This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 528 I'm not some delicate queen; I have plenty of strength and methods.

“Brother Sha, look! The eldest brother has brought out the Bodhisattva from the South China Sea, who is not yet dressed up.”

"Senior Brother is being extremely rude."

"..." x3
On the banks of the Tongtian River, Pigsy, Sandy, and the White Dragon Horse all fell silent.

Clearly, it was not Sun Wukong who was rude.

As to who exactly was being rude, the three of them had no knowledge of such profound matters. After much thought, they concluded that the blame could only fall on the monkey.

They are not of high enough status to carry this burden.

The Great King of Inspiration's skills on land were average, but he was first-rate in water combat. Sun Wukong was unable to stand up underwater, so without the Holy Monk to throw a punch, the plot returned to the original story, and Guanyin Bodhisattva finally intervened to end the conflict.

When the holy monk was pulled out of the water by his three disciples, he was still muttering to himself, saying that his spirits were getting worse day by day. This was not a journey to the Western Paradise to obtain scriptures; it was clearly a journey where he was being taken away for scriptures.

Enough said. Ahead lies Jindu Mountain and Jindu Cave, the territory of the Green Ox Demon. Beyond this pass lies the Women's Kingdom.

This Green Ox Demon was quite formidable; his skills were not much inferior to those of the two boys.

The two boys stole four treasures from the Tushita Palace: the Seven-Star Sword, the Jade Bottle, the Purple-Gold Gourd, and the Banana Leaf Fan. These were all essential magical implements for stoking boilers, and since they handled them regularly, taking them was not difficult.

The key is the Golden Rope, also known as a waist belt, an essential item for those with great supernatural powers. The jade belt worn by the Queen Mother of the West is also an example; it may seem ordinary, but it is actually extraordinary.

The fact that the two boys were able to steal Laozi's waistband without him noticing, and that he didn't even realize something was missing from his waist for a long time, speaks volumes about their skill.

The Green Ox Demon was no less impressive. Laozi usually kept the Vajra Bracelet in his pocket, but as his mount, he could reach into his master's clothes and steal his master's precious treasure...

Either Laozi was a fraud, or his two attendants and the green ox were incredibly powerful; there is no third possibility.

Throughout the Three Realms, Laozi still holds the greatest influence.

The holy monk was invited into the Golden Gourd Cave for tea. The tea included goji berries for brightening the eyes, chrysanthemum for cooling the body, and some deer antler, ginseng, red dates, and other delicacies. The tea was delicious, so the holy monk was busy drinking tea and had no time to practice his fists.

On the day the Heavenly Court besieged Jindu Mountain, red flags fluttered and crowds thronged the scene. The immortals and gods used their limited intelligence and crude martial arts to highlight Laozi's boundless magical power and helped Laozi to ruthlessly extort money from Buddha.

Gods: What kind of treasure is this circle? And what kind of monster is this bull? They are so powerful and hard to guess!
Laozi: Thank you all for your support, and thank you Buddha for your financial support. This humble Taoist has no way to repay you. Here are a few gourds of Nine-Turned Soybeans. Please take them and share them while they are hot. There are more in the pot if you are not satisfied.

Buddha: I'm FFF... Buddha, have mercy!

After the ordeal at Jindu Mountain, Sun Wukong became more obedient, and spent the entire journey pondering a question.

Just a mere mount, yet it's become so powerful after taking its master's treasure. How strong is the real Laozi, who was once pushed headfirst by him?
The young man who peeked out from behind a pillar during the havoc in Heaven back then—that is, the current Holy Monk—had seen his abilities.

What about the Jade Emperor who crawls under the table? What are the abilities of this supreme ruler of the Three Realms? He can't just be a figurehead, can he?

These deities are all incredibly powerful; how could they possibly be so shameless as to do headfirst, hide behind pillars, and crawl under tables?
They really have no shame at all!
Dou: I told you long ago, but you wouldn't believe me. You only realized it was over after being sentenced to 500 years!

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Speaking of the Kingdom of Women, Brother Yu is both looking forward to it and not that much.

Even a fool could tell that the higher-ups wouldn't arrange a new queen for the holy monk. It was almost certain that it would be some old flame who descended to the mortal realm to make a cameo appearance, and while she was busy committing heinous crimes, she would also pick up some scriptures to enrich herself.

Although they are old flames and familiar faces, the Queen's cosplay is still something to look forward to.

