Tokyo: Rabbit Police and Her Evil Partner

Chapter 303: "Yuzimon Danger Rating Table"

Everyone can see that this little girl is interested in Fushimi-kun. As for Fushimi-kun's attitude, it is a little hard to figure out.

Eating melons is human instinct. Everyone kept encouraging (inciting) Yuan Yuzi to be brave for once, not to leave any regrets, and to shout out all the thoughts in her heart.

The atmosphere was set to this point, and Gen Yuzi was also a little excited. She opened her mouth and subconsciously wanted to call Mama-chan's name, but suddenly she thought of something and couldn't help turning her head and secretly glanced at Fushimi Shika.

The latter was just looking at her, and when their eyes met, Yuan Yuzi's heartbeat inexplicably accelerated. She looked away as if she had received an electric shock, lowered her head nervously, and twirled her fingers anxiously.

It seems like a good opportunity...

Do you want to shout...

No! If you shout it out, you lose!
But, they are good partners, and there is nothing wrong with their friendship that they cherish each other...

No, no, Fushimi-kun is obviously testing you!

But if I don't say it, maybe Fushimi-kun will fall in love with someone else...

So what? How can I force myself to do that?

But, but...

Gen Yuzi's face turned red like a tomato and gradually heated up. If this were an anime, high-temperature special effects would have appeared at this moment.

"Come on!" Mayu Ito encouraged, "Be brave, there's nothing to be embarrassed about!"

Damn it, if you say that, it's ambiguous! ! Yuan Yuzi pouted her lips, looking aggrieved. Her brain was overloaded with heat, and all the charred corpse case and love temptation were thrown out of her mind for a while.

do not care!
Yuan Yuzi's brain twitched, and she didn't know what she was thinking. She took a deep breath and shouted loudly to the sea:

"Fushimi——"

The second half of the sentence stopped abruptly, as if a recorder had pressed the pause button.

Yuan Yuzi's ears were buzzing. She realized what a fool she was doing. The immature feelings were defeated by the fear of trepidation. An inexplicable uneasiness swept over her. The words on her lips turned into: "Fujimi no Heya——"

"Fujimi" and "Fushimi" are homophones; the phrase "Fujimi no Heya" literally means "a room with a view of Mount Fuji", and is often used to describe a place or scene with a good view where one can overlook Mount Fuji.

It can barely be considered as meaning "a very broad vision".

After saying this, Yuan Yuzi pretended nothing had happened, turned around and tried to cover up her mistake, saying that she didn't really want to call her mother's name.

After saying that, she hurried down the mountain, lowering her head and running hurriedly towards the cobblestone path.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that what Gen Tamaki had just shouted, "Fujimi," was actually "Fushimi," and there was a very obvious pause in the middle. They were not deaf, so they naturally knew what was going on.

Mayu Ito thought that this was a brilliant technique. She used this method of retreating to advance and gave the other party the right to choose. She didn't break the window paper, but she also expressed her feelings. She was really a brilliant love hunter!
As expected of a city dweller, you are really good at love!
As Gen Tamaki's back gradually walked away, Ito Mayu withdrew her gaze and turned to look at Fushimi Shika.

So, how will Fushimi-kun respond next?

Fushimi Shika himself was also very surprised. He originally just wanted to tease Gen Tamako, divert her attention, and buy time to fabricate false evidence for himself.

But he never expected that Yuan Yuzi's affection for him had clearly upgraded to the level of secret love.

Fushimi Shika first reflected on himself, thinking that it was all because he did not restrain himself and always exuded that damn charm, and then he began to think about what to do next.

According to his original plan, being able to eat and wait for death at the rich loli's house is definitely better than struggling to make money. When Yuan Yuzi paid him the first partner fee, the devil in his mind had already had this idea.

But the problem is that Yuan Yuzi is also a poor man now.

