was Lippi manifesting his divine power, but it turns out it was Tang Ye activating his divine nature.

[Even a terrible player like Özil can play attacking football]

Haha, I've watched it 20 times already, guys, I just can't stop!

Holy crap, is nobody going to say a word?

I never expected GGBond to be so fierce.

To be honest, are Germany's three midfielders combined as effective as Tang Ye alone?

This is the "Tang Ye Bible". I don't know which genius cut out the audio from this video and uploaded it to QQ Music.

That makes sense, though; a song is about three minutes long.

Popularity index of songs on QQ Music.

1. "Tang Ye's Bible", singer: Tang Ye.

2. "Little Hero with a Big Belly", singer: Zhou Youge.

3. "Light Years Away", singer: G.E.M.

4. "Learn to Meow", singers: Xiao Panpan and Xiao Fengfeng.

Tang Ye's Bible?

Fans who clicked to listen to the song because of its popularity were completely bewildered.

How can someone just stand there talking to themselves and then get the most popular song on the entire internet?

What kind of celebrity is so famous that even QQ Music has to give them face?

[Hey, you know what, her status is definitely beyond what G.E.M. can compare to. I really have to admit it.]

[If you don't understand, who has a higher star status, Tang Ye or G.E.M.?]

Forget about Tang Ye for now, let's finish off that little hero with the big belly first.

It was very fast; Bilibili's football content creators collaborated to combine footage from the second half of the China-Germany match with clips from "Tang Ye Bible" to create a music video for "Tang Ye Bible."

With this, the song was officially created.

The Tang Dynasty Bible.

Original singer: Tang Ye.

Lyrics by Tang Ye.

Music composed by Tang Ye.

Release date: Early morning of June 18, 2018.

Song type: Love songs (emotional expression).

Featured in the music video: Chinese national men's football team, German national men's football team, German Vice Chancellor, Russian Foreign Minister, Chinese Ambassador to Russia, FIFA President, Chinese Football Association President and Vice President.

Talent agency: China National Men's Football Team.

Recorded by: Russian Federation World Cup Committee, FIFA Stadium Control Department.

"The full-back keeps telling me to go, but how am I supposed to go?"

"Am I worse than him? I just play defense."

……

The Tang Ye Bible is not only available in Mandarin, but has also been translated into 12 different languages ​​by fans.

The English translation is "Tom's Chant," which means the chanting of Tang Ye.

The song briefly reached number one on YouTube, forcing Tang Ye to speak out on social media, stating that he would not pursue any responsibility against the creators.

"Damn, they're geniuses!"

Tang Ye himself stared wide-eyed at the parody version of "Tang Ye's Bible" on his phone.

The people who edited these videos even found scenes in the second half of the game that corresponded to the lyrics.

The lyrics and the match footage matched perfectly. When the lyrics mentioned "that kind of noob Özil", it was right when Özil made a mistake and was intercepted by Feng Xiaoting.

"Haha, you're too late. I saw this last night."

As Tang Ye walked over carrying a tray, Wu Lei could tell from the sound that Tang Ye was looking at something.

"If I became a video blogger, I would definitely starve to death."

Tang Ye put his phone on the table and took a bite of the fried noodles in his bowl.

One advantage of playing for the national team is that you have your own Chinese chef, so you don't have to eat those bland British dishes anymore.

"Starve to death? Why?"

"I definitely couldn't make a video like that, it's way too exaggerated!"

Tang Ye was amazed by the creativity of netizens.

In Tang Ye's opinion, the creator of this video is the GOAT of Bilibili's parody video section!

While eating his own food, he suddenly noticed that Wu Lei next to him was watching a video of a Senegalese player's match.

"Hmm, that's good, Brother Lei."

"Haha, it's nothing, I was just checking on their defense."

The match against Germany has boosted Wu Lei's confidence to the max, and he wants to score a goal in the World Cup finals like Tang Ye did!

But this is definitely not an easy task.

Wu Lei needs to understand the characteristics of the Senegalese defenders and then make targeted adjustments!

"I watched the videos he (referring to Lippi) gave me last night, but I only watched half of them before going to play games. However, I did work overtime; I played a match using Senegal's lineup."

"I have them for almost every player, including Zidane and others," Tang Ye said proudly.

"So, what did you figure out?"

As soon as Wu Lei finished speaking, all the attention of the Chinese national football players at the table focused on Tang Ye, making the latter somewhat embarrassed.

"I only know Mane from Senegal, he's pretty good. As for the others... well, I don't know them very well, but I feel like their team's base stats are pretty high, and they're incredibly fast when they sprint."

Senegal is currently ranked 21st in the world, a significant gap compared to China's 54th position.

The difference at this level involves player stats.

"Senegal and the others are all numerical monsters!"

Tang Ye said in a low voice.

Wu Lei and Zhang Yuning remained silent, both looking at Tang Ye simultaneously.

Senegal is a numerical anomaly.

So what are you?

GGBond.

……

The Paper: One week after the start of the World Cup, Yiwu exported 1500 Piggy Hero costumes to Russia.

"We started preparing after the Chinese national football team secured its place in the World Cup last October. We also prepared some products such as Piggy Hero pendants and keychains, and judging from the pre-orders, these products have been quite successful."

Ms. Wang, the shop owner

Yiwu International Trade City

The reporter nodded and expressed his appreciation for the business acumen of the people of Yiwu.

We also made some books.

"Making a book?"

The proprietress's words made the reporter's eyes widen.

"Yes, the Tang Ye Bible. We've produced many language versions, and they're almost all finished now. We're ready to sell the first batch."

"Yes, it uses those kinds of scriptures as the cover, and the contents inside are the words Tang Ye said. Yeah, I think the Bible should be like that."

"..."

Reporter: 6
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PS: Regarding updates, I've been having a really bad time lately due to internet addiction... but I'll try my best to make up for it with extra chapters for monthly votes.

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