This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 442 The Queen Mother of the West's Elixir of Immortality

Bai Wuyan closed her eyes and remained silent. There was indeed a "she" in the Qianyuan Realm. Her ability to understand her past life and control the Yanfu Sect was all thanks to that other person.

For some reason, Bai Wuyan did not like this immortal 'her' and had almost no contact with her. It was only when she saw the jade disc in the hand of Sword Master Su Ran that she remembered this extremely low-key 'her'.

Why was the jade disc handed over to Sword Master Su Ran? What were the considerations behind it?

Bai Wuyan's mind was filled with thoughts, and she planned to meet him after returning to Qianyuan Realm.

Bai Wuyan nestled in Xiang Yuan's arms, their hearts intertwined. Su Ran Sword Master couldn't see her frowning in thought, but seeing her holding the large medicine in her arms, their position rather ambiguous, his eyes gleamed with both excitement and anxiety.

The Heavenly Emperor's attack severely injured three people. Xiang Yuan, a humanoid medicine, healed himself and quickly became lively again. Bai Wuyan also had a great medicine to replenish her body after obtaining Xiang Yuan, but she was empty-handed and could only watch from the side.

Although this play was indeed very entertaining, the price was also extremely high. If they didn't find a way to save themselves, it would be Bai Wuyan's turn to look down on them.

Just thinking about what would happen if she fell into Bai Wuyan's hands sent chills down Su Ran Sword Venerable's spine. She forced a charming smile onto her pretty face and winked at Yuan.

Share some with me too!

Bai Wuyan's primordial spirit was so weak that she could hardly control her physical body. She couldn't even break the skin when she bit Xiang Yuan's neck. The same was true for Su Ran Sword Master. He didn't even have the strength to take out the straw. He could only watch helplessly as Xiang Yuan tried to act cute to get the blood medicine.

It's not shameful to be alive!
Xiang Yuan looked at Su Ran Sword Master with disdain. In terms of personality, he preferred Bai Wuyan's ice queen type. She was quiet, had few things to do, and few expressions. As long as he could make the rich woman happy, she would be exceptionally generous.

The Sword Master Su Ran is too cheerful; his moral bottom line is flexible, his shamelessness depends on the situation, and he's always resorting to sophistry...

He looks just like him!

Because of their similarity, they repel each other.

Even so, we should still try to save her. At the very least, when Bai Wuyan was abusing her, Sword Master Su Ran would have the strength to fight back.

Xiang Yuan grabbed Bai Wuyan's hand and lifted it up. Several veins emerged from her palm and began to wrap around Su Ran Sword Master's neck.

Su Ran Sword Master was overjoyed, but his laughter soon faded.

Bai Wuyan sensed something, raised her arm and placed it on Xiang Yuan's arm, pressing the hand back down.

Xiang Yuan cupped Bai Wuyan's buttocks with both hands and pulled her closer to his chest, whispering in her ear, "Although the Heavenly Court has retreated, it may not be able to make a comeback. For some reason, the Yanfu Gate has not yet opened. If we want to protect West Kunlun, the Sword Master is indispensable. Senior Sister Bai Feng has no shortage of great medicines. Giving some away will show your magnanimity."

"I have never been a magnanimous person," Bai Wuyan said calmly.

"..."

That's incorrect; you clearly are.

Xiang Yuan wanted to say something more, but Bai Wuyan bit his neck, allowing the blood medicine to enter his body, so he could rest and recuperate his depleted primordial spirit.

A moment later, he scratched Xiang Yuan's back twice, telling him not to stand still and to get moving.

You're the one who told me to do it. If the Sword Master at the Doorway sees this and makes a fool of himself, don't blame me later!

Upon hearing this, Xiang Yuan closed his eyes, and his primordial spirit surged into Bai Wuyan's body for dual cultivation to heal her injuries, causing her primordial spirit to enter a meditative state.

At the same time, several blood vessels emerged from Xiang Yuan's hand, crawled along the lotus platform, traveled behind Su Ran Sword Master, pierced his neck, and delivered the blood medicine into his arteries.

The dosage of medicine was not as good as Bai Wuyan's, and there was no dual cultivation to help her, but Sword Venerable Su Ran did not mind. She and Xiang Yuan could be considered to be of the same lineage, and her efficiency in cultivating with the blood medicine was far superior to that of Bai Wuyan. She was confident that she could heal her injuries before Bai Wuyan.