"The eighty-one tribulations are indeed brewing beneath the surface. My previous idea of ​​quickly completing the journey to the West in three days was a bit too hasty..."

Xiang Yuan muttered to himself while riding the white dragon horse, while Sun Wukong, who was below the horse, said, "Master, there is a river ahead. The river water is churning with black and white energies, which has the appearance of yin and yang. May I fetch you a bowl to quench your thirst?"

"This humble monk is a little thirsty, go and fetch three vats."

"Master, please wait a moment."

Sun Wukong quickly went and returned, fetching three vats of water from the Zimu River upstream. The holy monk was usually not easy to talk to, and he was even more picky about food and drink, insisting on drinking only the water from the very upstream.

He wouldn't even glance at ordinary vegetarian meals, but whenever he craved something sweet, Sun Wukong would go to the South Heavenly Gate to get a special meal from the holy monk.

Jinduoyun brand express delivery is incredibly fast; it has never been late.

“Ton ton ton——”

After downing three tanks of soda, Xiang Yuan wiped his mouth and said, "It's just average stuff, hardly a supplement. The props team is too perfunctory. They'll deduct my salary later."

The saying that anyone who drinks the Zimu River will get pregnant does not apply to Xiang Yuan. It melts in her mouth, and the medicinal effect in her body does not increase. At most, she can only urinate once, and that's it.

Sun Wukong felt a headache coming on. The Victorious Fighting Buddha told him that the Holy Monk was here for sightseeing, but he was different. His performance in each trial was related to his performance evaluation, and the score would affect his position on the Lotus Platform.

Whether he sits on a lotus throne or becomes a lotus throne, Buddha has a scale in his heart. Even if there are no difficulties, he will create difficulties for him, so that Buddha will not waste his money.

It's definitely not a good idea to ask the holy monk for help; that would be suicidal. His body can't handle it, so we'll just have to ask his two fellow disciples, who are just adding fuel to the fire, to make do.

Don't feel wronged. Your sacrifice wasn't in vain. Even Buddha is watching!
Sun Wukong went back and forth, bringing back another bowl of water. With two loud thuds, he kicked Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing to the ground.

"My two junior brothers, it's time for water! You must be thirsty. Here, let me feed you myself."

"Senior Brother, I'm not thirsty!"

"Big Brother, please spare me, I promise I'll never film Master again... I'll film again after you're done."

"Enough with the nonsense, open your mouths."

"..."

Xiang Yuan clasped his hands together, nodded, and smiled faintly as he watched the scene of brotherly affection. What did he say? This monkey really wasn't properly castrated.

The Buddha's deliberate actions were likely premeditated, knowing that the monkey would not compromise his principles and that there would inevitably be changes on the journey to the west. Therefore, he added an insurance policy by using the monkey as a means of protection.

Unfortunately, Buddha's vision was too limited; he hadn't anticipated such a holy monk.

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Looking out at the monkeys, Pigsy and Sandy were in a terrible state. After drinking a bowl of water, their stomachs quickly swelled up, and they were writhing on the ground in pain.

"Ouch, that hurts so much, you old pig!"

"Master, something terrible has happened! The water is poisoned!"

Sun Wukong was so shocked that his monkey face changed drastically. He had kindly fed his two junior brothers water, but little did he know that the water had been poisoned.

He genuinely didn't know, after all, the holy monk had drunk three large vats of liquor and was perfectly fine.

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and take them to the best urologist!"

Xiang Yuan waved his hand, not wanting to make things difficult for the monkey's lotus platform construction, and told him to go and return quickly, so as not to delay the Queen from appreciating the magnificent beauty of her royal brother.

Hurry up, the Queen is practically drooling!

Sun Wukong went for two rounds.

In the first round, they learned that the river was called the Mother-Child River, and that drinking from it would cause pregnancy and childbirth. This terrified Pigsy and Sandy, who almost gave birth to a premature baby.

In the second round, Sun Wukong retrieved the abortion spring water from Jieyang Mountain and successfully saved the two expectant fathers.

This puzzled Xiang Yuan. Ruyi Zhenxian was indeed no match for Sun Wukong, and was on the same level as Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who were just farting and adding wind. However, Sun Wukong was mindful of his brotherhood with the Bull Demon King and did not want to kill Ruyi Zhenxian. Therefore, he made several trips and finally managed to reach the Abortion Spring with Sha Wujing.

Dou: Bullshit! I don't want to kill him. I, Old Sun, just want to make the old monk suffer a little longer, to curb his arrogance, and see how he can be so imposing in the future.

