This is not how immortals cultivate
Chapter 476 The Innate Soft-Rice Saint Body is...
Chapter 476 The Innate Soft-Rice Saint Body is...
The Lord of Abandoned Corpses believed that Xiang Yuan was from outside the realm and had never heard of the Bull Demon King.
How could Xiang Yuan not have heard of the Bull Demon King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, one of the few ruthless characters in the Journey to the West storyline who could go head-to-head with Sun Wukong without relying on magic weapons?
The Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the Great Sage Pacifying Heaven are clearly defined in the setting as being of equal strength and at the same level.
Sun Wukong fighting the Bull Demon King is like Erlang Shen fighting Sun Wukong. By taking advantage of favorable timing, location, and human factors, Erlang Shen can gain the upper hand, but to say that he can defeat the opponent is absolutely impossible.
Xiang Yuan not only knew about the Bull Demon King, but he also knew him very well.
As a well-known gangster and the leader of the Seven Great Sages, the Bull Demon King is either eating at a banquet or on his way to one every day. The chapters in which he appears the most often are those where he gets beaten up.
Although he kept getting beaten up, the opposing team had a large number of players, an all-star lineup, and no martial ethics. It wasn't his fault in the fight, and he didn't tarnish the reputation of the Minotaur God of War.
Furthermore, the Lord Who Abandoned the Corpse was right; the Bull Demon King really was a gigolo.
The Corpse-Abandoning Lord said that tens of thousands of miles to the west lies Mount Jilei, the territory of the Bull Demon King. Those who know, know: Mount Jilei's Moyun Cave is the abode of Princess Jade Face. The fox spirit is beautiful and wealthy, and fearing thieves would covet her, she offered her entire fortune to marry the Bull Demon King.
By then, the old ox already had a wife.
The cave where the Bull Demon King used to live, the Banana Cave on Cuiyun Mountain, was not his territory either. The Banana Cave faces the Banana Fan, which means it must be Princess Iron Fan's property.
The real white cow = pretty boy;
Mighty Bull Demon King = Physical Education Student.
With both major factors fully met, he possesses the innate ability to live off a woman.
"The Bull Demon King possessed immense supernatural powers, even the Victorious Buddha could not subdue him. Fortunately, with the help of many great gods from the Heavenly Court, he survived this calamity. However, after this calamity, the Bull Demon King was unwilling to accept his defeat, and his resentment attracted the attention of extraterrestrial demons. Demonic energy entered his body, and he could not turn back. Guanyin Bodhisattva then sent him to this realm..."
The Corpse-Abandoning Lord continued to drop explosive news: "Not only is there the Bull Demon King on Mount Jilei, but also his first wife, Princess Iron Fan, and their son, the Holy Infant King. Both of them are powerful beings, and both have been possessed by demonic thoughts and are unable to turn back."
"There is another demon named Ruyi Zhenxian, who is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King. His cave is Juxian Temple on Jieyang Mountain, which is located on the east side of Jilei Mountain."
"Ah this..."
Xiang Yuan was so shocked that he couldn't even say "Holy crap!" But he felt uncomfortable if he didn't say it. He looked around, grabbed a handful of grass and held it in his hand.
Hold the grass!
Will Princess Jade Face have any objections if Old Niu's family moves in? Jilei Mountain is her home!
Oh, the Jade-Faced Fox is dead, then all is well!
Why is Red Boy here too? Isn't he the Good Fortune Boy anymore?
Furthermore, the case is solved: Red Boy is not Laozi's illegitimate son, and the Bull Demon King was not bullied; otherwise, Guanyin Bodhisattva wouldn't have dared to exile Red Boy to this realm as well. There was no need for Guanyin Bodhisattva to exile him; Laozi only needed to intervene slightly to dispel the so-called demonic thoughts.
Xiang Yuan mentally grumbled a series of complaints. The Bull Demon King and his family had moved into the Demon Ruins Realm and basically achieved the ability to command the world without anyone daring to disobey. This was not the Demon Ruins Realm, but clearly the Bull-Head Realm.
Thinking of this, Xiang Yuan asked in bewilderment, "Master, I didn't know anything about the Bull Demon King at first, and I had never heard of his name. But I heard you say that this family is incredibly powerful and is definitely not to be trifled with. They are the ones who bully others, and no one can bully them. Is that right?"
"It's natural."
"So here's the question: why didn't the master... cough cough, why weren't the three demons of Twin Fork Ridge bullied?"