Let's recover some strength first, so we don't leave ourselves at their mercy!
Let's recover some strength first, then we'll deal with this wretched maid!
Half an hour later, Bai Wuyan finished taking the medicine, opened her eyes, a cold glint flashed in her eyes, and she suddenly turned around to look.

Almost simultaneously, a red light retracted into the sleeve of the far-off place, so fast it seemed like an illusion.

Bai Wuyan snorted coldly, glared at Xiang Yuan with great dissatisfaction, and seeing him pretending to be dead with his eyes closed, she raised her hand and took out the Wujie Sword.

The sword has not yet arrived.

Her primordial spirit was still injured, and she was unable to retrieve the Wujie Sword that was suppressed by the Nine-Rank Golden Lotus. Apart from the Cloud-Woven Heavenly Robe on her body, she also could not recall the Immaculate White Lotus and the Pure White Golden Wheel, which remained motionless within the Nine-Rank Golden Lotus.

This is outrageous! How dare you protect that lowly servant girl right in front of me!

Bai Wuyan was furious. She got up and pushed the ingrate away, but he remained with his eyes closed, seemingly in a deep meditation, and would not wake up even if the world ended or the sky collapsed.

Bai Wuyan formed a sword with her fingers, and a chilling sword aura gathered at her fingertips, piercing straight towards Su Ran Sword Master's brow.

Sword Master Su Ran was prepared. With a grin, he tilted his head to avoid the sword finger and provocatively said, "What a powerful blood medicine. Could this be the legendary elixir of immortality from the Queen Mother of the West?"

Attempts to summon the Reverse Tribulation Sword and the Seeking the Dao Lotus Heart Lamp both ended in failure.

"Shut up!"

Bai Wuyan coldly rebuked, her sword light sharp as frost, her sword momentum as radiant as the sun, each move aimed directly at vital points.

Su Ran Sword Master slammed his hand on the ground and rose to his feet, sword finger to sword finger, and began to fight Bai Wuyan on the lotus platform that was more than ten feet wide.

In an instant, cold light shone from the lotus platform, sword energy crisscrossed, the two figures intertwined, and as their sword fingers clashed, there seemed to be the sound of metal clashing. The air waves vibrated, and the lotus platform beneath their feet trembled.

Squeak!

The aftershocks of the sword energy swept across Xiang Yuan's pale face, leaving a harsh, grinding sound.

He quietly opened one eye, silently moved to the side, and was speechless. He had just regained a little strength and they were already fighting. Now that his primordial spirit injury had healed, wouldn't he want to tear down the Yaochi Holy Land before he would stop?

The two powerful women were badly injured and are now weak and unable to retrieve the suppressed magic weapon. It's hard to say what will happen in a couple of days. If a major battle breaks out, they will both be seriously injured. It will take them a hundred or two hundred years to recover from these injuries.

Xiang Yuan felt a chill run down his spine just thinking about it. If he could get out of this place as soon as possible, he would be happy to be in the backyard of the Overlord's Mansion, surrounded by two women, one a slacker from the Prince Zhao's Mansion and the other a literary young woman. He would even enjoy watching his wife and concubine wrestle together!
Hiss!

A tearing sound came from the fabric. Xiang Yuan raised an eyebrow and looked over. The front of Su Ran Sword Master's clothes had been torn open by a sword finger, revealing a bit of his fair skin, which made his face look particularly ugly.

It wasn't that I lost by a single move or two in the sword fight, but rather that my equipment was inferior.

Bai Wuyan wore the Cloud-Weaving Heavenly Robe, which provided maximum defense. Although Su Ran Sword Master also had a protective robe, it was practically useless compared to the Cloud-Weaving Heavenly Robe.

Especially when the primordial spirit has not recovered, this protective garment cannot activate effective defense and cannot automatically protect its owner like the Cloud-woven Heavenly Garment; it is no different from ordinary clothing.

Therefore, under the same sword strike, Bai Wuyan was unharmed after a slight sway, while Su Ran Sword Master was exposed.

This is outrageous! She's fouled!

No, you're taking sides!
Su Ran Sword Master glared at Xiang Yuan and demanded that the referee confiscate the Cloud-Weaving Heavenly Robe and, like other magical treasures, suppress it with the Ninth-Rank Golden Lotus.

Xiang Yuan pursed his lips and ignored him.

Why ask for so much? As long as I can survive, that's enough. What more could I ask for?

