This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 524 The Victorious Fighting Buddha Doesn't Lie to the Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Western Chu or Northern Qi, that is the question.

It can't be the Southern Jin Dynasty!
The Li family was very appropriate for the Lantern Festival, but Xiang Yuan and the Li family had a mediocre relationship, so it was hard to find any fun there.

Overall, Xiang Yuan leans more towards Western Chu. The current emperor of Western Chu, Xiao Yan, is both his adoptive father and father-in-law. If he were to become his younger brother, the interpersonal relationships in the backyard of the Overlord's Mansion would be as chaotic as those in the Peerless Palace.

Lingyue and Lingyan, from now on we'll address each other separately. You two will call me Uncle, and I'll call you two Madams.

There's something going on!
Who does that Xiao He associate with? Quickly call him Second Uncle.

It's quite interesting to think about.

As for Tang Sanzang transforming into Chu Sanzang, it wasn't changed because it didn't sound relatable.

Don't ask, it's a long story. If you ask again, you'll find out that the surname is Tang. There are so many great scholars, they can always find a reason that fits the facts.

"We've decided on Western Chu!"

Xiang Yuan made a decision: once he was done with this busy period, he would invite Buddha to play mahjong, and also invite the Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva. It would be a three-against-one game at the mahjong table, and they would make a small profit... no, I mean, they would discuss the itinerary of the Journey to the West at the mahjong table.

Not now, I'm really busy.

Firstly, because the Queen Mother of the West did good deeds, the laws and principles of the Netherworld have risen to a higher level, disrupting the overall structure of the Three Realms. The human and celestial realms must catch up as soon as possible. The broken sampan is too lazy and lacks the Heavenly Emperor's Dao Seed, making its work efficiency extremely poor. Xiang Yuan cannot leave the Heavenly Dao Origin for the time being.

Secondly, the Qianyuan Realm and the Heavenly God Realm have just merged, a large number of Heavenly Gods have been refreshed, and construction is underway everywhere in the human world. All of this requires time to adjust.
Thirdly, he was busy repairing his car.

The third point, in particular, requires Xiang Yuan to personally take charge and implement strong measures, as he is simply too busy to spare any time for it.

……

Thirty-two heavens, the Taiji Misty Heaven.

West Kunlun.

The Queen Mother of the West sat cross-legged atop the Nine Heavens Immortal Mountain, dressed in red with white hair, exuding elegance and nobility, sitting before her desk with her eyes closed in meditation.

She was said to be the Queen Mother of the West, but in reality she was a prisoner. Apart from a fairy named Qingluan by her side, all her belongings had been taken away by Xiang Yuan.

Eat and take.JPG
Xiang Yuan maintained due respect for his third master, and did not consummate the marriage tonight as Laozi had said. Occasionally, when passing by West Kunlun, he would come over to greet him and perform the disciple's salute.

I said hello and left.

The relationship has faded, and I'm not as craving it as before.

After paying his respects to Xiang Yuan today, he turned around and headed straight for Yaochi.

Take a bath!

Long ago, when West Kunlun was still sealed, Xiang Yuan called Yaochi the Medicine Pool, having coveted this thing for some time.

After getting what I wanted, I would come here to soak for a while from time to time.

The Queen Mother of the West is one of the oldest deities, the lord of immortality and the ancestor of longevity. She is in charge of the elixir of immortality. Xiang Yuan has the physique to replenish whatever he eats, so refining the Jade Pool Golden Elixir would be no problem for him.

Now that Xiang Yuan has half of West Kunlun, he can decide how much and how much he wants to refine without needing the Queen Mother of the West's permission.

There are two kinds of immortality elixirs in West Kunlun: the Jade Pool Golden Elixir and the Peaches of Immortality. The former is a tangible manifestation of the principles of immortality and longevity, while the latter is a spiritual root of heaven and earth, and can be considered a companion item of the Jade Pool.

To give an analogy, the Jade Pool is a first-class natural product, while the peaches of immortality are a secondary derivative. The former is not something that immortals and gods can enjoy, while the latter can be digested by mortals.

For Xiang Yuan, none of this mattered. Once it was labeled as belonging to the 'Xiang' family, it was all his. Just two days ago, he even carried a few peaches with him to the mountaintop and ate them right in front of the Queen Mother of the West.

I didn't mean anything by it, I just think it tastes better this way.

