Tokyo: Rabbit Police and Her Evil Partner

Chapter 358 Rabbit Coin

Even though Gen Tamako strongly requested Fushimi Shika to clean the house, the latter still refused with a firm attitude and claimed that he was too tired and had no mood to do such chores as sweeping the floor. His purpose was to cover up the gunshot wound on his leg.

If he did the cleaning in a hurry, he would have to bleed heavily.

Maybe it was bleeding, he vaguely felt that the warehouse tube was a little sticky.

"I haven't done anything wrong. It's okay for Chief Kujo to come... She came to see you. What does it have to do with me?"

After saying this, Fushimi Shika slipped back into his room and locked the door.

Yuan Yuzi was so anxious that she was running around in circles. She had to take a shower and had no time to clean up the room. When her mother came, she would see the mess in the house and moldy cake on the floor. She wouldn't be able to explain herself even if she was a master of lying!

"I'll use indulgences! I'll use indulgences to exchange for housekeeping services!!" Yuan Yuzi banged on the door.

There were only a few indulgences left in her piggy bank. Under the pressure of Fushimi Financial and Securities Company, she suffered heavy losses and only had a few white indulgences left... But now was not the time to feel sorry for those material things. She had to find a way to get away with it from her mother first!
Otherwise her good days will be over!
If she can't handle the life of a police officer well, she will have to go home and become a rich girl, only knowing how to eat and drink, tending to flowers and plants, learning art and practicing calligraphy, and eventually become a useless person who does not work all day long!
Fushimi Shika's response came from the room: "Sorry, the service you ordered is being prepared."

"Huh? What do you mean by 'preparing'? Housekeeping service is not strawberry shortcake, how can it need to be prepared? You must be lazy, right? Are you trying to default on your debt?"

Yuan Yuzi didn't want the indulgences she had saved with great effort to become a piece of waste paper, so she pounded on the door even more, asking the publisher Lu to come out and give an explanation - this was like a Ponzi scheme of passing the parcel, everyone knew it would burst sooner or later, but before it burst, everyone was a supporter of the scam.

Fushimi Shika didn't want the indulgence financial system he had worked so hard to build to collapse, but now he really had no way to redeem the indulgence. As soon as he entered the room, he took off his pants. The wound was already bleeding and had to be treated as soon as possible.

In desperation, he could only activate the backup plan.

……

Gen Tamako stood at the door, and the more she shouted, the more she felt something was wrong. If it were in the past, Fushimi Shika would have definitely delivered on her promise and provided service with a smile throughout the whole process, so that she would not be able to find any fault with it... Why did he suddenly change his personality after he came back?

Could it be that he was stimulated by something?
That’s right, she hadn’t had time to ask about Fushimi-kun’s visit to the island…

Just as Yuan Yuzi was about to think further, a piece of paper was suddenly stuffed from under the door. She looked down and saw a cartoon rabbit head drawn on the paper. It was very carefully drawn with the Arabic numeral 100 written in the center. The ink had dried long ago, and it didn't look like it was prepared at the last minute.

"What is this?" She bent down and picked up the banknote: "What does it mean?"

While applying medicine to himself, Fushimi Shika said through the door: "This is the newly issued rabbit coin. Don't underestimate it. This thing uses advanced hand-painted technology. The base material is Manila hemp fiber Japanese paper, processed with special ink. Under ultraviolet light, the rabbit ears will glow..."

"Well, it sounds impressive, but what do you mean by giving me this?" Yuan Yuzi got to the point and pressed on: "And why didn't you open the door? It's inconvenient to talk across the door..."

"I've already told you, I need to rest!"

Fushimi Shika took out disinfectant alcohol from the medical box, left it hanging without pouring it, and continued to explain: "After all, I am only one person. What if you and Ping Yingzi exchange indulgences at the same time, then I will be unable to do anything. So, in order to protect your rights, I thought hard and came up with a win-win solution..."

"That's right, we use Rabbit Coins to offset the gap in time when indulgences cannot be redeemed!"

……

Yuan Yuzi's eyebrows gradually raised.

Isn't this right?

Why were indulgences first issued?

If she remembered correctly, indulgence was Fushimi-kun's apology and compensation after he did something wrong... Isn't it the equivalent of a bond for a bond because compensation is impossible?
He even used Sakurako as a shield, saying something like "to protect your rights", which sounded better than singing. He really treated her like a fool!
She won't be fooled!

Gen Yuzi was about to refuse, but she heard Fushimi Shika say, "One hundred yuan of rabbit coins is equivalent to one purple indulgence! Moreover, indulgences that are delayed in use will not be recycled, which is equivalent to me spending one purple indulgence to 'buy' 24 hours of delayed redemption time... How do you think? Very sincere, right?"

Ok?
Yuan Yuzi was stunned. She quickly calculated in her mind. If Fushimi Shika didn't lie, this would be a huge value!