This guy keeps saying that he wants to be independent and strong, and he has cut off financial ties with his mother. He lives on the meager salary from the police station every day, and the savings in his pocket are the same as those of a salaried worker. It doesn't matter if he is poor, Fushimi Kakashi can be used as a stock investment. There is no reason for him not to do this kind of business with low risk, low investment and high return... However, there is a more fatal problem, that is, Yuan Yuzi not only disobeys, but also wants to change his living habits, life outlook, and work attitude...

If he really did what Yuan Yuzi wanted, then he would not be a gigolo, he would be acting like a dog to Yuan Yuzi!

Fushimi Shika wants to be rich, to lie down and collect money, and to be free. In short, it can be summed up in four words:

"Eating soft rice and eating hard"

To do otherwise would be putting the cart before the horse.

For this reason, Fushimi Shika made a "Tamakomon Danger Rating Table" in his mind to measure the influence of Minako on him. Once it exceeds the red line, he can't break that window paper no matter what. Otherwise, with his C-level willpower, he might really run to be a dog for Minako...

Fushimi Shika could imagine that he was possessed by evil spirits, and under the righteous guidance of Minamoto Tamako, he confessed the truth about the heavenly punishment. Minamoto Tamako held his hand with tears in her eyes, and persuaded him to surrender himself. No matter how many years he was sentenced to, she was willing to wait for him to come out...

I really saw a living ghost!

He would never do such a stupid thing!
Thinking of this, Fushimi Shika quickly filled out the form in his mind, and gave corresponding scores according to Yuan Yuzi's performance during this period. Don't ask him why he didn't write a paper version. He was just lazy. Secondly, this thing cannot be seen in the light, so it is better to keep it secret.

……

《Tamamon Danger Rating Table》

——Fushimi Kaka's Risk Assessment Guide (Top Secret Version)
Scoring items and criteria:
1、经济供养能力：「0分：存款≥500万日元，定期打款」、「2分：工资月光但能蹭饭」、「5分：靠泡面度日还抢我甜品」、「10分：反向找我借钱维持日常开销」……

2、控制欲指数：「0分：放任我躺平摸鱼」、「3分：碎碎念劝导，但无实际行动」、「8分：采取强制措施，逼我认真工作」、「15分：制定详细的日常起居计划表」……

3. Moral influence: "0 points: I assume my gray income is reasonable", "5 points: I am occasionally advised to "do some serious part-time work", "10 points: Discuss legal justice and substantive justice in late-night conversations"...

4、软饭硬吃容忍度：「0分：主动支付搭档费不问用途」、「5分：要求记账但懒得核对」、「10分：查询消费记录并砍掉娱乐预算」、「20分：强制管理家庭财务」……

5. Mental pollution level: "0 points: think I am cool for being decadent", "5 points: try to recommend inspirational books", "15 points: say good morning with positive energy quotes every day"...

6. Physical training progress: "0 points: limited to foot massage", "5 points: forced to go to bed early and punch in", "10 points: forced training and exercise"...

Danger level determination:
0~10 points: "Low-risk soft rice zone"

"Maintaining the status quo, sustainability lies flat."

11~30 minutes: "Medium risk warning zone"

"Beware of sugar-coated bullets and uphold the dignity of a gigolo"

31~60 minutes: "High-risk collapse zone"

"Initiate emergency plan: pretend to be sick/disappear/find a new rich woman"

>60 minutes: "The arrival of the complete form of Tamakomon"

"Run away! You'll become a model detective wearing a collar to work!"

Core principles: Freedom is the means, freedom is the goal, and we will never bend down and be a dog for a few pieces of silver!
Dynamic adjustment: Re-evaluate on the 1st of each month. If a single item exceeds 20 points, the "Jade Cool-Down Technique" needs to be activated (including but not limited to: pretending to be a scumbag, lying about having a girlfriend, and revealing that you owe loan sharks).

……

After counting all the factors, Fushimi Shika's face changed slightly. Now he was stuck at 30 points, and his condition was quite dangerous.

(End of this chapter)