"Firstly, they are related by blood. The Special Envoy among the three demons is a wild bull spirit who has cultivated for a thousand years, and he has some connection with the Bull Demon King, according to him."
Whether they are blood relatives is hard to say, but they are definitely of the same clan; they are all minotaurs.
The Corpse-Abandoning Lord explained the ways of the world and the hard truths: "Secondly, the three demons have a magic weapon called the 'Wind-Fixing Pearl,' which just happens to counter Princess Iron Fan's banana leaf fan. If the three demons are pushed to the limit, they will offer this treasure to Princess Iron Fan."
Xiang Yuan: (ω`)
What kind of logic is this? Aren't Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King family?
Xiang Yuan scratched his head, sensing there must be some deeper meaning. As a gigolo who lived off women, how could he understand so many profound principles? To save face for the Bull Demon King, he decisively gave up on thinking about it further.
Also, why is the Wind-Fixing Pearl in the hands of the three demons of Shuangcha Ridge? I've never heard of these three guys having any magic weapons.
This question deserves in-depth consideration!
The Wind-Fixing Pill is a key item for defeating the Yellow Wind Monster; without it, you cannot pass the Yellow Wind Ridge level.
Shuangcha Ridge is the only way to pass before Huangfeng Ridge. When Tang Sanzang passed through this pass, he had not yet obtained the rebellious monkey and did not have the Double Flower Red Stick to clear the way, so he did not get the item to pass the pass.
With Venus's intervention, Tang Sanzang's flesh stumbled and fell through this ordeal;
The Wind-Fixing Pill appeared in the hands of Bodhisattva Lingji. Bodhisattva Lingji is a fictional deity who only exists in the script of Journey to the West. Sun Wukong had been in heaven for so many years and had no idea who Bodhisattva Lingji was. It was only after Taibai Jinxing pointed him in the right direction that he found the other party.
Connecting all the clues reveals the truth.
The higher-ups assigned the monkey a magical artifact, but during the execution, someone stole it and created an alias named Lingji Bodhisattva.
No wonder Sun Wukong, upon encountering magical treasures later, would immediately stuff them into his pocket without a second thought. He initially thought he had received the orthodox Buddhist teachings, but it turns out he knew his treasures had been stolen and, unable to contain his anger, wanted to steal one to compensate himself.
It's one thing to make the Great Sage settle accounts, but to steal his equipment is another. They're really bullying the honest new monkey. They're just taking advantage of him!
"Master, do you also have a Wind-Fixing Pearl?"
"That's not true."
The owner of the abandoned corpse said reasonably, "This humble monk is here on the orders of the Great Compassionate One. I neither make a fuss nor cause trouble. Although the Bull Demon King is angry that the Great Compassionate One sent him to this world, he fears the boundless power of the Great Compassionate One's Buddhist teachings, so he dares not make things difficult for this humble monk."
Corpse Abandoner: You think you're so good at fighting? What good is it if you can't fight? To survive in this world, you need power and a unit. Which gang are you from?
Bull Demon King: My name is Mighty Bull Demon King. If you don't like that, you can call me Great Sage Equaling Heaven. I deserve it.
The owner who abandoned the corpse: So it was just a nobody.
Xiang Yuan nodded in deep agreement, thinking to himself that it made sense. No matter how arrogant and domineering the big brother in the underworld was, he was just a little calf with clear eyes in front of Guanyin. As soon as the sister glared at him, the little calf would moo.
But as the saying goes, the Bull Demon King is a little calf in front of Guanyin, but in front of someone else, he is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.
Fortunately, it's not a big problem. He has no conflict of interest with the Bull Demon King's family. Even if the Bull Demon King is incredibly powerful, what does it have to do with him?
Just strangers!
After this journey, I will go my own way, and you will go your own way. He will never come to the Demon Ruins Realm again. Can the Bull Demon King still chase him to the Qianyuan Realm?
Steady!
Thinking of this, Xiang Yuan suppressed his shock, stretched out his clean, white hand, and said, "To be honest, Master, I stopped you for no other reason than to be here on the orders of Guanyin Bodhisattva to take away the Reincarnation Relic. You know the Reincarnation Relic, right? It's something that looks a lot like a relic, about this big and this round, quite exquisite."
Xiang Yuan gestured, and the owner of the abandoned corpse understood. He chanted the name of Amitabha Buddha and said, "Although this Bodhisattva is not that Bodhisattva, to this humble monk, the Bodhisattva is still the Bodhisattva. Since you have come on the orders of great compassion, how dare this humble monk disobey?"