It’s like a super limited edition strawberry parfait cake on sale, which is really exciting!
But Gen Tamako is still sane and she is in urgent need of help. Even if Fushimi-kun offers a more favorable price, she has to find a way to clean the room before her mother arrives!

"No, I want to change now!" she said loudly.

"Are you sure? I don't mind..."

Fushimi Shika used level 7 psychological counseling to persuade him: "Ah, are you worried that your home is too dirty to receive Chief Kujo? Then you can make a phone call first and ask Chief Kujo what time... What if she knocks on the door in thirty seconds? Now you give up the delayed exchange, isn't it a big loss?" Hiss...

It makes so much sense!
Yuan Yuzi was persuaded, but she still had some concerns: "How could my mother tell me? And if I take the initiative to ask her when she will come, wouldn't it seem very guilty..."

Fushimi Kashin said this guy is really an idiot, he can't even lie. Trying to find out when parents will come home is basically a skill that every child has.

Without even thinking, he said, "Why don't you tell Kujo-san that you want to have dinner with her? For example, if you are preparing a meal, ask her when she will arrive. This way, you can find out Kujo-san's travel time and show your filial piety to your mother. I'm sure Kujo-san will be deeply moved..."

Fushimi Shika realized something was wrong before he could finish his words.

It was all because of the distraction from treating the wound that he forgot the precautions in the "Source Jade User Manual" for a moment...

You must never teach Yuan Yuzi how to lie! !
As the saying goes, it takes a year to learn good things but a day to learn bad things. Tamakomon's learning ability has always been amazing. In order to reduce the danger level of Tamakomon, he has been careful not to let Gen Tamako know "how to lie specifically"... If she learns the secret technique of lying, the danger level will definitely increase sharply!
"Ahahaha, I was just joking just now..."

Fushimi Shika quickly added: "As a future famous detective and police inspector, you will definitely not lie to your mother, right?"

Yuan Yuzi originally wanted to clean the living room just to cover up her lie. She was no longer a three-year-old child who thought that liars were bad people. There are white lies in the world. For example, the fact that she hid the fact that she was kidnapped from her mother was a white lie and there was no need to worry about it!

But Fushimi Shika brought up the reputation of a famous detective and a famous police officer, and she was too embarrassed to lie so blatantly, so she argued, "I really want to have dinner with my mother, how can that be called a lie? I haven't seen my mother for a long time, and it's nice to experience a rare reunion and warm time together!"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay for you to deceive others, but don't deceive yourself..."

"How is that a lie? I'll go prepare the ingredients right now and call mom so she can eat the tempura fresh out of the pan. It won't taste good if it gets cold."

After saying that, Yuan Yuzi held the rabbit coin, ran to the landline, quickly dialed the number, and called her mother.

When the call was connected, she thought for a moment and said half-truthfully, "Mom, when will you arrive? I'm going to fry some tempura for you. If you come late, it won't taste good..."

Before he even finished listening, Kujo Yui interrupted and asked, "Who taught you to say that?"

"Uh?"

Yuan Yuzi's heart skipped a beat. Why was this the reaction?
Shouldn't my mother be touched when she hears this? At least she should say "I'm looking forward to it"?

"No, no one taught me. I'll prepare the ingredients right away..." Yuan Yuzi felt more and more guilty as she spoke, and the urge to lie that had just emerged was immediately suppressed.

"Don't seek personal gain under the guise of doing good for others!" Kujo Yui's serious voice came from the receiver: "Ask yourself, before you called me, did you really want to have dinner with me? If not, why did you make this call?"

The ahoge on Yuan Yuzi's head drooped down. Her little thoughts were exposed and she was scolded. Her theory of "white lie" was ruthlessly exposed. She suddenly stopped and kept silent with her hands clasped.

"If you want to know when I will arrive, you can just ask me. There is no need to play tricks on me," Kujo Yui continued to educate her daughter. "I can tell you directly that I am in Kyoto now. It will take two hours to take the Shinkansen Express. In addition to the journey to and from the station, it will take about three hours to get to Sugamo Apartment."

Yuan Yuzi let out a huff, her face looking aggrieved. She felt extremely regretful in her heart. If she had known earlier, she would not have listened to Fushimi-kun's slander.

"Don't do this again. The most important thing in life is sincerity." Kujo Yui paused and changed the subject: "But I guess you can't think of such an excuse... Let me ask again, who taught you to say that?"

"No, no one taught me...a friend just mentioned it to me..." Gen Tamako is a very loyal person. Even when she was scolded to this extent, she did not give up Fushimi Kaka.

"Forget it, I know who it is even if you don't tell me." Kujo Wei sneered again.

Gen Tamako turned around and looked at Fushimi-kun's door, feeling worried for him.

It seems like... Fushimi-kun is going to be in trouble too.

"No more talking," Kujo Yui put down her phone and was about to hang up. She paused for a moment, then put the phone to her ear and said softly, "I'm glad you wanted to have dinner with me...even if it was just a lie."

"Yes, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, Mom forgives you. I'm looking forward to cooking tonight."

(End of this chapter)