This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 72 I have saved myself the trouble of saying these few words three times

"Brother, what should I do?"

"You're the only one who talks too much nonsense. You've got a scar the size of a bowl on your head. Kill one to get your money's worth. Kill two to make a profit. Let's fight them."

Seeing that the one-eyed man was determined to kill them all, Xiang Yuan rushed forward with his long sword in hand. With his natural supernatural power, he performed a simple set of Five Tigers Breaking Door Sword Techniques, which was as unstoppable as a tiger descending from the mountain.

As soon as they met, three people flew out, their knuckles were broken, their chests were stabbed, and they died on the spot.

Xiao He also started with the Five Tigers Breaking Door Sword, like a tiger descending from the mountain. He followed behind Xiang Yuan, and the two of them joined forces, like two tigers out of the cage, sweeping across the autumn wind, and for a moment no one could defeat them.

Before One-Eye could react, his six brothers were stabbed and fell down. He exclaimed it was weird, how did the promised cotton turn into iron?

But looking at Xiang Yuan and Xiao He's swordsmanship, it was just average and not that impressive. It was just that they had more strength, which made them look like highly skilled martial artists.

He secretly cursed his bad luck. It was no use regretting now. He drew his scimitar, lowered his body and joined the battle.

Two against two is fair, there's nothing to be afraid of.

After more than ten moves, it was two against one, Xiang Yuan and Xiao He cooperated tacitly, and the two tigers attacked from both sides, killing the One-Eye Man in a miserable state.

"Two heroes, please stop. I was just joking. Why did you take it so seriously?"

"It's obvious that you are going too far!"

Seven of my brothers have died and I will die soon, and you say I am going too far?
The one-eyed man was furious and threw a poison dart, which hit Xiao He with a puff. He was about to attack Xiang Yuan but was frightened by a knife coming towards him and raised his scimitar to block it.

When the two swords collided, the one-eyed man was no match for his natural strength, and blood gushed out of his palm. Xiang Yuan slashed him on the shoulder, and with a hissing sound, his shoulder bone and sternum were shattered, and he flew backwards and hit the wall of the ruined temple.

With a bang, blood splattered on the wall and the soft, boneless body slowly fell down.

"Dick!!"

Xiang Yuan killed the one-eyed man with one sword, feeling very happy. No, he came in front of Xiao He with a sad face, used his body to block the attack, and pushed the poison dart into his flesh.

"Big brother!"

Xiao He widened his eyes and suddenly grabbed Xiang Yuan's wrist. It was just acting. Was it necessary to add so many personal grudges?

"Second brother, you died such a miserable death!" Xiang Yuan continued to exert force with his hands.

"Brother, I'm not dead, don't be sad..."

Seeing that Xiang Yuan was serious, Xiao He didn't dare to continue acting. He quickly reached out and took out a lion head from his arms: "Look, it's stuck here, it didn't hit me."

"You are such a heartless person. I just asked you if you had any food, but you hid it and didn't give it to me."

Xiang Yuan was furious and slammed Xiao He to the ground with a big fist. Not satisfied, he kicked him hard in the butt twice.

There was no acting in this slap and two kicks, it was all personal grudge.

Xiao He rolled and crawled to the side, begging for mercy: "Brother, please stop beating me. So many people have died. Let's quickly take the silver and run away."

"Humph, I'll deal with you another day."

Xiang Yuan bent down and touched the corpse, and found a few taels of silver. Xiao He followed suit and searched around, and found several bottles and jars.

"That's all?"

"No, a bunch of poor bastards."

"Two good men..."

Miao Manqing, who was lying against the wall, stood up. Her shoulders seemed to be on fire. She said weakly, "I hope you two heroes will be kind enough to lend me the antidote and save my two brothers."

"Brother, that hasn't been searched yet!"

"Be quick, kill him when you find the money."

"..."

Miao Manqing looked at the two evil men walking towards her in silence, feeling annoyed and talking too much. Now, not only did she fail to save the two maids, but she was also in trouble.

"Brother, look at her chest, there is a bun hidden in it."

"Where are the steamed buns? Why didn't I see them... Bah, are you blind? They are so small, they are clearly just two sticky bean buns."

"That's also dry food, and you're still complaining about it. If you don't eat it, I will."

"No, give me one."

The two men rubbed their hands together and walked forward, ready to take on one man.

Miao Manqing's bloodless face turned even paler, and she said hurriedly, "Don't mess around, my two heroes. I don't have any bean curd sticky on me. I'm a woman dressed as a man."

"..." x2
There was a moment of silence in the scene. A gleam of wisdom flashed in Xiang Yuan's eyes, and he slapped Xiao He away.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

"Second brother, searching for silver is a rough job that needs rough hands to do. You go and stand guard outside the door while I slowly search for it."

"I'm not leaving! I'm not going anywhere today!"

Xiao He rolled up his sleeves and said, "I see, she is not a woman dressed as a man, she must have hidden the silver in her crotch. I will rip it open and take a closer look."

Miao Manqing was almost pissed off. Seeing that the two fools were ready to fight, she threatened, "My father is Miao Heilang, the leader of Pingxi Village. If you dare to mess around, even if you run to the ends of the earth, my father will castrate you."

"Pingxi Village?"

"Miao Heilang?"

Xiang Yuan and Xiao He looked at each other and shook their heads: "Never heard of it."

"Who are you trying to scare, white wolf or black wolf? Let me tell you, my elder brother 'Guo Jiang Long' can't sleep at night unless he eats two children a day."

"My second brother is a bigger obstacle, so he has to eat three."

"My eldest brother can eat four."

"My second brother, fifth..."

"You are the only one who talks a lot of nonsense!"

Xiang Yuan slapped Xiao He in the face. He was satisfied today. "Hurry up and kill her with a knife. Who would know it was us who did it?"