As he spoke, the two white, bone-covered temple doors swayed and opened, and countless haphazardly pieced-together hands and feet wriggled like living creatures, twisting into a thick, ferocious long tongue that slowly extended from inside the temple.
The fingers on the long tongue, resembling a coating of tongue, twisted and undulated, while a pale arm stretched out in front, its five fingers spread, holding a relic of reincarnation in its palm.
Xiang Yuan: ()д()
This thing, which combines pain and evil, makes his body ache just by looking at it. Is this really the work of a merciful person? It's clearly the style of an extraterrestrial demon!
"Please accept this as a gift, benefactor."
"..."
Suddenly I didn't want it as much anymore.
Even if they don't want to, the mission still needs to be done. Otherwise, given the reckless fighting style of those two women in the sky, they'll inevitably attract the attention of the Bull Demon King and his entire family.
Bull Demon King: Madam, look over there, there's a gigolo who lives off women!
Just as Xiang Yuan reached out, before he could even touch the Reincarnation Relic, the Corpse-Abandoning Lord said, "To my shame, I originally had three relics in my possession, which I intended to send to the Purple Bamboo Forest after I had completed my merits. However, the three demons of Shuangcha Ridge and the Bull Demon King came to my door and each took one of the relics."
Xiang Yuan's outstretched hand paused slightly, and a sense of foreboding washed over him.
He didn't dare to think too deeply about what kind of premonition he had, took a deep breath, and held the Reincarnation Relic in his hand.
As the premonition came true, the Jade Wall Yanfu Sect did not respond and modified the original mission objectives.
Quest Progress: Reincarnation Relic (1/3)
Xiang Yuan: (╥﹏╥)
At this moment, Xiang Yuan burst into tears, crying like a little girl named A Ping.
That kind of crying that's especially pitiful.
At the same time, he even had the urge to strangle the body-abandoning guardian.
You think you're so great because you have a mouth? You think you can talk? I should have killed you the moment I met you!
"Although I do not know what the Reincarnation Relics are, since they are relics, they must be related to our Buddhist sect. I am prepared to return the three relics to Guanyin Bodhisattva."
Seeing that Xiang Yuan had nothing to say, the Lord of the Corpse lowered his head and wiped away his tears. He was very embarrassed and told his story: "During my collection of this item, the Bull Demon King and the three demons of Shuangcha Ridge saw what I was doing. They misunderstood my actions and thought that Guanyin Bodhisattva was determined to get this item and that she could exchange it for her freedom. So they came to ask for it. Although I look fierce, I am not good at fighting. I had no choice but to hand over the two relics."
Stop talking! If it weren't for your great mercy, I would have already drawn my sword to vanquish the demon!
One second Xiang Yuan said he had no conflict of interest with the Minotaur family, the next second it was a fight to the death. He only wanted the Reincarnation Relic to be hidden in Princess Iron Fan's belly. He then imitated someone, using a clever tactic: "Sister-in-law, open your mouth, and I, Old Sun, will come out!"
Otherwise, should we confront them head-on?
Stop joking. We can ignore Ruyi Zhenxian, but none of the Bull Demon King, Red Boy, or Princess Iron Fan are easy to deal with. Even the weakest, Princess Iron Fan, has the Banana Leaf Fan. How could we possibly win in a head-on confrontation?
Xiang Yuan turned to look at the sky, tears completely blurring his vision. They hadn't even started fighting yet, and they were already fighting amongst themselves. "If you truly wish to take the three relics, I suggest you go to Shuangcha Ridge first, obtain the Wind-Fixing Pearl, and then consider other options," the Abandoned Corpse Protector said tactfully.
His other considerations weren't about using the Wind-Fixing Pearl to disable the Banana Leaf Fan and thus gain the right to confront the Bull Demon King's family head-on. Rather, it was about knowing when to stop. Two Reincarnation Relics were more than enough; greed is insatiable, and too much ambition will only harm oneself.
Xiang Yuan always knew when to stop, so how could he not understand the meaning behind the words of the Corpse-Abandoning Lord? But what could he do? Without taking all the Reincarnation Relics, he could not open the Gate of Yama, and he would never be able to leave the Demon Ruins Realm in this lifetime.
We can't just lie down and stay in the Demon Ruins Realm with Bai Wuyan and Su Ran Sword Master, living our lives as a trio, right?
They were happy, but Xiang Yuan wasn't!
He wanted Xiao Lingyue, he wanted Chan'er, he wanted the backyard of the Overlord's Mansion—this was his true haven.
