This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 80 To Uncle

"Uncle Lingguang, why don't you speak?"

"What's there to say? I was ambushed by that heartless old thief. My body is gone and my soul has fled far away. He has been a jerk since he was a kid. He says one thing in front of me and another behind my back. I know his methods very well. In order to avoid his pursuit, I gave up all my cultivation and started from scratch."

Xiang Yuan had a sinister look on his face. He put himself in his uncle's shoes and empathized with his master, scolding him harshly.

As for whether the lack of heart has been calculated...

We can talk about the future later. The most urgent thing is to fool the witch.

Whether I can escape today depends on this eloquent tongue!
Zener suddenly realized: "No wonder Uncle Lingguang is so weak. Zener feels that I can crush you to death with just one finger. It turns out that you are willing to give up and are not afraid of dying halfway."

Speaking of this, her smile became even more innocent.

"Although my previous cultivation was earth-shattering, it had too many deficiencies. It can only be made up by cultivating again in this life. I know that the road ahead is dangerous, but so what? It is better than standing still." Xiang Yuan said calmly.

"But, Zener, I always feel like something is wrong?"

"Little girl, why are you talking so much nonsense? Do you think your uncle is in trouble and you can do whatever you want to him?"

"Zen'er dare not. In Zen'er's heart, Uncle Lingguang has always been the great devil. Even his embarrassed figure when he was beaten to the point of vomiting blood and running for his life with nowhere to go, was still extremely majestic." Zen'er said admiringly.

You're also good at being sarcastic!

Xiang Yuan snorted coldly: "If there's something wrong, just tell me."

"Uncle Lingguang, is it possible that you...failed to seize the body?"

Chaner pushed away Xiangyuan's hand on his head, tilted his head, and looked himself up and down.

"Jiejiejiejie————"

Xiang Yuan laughed loudly, stared at Chan'er, and said with a scorching gaze: "With my level of cultivation, there is no reason why I would fail in taking over the body of a young man in the Qi Refining Stage! It's impossible that there is a powerful being behind him, who reincarnated into the Qianyuan Realm just for training. When I was trying to take over his body, I was killed by that powerful person three thousand worlds away, right?"

"It's not impossible."

Zener nodded vigorously, and then said: "But Zener believes more that Uncle Lingguang has succeeded in taking over the body. You can endure your weakness for a while and seek for infinite breadth. Are you really ready to rebuild your life and then find the heartless thief to compete with you again?"

"It's good that you know." Xiang Yuan snorted.

Zener laughed and said innocently, "Uncle Lingguang is so patient. I wonder how many years it will take to rebuild it this time!"

"I am born in the Tao of the Heart. When the heart is there, the Tao will be achieved. Time is not important to me. Besides, I have experience in cultivation. How long will it take me to cultivate again? It will be as easy as pie."

Xiang Yuan raised his hand and pressed it on Chaner's head, rubbing it twice.

Chan'er shrugged her nose, and her pretty face blossomed with a smile like a flower: "If that's true, Uncle Lingguang's body has undergone a blood transfusion and marrow cleansing, and his future is limitless. This is truly a great opportunity. I think Uncle Lingguang has been prepared for this and has been planning for a long time."

Xiang Yuan had the talisman paper given by Xiao He on him, which could block the medicinal power on his body so as to prevent him from being chased by the witches and taken back home to be used as a cauldron. However, in the eyes of the Holy Lady Huangquan, this talisman paper was dispensable.

"You have a good eye, and you are still so smart."

Xiang Yuan nodded and said, "I have been blessed with this body. I will come back again if I can endure it for a while. I will pay back the humiliation that the heartless old villain has inflicted on me tenfold, a hundredfold!"

"Uncle Lingguang will definitely be able to accomplish this."

Zener clapped his hands, with a look of admiration from a fan seeing his idol, and continued, "Uncle Lingguang, rest assured. I will never tell anyone else about your restoration of your life. You know it, I know it, and Dao Master is no exception."

"In that case, I have to thank you."

"No, Chaner also has ulterior motives."

She looked around and whispered, "Uncle Lingguang, you know that although Chan'er is a saint girl and second only to the first person in the sect, the mind of the Taoist master is strange and unpredictable. Chan'er is still counting on you to cultivate supreme magical powers and come back to support Chan'er!"

"This matter... needs to be considered carefully."

"Uncle Lingguang is always like this. He never finishes what he wants to say, but always leaves something to be said."

Chaner sighed, blinking her big watery eyes, her eyelashes trembling slightly, and asked curiously, "What is Uncle Lingguang's name now? Since you promised to discuss it in the long run, you have to let Chaner see your true face, right?"

The witch is really powerful!

Xiang Yuan touched his chin, but failed to stroke his beard. Under Chaner's expectant gaze, he readily took off the human skin mask and said, "My name is Xiang Yuan now, not Lingguang anymore. Just keep it to yourself, and don't spread it out."

It was purely out of helplessness that he stated his real name so readily instead of calling himself Xiao He or Li Xianyuan.

He had met Baoqin before. Baoqin was a man of the Holy Lady Huangquan. The two of them only needed to meet once and the poisoned little constable would no longer be able to hide.

Besides, who knows if the witch has any other tricks up her sleeve? Instead of hiding it and weakening her momentum, it is better to be straightforward and show the power of an old demon.