Sun: What brotherhood? That stinky ox has always disliked me, Old Sun. I've treated him politely and haven't offended him. Today I'll beat up his brother first, and then I'll find someone to deal with him later.

This is called making reasonable use of the rules! x2
Upon entering the Kingdom of Women, the holy monk riding a white dragon horse immediately caused a sensation throughout the city.

The already handsome young man, compared to Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Ma Chao, became even more exceptional, attracting girls of all ages to flock to him. The Women's Kingdom Inn was packed with people, and the four streets in front and behind it were completely blocked.

It's like a fan meeting.

"This scene seems familiar to me."

Xiang Yuan raised his hand and touched his chin, then raised an eyebrow. He went to the courtyard wall, used Sun Wukong as a stepping stone, stepped on the monkey's shoulders, and waved his clean, white hand towards the outside of the courtyard wall.

Just like a red apricot branch peeking over the wall, the area outside the post station immediately erupted in chaos.

"It's the holy monk's hand, he reached out, he reached out!"

"What handsome hands! Oh, I'm going to die!"

"Ya ya ya————" xN
Whenever they stretched their hands out into the distance, screams would erupt from outside the courtyard; once they pulled their hands back, you could hear a pin drop.

This happened several times in a row, giving him plenty of face and thoroughly satisfying his vanity.

"It does look familiar. When I was a family heirloom at Jianxinzhai, they pulled this stunt on me..."

Xiang Yuan pursed his lips and told the monkey to stick its hairy hand out of the yard. The effect was so-so. The screams started, but when the monkey saw that it was a monkey's paw, they stopped abruptly and forced themselves to swallow them back.

"The unconventional art style is exactly the same. If I'm not mistaken, I've already guessed who the queen is."

As Xiang Yuan was muttering to himself, a large crowd gathered outside the courtyard, creating a noisy scene. The Queen's mouthpiece—no, the Grand Tutor of the Women's Kingdom—had come to visit, conveying the Queen's decree to invite the Holy Monk to a banquet at the palace.

The imperial edict clearly states that the Queen admires the culture of the great nation of Jambudvipa and has specially invited the holy monk to engage in in-depth exchanges, while also allowing the holy monk to experience the local specialties.

Xiang Yuan stared at the Grand Tutor with dead fish eyes and said, "May I ask Grand Tutor You Rong, what is meant by 'local specialties'? Does it mean that the Grand Marshal of the Army and Cavalry used a lowly servant to frighten the Queen into fleeing in panic?"

This Grand Tutor, dressed in a magnificent official robe, was radiant and alluring, his chest bulging with his robes. While conveying the imperial decree, he used his power to grope the holy monk, grabbing one of his arms with a single grab.

Even a small force can deflect a great weight, let alone the Grand Tutor, who was far more than a small force. After some dragging and pulling, the holy monk, whose punch could shake the Five Finger Mountain, was actually dragged out of the post station.

Sun Wukong was not surprised. He marveled that the Holy Monk never lacked friends wherever he went. He told Pigsy and Sandy not to stand there, but to take advantage of the Holy Monk's busy schedule and rest for a while.

They were really exhausted from the journey.

……

Inside the palace.

The Grand General guarding the palace, with a long sword at his waist, stood majestically outside the gate of the Imperial Garden.

The Queen was hesitant to appoint anyone else to such an important position as goalkeeper, and after much deliberation, she could only choose Ah Ping.

He's always been the goalkeeper, and he gets caught red-handed every time. He's such an unlucky guy!

"As expected of you, you're awesome wherever you go. Even the Kingdom of Women has cows now..."

Xiang Yuan rolled his eyes and pushed away the Bull-Headed Sword Master who wanted to get close to him: "Your Majesty, please see clearly. This humble monk is a monk, not interested in women, and has no worldly desires. The honey trap will not work on this humble monk."

The beauty of the Sword Master Su Ran needs no further explanation; to call her a celestial being would be an understatement. Now, adorned in an imperial robe, her already outstanding looks are enhanced by an aura of unapproachable majesty.

She can play any role convincingly; her acting skills have always been good. "What are you saying, Brother Yu? I invited you here solely for the banquet, so that our exchange could strengthen the friendly alliance between our two nations..."

"The journey is long, and if this non-aggression pact is signed, the countries between the two nations will start to have all sorts of wild ideas."

"Does Brother Yu eat vegetarian food or meat?"

