Tokyo: Rabbit Police and Her Evil Partner

Chapter 229 Fushimi Clan’s Indulgence
"How can you not apologize if you did something wrong?"

"Are you being unreasonable? Didn't I apologize?"

"How can an insincere apology be considered an apology!"

"So what do you want me to do? Kneel down before you?"

"That's not what I meant! I want you to face your mistakes correctly..."

"Ah la la, I suddenly became deaf in both ears and can't hear anything!"

Fushimi Shika simply covered his ears, leaned back in his chair, and raised his head with a look of being a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water.

Anyway, Yuan Yuzi will not break up with him. She has already gotten through the most difficult hurdle. Now Yuan Yuzi can be angry if she wants to. She has been angry a lot in the past. Just let her curse a few times and consider it as payment for housekeeping.

But Yuan Yuzi refused to curse. She insisted on reasoning and made Fushimi Shika realize her mistake - this mistake was very serious and hurt her heart, and there must not be a second time!
Fushimi Shika felt like there were a thousand little bees buzzing around him. At first he didn't take it seriously and finished his breakfast. He snatched away Hira Sakurako's soda as revenge for her suspicion that he had drugged her, and then half-lay on the sofa watching TV to digest his food.

When Yuan Yuzi saw him like this, she became even angrier.

Humph! On the surface, he pretends to be a sunny and cheerful big boy, but in his heart he is still lazy, greedy and sophistry. It’s better not to have such a sunny and cheerful big boy! She doesn’t care about the fake face!
If she had known that the "reward" promised by Fushimi-kun was such a sham, she would not have bothered to consider Fushimi-kun's feelings and tried to awaken Fushimi-kun's conscience by performing better herself...

Now she has awakened! She is no longer the silly Yuan Yuzi, but the super Yuzi police officer who has successfully learned the skills!
She has already learned super cold reading, suspect identification, modern Japanese law, and a little bit of criminal psychology... plus she practices foot massage every day, so her IQ must be higher than Einstein's now, and Fushimi-kun's little tricks can no longer fool her!
Every country has its own laws and every family has its own rules. We cannot allow Mr. Fushimi to continue to be so arrogant!
In order to seek justice, Gen Tamako pulled together Hira Sakurako and formed an 'Anti-Fushimi Alliance' - she was on leave from work today, and Hira Sakurako didn't have to go to school either, and the two of them wandered around the living room in their pajamas, imitating Fushimi's usual bad behavior.

"Hey, whoever it is, clear the dishes off the table!"

Gen Tamako was lying on the sofa next to Fushimi Kaka, covering her eyes with two slices of cucumber, posing as a superior person.

Ping Yingzi sat on the sofa on the other side of Fushimi Kaka, yawning very deliberately with one hand, looking like the expressionless Tarzan saying 'oh la oh la': "I'm sleepy, turn off the lights and TV, and don't disturb me when I'm sleeping."

"And the garbage on the coffee table has been cleaned up too!"

"Stop hanging around the living room all the time. It's annoying."

"Why didn't you mop the floor after sweeping it? Aren't Japanese people said to have a spirit of craftsmanship? Can you lick the mopped floor with your tongue?"

"All you do is watch cartoons all day long. How old are you? Why are you still wasting your time here? Go back to your room and study!"

"..."

The two of them kept talking back and forth, and Fushimi Lu was upset and felt like he couldn't stay in this house anymore. It had completely turned into a struggle session!
This won't work. We have to find a way to get away with it.

Fushimi Shika stood up suddenly, walked quickly back to his room, and slammed the door.

Gen Tamako and Hei Sakurako were kneeling on the sofa, their two little heads poking out from the back of the sofa, secretly observing the door of Fushimi Kaka's room.

Four or five minutes later, Fushimi Lu returned. The two quickly retracted their heads and continued to sit on the sofa to sing a duet, the main point of which was that a monk chanted sutras for free, but charged money if he didn't chant.