Xiang Yuan has already undergone seven blood and marrow cleansings. He finds even rare and precious treasures, which are beyond the reach of ordinary immortals and gods, bland even as snacks. Clearly, the Jade Pool Elixir and the Peaches of Immortality are not among the ordinary rare and precious treasures.

Especially the Jade Pool Elixir, a soak in it will refresh your mind and body, and rubbing off the grime will make you feel energetic.

As the medicinal power settles within the body, the quality of the medicine improves, while also having a milder effect. The "Little White Face" brand immortality elixir is no longer as potent as before, and there will be no situation where one sip will cause someone to burn to death with a single cry.

It's easily absorbed, has no side effects, and is even more like the flesh of Tang Monk.

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Northern Qi Dynasty.

Tai'an, the Imperial Palace.

Wearing monk's robes, Xiang Yuan and Liu Che stared at each other.

The original plan was for Tang Sanzang to set off from Western Chu, pass through Liangjie Mountain (also known as Wuzhi Mountain), and officially enter Xiniu Hezhou to begin his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

The higher-ups disagree!

Literally, it refers to the person above Xiang Yuan, Xiao Lingyue.

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This is what happened at the time.

Xiao Lingyue has been very unhappy lately, and seems to be developing in the direction of Shang Qingmeng. Xiang Yuan is confused and doesn't know why. He is honest and doesn't talk much, so he doesn't dare to say or ask. He uses the pretty boy and sports student tactics and uses his innate superpowers to confuse people.

Then, two secretaries were sacrificed. If Xiao Lingyue felt the secretaries were not good, she would take one in black and one in white and bury them.

Xiao Lingyue merely observed the two secretaries coldly, not yet escalating to the point of burying them alive. Seeing Xiang Yuan feigning ignorance and refusing to confront the crux of the matter, she gritted her teeth and demanded that her master's sister serve tea.

The location was at the White Lotus Palace. As a teacher for a day, the eldest wife was beautiful and kind-hearted, and she wouldn't make things difficult for her newlywed sister, so she didn't bring all the disciples of the Peerless Palace to witness the ceremony.

Yinshuang, Daoxue, Qingzhuying, and Cheng Yuling are all present.

Xiang Yuan had just finished exerting his strength and was feeling drowsy. He didn't hear what Xiao Lingyue was saying and was kicked off the bed.

The top student of Prince Zhao's mansion has a sharp eye. He said a long time ago that a certain palace mistress surnamed Bai had given Xiang Yuan everything except to have his child.

Xiao Lingyue decided not to reveal the specific palace master surnamed Bai, out of respect for her master.

Now everything is provided, including childbirth!
When Xiao Lingyue brought up the matter, Xiang Yuan stammered. He was already tongue-tied, and now he couldn't say a word. He changed the subject and told Xiao Lingyue a joke.

Did you know that in a few days, I'll be having my father-in-law and I become sworn brothers?
Xiao Lingyue was dumbfounded. After understanding the reason, she kicked Xiang Yuan, who had just climbed onto the bed, off again.

The higher-ups disagree!

Xiang Yuan spread his hands and said, "I made an appointment to play mahjong with Buddha a couple of days ago."

One person was missing from the group; Guanyin Bodhisattva was not present for unknown reasons. Perhaps she has recently attained enlightenment and is preparing to become a nun.

At the card table, the Jade Emperor and Buddha, after reaching an agreement with Xiang Yuan, jointly finalized the matter.

The words of the Jade Emperor are law; how can they be changed so easily? The decree has already been made; don't the Jade Emperor and Buddha have any pride?
After the whip passed by, he yielded and, quite shamelessly, retracted his golden words.

The person above meant that after the many worlds merged, the human territory of the Qianyuan Realm expanded, including not only the three kingdoms of Western Chu, Northern Qi, and Southern Jin, but also human kingdoms that migrated from other worlds to this region.

Of all the countries available, why choose Western Chu? Either they're bored and looking for trouble, or they're deliberately picking a fight.

The people above have a lot of influence. The travel routes have been updated, and in the new version, Tang Sanzang is a high-ranking monk from the Northern Qi Dynasty.

Then, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva's turn to appear.

Baiyue Jushi had recently been unwilling to pay attention to Xiangyuan and was prepared to leave him out for a while, but the Buddha himself came to visit, and he couldn't refuse the courtesy due to the suffering of the Buddhist community.

According to the Buddha, Journey to the West is entirely beneficial to Buddhism. Apart from the exorbitant spending, there is nothing wrong with it. The Heavenly Palace has been destroyed, the Jade Emperor has been drilled, and even Laozi has fallen headfirst. The sunk costs are too high, and the project cannot be stopped here.