"With my level of spiritual attainment, even if I were to consume meat and wine, the Buddha would not dare to say anything. Therefore, I do not abstain from meat and fish. Your Majesty can arrange it as you see fit."

"In that case, please come inside with me, Brother Yu!"

(乛乛)(一一;)
Xiang Yuan: Don't go too far. I asked you to play a queen, not to play yourself.

Su Ran Sword Master: I didn't want to either, but the Queen was already in a hurry like a monkey, so I had to make a huge sacrifice!
The two stared at each other, feeling embarrassed by the repeated rejections of Su Ran Sword Master's attempts to offer himself. He grabbed Xiang Yuan's hand and placed it on his chest, saying, "You say monks are detached from worldly desires, but you're not like this with other people. If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe you have empty eyes."

"I've been thinking about it, and I haven't closed my eyes either!"

Xiang Yuan grumbled and tried to pull his hand away from his conscience, but seeing Su Ran Sword Master's mouth twist into a pout, he, being kind-hearted, pretended to struggle a couple of times but failed to get rid of his hand, so he kept it pressed on his conscience.

"That's pretty much it."

Su Ran Sword Master muttered to himself and said, "Don't worry, I'm not a shameless old hag. I won't use acting as an excuse to detain you and interrogate your Zen mind. It's just a formality. After dinner, we can do some dual cultivation and you can leave."

"Uh, is this a proper dual cultivation?"

"There's no such thing as proper dual cultivation..."

Mentioning this matter made Su Ran Sword Venerable furious. Ever since Xiang Yuan became the Heavenly Emperor, he could deduce the small world on his own and no longer came to her to study it together.

You're so high and mighty, you think you're so great, but once you have a wife who looks old, you forget about your new love.

Seeing that Su Ran Sword Venerable was full of resentment, Xiang Yuan decisively obeyed her and went into the room for a proper dual cultivation session.

Only enter the small world, not the body. Let's talk things out properly, no touching.

Xiang Yuan remained vigilant, upholding his celibate nature as a holy monk, keeping his eyes wide open the entire time, fearing that he might be deliberately and unintentionally taken advantage of by the Sword Master Su Ran.

Afterwards, while lighting a cigarette and pulling up his pants, Su Ran Sword Master said, "Don't cry, I'll take responsibility."

After all, he was the Sword Master of Plain Dye; Xiang Yuan could picture it in his mind as soon as he thought about it.

After their dual cultivation was completed, for some unknown reason, the two were somewhat disheveled. Xiang Yuan, clutching his conscience, said, "Speaking of which, you've read the script, so you should know that there's a scorpion demon near the Women's Kingdom. Who... is this one?"

"How would I know? I didn't arrange any of that. It's probably that old hag. You know her, she loves to steal other people's things," said Su Ran Sword Venerable with disdain.

"Is it possible that the person who most enjoys stealing other people's things is...?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Sword Master Su Ran shook his head repeatedly: "She's just a haggard old woman. She even steals her own disciple's man. She's morally corrupt and utterly shameless. Compared to her, I'm a morally superior person."

Xiang Yuan couldn't refute this. Firstly, the old hag, bah, the White House owner did indeed steal it. Secondly, don't be fooled by Su Ran Sword Venerable's thick skin and seemingly unreliable appearance. In terms of moral character, he is far superior to the White House owner.

His argument was logical and well-founded, and Xiang Yuan couldn't refute it, but...

"But you also stole your apprentice's man. Don't just point fingers at others. Double standards are unacceptable."

"I didn't manage to get one!"

Su Ran, the Sword Master, spoke with righteous indignation, but then looked utterly dejected. Of the six materials for fusion, she was completely clueless. As one of their own, she felt like an outsider. Luckily, she was thick-skinned; otherwise, she would have been too embarrassed to even greet him.

"Fine, whatever makes you happy..."

As Xiang Yuan was speaking, he suddenly heard a strong gust of wind outside. Curious, he pushed open the window and peeked out. He saw a female demon with a frosty face in the dark clouds and gasped in fright.

"Hiss hiss hiss—" x2
Because the Scorpion Demon was played by Shang Qingmeng in a cameo role, Sword Master Su Ran gasped in surprise.

"Bad maid!"

Shang Qingmeng descended from the clouds, bringing with her a gust of black wind as she rushed straight into the palace. She startled the Grand Tutor who was peeking out from outside the courtyard, frightened the Imperial Guard General, and even made the Queen lose her composure. She abandoned her beloved and fled back to the Thirty-Sixth Heaven.