Chaner stared at Xiang Yuan's real face for a long time, then smiled brilliantly, as bright as moonlight, pure and clear, with a hint of strange Zen meaning: "Strange Chaner called the wrong name, it should be Uncle Xiang."

To uncle?
To the left?
Xiang Yuan had a strange look on his face. How did he become the king out of nowhere?
The girl's name made Xiang Yuan imagine a lot, and his funny thoughts went astray in an instant, like a wild horse running away.

Brought into the Sun Moon Divine Sect, the current leader is Dongfang Bubai, the former leader Ren Woxing is imprisoned, and the saint is looking for help everywhere to rescue her old father. Interesting!
Xiang Yuan grinned. If the plot was really like this, it would be quite exciting.

Chaner looked at Xiang Yuan in confusion. He was crazy and mad. Sometimes he was cold and ruthless, sometimes he was measured, and suddenly he was so unreasonable that he was hard to understand...

It doesn’t look like acting, what’s going on?

"Uncle Xiang, since you have changed your appearance, why don't you follow Chan'er back to Huangquan Road? I will find a secluded place for you to practice in peace, which is worse than wandering around outside."

"What we want is to be displaced!"

Xiang Yuan rubbed his head twice, turned around, put one hand behind his back, and looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle: "You don't know the tricks of this old thief. If I go back to Huangquan Road, he will definitely figure me out."

"And the Taoist master, she will..."

Zener was halfway through his words when he realized, "Yes, there are too many disputes in the sect. There are several emissaries who want your position. If your identity is exposed, it will be Zener who harms Uncle Xiang."

"It's better for you to forget it. I will not return to Huangquan Road until I am invincible in the world."

"Then Chan'er will wait for the day when Uncle Xiang becomes invincible."

Chaner chuckled and said, "Uncle Xiang, you must remember that you promised Chaner that you would support him in the future."

When did I ever promise you that you shouldn’t talk nonsense in the wilderness?

"You don't need to say more. Since I have promised, I will do what I say."

"Swear on your soul!"

"..." x2
Xiang Yuan turned around and looked at the innocent girl. After a brief silence, he laughed and said, "How difficult is this? I swear on my soul. God is above and the moon is bright. If you are in danger in the future, I will protect you. Otherwise, I will be punished by heaven and earth, and I will not be tolerated by humans or gods!"

"Uncle Xiang, your oath comes from the bottom of your heart. I will remember it in my heart."

Zener narrowed his eyes and nodded repeatedly. His goal was achieved. He said goodbye, and the figure in white left.

Xiang Yuan walked away slowly, with the demeanor of a hermit.

I don't really understand the idea of ​​the soul swearing an oath. I feel it is dispensable and just a joke.

But there are gods above our heads, and in the context of the three thousand worlds, the soul cannot easily swear an oath. You think you are joking, but God doesn't think so, and maybe he really takes it seriously.

The soul swore just now that Xiang Yuan had found several loopholes, just like the contract, it seemed to be fine, but in fact it was full of problems.

The oath made by the funny guy has nothing to do with calmness or cold-bloodedness. Let's draw a line, stop being friends, and go away.

Even though the three souls are one, because they are not divided, funny, calm and cold-blooded are just three mental states. In essence, it is still one soul, so he is not panicked at all.

God heard it clearly. The funny guy added a precondition, which is that if there is any danger in the future, it will only take effect 'in the future'!
The funny guy just didn't believe it. That evil woman really dared to sleep with him and lie to him nine times in one night.

If you have the ability to kidnap his child, don't even think about getting him to work for you!

If he was really tied up...

It seems natural to work hard for the child's mother!

It’s not a loss either way!
I'm so smart!
You're a fucking idiot!

As soon as the calm mind came online, he immediately scolded the funny mind, saying, "You swear when I ask you to swear. The witch called you uncle twice, and you really pretended."

Having said that, Shen Wen also knew that without Dou Bi's nonsense today, his life would most likely be over, and he had to keep his oath even if he didn't want to.

"It's difficult. She should have guessed it. She didn't dare to do it because she couldn't figure out who was behind me..."

Shen Wen frowned and looked at the words and actions of the Yellow Springs Witch. It was clear that she had noticed something and was deliberately keeping it a tacit understanding. She also asked him to swear an oath, clearly intending to use the oath to control him.

The evil woman didn't point it out, and he didn't take the initiative to make it clear. Everyone pretended to be stupid, and he always remained the left-hand man of Lingguang.

Are vows to be reconsidered later really valid? Can God understand?
Funny guy: I said God is above, not heaven, how could He not understand?
Shenwen: Shut up and stop trying to be clever. He is not that boring!

Funny: You are not God, how do you know the joy of God?

Calm: Get out!

Xiang Yuan had a gloomy face, and kept switching his thoughts and conversations back and forth, like a schizophrenic.

He comforted himself and thought on the bright side. With his current strength, the witch had no use at all. With the oath, he had value. Using him as cannon fodder was a plan for the long term.

At least I escaped this disaster tonight.

Moreover, relying on his oath, maybe he could turn around and bite the witch and make a big profit.

Don’t you want Xiang to support you? Then prepare silver, elixirs, skills, magic weapons and magical treasures. Otherwise, how can Xiang develop? How can Xiang become stronger if he does not develop? How can he support you if he does not become stronger!

Doubi: Yeah, smart, right?
Shenwen: Shut up, you're still talking!
(End of this chapter)