Buddha had been tightening his belt lately, eating only vegetarian meals three times a day, hoping to achieve great things for posterity. However, the project manager quit, almost causing Buddha to unleash his inner demons.

The project manager's resignation had nothing to do with insufficient payment; ultimately, it was due to the same underlying reason.

The Buddha did not want to get involved in the affairs of the Heavenly Emperor's harem. He reasoned with the Buddha and appealed to his emotions, explaining the future of Mount Sumeru. He pitied the Buddhas' difficult situation and begged Guanyin Bodhisattva to have great compassion and not resign.

Buddha: Greatly compassionate and merciful, have pity on Mount Ling! If you don't agree today, this humble monk will kneel at the gate of Mount Luojia and refuse to leave!
Baiyue Jushi couldn't really make Buddha kneel down, so he reluctantly agreed. After glancing at the script, he saw that Tang Sanzang had to kneel to Guanyin Bodhisattva several times on the journey to the West, and felt that it wasn't impossible.

Following the script, she first took a journey westward, visited several tourist attractions, and spent the longest time at Wuzhishan.

On that day, a monkey head lay at the foot of the mountain, muttering to itself, "Five hundred years have passed; it's time to let him out."

Yes, Buddha once again stretched out his great hand from Mount Ling and slapped it onto the Five Finger Mountain, accelerating the flow of time in a localized area, causing Sun Wukong to serve his full five-hundred-year sentence.

When it comes to messing with monkeys, others are just having fun, but it all comes down to the Buddha's methods.

It's not about personal grudges, and it's definitely not about the monkey burning too much money. Buddha is a reasonable monk, and monks don't lie. The script says five hundred years, and it must be five hundred years, not a single day less.

Then there's the monkey talking to itself; it's communicating with a voice deep within its soul.

After five hundred years, we've finally found a channel and can communicate freely.

"Brother Monkey, you said that Guanyin Bodhisattva would come to this place and arrange a pilgrimage master for us. As long as we help him reach the Western Paradise, we can achieve enlightenment and sit on the lotus throne of Mount Ling. You're not lying to me, are you?"

"The Victorious Fighting Buddha does not lie to the Great Sage Equal to Heaven."

"Then tell me again, when will the merciful and compassionate Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara arrive?"

"The Bodhisattva hasn't arrived yet, so she can't hear what you're saying. Wait until she arrives, then you can say it to her face." The voice deep within her soul sneered.

"Brother Monkey, what do you mean by that? Are you saying I, Old Sun, am sucking up? Don't look down on me! I, Old Sun, have always deeply respected the compassionate and merciful Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara!"

Sun Wukong snorted twice: "Besides, so what if I'm flattering you? It's not like you were imprisoned for five hundred years. If it were you, you would definitely flatter me even more shamelessly than I, Old Sun."

"Suppressed, including this time, it's just that misfortunes never come singly, a full two five hundred years."

That's true, you can't compare, you're in a worse situation.

Seeing that there was a monkey in a worse situation than himself, even if it was the same monkey, Sun Wukong felt much better. He then asked, "What about Tang Sanzang? What does our future master look like? Is he obedient and well-behaved?"

"The old monk looks respectable, but he's actually crooked and has a grotesque penis. He's a fake compassionate person who only stands on moral high ground and points fingers."

Deep down, the Victorious Fighting Buddha, who had already completed the journey to the West once, had a very poor opinion of Tang Sanzang, complaining bitterly: "I, Old Sun, called him Master, and he really thought of himself as my elder brother. He gave me the cold shoulder and found fault with me all the way, but when trouble came up, he remembered how good I was..."

"He even complained that I, Old Sun, was usurping power. Bah! Those two junior brothers are just talking nonsense. They can't even take care of the horses and luggage properly. Do they really think I, Old Sun, care about them so much..."

"I, Old Sun, speak loudly, isn't it all for his own good!"

"Brother Monkey, this master sounds like he deserves a beating!"

Upon hearing his own description, Sun Wukong was not very pleased with his future master who would be on the pilgrimage.

"He's more than just deserving of a beating, he's downright deserving! That's why I, Old Sun, have pretended to be stupid several times, letting him get kidnapped by monsters. Hehe, you can try it too..."

"Monkey King is amazing!"

"Stay hidden. There are a lot of people watching. We can't get spotted," the Victorious Fighting Buddha warned.

"really."