"You know the truth."

Shang Qingmeng glared coldly at Xiang Yuan, whose clothes were disheveled, and a fierce glint appeared in her eyes. She reached out and grabbed him...

Having failed to grasp the three thousand strands of worldly troubles, he seized the back of the holy monk's robe and, riding the black wind, swept him to the Pipa Cave on Poisonous Enemy Mountain.

That very night, the holy monk was taken advantage of by the scorpion demon, whose personality was even more domineering than the queen's.

Xiang Yuan originally wanted to resist, but Shang Qingmeng said according to the script, "I am not a delicate queen. I have plenty of strength and means." He figured that struggling would only cause him physical pain, so he simply lay down.

He said he lay down, but in reality he stood up.

There is a set of logic to explain why Shang Qingmeng would appear here.

Under normal circumstances, of the six fusion materials, apart from Zen'er and Su Ran Sword Master, the other four have no interest in making cameo appearances as female demons.

Bai Yue Jushi is the project manager, and since he gets a lot of screen time, he has no choice but to keep running back and forth. Xiao Lingyue, as the first wife, has to maintain her composure even if she has her own thoughts. Bai Wuyan is used to being arrogant and will not and cannot move. She only stole the script of the Four Sages Testing the Mind of Zen in order to get revenge on the Queen Mother of the West.

Shang Qingmeng wouldn't have come in the first place. She actively joined the script, still eyeing the Scorpion Demon who wanted Tang Sanzang's flesh for sustainable development. Unsuspecting people would think that the fairy really liked pretty boys!
She took the initiative to join the fray because she had heard that the Queen of the Women's Kingdom was a lowly servant girl, and she came specifically to cause trouble.

Since she was already there, she had to play her part completely, which led to her using coercion and enticement to become the first female demon to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh.

She didn't want to eat it, but made it seem like she really liked it. She just didn't expect Xiang Yuan to push her so hard that she fell down. She figured she had already started acting, and it would be hard to stop if she stopped, so she gritted her teeth, stomped her foot, and continued acting.

Someone had predicted it would turn out like this, and she definitely wouldn't come!
Three days later, Sun Wukong arrived late. After fighting for three hundred rounds, he barely managed to win by half a move, driving away the female demon and rescuing the overworked holy monk.

Master, you've done a great job, you've subdued me into a demon again!

Sun Wukong held back for a long time, only daring to utter one sentence in his heart: because he was late in coming to the rescue, he took the initiative to ask for punishment and recited the Tightening-Headband Mantra ten times.

Even a belated rescue is still a rescue, and the holy monk generously forgave him, saying nothing more after reciting the Tightening-Headband Mantra ten times.

Beyond the Kingdom of Women lies the Flaming Mountains...

No, there's also a part about the real and fake Monkey Kings in the middle.

Buddha has already found a great scholar to write a book. In the book, the two monkeys fought from the underworld to the heavenly court, from the east to the west. Finally, in the Lingxiao Palace, Buddha pretended to be one of the Four Mischievous Monkeys and subdued the Six-Eared Macaque with a wave of his hand.

Because the book has already been written, in reality...

In reality, the holy monk was in charge, and the Buddha's word was not enough, so he didn't interfere much. He split the monkey in two and took out the Victorious Fighting Buddha to play the Six-Eared Macaque.

Victorious Fighting Buddha: ==()
What a self-inflicted wound! May I ask Buddha, who was that Six-Eared Macaque who died before? And how many times has this old Sun Wukong gone on his pilgrimage?
Buddha, please don't stay silent!

Sun Wukong swiftly struck down the bandits who had been robbing him, sending them to the underworld. Then, he turned around and found a monkey standing there, looking exactly like him, even down to the forked tuft of hair on its head.

Monkey King, is that you?

Sun Wukong didn't immediately pick up his staff and start fighting. Instead, he opened his monkey eyes wide and waited for the fake Monkey King to strike the holy monk.

Although, I'm so excited!

Don't be a coward, Monkey King. I know you've been wanting to teach that old monk a lesson, but haven't had the chance. Now that it's within the rules, you can do whatever you want.

Show off my ass! Do you think I can beat the holy monk and that's what I'm going to do?
The Victorious Fighting Buddha cursed his bad luck. He hesitated for a long time, holding his golden cudgel, before closing his eyes, letting out a roar, and charging forward.