Xiao He covered his face, feeling very aggrieved: "Brother, why are you blaming me again? If you hadn't argued with me just now and saved me these few words, I would have done it three times."

"I'll do it four times!" Xiang Yuan raised his hand to his belt and was ready to demonstrate it on the spot.

"and many more!"

Miao Manqing was anxious, and when threats failed, she resorted to bribery: "My two heroes, my father is the village chief, and he has a lot of money. You can send me back to Pingxi Village for any amount of money you want."

I've been waiting for you to say this! x2
"Second brother, she said her father is rich..."

"So what? The King of Heaven is here today, and I have to get things done first." Xiao He was not moved by money.

"That won't work. How can I get the money after I'm done?"

Xiang Yuan held down Xiao He who was ready to make a move, and looked down at Miao Manqing: "How much silver can your father give?"

"One thousand taels."

Miao Manqing gritted her teeth, fearing that the two would ask for an exorbitant price, so she quoted a minimum price first.

"Brother, one thousand taels!" Xiao He was moved by the money and nodded repeatedly to agree.

"Get lost, it's only one thousand taels. When have we ever done a business that lost money?"

Xiang Yuan kicked Xiao He away, opened his mouth like a lion, and said to Miao Manqing fiercely: "Two thousand taels, otherwise..."

"make a deal!"

……

Miao Manqing took the antidote she found on the one-eyed man, fed it to the two maids, and then sat cross-legged on the spot to meditate and dissolve the true energy that was lingering on her shoulders.

She didn't know when the next wave of pursuers would arrive, and there were two villains who would turn against her if she was paid, so she had to race against time.

On the side, Xiang Yuan and Xiao He squatted by the fire, continuing to consolidate their characters.

"Brother, she agreed so quickly, two thousand taels is obviously too little."

"What should we do?"

"Ask her to pay more."

"How can this be possible? We are in this business and we value our integrity the most. How can we go back on our word?"

"Brother, we are all out there, why do we still need to keep our word?"

"Ah this..."

Xiang Yuan scratched his head and said stubbornly: "I don't care, I'm the eldest brother, I've already promised, you listen to me."

"Brother, we can't just let the money go unearned!"

"Two thousand taels is not a small amount. Think about it. If we split it equally, how many girls can you find?"

"That's true."

"Yeah, that sticky rice dumpling at the back is not good, it's far worse than the widow Wang in our village!"

"Well, it hurts just looking at it."

"..."

Miao Manqing's face was full of black lines, and she was gritting her teeth in anger. Her family was poor and could not compare to the wealthy family of Widow Wang. She felt embarrassed to be in the presence of the two of them.

When we get back to the village, let’s see how she deals with these two stupid thieves!

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On a mountain path, two horses are walking away from the ruined temple.

Miao Manqing didn't dare to stay for long. She healed her wounds for an incense stick and hurried on her way. Her shoulder injury had not yet healed and her two maids were unconscious. Xiang Yuan threw them onto a horse.

There was another horse, Xiang Yuan was riding alone. Xiao He wanted to join in the fun, but was kicked away.

"What should I do if I don't have a horse?"

"Look carefully, you don't have a horse."

Xiang Yuan is complacent and calm, but he is too shameless. It is time for a funny guy to come out and confront people.

Xiao He couldn't argue anymore, so he turned his head and looked at Miao Manqing who was riding a horse, and said sarcastically: "Not killing you is a favor to save your life, you owe my eldest brother a life. Not committing adultery is a favor to save your chastity, you owe my brother ten lives. In total, you owe us brothers eleven lives, and two thousand taels can't settle this matter!"

Miao Manqing had a blank expression on her face and used foul language. If you paid any attention to her, she would lose.

Seeing that she didn't say anything, Xiao He immediately perked up and continued, "I almost forgot that your two servants were also women. There were clearly three people, a total of thirty-three lives, which would cost at least ten thousand taels."

"Second brother, stop talking nonsense."

"Brother, I'm talking about business."

"How can you negotiate business like that? Ten thousand taels is enough for her to hire someone to kill our brothers several times."

"Ah this..."

Xiao He hesitated and muttered, "Two thousand taels is too little. Thirty-three lives and our unborn child are at stake. What a loss!"

Miao Manqing sat on the horse and listened to several crosstalk performances. She determined the quality of the two brothers. The eldest brother, Guojianglong, had some brains but not much, while the second brother, Banluhu, was stupid from beginning to end.

Fortunately, the two of them were blinded by money, otherwise she would have been in great trouble tonight if no one had heard her even if she had shouted at the top of her lungs in that deserted temple on the deserted mountain.

I escaped a disaster tonight. What should I do when I return to the village?
Miao Manqing received a letter from home in Dilong Fort. Her father Miao Heilang was seriously injured. Without the suppression of the leader, the leaders below were ready to make moves. Everyone wanted to be the big brother. It was one of the leaders who paid Duyan to kidnap her. Everyone was a suspect.

The road ahead is extremely dangerous, it is no exaggeration to say it is a den of dragons and tigers. Miao Manqing doesn't know if she can make it through.

Her eyes swept over Xiang Yuan and Xiao He, and she secretly calculated that although these two were weak, they were born with supernatural powers and had the ability to attack together, so they could barely be considered masters.

Miao Manqing never suspected that Xiang Yuan and Xiao He had ulterior motives. She was not blind and thought she had some vision. The two idiots were typical gangsters, greedy for money, lustful, reckless and brainless. They could be used for her own purposes with just a little trick.

As long as I see my father Miao Heilang, everything else will be easy.

Thinking of this, Miao Manqing made up her mind to add some more money when she got to the village, as she didn't believe that the two idiots would refuse to make money.

This is sure!

(End of this chapter)