"Actually, it doesn't matter if we get caught. We're all smart people. As long as the old monk doesn't die, the higher-ups will turn a blind eye. Nobody will say anything, and they won't catch you red-handed. If we make it public, it'll be dishonorable for everyone," said the Victorious Fighting Buddha.

Having traveled the Journey to the West, the Victorious Fighting Buddha was too mature. Seeing that the newbie knew nothing about the rules, he enthusiastically imparted his experience in dealing with people and situations.

“Listen up, kid. Guanyin Bodhisattva is indeed very compassionate, but she’s not a good Bodhisattva. You’ll encounter a wicked thing called the ‘Tightening Headband’ in the future…” The Victorious Fighting Buddha, filled with righteous indignation, began to describe the Tightening Headband.

It was extremely painful and disgusting to see monkeys.

"Then I, Old Sun, won't wear it."

"No, you must wear it. If you don't, how will the world know the boundless power of my Buddha's Dharma? The Buddha will be very unhappy, and then it will be difficult to conduct the assessment for the Lotus Platform." The Victorious Fighting Buddha sighed, "Lingshan, you either sell yourself into slavery or become a beast of burden. If you don't want to be a beast of burden, you can only be one."

"Brother Monkey, this is too profound. Speak more simply."

"In short, if you don't wear this headband, Buddha and Bodhisattva will find other ways to make you wear it. I'm giving you this advance notice so you can be mentally prepared, not so you can rebel."

"But with this headband on, I, Old Sun, am constantly controlled by the old monk, serving him hand and foot. What's the point of living like this?"

"Don't panic. There's still a long way to go before you get the headband. Spend some time alone with the old monk and teach him a lesson first. Get your revenge for any bad luck you might have later," the Victorious Fighting Buddha advised the newcomer, explaining that this was called making good use of the rules.

As long as it meets the regulations, no one can find fault with it.

"Monkey King is tough!"

Sun Wukong was convinced, but out of caution, he asked, "What are the old monk's skills like? We are going 108,000 li away. He carries an important position in Buddhism, so he must have some Buddhist knowledge, right?"

"He's just an ordinary mortal who cries at the drop of a hat. You can easily fool him with a simple trick. I, Old Sun, did just that before, and he even had to thank me!"

"Hehehe..." x2
"Monkey King is really tall and tough!"

Sun Wukong gave himself a huge thumbs up, thinking to himself that this was a sure thing. He had the strategy guide with him, and retracing the journey to the West was nothing to be afraid of.

It’s so cool!
I'm actually a little excited about it.

Hurry up, where is Tang Sanzang? Come quickly and take him as a disciple!
"Hey, that white lotus platform..."

Sun Wukong was having a good time when he saw auspicious clouds and golden light coming from afar. He shouted at the top of his lungs, "Is that the compassionate and merciful Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara of Mount Putuo in the South China Sea, who saves people from suffering?"

The hermit Baiyue stopped and took out his script to begin his explanation. He said that within half a month at most, a pilgrim would pass through this place. If Sun Wukong wanted to escape his predicament, he could become a disciple of the pilgrim, follow his teachings, and eventually achieve enlightenment—a truly admirable story.

Seeing that what Monkey King said was true, Sun Wukong quickly nodded in agreement, expressing his willingness to enter the Buddhist order. He was just waiting for the pilgrims to come so he could give them a good start.

……

After inspecting the three disciples of Tang Sanzang and a white dragon horse, Baiyue Jushi arrived at Tai'an Prefecture, the capital of Northern Qi.

Even without the Tang Dynasty, the Northern Qi Dynasty would suffice.

Li has the air of a king, and so does Liu; both are surnames of emperors throughout history. It's fine as long as they're similar, there's no need to nitpick over the details.

In the original Journey to the West, there is a scene where Emperor Taizong of Tang is haunted by the vengeful spirit of a headless dragon, and, in a state of extreme fright, his soul wanders into the underworld.

If this were implemented for Liu Che, it would be extremely difficult.

They have powerful connections, both in Heaven and on Mount Ling, and they're not ordinary people. They're too powerful to be touched.

In the Heavenly Court, Liu Che was a disciple of the Benxin Dao (the Way of the Original Mind), with two senior brothers and one junior sister.

The two figures, Xuantan Zhenjun and Doumu Yuanjun, are at the level of small goals, so let's not mention them.

The key lies with Xiang Yuan, whose public identities are the Gouchen Shanggong Heavenly Emperor, the Eastern Azure Flower Emperor, and the True Martial Emperor, but his hidden identity...