You demand fairness? What were you doing when you were solving riddles?
The law of conservation of happiness remains consistently valid. The angrier Su Ran Sword Master is, the happier Bai Wuyan is. Taking back her previous words, Xiang Yuan didn't protect the lowly servant; his act of giving her the great medicine was merely out of kindness. He has always been on her side.

Thinking of this, Bai Wuyan smiled slightly, her gaze fixed on the torn collar of Su Ran Sword Master's clothes. Inspired, her smile became even more playful.

"You lowly servant, take this sword!"

"Wait, this is unfair..."

Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!

The white fabric scraps, like butterflies, fluttered and danced.

The two fought again. This time, Bai Wuyan no longer aimed for vital points with every move. She first used her sword to cut off Su Ran Sword Master's waistband, then messed up his hair. After more than ten moves, she stopped and stood aside, admiring her masterpiece.

The Sword Master Su Ran's clothes were disheveled, revealing many glimpses of her skin. Her skin was like fine jade, warm and radiant. Even with her hair loose and draped over her shoulders, she still possessed an unblemished beauty.

In terms of appearance and physique, the Sword Master Su Ran can be described as perfect, with no flaws to be found, and his temperament is...

They have no sense of shame!

For example, even though I have limited clothing, I have no intention of covering myself up.

Her body was slender yet not thin, with a supple waist and a straight back like a sword. Seeing Bai Wuyan's ill-intentioned gaze as if she were judging her, she held her head high and puffed out her chest, appearing poised and elegant.

Bai Wuyan remained silent for a moment, then said sarcastically, "Shameless! You've been seen naked by a man!"

"When you were nestled in that man's arms, why didn't you mention shame... Oh, he's your destined soulmate, husband and wife are one, there's no need to talk about shame." Sword Master Su Ran decisively retaliated. It wasn't that she didn't know shame, but she wouldn't lose face and was unwilling to be overwhelmed by Bai Wuyan's aura.

Bai Wuyan did not respond, rejecting the topic of predestined marriage. She turned to look at Xiang Yuan, who was still meditating with his eyes closed, and snorted coldly: "Open your eyes. Not everyone is fortunate enough to see the Sword Venerable's jade body. I will allow you to take a good look."

Seeing that Xiang Yuan remained motionless, his eyelids heavy like two gates, Bai Wuyan smiled coldly, but was quite satisfied in her heart.

You know what I mean!

Bai Wuyan turned around and saw Su Ran Sword Master standing with one hand on his hip, looking smug. She couldn't help but feel annoyed and mocked again: "You lowly servant are so ugly that he's afraid of sullying his eyes and doesn't even dare to look at you."

"Is that so? Does the Queen Mother of the West really think so?"

Sword Master Su Ran pursed his lips: "Is it possible that he's already tired of seeing it?" "What do you mean?!"

Bai Wuyan frowned, staring intently at Su Ran Sword Master. Sharp-tongued and unrepentant, she thought, "I'll cut out your tongue."

"Has the Queen Mother of the West ever considered why I have regained my youth, or what extraordinary opportunities I have received?"

"..."

Seeing Bai Wuyan's face darken, Su Ran Sword Venerable was greatly encouraged and raised his eyebrows and smiled, "That's right, it's the Queen Mother of the West's elixir of immortality. I obtained this great elixir before my lifespan ran out, and he and I... These things cannot be said. As long as the Queen Mother of the West knows, I have never lost contact with him, and I even passed on the method of the small world to him!"

With a deafening roar, thunder rumbled from the sky!

Xiang Yuan couldn't help but frown. What did he mean by 'these are things that can't be said'? It was as if something had happened.

Bai Wuyan was struck dumb, completely disoriented.

She had previously predicted that the Sword Master Su Ran would not die from the exhaustion of his lifespan and that there would be a chance to turn the tide, but she did not know what that chance was. She never expected that the chance had been in her hands all along.

The balance of power had shifted, and joy had transferred to Sword Master Su Ran, who chuckled and said, "As expected of the Queen Mother of the West's elixir of immortality, it's truly effective. I only took a small sip and already benefited for life. Overjoyed, I bestowed it upon my disciples, allowing several of them to enjoy its effects..."

She paused, a hint of apology in her voice, "At that time, I didn't know he was your elixir of immortality, Queen Mother of the West. Ignorance is no excuse, you won't blame me, right?"

Xiang Yuan: "..."

Bull-Headed Sword Master, you have excellent tea!
I kill you!