There's also the fun at Wushuang Palace and Jianxinzhai; I can't stop thinking about these two precious places.
"donor?!"
"Stop, benefactor. If you dare to speak again, I, Li, will turn you into a corpse master."
Xiang Yuan glared at the culprit who had made the mission doubly difficult. He clenched and unclenched his fist repeatedly until he finally lost his temper and threw a punch.
The Nine Paths to Heaven: Heaven and Earth Are Indifferent!
This punch is fair and just, without any personal grudges, emphasizing treating everyone equally, and taking the idea that heaven and earth do not act on emotion, and that everyone is a dog in front of heaven and earth.
boom! !
The world turned upside down, and the abandoned corpse, its body covered in pain, was sent flying hundreds of meters away. The temple was in mid-air, and its two doors disintegrated, their teeth flying everywhere.
Xiang Yuan didn't originally intend to throw this punch, but he was too angry. However, it wouldn't be appropriate to kill the temple directly, so he didn't use his full strength to beat it half to death to vent his resentment.
Why don't you just hand over the Reincarnation Relic? Why say so much? If you hadn't said anything, the mission would have been considered complete.
What? The Demon Ruins Realm also has Reincarnation Relics? Will they come in again when the gate opens next time?
That's a task for next time, a problem for Xiang Yuan to worry about tomorrow. Why should Xiang Yuan take the blame for today's troubles?
Xiang Yuan threw a punch, ignoring the groaning corpse guardian. He took a step forward, teleported into the air, took a deep breath, and shouted sharply, "Stop fighting! This mission is very troublesome. If you keep fighting, none of you will be able to leave this realm!"
"Little bitch!"
"Hey, old hag, you missed."
"..."
Xiang Yuan is just a freeloader, not even the kind of freeloader like the Bull Demon King who lives off a woman. His words don't carry any weight in Wushuang Palace, nor in Jianxinzhai, and they carry even less weight in a situation where two strong women are fighting.
He said his piece, Bai Wuyan and Su Ran Sword Master were fighting their own battles, and even if Suan squeezed in, he was still an outsider.
However, Xiang Yuan was not without options. He had anticipated this situation before entering and devised a corresponding plan.
Xiang Yuan swayed and stood beside Bai Wuyan. A flash of white light appeared in his eyes, and the Lotus Heart Lamp of Seeking the Dao above Su Ran Sword Venerable's head and the Reverse Tribulation Sword in his hand immediately became dim and showed signs of slipping away.
This was the inevitable result of dual cultivation. Xiang Yuan had already polished the primordial spirit plate of the Su Ran Sword Venerable, and naturally, the two magical treasures used for dual cultivation of life and death had not escaped his clutches. He played with them and kneaded them in various ways, and had already imprinted his own primordial spirit into them.
These two magical treasures belong to Sword Venerable Su Ran. Even if Xiang Yuan and she had cultivated together in spirit, she could not take them away in front of her without her permission. However, if Xiang Yuan seduces her at a crucial moment, he can still make Sword Venerable Su Ran flustered.
Against others, Sword Master Su Ran remained calm even when flustered, but against Bai Wuyan, a slight lapse in concentration would put him at a disadvantage.
As Xiang Yuan repeatedly seduced the Lotus Heart Lamp of Seeking the Dao and the Sword of Reversing Tribulation, Su Ran Sword Venerable immediately fell into a disadvantageous position and was suppressed by Bai Wuyan. Every time she wanted to fight back, two voices would come from the magic treasures that cultivated both life and death. She would be slightly distracted and miss the best opportunity.
After about ten rounds, Sword Master Su Ran stopped babbling and, having no time to glare at Xiang Yuan, teleported out of the battle circle.
"That's not fair! How can you side with the old woman?"
"Xiang has been siding with the White House for quite some time now!"
Xiang Yuan snorted coldly, seeing Bai Wuyan's eyes shining and her about to chase after him with her sword, he hurriedly stepped forward and used his powerful numerical values to suppress her, then hugged Bai Wuyan from behind and wouldn't let go.
There may be differences in skill levels and mechanisms, but when it comes to statistics, physical education students have always had a firm grasp on them. With just one arm ring, Bai Wuyan couldn't get past them.
"Let go!"
"No, if I let go, I'll have no choice but to side with the Sword Master."
"you dare?!"
"There's no other way. The mission is too difficult. I couldn't persuade either of you, so I can only let one of you collapse first."