That's enough. My public identity is enough. Saying too much will displease the Jade Emperor.

On the Buddhist side, Emperor Wu of Han had a prince who became a monk. He was neither high-ranking nor low-ranking, but he managed to attain the position of a future Buddha. Since he couldn't control the present, his achievements could only be described as mediocre.

With such powerful connections, who would dare to send him on a day trip to the underworld?

They're either Black and White Impermanence, or Ox-Head and Horse-Face, they can't be the Ten Kings of Hell, can they?
Hilarious! Do they even want to stay in the Three Realms? Even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva would have to speak to them properly!

The background was too strong to handle, so the part about visiting the underworld at night had to be cut. Instead, we gathered great scholars to debate the scriptures, made up a few plausible stories, and added this part later. Once it was written into the book, it would become a reality.

The reason why Emperor Wu of Han summoned eminent monks from all over the country to hold the "Water and Land Assembly" is not important, at least not to those in power. That is something for those below to worry about. Those in power are only concerned with whether the Water and Land Assembly is held as scheduled.

It's obvious that it was successfully convened with so many high-ranking officials watching.

Then Liu Che saw Xiang Yuan in a monk's robe, who fought against a group of monks and successfully won the important mission of the pilgrim.

The specific process will not be described in detail, but as a great scholar once said:

A royal arena was set up for a martial arts competition to recruit monks to retrieve Buddhist scriptures from the West.
Unrivaled among ten thousand monks, he commands respect on the nine-tiered platform.

With the pilgrims chosen, the rest of the story became easier to fabricate.

When the Qianyuan Realm ascended to a higher dimension, the four most powerful Buddhist sects in the Three Kingdoms were moved to Xiniu Hezhou. Although they were rebuilt on their original sites, there were only a few of them left, far less than their former glory.

The Southern Continent where the Three Kingdoms are located can basically be considered a Taoist force. For example, the True Martial Emperor's Taoist temple, Xiaodongtian, is located in Wudang Mountain in the Southern Continent.

The monks of Jambudvipa are not as good at chanting scriptures as the monks of Aparagodaniya. Only by going to the Western Paradise to obtain scriptures can the professional skills of the local monks be improved.

Liu Che: (One `One)
Liu Che stared at Xiang Yuan for a long while, his initial confusion and shock turning into disbelief. He asked in bewilderment, "Senior brother, how could it be you? You've given up being the Great Emperor of Heaven and are preparing to become a World Honored One on Mount Ling?"

"I'm also serving as the World Honored One, but I haven't resigned from my sinecure in Heaven."

"I see……"

Liu Che suddenly realized: "The Buddhist sect is powerful, which displeases the Jade Emperor. You are the Jade Emperor's only disciple, so he arranged for you to go to Mount Ling. Only if you restrain the Buddha will the Jade Emperor feel at ease."

Liu Che was unaware of, and had no right to know, the secrets of the Heavenly Emperor. Based on his perspective as an emperor on earth and his political experience, he deduced a reasonable explanation.

Xiang Yuan didn't point it out; as long as Liu Che was happy, that was all that mattered.

"Senior brother, you're bald..."

"Isn't your new hairstyle eye-catching?"

"Hmm, it's quite refreshing, which suits your aloof and celibate nature, Senior Brother."

Liu Che nodded secretly. Xiang Yuan's sacrifice was so great, which showed that Buddhism had become a major threat to the Jade Emperor and a chronic problem for his trusted advisors. On the surface, the journey to the West was led by Mount Ling, but in reality, the Jade Emperor was the one pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Knowing that the Jade Emperor harbored resentment and to prove his own innocence and lack of rebellious intentions, Buddha complied with the arrangement, allowing the Jade Emperor to extend one of his hands into Mount Ling.

That's it, there's no mistake.

Xiang Yuan shrugged, still offering no rebuttal.

He touched his shiny bald head. It was impossible for him to be bald. He could lose his head, but he couldn't mess up his hairstyle. His bald head was an illusion, and he wasn't even his true self right now.

Will the true form descend...?

Depending on the situation, he wouldn't mind using his real body to fight if he encountered an interesting scene.

The "fun" in "bad sense of humor"!
“Senior brother, although I know nothing, I do know a little. According to custom, I greatly admire and like you, a highly accomplished monk, and wish to become sworn brothers with you. What do you think…”

Liu Che looked honest and simple, preoccupied with discussing his own ideas with Xiang Yuan.