Bai Wuyan was furious, and her sword energy suddenly surged. She drew her sword and attacked Su Ran Sword Master, engaging him in battle once again.

Su Ran Sword Master stepped forward, forming a sword with her fingers, to block the sword finger. Just as Shang Qingmeng and Zi Ping could not overcome Xiao Lingyue's arm strength, she also had a hard time blocking Bai Wuyan in close combat. She asked in surprise, "Why is the Queen Mother of the West so angry? Could it be... that you have been kept in the dark by him all this time and did not know that he was cheating on you outside?"

"Shut up!"

"No!"

"Jianxinzhai has no shame!"

"What a joke, your Wushuang Palace is no better."

The angrier Bai Wuyan became, the more Su Ran Sword Master spoke, and then she mocked, "You, as the master, aren't you also with your disciple's husband..."

"Shut up!"

Clang, clang, crackle, pop.

The two leading ladies of Wushuang Palace and Jianxinzhai settled accounts, and the identities of the Xiang and Yuan families as slaves were exposed. Logically speaking, both sides were evenly matched, and neither was much better than the other, so there was no real winner or loser.

The legends of King Mu of Zhou and the Queen Mother of the West can be added, and given the questionable moral character of Su Ran Sword Venerable, it immediately becomes powerful, turning into a bloodbath for Wushuang Palace.

Xiang Yuan didn't interrupt the reconciliation. This day would come sooner or later. Rather than waiting for the two leaders to recover their strength before fighting, it was better to make things clear while they were weak and powerless.

That's it!
In less than the time it takes to drink a cup of tea, Bai Wuyan and Su Ran Sword Master exhausted their strength and collapsed to the ground powerless after a collision where they had exerted all their strength.

Because she was completely naked, her posture was very indecent. She felt ashamed inside, but she remained indifferent on the surface, saying that she and Xiang Yuan had long been honest with each other and were old acquaintances who knew each other well.

You can shut up!
Xiang Yuan raised his hand and waved, causing the black Taoist robe to fall and cover Su Ran Sword Master.

He summoned the two of them from mid-air and placed them in a cross-legged position. He used his blood vessels to replenish the medicine for the Sword Master Su Ran, and gave Bai Wuyan a VIP seat, as well as special treatment such as dual cultivation of the primordial spirit.

Half an hour later, they started tearing each other apart again.

The fighting continued for three days and three nights, with constant repairs and intermittent fighting, and neither side was willing to give up.

They could go on for a lifetime and enjoy it immensely, but Xiang Yuan was not happy about that. He longed for the warm bed and wife of the Overlord's wife, so he drew a six-character mantra on a golden plaque and forcibly suppressed the two of them, finally making them behave.

No wonder!
Su Ran Sword Master was quite adept at talking nonsense and using sarcastic remarks. Lacking the energy to fight, he resorted to various forms of mockery, recounting Xiang Yuan's experience as a family heirloom at Sword Heart Pavilion.

After the Sword Master used up the sword, Shang Qingmeng used it, then Zi Ping and Qin Zhaorong took over, and then it was passed down to the third generation of disciples, and so on, so that everyone had medicine to use and everyone had the path to cultivation.

Because it makes no sense whatsoever, it sounds like the truth.

Su Ran Sword Master is like Chan'er, always provoking Xiao Lingyue for no reason. But Bai Wuyan is far inferior to Xiao Lingyue. She is no match for him in verbal skills and can only passively endure the attacks without taking action.

The referee once again took sides, waving his hand to mute Su Ran Sword Master, silencing him and leaving him only able to endure Bai Wuyan's attacks, unable to utter a word of rebuttal.

The effect was mediocre. Bai Wuyan kept repeating the same few sentences, and her vocabulary was extremely limited, so the satire was not very effective.

Finally, Xiang Yuan's ears were quiet again.

Until they recovered some of their strength and forcibly broke the six-word mantra, they started fighting again.

High in the sky, Su Ran Sword Master was wearing Xiang Yuan's black Taoist robe. Due to the obvious difference in their body sizes, the robe was quite cumbersome on her, but she didn't mind at all. She looked at it as if she had found a treasure, and with a happy expression, she provocatively waved it back and forth in front of Bai Wuyan.

Half an hour later, both of them were exhausted and returned to the starting point.