Xiang Yuan held Bai Wuyan tightly: "Palace Master Bai, don't you know how sharp-tongued the Sword Master is? Why bother arguing with her? It'll only lower your status. Let me finish telling you the information I've gathered. Once we've collected all the Reincarnation Relics, I'll help you take her down. Then you can do whatever you want with her."
"Why should I need your help!"
"..."
This is too difficult!
But it's okay, we still have a way!
Xiang Yuan decisively let go, took a step forward, and headed straight for Su Ran Sword Master.
He couldn't go; he was held down by the murderous Bai Wuyan, and the pretty boy was only allowed to stay by her side and not go anywhere.
With Xiang Yuan's meddling, the two strong women were no longer able to fight. Bai Wuyan stood expressionlessly beside Xiang Yuan, while Su Ran Sword Master stepped forward and muttered that the two were bullying people, that her innocent body had been misplaced, and that the child in her belly would never bear the surname Xiang.
Bai Wuyan was furious!
Xiang Yuan grabbed Bai Wuyan and threatened her fiercely, "Sword Master, if you dare to say another word, I, Xiang Yuan, will join forces with Lord Bai right now to make you lie down and really get pregnant with my child."
"Didn't we already have it? Didn't I tell you?"
"..."
Xiang Yuan raised his hand to cover his face, released Bai Wuyan, and went all out, controlling the Seeking Dao Lotus Heart Lamp and the Reversing Tribulation Sword for 0.25 seconds, causing Su Ran Sword Venerable to lose her composure and pay the price for her foul mouth.
Because Xiang Yuan's stance was clear, and the magic weapon that could interfere with the cultivation of both life and death was also present, Su Ran Sword Venerable had no choice but to endure it. However, not being able to shout loudly did not mean that she could not mutter quietly. She was still muttering that the two of them were bullying people.
It has nothing to do with her constantly being foul-mouthed and enjoying herself; this is her last act of defiance.
……
"This realm is called Demon Ruins. See that bloodstain in the sky? Demon Ruins means the grave of a great demon..."
Xiang Yuan recounted the information he obtained from the abandoned corpse guardian and took out a Reincarnation Relic: "This is the situation. The Demon Ruins Realm is now full of bulls and has become the territory of the Bull Demon King. The remaining two relics are in the east and the west, respectively. The three demons of Shuangcha Ridge are still manageable, but the Bull Demon King's family has already become immortals. If the two continue to fight, they will never be able to leave the Demon Ruins Realm in this lifetime."
Upon hearing this, the two powerful women fell silent, and the tense atmosphere eased somewhat.
Bai Wuyan was quite unwilling. She had already planned to enter this world, capture the lowly maid, bring her back to Wushuang Palace to serve tea and water and make her a servant. Before the Heavenly Court appeared, she would take control of the reincarnation.
Why does this happen?
Why does the situation always spiral out of her control whenever she enters Yanfu Gate with Xiang Yuan?
Su Ran Sword Master was even more depressed. Looking at the two adulterers standing side by side, and then at the empty space beside him, he felt as if his primordial spirit was also empty.
She deeply regretted that if she hadn't cultivated with Xiang Yuan back then, hadn't been so tempted by those heavenly laws, and had just endured it a little longer, she wouldn't have been able to get through it!
Now things are different. They're strong, but their weaknesses have also emerged. Xiang Yuan has a handle on them and, with Xiang Yuan taking sides, they're helpless against Bai Wuyan.
So unfair!
Can the Sword Master Su Ran endure this injustice?
"No way," she said, clearing her throat twice to indicate that she had something to say about the mission information.
Just as Xiang Yuan was expecting what insightful opinions Su Ran Sword Venerable might have, she spoke up with a serious face: "Xiang Yuan, you said that the Bull Demon King originally had a wife, Princess Iron Fan, but he was a gigolo who lived off a woman. He coveted Princess Jade Face's body and vast wealth, so he moved into Mount Jilei behind his wife's back. Could you elaborate on this part? I think it's very important."
"..."
Give me a break. Do you really think that's important? I'm too embarrassed to call you out on it.
Bai Wuyan sneered: "Tell me, I'd like to hear that too. What does it mean to be a kept man who earns money outside to supplement the family income? And why is it that the property that originally belonged to the fox spirit is now owned by Princess Iron Fan? I'm very curious about how the Bull Demon King managed to do it, and I hope you'll think about it carefully and learn from him!"
"..."
The White House Master, you can't be like the Sword Master who cuts through the door.
Hurry up and recover. I still prefer the way you look at me with disgust and step on me.
(End of this chapter)
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