From this day forward, I will call you Imperial Brother, Holy Monk, and you will call me Your Majesty, Supreme Ruler!
"He~~tui!"

Xiang Yuan spat on the ground. He hated these people who always talked about their own things and had extremely low moral character. They only deserved to eat his farts.

Xiang Yuan directly rejected Liu Che's immature idea. A lousy junior brother, who's only nominally a disciple, wants to be the elder brother of a true disciple? Fine, go wash up and go to sleep. You can have anything in your dreams.

"Senior brother, this is the arrangement from above."

"I am on top!"

"..."

Liu Che rolled his eyes. After his senior brother, he now had another imperial brother.

If it's a female demon, she can be addressed as "Brother Yu".

Just as the two were drinking tea instead of wine, and Liu Che finished his entire cup, even swallowing the tea leaves, auspicious clouds descended from the sky above the Water and Land Assembly, and the Great Bodhisattva Guanyin of the South Sea personally arrived to prepare a set of attire for the top monk of this Water and Land Assembly.

Baiyue Jushi didn't want to pay attention to Xiang Yuan, at least not for the time being. She threw down her clothes and left without giving Xiang Yuan a chance to stop her.

Then Xiang Yuan really didn't stop him!

Baiyue Jushi walked even faster!
Even in the celestial realm, Xiang Yuan insisted on stopping Bai Yue Jushi, saying that as a junior scholar, he wanted to seek guidance from the Greatly Compassionate One. It would be normal for them to talk for three days and three nights about the matter of Hui Gen in the inner room.

Since this is the Qianyuan Realm, the shareholders all peered out, keeping a close eye on things.

"It's one thing to guard against gentlemen, since gentlemen are magnanimous and won't say anything. But you're even guarding against your own people. That's really outrageous."

Xiang Yuan hummed twice, went to the Water and Land Assembly to retrieve the cassock and nine-ringed staff set for the journey to the west, and added the purple-gold alms bowl sponsored by the Liu family of Tai'an, thus completing the three-piece set of Tang Sanzang.

They set off overnight.

……

Meanwhile, Xiang Yuan mounted his white horse, led two attendants, and headed straight for Liangjie Mountain.

The trip lasted for several days. The first two days were quite interesting. Traveling incognito, everything was new and exciting. I would occasionally come down to enjoy the scenery and go for a spring outing, just to share the joy with the people.

Two days later, the fun he had shared with the people turned out to be pointless, and he never came down again.

Instead of wasting time sightseeing, why not go sightseeing and get your car fixed while you're at it?

For some reason, the White House owner has recently been throwing a tantrum, full of resentment, as if the new sister-in-law had been slapped in the face by the first wife.

The medicine worked...

Not removed.

This is only treating the symptoms, not the root cause. For a short while, the White House President was so confused that he couldn't remember anything. After pulling up his pants, he immediately turned hostile again and was full of resentment.

The rich woman was always like that; she had a difficult temper. From the first time Xiang Yuan met her, he knew that this woman was hard to please.

So there's no use rushing it; there's plenty of time, we can fix it slowly.

If the car is difficult to drive, it's definitely because it's a new car and hasn't been broken in properly.

It's just that I got upset by the first wife. It's no big deal. Let's get together sometime, just the three of us, and I guarantee we can clear up the misunderstanding.

After several days, they arrived at Shuangcha Ridge, the border of the Southern Continent.

Believe it or not, the white horse runs quite fast, even faster than the white dragon horse that travels a thousand miles a day. The two attendants are also not simple; they are the primordial spirits of an old demon who survived being struck by lightning during their tribulation and are now being used as extras in the Journey to the West film studio.

Once they encounter the three demons of Shuangcha Ridge, their two followers will be doomed.

This isn't a wrap-up lunchbox, but a lunchbox of life. The Heavenly Emperor can't tolerate any flaws, and their destined tribulations are inevitable.

At the South Heavenly Gate, Venus peeked out towards Shuangcha Ridge. Today, the pretty boy had been robbed, so frightened that he wet himself and cried uncontrollably. He needed the secret help of this immortal...

Whoever wrote this plot is absolutely deserving of praise!

Xiao He also recovered.

"They're in, they're in..."

"It's finally my turn to make my appearance."

Xiao He stepped out of the South Heavenly Gate, riding on auspicious clouds, exuding the air of a reclusive sage.

In heaven, if you call me "so-and-so," I won't say anything. But how should you address this great immortal when you come down to earth?
"Brilliant! It should have been done long ago!"

(End of this chapter)