ε=(ο｀*)))
Life is tough, even pharmaceutical companies have to sigh!
Xiang Yuan knew that it would be difficult to manage these two together, but this was just too difficult. When would it ever end?
Looking at Su Ran Sword Master lying on the ground, peeking through various cracks in the door, Xiang Yuan exclaimed that he couldn't bear to watch. He waved his hand and handed over a Daoist robe, saying irritably, "Sword Master, I don't have time to waste here. If there is any more fighting, I will cut off your major medicine."

Then, in a gentle tone, he said to Bai Wuyan, "Senior Sister Bai Feng, if you continue to argue with her, I will take away... and cut off your major medicine."

Xiang Yuan originally wanted to take the Cloud-Weaving Heavenly Robe and seal it to the Ninth-Rank Golden Lotus, but he figured Bai Wuyan wouldn't mind being seen naked by him, so the threat would be ineffective. He decisively changed his mind.

Finally, he said, "Stop fighting. You won't kill anyone like this. Settle any scores with us when we get back to the Qianyuan Realm."

Su Ran Sword Master: Who are you trying to scare? I'm going to say it!

Bai Wuyan: I'm going to settle this with her!
Half an hour later, the two were fighting again, neither of them obediently listening to the others.

Xiang Yuan did not stop them. After the two were both exhausted, he dealt with the matter fairly and justly. Not only did he not cover up Su Ran Sword Venerable's shame with her robe, he also cut off her major medicine.

Bai Wuyan still enjoyed VIP treatment. With the help of the blood medicine, she regained her strength and stepped forward with a sneer, pressing the defenseless Su Ran Sword Master to the ground and grinding him hard for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.

Although it takes two to tango, Xiang Yuan still stood fairly and impartially on Bai Wuyan's side.

Don't ask, it just means you're petty.

Last time at Jianxinzhai, Sword Master Su Ran treated him the same way, immobilizing him and letting Shang Qingmeng scrape him with her sword.

This revenge has finally been taken.

Whether or not the equally petty Sword Master Su Ran will retaliate is something Xiang Yuan can't worry about today; let tomorrow's Xiang Yuan figure it out himself. Tomorrow's Xiang Yuan won't be him anymore, so what does it matter to him?

After this incident, Sword Master Su Ran indeed became much more obedient. Although he still grumbled a bit when fetching medicine, he no longer took the initiative to provoke Bai Wuyan. He also never mentioned the matter of the entire Sword Heart Sect working together to help Xiang Yuan practice his skills again.

Bai Wuyan is a VIP member and enjoys the exclusive right to provoke others, but seeing that Yuan Zhen dared to cut off the blood medicine, fearing that Su Ran Sword Master would find an opportunity to fight back, she also restrained herself a bit.

This time they're really behaving themselves!
……

More than half a month later.

The Sword Master Su Ran, dressed in a black Taoist robe, lingered in front of Bai Wuyan, appearing and disappearing in a daze. Every now and then, he would cup his face in his hands, exclaim shyly, and shake his head.

This perfectly matches Xiang Yuan's stereotype of a fairy from a prestigious family!
Bai Wuyan coldly looked at Xiang Yuan, telling him to stop pretending to be dead, and made a soft sound.

Xiang Yuan held Bai Gongzhu in his arms and whispered in her ear, "Sword Master doesn't even have a seat. Do you really think she said those things just to annoy you? If you take it seriously, you'll fall into her trap."

What is the Law of the Small World?

"..."

"speak!"

"Speaking of which, Yanfu Sect has been silent for a while. Does Senior Sister Bai Feng know the reason?"

Xiang Yuan used his distraction technique without batting an eye. Bai Wuyan sneered and stopped pursuing the matter. She glanced at Su Ran Sword Master and said, "The Yanfu Sect is referring to West Kunlun. Take this mountain with you, and you can return to Qianyuan Realm."

Why didn't you say so earlier? You spent a whole month going crazy with the Door-Crack Sword Master. She's shameless, but aren't you shameless too?

Xiang Yuan cursed his bad luck, then frowned and said, "West Kunlun is sealed. Senior Sister Bai Feng is the master of this place. Does she have a way to break the seal?"

If he had a suggestion, the pretty boy would like to take a bath in the medicinal pool, no, the Jade Pool.

Bai Wuyan remained silent for a moment, then said, "I am unable to unseal this mountain for the time being, nor can I take it away."

"..."

"But you can, you have the method of cultivating in a small world, which allows you to incorporate West Kunlun into your own world!"

(End of this chapter)