Bang!
With a deafening roar, the mountains and rivers trembled, and the Victorious Fighting Buddha vanished, while Sun Wukong returned to his rightful place deep within his soul.

Sun: Brother Monkey is amazing! No wonder you're my brother. My respect for you ranks only below that of the Holy Monk, Buddha, Laozi, Jade Emperor, and Bodhisattva. From now on, you're my real brother.

Dou: Shut up!

The ordeal of the real and fake Monkey Kings amused Sun Wukong, who, though outwardly composed, was secretly delighted, even though he couldn't quite grasp the humor. He remarked that such absurdities are far more entertaining when they happen to one's own people; they simply don't resonate with strangers.

Brother Monkey, I, Old Sun, have learned something new!
Because of Sun Wukong's playful and mischievous attitude, the Victorious Fighting Buddha became frustrated and remained silent throughout the Flaming Mountain challenge, offering no important hints.

There's something wrong with this minotaur!

Not only the Minotaur, but Mrs. Minotaur is also a big problem; they seem to know the plot all along.

The Bull Demon King's acting skills are beyond question; everyone agrees that he can win the little golden bull. The problem lies with his wife, who refuses to drink tea no matter what she says.

Without tea, there would be no monkey leaping straight to the stomach, no churning in the abdomen, and no famous scene of "Sister-in-law opens her mouth, and I, Old Sun, am about to come out."

This isn't the only flaw. There's also the part where the monkey transforms into the Bull Demon King. The sister-in-law seems to realize that this bull isn't the same as the bull in the story, and since there's a bull in this one, she doesn't let the bull-headed man hug or kiss her. Instead, she readily hands him the banana leaf fan.

Then the real minotaurs arrived!

He had just come down from the dinner table, where he had hosted a banquet for a holy monk. He didn't dare turn the table around the whole time. The water-avoiding golden-eyed beast squatted under the table, sticking out its tongue and wagging its tail the whole time, just as simple and obedient as its master.

"You stinking monkey, I, Old Niu, will beat you to death, you bastard!"

The two Great Sages were locked in a fierce battle above the Flaming Mountain. One had almost been killed by a bull in the past, while the other was full of grievances and directly unleashed his true fire.

The Victorious Fighting Buddha remained silent throughout, looking somewhat guilty. Although it was just an act back then, he had indeed taken advantage of the eldest sister-in-law quite a bit, especially in the scene with the lights off...

It can only be said that it was the eldest sister-in-law who made the first move. If it had been any of the other brothers, Brother Niu would have really been cheated on.

Brother Niu, don't be angry. I, Old Sun, did some things that upset you back then. Take this monkey and calm down. Come on, buddy, once you've calmed down, don't talk about me like that again.

This battle was earth-shattering. The monkey and the ox were real. If it weren't for the several version updates of the Qianyuan Realm, they would have been torn to pieces long ago.

Xiang Yuan was not involved in this part of the story, and the part about the real and fake Monkey King was not his real identity.

While repairing the car and using secondhand sweet talk to please the fairy merchant, I racked my brains, calling on Li Bai and Du Fu to help me, preparing to outdo the tree spirits at the Thorn Ridge Poetry Gathering.

Speaking of which, could that Xingxian, who is so good at reciting poetry, be his family's artistic young woman?

This is outrageous! She promised to leave the idol industry and never appear in public again, but she's gone back to acting and even took on a role like Xingxian, a character who looks like she's from a brothel!
However, that wasn't the case. The artistic young woman was preoccupied with cultivating her medicinal herbs at home and had no interest in going out to join the fun.

Xingxian was just an ordinary tree spirit. She somehow heard that the holy monk was quite talented in literature, so she came all the way here to be a fan.

Because she was a fan, and a female fan who admired his talent rather than his looks, Xiang Yuan generously let her go.

Little Western Paradise, Little Thunder Temple.

As the future Buddha's uncle before he became a monk, Xiang Yuan did not intervene in this ordeal, giving the future Buddha enough face. He left behind an avatar, while his true body went to Wudang Mountain in the Southern Continent.

Because the future Buddha has a certain status and a certain organization, the ordeal of the Yellow-Eyebrowed Monster, like that of Jindu Mountain, is a grand affair, and even the True Martial Emperor has a role in it.

The pretty boy sat in the boss's chair at Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion, waiting for the monkey to come and ask for help.

You didn't expect that, did you? I am the True Martial Emperor!

Don't be surprised yet. Another day, in a different office, I will still be the Great Savior of Suffering!
(End of this chapter)