Fushimi Shika cleared his throat and shook the paper in his hand, attracting the attention of the two. "Well, I have a suggestion. Since you all think I am guilty and want me to apologize sincerely, but I cannot meet your 'high standards', I plan to issue [Indulgences] to the two of you, paying for your mistakes in the most direct way."

After saying that, without waiting for Yuan Yuzi to refute, Fushimi Shika continued to add: "Indulgences have purchasing power! For example, this top-level red indulgence can allow me to do anything, provided that there must be detailed instructions and it is something I can do... How about it, are you tempted?"

He placed several colorful banknotes on the coffee table and introduced them one by one: "The next best is the purple indulgence, which can be used to buy one day's 'labor time' of mine; the next is the green and white ones, which can be exchanged for small cakes, foot massage services, the right to use the TV remote control, and 50,000 yen in cash, etc...."

As she listened, Yuan Yuzi was really moved.

She probably would never have the chance to slap Fushimi-kun in the face with money in her life, but now she had the chance to slap Fushimi-kun in the face with indulgences!

If she could exchange for the highest-level red indulgence, she would let Fushimi Shika wear a maid outfit and be responsible for waking her up. The first words she would hear when she opened her eyes in the morning would be "Oh hi yo Gushukin Sama". Then Fushimi-kun would help her wash up and feed her breakfast. When she returned home in the evening, he would kneel at the entrance and greet her respectfully, saying "Officer Tamako, you have worked hard"...

This is not the end. When it is time for dessert after dinner, Fushimi-kun will give all the tips of the strawberry cake to her. While she is eating, she enjoys Fushimi-kun's foot massage service. The latter must wear designated clothes at home, maid clothes on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, male servant clothes on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, and police uniform temptation on Sunday...

Ah, so cool!

Yuan Yuzi drooled as she thought about it. The two of them gave her strange looks. She came to her senses, slurped her saliva, wiped her mouth hurriedly, and said with pretended reluctance: "How can this be true... I don't want you to pay anything, I just want you to realize your mistake..."

"So do you want it?"

Fushimi Shika gathered the indulgences on the coffee table and waved them in front of them: "If you don't want them, you'll have nothing. I'm going back to my room to sleep now. You can complain all you want. At most I can buy some earplugs."

Ping Yingzi was the first to rebel, and stretched out her hand and said, "I want the red one—"

"Hey!" Fushimi Shika suddenly withdrew his hand: "You are not qualified to exchange for the Red Indulgence now."

"Why?" Yuan Yuzi's dream was shattered and she was quite dissatisfied.

"The court also emphasizes that the punishment should be proportionate to the crime. Shouldn't the criminal behavior be proportionate to the criminal responsibility? I didn't commit such a big mistake, why should I use the highest amount of indulgence?"

Fushimi Shika made a convincing argument, then drew two and said, "Well, Sakurako, you can only get the lowest-level white indulgence. Genyuko, you have suffered greater damage, so you can exchange for a purple indulgence."

As he said this, he handed over two bills.

Yuan Yuzi took it and looked at it carefully. She found that it was made of fine paper. The paper used had the feel of banknotes, and the paint on it had a special luster. There were even hand-painted moiré patterns in the details. The only difference from the real banknotes was the color and the portrait. Fukuzawa Yukichi's portrait was replaced with a rabbit...

wrong!

Yuan Yuzi raised her head suddenly: "Are you planning to make counterfeit money?"

Fushimi Shika did have this idea in mind. Level 7 evidence forgery was more than enough to make a counterfeit banknote. It would be a shame to leave it unused... But later he found that the cost of making counterfeit banknotes was higher than that of making real banknotes, so he gave up.

"How is that possible!" Fushimi Shika frowned, took the purple redemption coin from her hand, and replaced it with a green redemption coin: "You framed me and hurt my heart. This is to offset some of the guilt. Now I only have the green redemption coin."

(End of this chapter)